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Cool as Ice (1991)


Note : I rent it on video back then because I thought that Vanilla Ice was cool (give me a break... I was twelve years old!!!). Anyway, in spite of my young age, I was still able to figure out that it was a huge piece of turd... The worst of the worst!
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Note : Back then, I was 14 years old and I was a little over my Jean-Claude van Damme period but being a big Street Fighter fan, I had to see it in the movie theater... What a terrible experience! One of the wortst movies I have ever seen...
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Longshot (2001)


Note : To be honest, I really had a hard time to get what it was all about. I mean, I heard that NSYNC was involved but, except for Justin Timberlake who was pretty easy to recognize, I had no idea when they actually pop-upped. Indeed, I thought there were at least 20 guys in this movies that could have been in a boy-band and, it figures because no less than 5 different boy-bands gave some cameos here. So, you get the idea, watching this flick was like watching a very bad video clip lasting 90 minutes involving a whole bunch of boy-bands.
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Note : To make an even worse movie than the first installment is really an achievement. The story is completely boring, the jokes are pathetic and the whole thing look awful (I'm sure they spent a lot of money but it didn't help, I'm afraid...).
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Note : Obviously, I wasn't expecting much from this flick but it managed to be even worse than I expected. To be honest, I have never been a huge fan of parodies in general but this one was just awful and probably the worst one I have ever seen. Of course, you had Leslie Nielsen once again involved as he was apparently incapable of doing anything else and he provided his usual oblivious and obnoxious character.
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Date Movie (2006)


Note : Wow, it really deserves its poor reputation and it turned out to be much worse than I anticipated. I mean, I never cared for the parody genre to start with but this must be the very worst one I have seen. Why should I start? There was not one funny joke at all and, to watch this movie 10 years later, it makes the whole thing also dated and even more cringe-inducing to behold. The other thing that bothered me is that instead of focusing on the romantic-comedies, they keep throwing some references to some other movies coming from very various kinds and, as a result, it all felt totally random and even less effective.
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Hangmen (1987)


Note : The whole thing was just terrible and on every level (directing, acting, story, dialogs,...). If Ed Wood was still making movies today, it would probably look better than this. It was just ridiculous and I laughed my ass off the whole way through.
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Note : I have a 4 years old daughter and she wanted to see this. So I put it on and, to my surprise, Danny De Vito was in the opening credits so I thought "Let's give it a try!". Boy, that was a mistake... The only reason it doesn't get the lowest score it's because it is movie for kids but even though it's completely worthless...
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Note : I watched it because there was Alec Baldwin in it and because I thought it could be nice for my step-son... Again, huge mistake! Very very vey bad...
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Note : It was the worst action movie I have ever seen. The action scenes are worthless and the story doesn't make any sense....
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Note : Uwe Boll's (bad) reputation was growing each year as the worst director around so I was really getting curious about his work so I had to watch one of his movies. Oh, my god... I wasn't disappointed or maybe the opposite, I was very disappointed, depends how you put it... Anyway, Uwe Boll really deserves the title of "Worst movie director alive"....
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Taxi (1998)


Note : It was so bad ! I remember when it came out in France. It was a huge success and everybody went to see this movie. Everybody except me. My gut was telling me it was big pile of horses..t. So I didn't go. For months, I had to hear all the comments about this movie ("This is great !" "You have to see it !",...) . After 6 months, a friend convinced me and I finally saw it on video (no DVD back then...). I was completely stoned out of mind which didn't help. After 10 minutes, there was the first real dialog and it sounded so bad , I thought it was fake and I thought someone was comploting against me... Real panic and a complete tragedy ! Anyway it was really really bad... and they made 3 sequels !!!
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Note : After watching 'Ed Wood', I was really curious about this movie. I expected it to be pretty average but it was just terrible, not even funny terrible, but just plain terrible...
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Taxi 2 (2000)


Note : It was not better or worse than the first one which is one of the worst movie ever... If you wonder why I keep watching those worthless movies, check underneath...
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Taxi 3 (2003)


