From: How I Met Your Mother
Full Character Name: Barnabus Stinson
-It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!
-You are forcing me to be the voice of reason. And that's not a good look for me!
-Sorry, buddy, wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. Oh, no wait. That was last night.
-Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome"
-The camera loves me Robin - more than loves me the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.