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on 20 Oct 2012 07:05

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Top 10 Female Singers Who Can’t Really sing

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10. Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey, one of the promises of this 2012, performed live in the program "Saturday Night Live."
But his performance did not convince many viewers who have pointed out the disappointment in the quality of the song. And so, she felt the need to justify his performance so disappointing:
"I think that people who listen to my music for a while 'know that I'm more of a composer and a singer studio. If you come to hear singer is because you like my songs But you can not expect a lot from my live show (laughs). Sometimes I feel less nervous than other times. I do not like live on TV, I just pray and hope that things will work out "
Justifications that many did not like, critical after a performance anything but convincing.
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Average listal rating (220 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating
9. Ashlee Simpson
Who could ever forget her 2004 lip-syncing performance on Saturday Night Live and at the 2005 Orange Bowl in Miami, Florida, where a crowd of 70,000 booed her off the stage? But while universally derided as having very little talent as a singer, Ashlee Simpson has sold more than 5 million albums worldwide, with her debut album "Autobigraphy" alone selling more than 3.5 million copies.

Average listal rating (280 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating
8. Cher
Cher is a good singer—that is, if she were a guy. Not only does she sing like a dude, she also has this way of producing that very masculine sound through the nose which makes her singing even scarier. However, her voice didn't scare buyers away, but instead drew them in, selling more than 180 million records in her over 40 years in the music business.


Average listal rating (700 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating
7. Miley Cyrus
The first time I bothered to listen to Miley Cyrus sing was during the 2008 installment of Idol Gives Back, and those two performances of hers made me wonder why the hell this 15-year-old has become so huge that mothers actually fake essays for their kids so they can score tickets to her show. Honestly, she's way better at taking slutty pictures of herself than she is at singing.
Then again, my opinion doesn't matter a whit: Cyrus has already sold more than 8.5 million albums worldwide as of January 2008.



Average listal rating (122 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
6. Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul is a lot of things, but a singer isn't one of them. She's one of those singers whose recordings need tons of digital manipulation to pass herself off as one. And she's actually succeeded in making people think she can actually carry a tune, as she has sold more than 53 million records to date. Then there's that little TV show called American Idol where she routinely judges other peoples' singing talents.

Average listal rating (1005 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
5. Avril Lavigne
Sometimes, we actually wish that Avril Lavigne is a real punk rocker as she claims to be, because in punk music, brilliant singing voices aren't really a requirement. Sadly, she's a pop singer, and as a pop singer, she royally sucks, 30 million albums sold worldwide notwithstanding. Her album tracks are oh-so-obviously peppered with layer upon layer of digital magic, and when she sings live, she makes the audience want to pop their own eardrums.




Average listal rating (226 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating
4. Janet Jackson
After selling over 100 million albums worldwide, Janet Jackson, who is like, 50, still sounds like a girl who has just discovered she has pubes whenever she sings. Her voice has remained teeny-weeny all these years she even manages to sound more girly-ish than her brother Michael Jackson. And that in itself is already quite a feat.


Average listal rating (890 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating
3. Jennifer Lopez
There's no doubt that J.Lo can dance. But can she really sing? She can't, of course, but that didn't stop her from selling more than 48 million albums worldwide.

Average listal rating (1028 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
2. Britney Spears
Britney Spears sounds like a cat on the verge of death when she's singing, but people apparently find her style "sexy", and continue to buy her records. Her debut album, "...Baby One More Time", has already gone past the 25 million sales mark as of October 2008. All in all, she has sold an estimated 83 million records worldwide.
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Average listal rating (1124 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
1. Madonna
The fact that Andrew Lloyd Webber had to transpose down many of the songs in his musical Evita to ensure that Madonna hits them right in the 1996 film version is a testament to the singing talent, or lack thereof, of the woman who has been labeled by Guinness World Records as the world's most successful female recording artist of all time. Currently the richest woman in music, Madonna has sold more than 250 million records worldwide, and is still counting.





 

Note: they are all multi-platinum records seller!!