Note : It was so lame... Bad story, bad acting, very very average action scenes...You may wonder why I watched the 3 Taxi movies if I hate them so much... Good question ! The point is that I'm a big Marion Cotillard fan and I try to see everything she is in it. The funniest part is that she's completely under-used in all 3 movies...
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Taxi 4 (2007)


Note : Why on Earth did I watch this piece of crap?!? There's not even Marion Cotillard in it... My step-son is crazy about sequels (no comment...) and really wanted to see it, that's why...
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Movie 43 (2013)


Notes: Basically, it is a collection of supposedly funny segments but they were just really cringe-inducing and I don't think I can pick up a segment which was actually slightly worth a look. Apparently, I have seen an alternate version instead of the one released in the US but there is no way that I'm going to check this other version just too make sure that it is just as bad as the one I have seen. The most bewildering thing about this project is the stunning number of famous and sometimes even really good actors that got involved into this.
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Notes: Jean-Claude Van Damme was never a great actor but do you know what is worse? A cheap-ass clone of Van Damme like Sasha Mitchell. I have to admit it, the guy has a pretty face and he seems to be able to fight but, man, what a terrible actor... Seriously, he was such really pathetic to behold. Furthermore, even though it was a nice touch to go to Rio, that would be probably the only positive thing I could tell about the story. Indeed, the whole thing was just a disjointed mess with barely any fighting scenes and, above all, it was just seriously tedious to watch.
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Note : This was pretty terrible... Bad story, bad directing and bad acting. Shall I add something else? A total waste of time.
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Note : Basically, it is one of those terrible movies in which Sandra Bullock had a very small part but they have been re-released on dvd with her showed prominently on the box after she reached stardom. In fact, this movie would be last very low budget thing one she would make, everything after would have a rather high profile.
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Note : I have nothing against Jessica Simpson and she did look pretty good but, oh boy, she is just an awful actress. It didn't help that the story was stupid, boring and completely unbelievable.
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Note : Like many other pop-stars, Jessica Simpson started a movie career and managed to get the somewhat coveted part of Daisy Duke in ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ but it turned out to be a huge flop and it was really trashed when it was released. From there, it only got worse and this was the last movie she made (did she retire from the movie business? It might be a wise choice…). Basically, it is really a poor copycat of ‘Private Benjamin’ (which wasn’t really great to start with) and the whole thing was just pretty abysmal.
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Jack and Jill (2011)


Note : With this movie, it’s official, Adam Sandler has finally hit rock bottom. I mean, most of his movies were rather underwhelming, some of them were pretty bad, but this time, he really nailed it. Indeed, this is a truly awful movie. Dear god, not only the concept was terrible, it wasn’t funny at all and rather pathetic but, the worst of all, he’s that he managed to drag Al Pacino in this nightmare.
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Note : This movie has been directed by the Master of Crap, Uwe Boll !! Where should I start ? First of all, they should have call it "The Lord of the rings : The Remake" because it is a total rip-off and a bad one ! I'm not gonna mention all the similarities because it will take forever but if you see this movie, you'll see what I mean. The biggest surprise is that the cast has quite a few decent actors (Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Kristanna Loken, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds...). What were they thinking ?!? They have never heard of him before ?!? Why would you jeorpardize your career by working with this guy ?!? I hope, at least, that the money was good... Finally, to conclude, the biggest flaw is that it is so damn boring... I thought it would never end.
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Note : It is basically a complete disaster and it is very rare to see a movie failing on every single level. For example, take the story, it is a terrible far-fetched mess which barely makes any sense and, if you try to analize it afterwards, it is even more pathetic. Concerning Lindsay Lohan, what can I say? Even though she is supposed to play 2 different characters (one real and one supposedly imaginary), there is not one single difference between any of them so her performance was far from being convincing. Even the striptease scenes were some of the most underwhelming I have ever seen but you can argue that, in real life, striptease acts actually might as well look quite ugly and boring.
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Note : In the Netherlands, there is a real market for Dutch movies for kids. There are usually very successful but most of the time actually very average. This one is probably the worst one I have seen.
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Note : What a terrible movie! It is basically a very bad remake of Dirty Dancing (which I'm not really fond of to start with). The dancing sequences are pretty cool but the story is weak, the dialogs are just laughable and the performances by the whole cast are just very poor.
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Choices (1981)


