Too Quotable

2783   6.4   7 

Favorite Quotes
Austin Powers: Who throws a shoe?

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Jenn's rating:

430   5.1   5.3 

Favorite Quotes
Vince: This is an '81 Honda!

Semi: If you pass out, you call 9-1-1.

Jorge pulls out a knife as Zack's grandmother walks by.
Vince: There are no weapons on this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you.

Jenn's rating:

312   5.1   4.4 

Favorite Quotes
Kimberly: Catch you on the flip side.

Adam: What is this, pick-on-the-frog day?

Kimberly: Tommy get your butt down here!
Tommy: Falconzord coming in for a landing.

Jenn's rating:

1248   5.2   5.6 

Favorite Quotes
Johnny: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Sonya: Do I look like your secretary?

Sonya: Where the hell are we?
Johnny: Do I look like your travel agent?

Johnny: Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole.

Jenn's rating:

589   6.1   6.6 

Favorite Quotes
Travis: Establish dominance! Establish dominance!

Beck: What are you doing?
Travis: I have to pee.
Beck: Pee in your pants. Move!

Hatcher: I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here. Wait a second, do you understand the concept of the tooth fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter! They've got my tooth. I want it back.

Jenn's rating:

1585   6.6   7 

Favorite Quotes
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Dark Helmet: 1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Later....
President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.

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