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Comments

Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 8 2:00
A cat on the verge of death? Omfg you are HILARIOUS, and grade A list btw.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 8 3:11
I caught that SNL "performance" by Lana Del Rey. I was so psyched to see it because I had recently fallen in love with her through her Video Games song which is just hauntingly beautiful and bittersweet. It just goes to show you just how much "studio magic" goes into some of these musical acts.
I still love that song though...=)
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 8 13:39
don't forget Justin Bieber... lol, no I mean Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry

Don't worry Time Bomb.. I know these are the top 10, I was just saying those two females are the ones I dislike and ought to be on this one, i never heard of the top number 1 Lana Del Rey is she new??
Edit: 2 years ago
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 15:06
I agree for all the people in this list...
They rapresent american entertainment but singing is another thing..
Expecially Lana Del Ray is only a character built by the brecord company.
Her first record with her real name didn't have any success at all..
So she try again with this character..She play a sophisticated retro-style pin up with dress and make up that makes her younger than her rela age..
Kathy Perry and Lady Gaga play also a character with make up and clothing, but in their case behind the mask you can see substance(and talent...)
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 15:10
Like someone once said:
"Madonna is a glass of talent in an ocean of ambition"...
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 15:12
A cat on the verge of death . hahhaha you are awesome
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 15:14
You have to add more to this list!.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 15:36
I agree Karolina, I could add more awful singer like Ke$ha that sing like she's always drunk or Jessica Simpson that performing live don't catch a note even with autotune but on my list I concentrate only on the top 10...
(the most famous and most-selling ones...)
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 16:10
I swear you read my mind! Especially about Madonna, i really really hate her.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 19:57
I don't really agree with yor list. I really like the real voice of Lana, Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Avril or Cher.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 20:30
I like Lana's voice, too bad if she can't sing that great live :(
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 9 22:17
don't forget to add katy perry, and taylor swift. i like them both a lot but they really suck when they sing live. :(
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 10 0:04
WTF all multi-platinum records seller :D where the world is going...
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 10 1:15
Agree, agree , agree and agree !!!
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 10 1:25
Totally agree! Finally a list worth voting for!
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 10 5:31
it's not the kind of music that i've listen to but i totally desagree for the following singers cher, janet jackson, madonna and paula abdul.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 10 8:43
Avril Lavigne is a good singer, she not belogn to this list
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 10 9:23
Nice list but I disagree about Avril & Cher ..
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 10 9:24
I can definitely say @Gogy Em Avril is NOT a good singer. At All.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 11 1:57
I disagree with your number one. Madonna can sing, my friend.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 11 14:26
LOVE the comments!
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 11 23:58
Brilliant List!
I hate that stupid Lana Del Ray, what is she talking about!? If you truly are a good/talented signer then you should have no problem performing live. It just shows why these people use auto tune.


Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 0:08
I understand the point you are trying to make, that they're not necessarily accomplished singers. Isn't it the height of irony that all these women are hot?
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 0:14
@burnodo
In my opinion, yes! The way it works today is not by natural born talent, it's about their appearance.
I mean being fat is not allowed, people aren't paying attention to how well you can sing they are paying attention to how big you are and the way you look.
Hopefully it will change.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 4:20
Great list! Absolutely love it!
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 7:19
@ Burnodo sometimes what u say is not always true!!
Think about the very talented Adele or Susan Boyle!
They are not sexy at all anyway they have a great success thanks for their talent!
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 12:39
Finally! Another person that sees Madonna as the hack she is! Thanks! One of the most worthy votes I've ever given here!
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 13:04
Cheryl Cole? Some awful performances recently.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 13:18
Rita Ora is awful, along with Nicki Minaj, Paloma Faith and P!nk.
Posted: 2 years ago at Nov 12 17:13

There's only one singer in this list that I love her voice, Madonna,especially in ballad songs.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Dec 16 17:29
Best list! Truth, total truth.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Dec 18 18:14
evth is quite true expect for janet jackson who has a cool mellow voice, nothing outstanding but it's not that bad ;)
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jan 18 12:03
Brilliant list....I tatally disagree about Cher though!
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Feb 17 1:27
Good list, but Janet shouldn't be on it. She can sing. There's a reason she has that success.
Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Mar 13 17:52
You make me smile, but not necessarily on purpose!
Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at May 11 22:05
GREAT WORK!!! Where is katy Perry though? She's the worst on this list.
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Aug 11 12:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw
I don't really like her, but you're kinda wrong.
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Aug 12 7:32
you are totally right. great list btw
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Aug 12 17:42
I excepted minimal 50 singers... this is shallow.

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