Note : There are about 3 story lines (The lead is a high-school football star, the lead is a great violin player, the lead is almost deaf...) and none of those story lines are developped correctly. It is a terrible and boring movie and you should definitely avoid it.
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Flying (1986)


Note : I have found this DVD for 1 euro and I thought why not ? There is Keanu Reeves in it! What a mistake... Just a very bad Flashdance rip-off( bare in mind that Flashdance was already an average movie) ... Avoid at all costs !!!
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Note : It features Brad Pitt's first lead role which was the main reason why I wanted to watch this flick. And how was it eventually? Pretty bad, actually... The directing is really laughable, the dialogs are pretty often ridiculous, the acting is terrible as well (it is quite difficult to believe that Brad Pitt would become an impressive actor twenty years later!) and the story doesn't really captivate you whatsoever.
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Note : Back in the 90's, I watched the first Street Fighter flick and it immediatly became one of the worst movies I have ever seen. So, almost 20 years later, I watch another Street Fighter flick (I know... It is borderline masochism!) and guess what? It was pretty bad as well... I mean, not as bad as the Jean-Claude Van Damme vehicle but still pretty horrendous.
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Note : The whole thing is just too sophisticated and scary for young kids and too boring and childish for grown-ups. It is a big failure.
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Note : My step-son loves The Mask (I think it's a cool movie too) and he loves sequels (Don't ask me why...)... so we had to watch this movie... Anyway, I was curious to see if it was that bad. It is that bad...
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Note : Being a fan and having 3 kids, I watch a lot of animated movies. Unfortunately, some are just so bad. This one is just a bad Finding Nemo rip-off...
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The Love Guru (2008)


Note : It was so bad... I was actually sometimes smilling because it was so awful but what a terrible movie !
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Note : I didn't really like the first one already but this one was even worse! I watched it because I like Milla Jovovich but she wasn't able to save this disaster!
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Note : I watched this because there is Drew Barrymore in it (a very small part) and I was curious to see what was the fuss about with this movie. There are a few good things (honestly...) but they are completely lost in a vast ocean of not funny/stupid/despicable/nauseacting/awfull ideas (I don't dare use the word "jokes" here...)...
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Note : When I started to watch obsessively movies (I was about 12 years old), I first loved action movies and Van Damme was one of my favorite actor. At the end of this period, I saw this movie at the Movie Theater and it was definitely Van Damme's worst effort. Imagine him playing a romantic lead... It was the first time I felt so disappointed by a movie...
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Note : During my young years (see above), I watched everything with Van Damme and I watched this because he was on the cover. A terribly bad movie and, at 12 years old, the first time I felt ripped-off by a movie(Van Damme is only 10 minutes in the movie).
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Supercross (2005)


Note : It was just terrible. I guess if you are big motocross fan you may enjoy this movie. But as I'm not a motocross fan, I just found it was very very boring and just plain bad.
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Bean (1997)


Note : When it came out, it was very popular but I didn't went to go at all but after 2 weeks, a friend convinced me and we saw it at the movie theater. I was completely stoned and the movie theater was packed and everybody was laughing. Except me... I had this strange feeling that they were all against me or something... Anyway, I remember half way through the movie, there was this joke that you have seen like 100 hundreds time in the trailer and it was really this stupid joke. I could count in my head that ,in 5 seconds,everybody will laugh like crazy... 1...2...3...4...5 !! BOUM !!! and it was like a big wave of laughs coming over me.... and I was thinking "Am I the only who think it stinks ?" It was just terrible...
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Note : I thought it would be bad and it was indeed f*cking terrible...
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Note : What was George Lucas thinking with this piece of sh*t ?!? I'm pretty sure he needed some dough and thought he found his new cash cow. No way, this may be the worst comic-book adapatation ever...
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Ed (1996)


