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on 24 Feb 2011 12:07

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TotalFilms 9 Unlikely Movie Titles

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Cowboys & Aliens is hitting screens soon, and now Michael Bay is possibly on board to produce apocalyptic thriller Zombies Vs Robots, so TotalFilm booted up theirs copy of Photoshop 1.0 and came up with these unlikely additions to studio slates...
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1. The Nazi Officer's Wife (2003)
Title: Kittens & Nazis
Tagline: Let the LOLocaust begin...

Plot: 1944, and the Nazis are experimenting on kittens in an effort to develop weapons so adorable that you'll literally die from cuteness overload... but the kittens fight back.

People who added this item 26  Average listal rating (17 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 4.2 
2. Robowar (1988)
Title: Robots & Clowns
Tagline: Our last line of defense is a punchline...

Plot: When robots from the future travel to present day Las Vegas to destroy the world as we know it, only the International Clown Convention can stand in their way...

People who added this item 127  Average listal rating (33 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.5 
3. Pirates (2005)
Title Pirates & Unicorns
Tagline Fifteen men on a dead man's quest

Plot: A band or pirates sail to the ends of the Earth to capture a mythical unicorn, but no-one has ever manged to capture one for good reason... they were too busy being slaughtered.

People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.8 
4. Skeleton Coast (1988)
Title Skellingtons & Indians
Tagline When there's no skin left to skalp...

Plot: The Native Americans had successful killed off any would be conquerers for centuries, but they made one fatal mistake - they laid their enemies to rest in Indian burial grounds. Tonight, the invasion begins again.

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5. The Demon (1982)
Title Demons & Lumberjacks
Tagline Sometimes you can't see the wood for the bodies

Plot: A ragtag group of lumberjacks in the Alaskan wilderness just cut down the wrong tree, now they must fight for survival before they get cut down to size.

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6. First Knight (1995)
Title Knights & Mummies
Tagline Things that go bump in the Knight...

Plot: A group of Knights Templar quest to Egypt in search of a hiding place for the grail, the enemy hot on their trail. Seeking a secure place to hide, they break open the entrance to a Pyramid, and awaken the evil inside... (you know, Mummies).

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7. The Wizard (1927)
Title Conquistadors & Wizards
Tagline Blessed by God. Cursed by magic

Plot: Invading Spanish mercenaries make their way deep into Peru, and lay claim to the lost Incan city they find there. But this is a place of magic, and there is now room for men of God.

People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 2  IMDB Rating 5.8 
8. Erik, the Viking (1965)
Title Vikings & Ninjas
Tagline Eat. Slay. Rape

Plot: A tribe of fearsome Vikings sail in search of new lands to pillage. But when they land on an island in the East, it turns out the peaceful looking natives are only bloody NINJAS! Bet you weren't expecting that...

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9. The Mermaid (1904)
Title Mermaids & Zombies
Tagline When there's no room left on earth, they will go fishing

Plot: After an earthquake releases a strange gas from the Earth's crust, Atlantis comes under seige from the walking dead...


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Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Feb 24 14:49
I want see movie Kittens & Nazis (=
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Mar 2 15:08
I would see Demons & Lumberjacks, and Vikings & Ninjas. Those would be really, really awesome movies.
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Mar 27 9:58
I Wanna See All These Movies!

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