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Top 10 HORRENDOUS Pop Hits Of The 90's

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Released: 22 November 1993

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre: Cancerous novelty haemorrhoid variation on torture porn





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Cotton eye Joe - Rednex


Released: 12 August 1994

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre: Horrible and horribler fusion cluster fuck contortion



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Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus


Released: March 23, 1992

Highest UK Chart Position: Number 3

Genre: Shotgun to the mouth like a big black cock of death blues



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The Stonk - Hale and Pace and the Stonkers


Released: March 1991

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre: Tony Iommi helped write this travesty!?



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Boom Boom Boom - The Outhere Brothers


Released: June 5, 1995

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre: Monotonous muzak for buffoons



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Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre


Released: May 1996

Highest Chart Position: Number 2

Genre Feta and chedder cringefest for tone-deaf thirteen year-old girls besotted with Andre's Rectus Abdominis



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Boom Boom Boom Boom!! - Vengaboys


Released: 14 June 1999

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre I'm sitting in this mental institution waiting to get my prefrontal cortex scraped away (but at least the nurses are hot)



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Barbie Girl - Aqua


Released: 14 May 1997

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre Lobotomised waffle



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Released: August 19, 1990

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre Oozing novelty cheese falling from the side of Timmy Mallets rubbery lips



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I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Bad


Released: March 2, 1991

Highest Chart Position: Number 1

Genre Cringe inducing average looking creeps crooning about banging your girlfriend. The kind of song a jism stained maniac in an empty subway station sings in some victims ear, only she isn't screaming rape, she's actually falling for it...



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There were a lot of very average UK chart hits from the 90's, but these are the one I loathed the most...

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Posted: 2 weeks, 2 days ago at Aug 2 12:41
Wait! No "Hobo-Humpin' Slobo Babe" by Whale??
Posted: 1 week, 6 days ago at Aug 5 12:08
Never heard of it, it probably wasn't a big hit in the UK, sounds bad though, I'll see if I can tolerate a listen, lol.

Edit: Conclusion- Eh yeah, pretty average 90's alt rock (definitely not a hit in the UK) but compared to Mr.Blobby it's a masterpiece.

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