Note : All those movies involving animals doing any kind of sports are usually worthless (I'm no expert though...) but this one is really the worst one...
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Note : Eddie Murphy's worst movie (seriously...) and he has made many terrible movies....
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Note : I consider the first movie one of the most overrated movies ever made so I wasn't really expecting much before watching this 'prequel'... Oh boy... It was just terrible...
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Note : I was just a kid when I saw this one... Back then, I understood you could watch a comedy without a single laugh throughout the whole thing... Quite an experience...
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Boat Trip (2002)


Note : Another case of 'Let's check if it is that bad'... CHECK!
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Note : What can I say ? Bridgette Wilson is completely worthless as a ruthless psychopath....
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Dead Girl (1996)


Note : Basically, it was one of these abysmal indie features with some supposedly artistic qualities but the end-result here was seriously pathetic. I mean, the first half was what 'Inception' could have turned out to be if you would have removed the action scenes and if it would have been made by a very weak director. The second half was even worse, some kind of necrophilic black comedy, even though I'm sure you might really want to call it a comedy. Anyway, it was just terrible, that's for sure.
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Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Oct 27 6:50
OK, it is true "Dante's Peak" is one of my favorite natural disaster films. Gah... much better then "Volcano" with Tommy Lee Jones
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Oct 27 6:52
I thought Dante's Peak was pretty bad and Volcano was OK but it is a matter of taste. Anyway, we are not talking about masterpieces here...

NOTE: I have seen Dante's Peak again and you're right! It's not so bad so I removed it.
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Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Oct 27 7:21
Ha, very true... but we could always start a lively debate over what was the best "Airport Disaster" film... ah now that is a genre of film making!
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Oct 27 7:25
It seems quite interesting but honestly I haven't seen any Airport movie (yet)... So I won't have much to say! But which one is the best according to you ?
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Posted: 7 years ago at Oct 31 11:17
haha yes cool as ice is probably the worst movie ever created xD luckily i haven't seen too many movies from this list and I will keep it that way ;)
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Dec 30 19:55
"Godzilla" is probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I actually haven't seen a lot of these. You should've added "Congo," "Date Night," "Casper's Scare School," and "Titanic Animated." Well, that's if people even KNOW about the last two! lol
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Dec 30 20:33
I thought "Congo" was indeed pretty average but not one of the worst movie ever made. I haven't seen the other 3.
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 6 9:22
I like The Birdcage, Hot Shots! Part Deux, and Bean. LOVE The Kentucky Fried Movie. I'm guessing we differ due to a difference in sense of humor. I've never thought Howard the Duck is as terrible as everyone else does, but then I haven't seen it since the early '90s (could also be because I expected it to be terrible). The rest of these I either didn't see or didn't like.
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 6 9:38
Out of 50 movies, you liked only 4 movies so that's not a big difference. And you haven't seen of heard of most of them, good for you!
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 6 22:56
Showgirls, Cutting Class, Plan 9, Kentucky Fried Movie, Cobra, and No Retreat No Surrender are all entertaining as hell! Big fan of all of them. But yeah most on here are god awful. If you want truly bad I suggest you see Troll 2, Undefeatable, Deadly Prey Samurai Cop, and The Room :)
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 7 6:52
I know you have a weird taste, JayTrotter... Even bad movies can be enjoyable!

Some of them (like Showgirls, Plan 9, Kentucky Fried Movie) are still enjoyable in some weird/twisted/mascochistic way...
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 10 21:40
If you add Godzilla to that list you can also add Cloverfield ^^ its AT LEAST as bad...
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 10 21:59
You Actually Saw My Little Pony?

