Top 10 Men Women Want to Get With... But Shouldn't

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Patrick Bateman

The Pros: On the surface, Bateman seems like a nice enough guy. He works out, takes care of himself and makes a living as a successful business executive at a top firm. He’s just the guy you want to take home to your parents for Thanksgiving and he can afford to keep you in the lap of luxury.

The Cons: Beneath the cracking veneer of Bateman’s sanity lie the violent fantasies of a deranged killer. At the very least he’ll ignore your every word or he might draw you into a game of pin the chainsaw on the prostitute.

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338   6.9   7.5 

David Naughton

The Pros: Having this cheeky looker in your hospital ward is enough to give anyone a serious case of Florence Nightingale syndrome. Adventurous, good humored and loyal to a fault, he’ll soon find his way into your heart... and your bed.

The Cons: His tendency to change into a wolf by the light of the full moon really limits the amount of time he can spend with you. He’s also haunted by the ghosts of people he’s killed which could wreck his concentration in the bedroom.

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Ash

The Pros: He’s the King, baby. With smoldering good looks and rippling abs he’ll sweep you off your feet faster than you can say “pillow talk.” He’s got a sharp sense of humor and he has his own boomstick.

The Cons: Most of his girlfriends end up being possessed by evil Kandarian demons and either killed, dismembered or dumped. He has a so-so memory (Clatto Verata... Nickel?) which can bode ill for anniversaries and birthdays. Ash also has a chainsaw for a hand which could turn pleasurable bedroom high-jinks into a life or death struggle.

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1720   7.7   8.3 

Donnie Darko

The Pros: Donnie is an earnest young man who does his best to stop the end of the world as we know it and would give his life to save his girl.

The Cons: Donnie talks to a creepy human-sized skull-bunny named Frank and sees bubbles of energy that emerge from people’s heart chakras, two symptoms that point to a severe case of something not good. He also tends to engage in vandalism like flooding the school and burning a pedophile’s house to the ground. Your relationship will probably end with you waking up in the middle of the night with a confused sense of loss.

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107   9   6.7 

Dorian Gray

The Pros: What’s not to love? He’s beautiful, suave, sophisticated, loaded and he’s British!

The Cons: Dorian’s enchanted portrait allows him to escape the burden of time unscathed so people might start inquiring if you’re his great aunt if he doesn’t dump you first. Also the last girl to tangle with Dorian, opera singer Sybil Vane, drowned herself in despair when he gave her the boot.

2972   7.7   8 

Edward Scissorhands

The Pros: Edward is a talented artist with a flair for hairstyling and shrubbery art. Soft spoken and sweet, he’ll win your heart with his gentle love of animals and desire to fit in.

The Cons: With scissors for hands, getting to second base can be hazardous. Edward is also a man-made creature who doesn’t age, which means when you’re pushing fifty he’ll still look as young as the day you first met.

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1476   7.4   7.4 

Lestat

The Pros: Otherworldly and beautiful, Lestat is the life of any party. He can read your mind and make all your fantasies come true, and charm you silly with his wit and regal bearing.

The Cons: Lestat is a hardened killer and likes to prolong the agony of his victims before blessedly killing them. He also holds onto a grudge like a dog does a bone and is virtually indestructible. Don’t cross him or he’ll stop at nothing to punish you for how naughty you’ve been.

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603   6.7   7 

David

The Pros: He can party all night, sleep all day and doesn’t look bad either.

The Cons: His pesky immortality can have him playing Peter Pan to your Wendy until the cows come home. He’s also a ruthless leader and has no qualms about using you to lure new members into the gang with your feminine wiles.

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960   8.1   8.7 

Norman Bates

The Pros: Shy and polite, Norman is an upstanding young man who works hard and owns his own business at the Bates roadside motel.

The Cons: He’s a mamma’s boy. Whatever you do don’t call her crazy.

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714   7.2   7 

Dr. Frank-n-furter

The Pros: That voice, those lips, those legs... Dr. Frank-n-furter’s got it all in addition to being a brilliant scientist.

The Cons: Frank-n-furter’s penchant for makeup and women’s clothing might lead to a shouting match if he borrows your fishnets and mascara without permission. He’s also not the most faithful lover, and odds are he’ll dump you for an insanely muscled, tanned boy toy named Rocky.

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