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on 12 Jun 2011 12:13

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The Rules of Zombieland

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6.8

1. Jesse Eisenberg

Rule #1. Cardio

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7.2

2. Woody Harrelson

Rule #2. Double tap

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3. Emma Stone

Rule #3. Beware of bathrooms

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7.4

4. Abigail Breslin

Rule #4. Seatbelts

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7.7

5. Amber Heard

Rule #7. Travel light

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7.8

6. Bill Murray

Rule #8. Get a Kick Ass Partner

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6.7

7. John C. Reilly

Rule #17. Don't be a hero" (later corrected to "Be a hero").

Note: The poster says "Rule #4" but in the movie, it is definitely "Rule #17"

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5.4

8. Mike White

Rule #18. Limber up

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7.8

9. Simon Pegg

Rule #21. Avoid Strip Clubs

Note: Obviously, Simon Pegg was not in 'Zombieland' but he was in 'Shaun of the dead'.

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7.4

10. Nick Frost

Rule #22. When in doubt, know your way out

Note: Obviously, Nick Frost was not in 'Zombieland' but he was in 'Shaun of the dead'.

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6.9

11. Sarah Polley

Rule #31. Check the back seat

Note: Obviously, Sarah Polley was not in 'Zombieland' but she was in 'Dawn of the dead'.

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6.4

12. Ving Rhames

Rule #32. Enjoy the little things

Note: Obviously, Ving Rhames was not in 'Zombieland' but he was in 'Dawn of the dead'.

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As a follow-up to my previous list, The Rules of Wedding Crashing, I decided to create a similar list for the rules of Zombieland.

Even though it may not be great as everyone is saying, Zombieland remains a pretty cool flick. One of the trademarks of this movie were the rules to survive against the zombies. Check those rules !

Note: You may have noticed that some rules are missing. The rules 1,2,3,4,7,17,18,22,31 and 32 directly come from the movie. The rules 8 and 21 come from some promotional posters (see corresponding entries). You can speculate at will about the other rules but they are unfortunately plain and simply unknown.