Damn, You Got More Guts Than I Do... I Didnt Even Survive The First 5 Minutes Of It.... LOL!
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 11 9:12
@ Lost in my mind. I actually liked Cloverfield so I won't add it to this list but do you really think it was one of the worst movie ever made ?!? It seems a little harsh...
Posted: 6 years, 8 months ago at Mar 19 19:37
I haven't seen the original Taxi, but I'd say the American remake is worse.
Posted: 6 years, 8 months ago at Mar 19 20:00
@Max the Movie Kid, I haven't seen the remake but there's a big chance that it is even worse that the original which I really hate...
Posted: 6 years, 6 months ago at May 6 19:08
lol loved your comments! lol still laughing
Posted: 6 years, 5 months ago at Jun 15 13:30
MY GOD son of the mask was TERRIBLE!!

I like Mr.Bean but.. well, nice list :)
Posted: 6 years, 5 months ago at Jun 29 8:44
Oh god, why did you have to remind me of My Little Pony: The Movie?! It took most the majority of my younger childhood years to erase that from my memory xD
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Aug 19 16:26
hahaha
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Sep 14 17:51
How about Jaws 4, that movie is God-awful.
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Sep 14 18:41
@Pandoras Folly, I haven't seen Jaws 4 but it seems indeed pretty bad.
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Sep 15 8:37
Damn johan! If I didn't know that you've also seen TONS of great, timeless masterpieces from various eras, cultures, and genres of film I'd think you were the silliest guy around. Honestly, I don't know how you do it...
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Sep 15 8:54
@Xanadon't, from to time to time, it is pretty funny and surreal to watch a bad movie (most of the time it is still a waste of time though...). Furthermore, I have been watching those movies during the last 20 years so they have been spread out...
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at Oct 11 5:39
Have you seen or heard of the Nostalgia Critic from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com ? He's reviewed Street Fighter (which I consider to be a guilty pleasure), The Avengers, Howard the Duck, and Cool as Ice! You should check his stuff out! He's HILARIOUS!
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at Oct 11 6:56
@jedidarrick, I heard about the guy
Posted: 5 years, 11 months ago at Dec 9 23:58
I can only disagree with Deuce Bigalow, Freddy Got Fingered, and Hot Shots! Part Deux
Posted: 5 years, 10 months ago at Jan 12 22:01
I'm so thankful that I haven't seen many of these - you definitely dug deep. I submit for your consideration 1978's 'Matilda' as a worst movie (a boxing kangaroo, seriously):

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See? HORRIBLE. Here's another list of the worst movies of all time that I liked:

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Combining yours and theirs would be epic!
Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Mar 25 14:55
Haha you were stoned out of your mind for Taxi... priceless.
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Apr 24 22:48
Street Fighter would fit in the category of "so bad it's good" for me. The writing is filled with cheese but that's part of its charm.

The undisputed king of films belonging in this ilk would be Tommy Wiseau's "masterpiece": The Room. Every aspect of that picture is poorly done but silly laugh riots ensue whenever I see it. Not all films have to be great art for it to be entertaining, I can appreciate some trash every once in awhile.

Dumb and Dumberer is a bad film period, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Apr 25 5:12
@m8221196, to consider 'Freddy got fingered' a masterpiece, THAT is outright offensive...

I guess you are the kind of person who, when he sees an (actual) piece of turd displayed in a museum, thinks 'Oh my God! This is so avant-garde!!!'.
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Apr 25 20:48
^ Dude, you're dignifying a person who thinks Shaq Fu is a good game and a minimalist composer to be the greatest of all "Classical" music. Just thought I'd let you know.
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Apr 26 13:41
@boludotanooki, thanks for this update. It does help to understand, indeed...
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Apr 26 14:00
I think that just plain perplexes me further.

You should rewatch Street Fighter though, Raul Julia is hilarious in it. There's this extended comedy scene where he's trying to pay a bad guy with ridicilous methods such as using his own Bison Pounds or something. They'll be good cash... WHEN HE KIDNAPS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

Love that scene.
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Apr 26 20:28
@Johan: No personal qualms against you, but as much as I respect your opinions and tastes, you should try to do that to others... so what he likes Freddy Got Fingered? so what he called it a masterpiece!

Leave it at that... everyone has his/her own tastes and views and one should not get offensive or aggressive... next time someone writes a thing like that either ignore it if you can't handle it or straight-away delete it! There are people still out there who consider The Godfather to be the shittiest film ever made... now that's personal taste right there. So you gotta try to accept and live with that!

You added Street Fighter, a film I consider to be one of the OK, good movies but nowhere near worst but I didn't say anything on that because I respect your opinions and arguing would only show that I'm an ignorant slob!
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Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Apr 26 23:41
Disagreements and arguments are fine so long as it's handled with a measure of civility and no personal attacks are involved. I generally respect people with different opinions than mine (even radical) but mainly those based on a degree of substance and ones I can learn from. I think people should be more outspoken and forthcoming with their viewpoints otherwise society will be seriously trapped in a hive-minded system.
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Jul 15 10:08
@Ixaac Marshall, 'The Magic Roundabout' is the original title. 'Doogal' is the name of the American version.
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Jul 17 16:30
@Ixaac Marshall, do you mean you have seen both versions?!? The only difference would be in the dubbing, a part from that, they are identical. Anyway, I have only seen the original European version (thank God for that...) and I won't watch the US version just to make sure you're wrong...
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Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Feb 20 9:23
and the movie theater was packed and everybody was laughing.


Me too :)
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Feb 20 11:24
I've only seen 15 of these and, out of those, the only one I disagree with you on is In the Name of the King; it's not great (I know) but I enjoy fantasy & period piece films of this nature and I like Statham.

As for the rest, I would probably need to be paid to watch them...and I truly do not understand the Taxi phenomenon. Why all the sequels when the first film was trash?
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Sep 22 7:42
I like 'Bean', 'Mr Bean's Holiday', 'Taxi' and 'Taxi 2', I don't really like 'Thomas and the Magic Railroad', but I agree with 'Street Fighter', 'The Flintstones: In Viva Rock Vegas', 'Plan 9 From Outer Space', 'Return to the Blue Lagoon', 'Jack and Jill', 'The Love Guru' and 'Godzilla'.

I haven't seen the rest.
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Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jan 27 16:42
Which of these movies did you think had anything good in them?
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jan 27 16:53
Wow! 16000 views!
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jan 27 21:09
most of them have some redeeming features. Sometimes, it is so bad, it is actually quite fun to watch them.
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jan 27 21:23
Is that like so bad it's good?
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jan 27 21:27
Yeah, something like that ;)
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Feb 10 12:47
Luckily I have not seen any of those apart from Howard The Duck which IMHO was maligned and isnt too bad - not as good as the satirical/pastiche nature of the comic books and the duck looks soooooooo bad its incredible... but quite a witty film

BUT the worst film I have ever watched in its entirety is...Zombie Nation directed by Ulli Lommel - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463392/ - possibly it has NO redeeming factors and cannot even manage the so-bad-its-good thing like The Incredible Melting Man
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Mar 28 16:35
You should say who's responsible and add redeeming features about the movies on the list!
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Mar 28 17:47
@filmbuilder, why?! I don't think it is really interesting.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Mar 28 18:00
Nice list! I refuse to see Jack and Jill or The Love Guru because doing so would be deemed as cruel and unusual punishment. LOL
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at May 27 18:58
Have you seen any episodes of 'The Nostalgia Critic'? He's reviewed 'Street Fighter', 'Cool As Ice', 'Howard the Duck' and 'Thomas and the Magic Railroad', his reviews are hilarious! He's also done a hilarious tribute to Siskel & Ebert!
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at May 27 19:43
I have heard about the guy but I have never read of heard his reviews.
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at May 27 19:57
You don't read the reviews, you watch them! And you should watch them, they're hilarious!
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Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at May 15 0:50
Since you've just reviewed this, can you add Who Do I Gotta Kill (Me and the Mob) to the list?
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Feb 13 16:32

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