The future kind of sucks.

161   6   4.8 

Reason for the future sucking:

After leaving Earth, due to catastrophic events, a father and son return, only to discover that things have gotte really bad.

Year it takes place: One thousand years after the departure from Earth.

120   6.5   6.2 

Reason for the future sucking:

A comet arrives, creating a dust filled atmosphere, leaving streets like super totally empty, and totally uncool zombies or something like that roam the streets.

Year it takes place: Apocalypse 1984ish

Jamie M.'s rating:

48   6.1   5.2 

Reason for the future sucking:

An atomic bomb, nukes the planet and men are left infertile.

Plus there are freaky, talking, mutant frogs!

Think of it as Children of Men, Planet of The Apes,Tank Girl, Mad Max, and Bucky O'Hare and The Toad Wars, in a blender.

Rowdy Roddy Piper, is here to kick froggy ass, and chew bubble gum.

And he's all out of bubble gum!

Year it takes place: 15 years after the big one.

354   6.1   6.1 

Reason for the future sucking:

Crime, crime and more crime, plague a small town, thanks to a crime lord and his goons.

Year it takes place: Unknown

Jamie M.'s rating:

1034   7   7.2 

Reason for the future sucking:

Apparently, New York City, has become a really big Super Alcatraz, and the President has been kidnapped.

Keep in mind, it was made in 1981, so not unlike the 50's they imaged robots in every house, cities on the moon, and people living in outer space, New York City was imagined to become Super Prison City.

Year it takes place: 1997

Jamie M.'s rating:

646   5.4   5.5 

Reason for the future sucking:

Apparently, Los Angeles, is separated from America due to a mega, super earthquake, degenerates and criminals have taken over the city, and theme parks are now under water.

Keep in mind, the year 2013 was not imagined to be the year, social networking was big, a super earth quake had not happened yet, and Disneyland was still one of the happiest places on Earth.

Year it takes place: 2013

Jamie M.'s rating:

1420   6.7   7 

Reason for the future sucking:

A super drug, known as Substance D, has hit the streets, symptoms include paranoia and super gnarly hallucinations.

Year it takes place:

Seven years from 2006, after America has lost the war on drugs.

Jamie M.'s rating:

2393   7.5   8 

Reason for the future sucking:

Giant spaceships hover the planet, prawn like aliens are treated, as second class citizens.

And a man turns into a alien, himself.

Shaky camera work, also is everywhere.

Year it takes place: 21st centuryish, give or take.

Jamie M.'s rating:

250   6.7   7.1 

Reason for the future sucking:

A war of good versus evil, is about to begin, plus a super virus has killed almost everybody.

Year it takes place: Unknowish.

Jamie M.'s rating:

218   6.5   5.8 

Reason for the future sucking:

Alien parasites, arrive on Earth, looking for people's bodies to take over.

Maybe, if they asked first?

Year it takes place: Unknownish.

47   5.9   5.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

Fans get to have the same viruses, their favorite celebrities have.

Ewwwwwww.

Year it takes place: Near future.

328   6.6   7.1 

Reason for the future sucking:

It's kind of like Wall-E, but with Tom Cruise seemingly left behind, to deal with aliens who have destroyed the Earth.

My guess, somewhere in the rubble copies of Rock of Ages DVDs, are left with still very few having seen them.

Year it takes place: Sixty years, after the aliens attack.

556   5.4   5.8 

Reason for the future sucking:

Aliens in really big spaceships have invaded Earth, and plan on stripping it for it resources, and a battle takes place to save it.

Maybe, if they just said, "Pretty please, can we annihilate the planet? We plan on just annihilating the planet, and that's all. Thanks."

Shakey camera work, also plaques the city.

Year it takes place: Nowish.

71   5.2   5.3 

Reason for the future sucking:

Water is an immensely valuable substance, both as a commodity and as a currency, and where there's water there is.....

ICE PIRATES!

Year it takes place: Unknownish

63   5.4   5.1 

Reason for the future sucking:

You know, your standard issue Mad Maxish future, complete with your warlord who runs everything, and with sex robots thrown in for good measure.

Year it takes place: 2017

Jamie M.'s rating:

63   5   5.7 

Reason for the future sucking:

We robots, are your friends, and we are NOT, repeat here to kill you, repeat not to kill you. Are we NOT teaming up with appliances, to kill you. Are we NOT being programmed by super techno dude.

Besides, if we did. Who's gonna save you, Magnum P.I.?

Year it takes place: The near future. All though, the exact year is not reveled.

Jamie M.'s rating:

32   4.7   4.9 

Reason for the future sucking:

A space cruise liner that collides with a meteor, and three women survive and land on a planet.

Unfortunately, the EVIL Lord Overdog (who sounds more like, Underdog's evil doppleganger, than anything else.)

Only our hero, Wolff and his sidekick, can save them.

Year it takes place: Spacehunter, in the 23rd Century!

4   5   3.9 

Reason for the future sucking:

Like dude, cars are totally outlawed, except for official reasons, but however some people are We're not gonna take it, anymore! And decide to go all Mad Max, and one dude travels around in his souped in Firebird, in order to supply gas, or something like that.

Essentially, he's like Ren McCormack, but with a super cool car.

Year it takes place: In the year, 2015, baby! Because, if it took place any other year, it would be called Firebird fill in the year AD.

12   4.7   3.3 

Reason for the future sucking:

A space ranger named Dogen, is after a space criminal, named Jared-Syn.

So, that's pretty much it.

Year it takes place: Sometime in the futurish.

203   6.4   6.5 

Reason for the future sucking:

The super big company, The Energy Corportation, controls nearly everything.

Plus there is the brutal game called Rollerball, which combines roller derby, motorcycles, and full contact sports.

Year it takes place: 2018

275   3.5   2.9 

Reason for the future sucking:

Aside from being a bad remake, to a classic movie, corporations have taken over entire countries, and people are made to compete in a deadly game called Rollerball, which combines motorcycles, rollerblading, hockey and the WWE.

Year it takes place: 2005

Jamie M.'s rating:

863   4   3.8 

Reason for the future sucking:

Mushroom like plants have taken over Manhattan, Dinosaurs have evolved to take the place of humans, over acting by Dennis Hopper, and a plan by King Koopa to de evolve humans.

Year it takes place: Alternate year in another reality, possibly 1993, give or take.

2664   7.3   7.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

Richard Nixon is in his third term, the world is on the brink of World War III, eventual destruction by Dr. Manhattan (although, he has tried everything humanily possible to prevent it from happening), and crime is at all time high.

Year it takes place: Alternate year 1985.

Jamie M.'s rating:

22   4.9   4.1 

Reason for the future sucking:

Astronauts return to Earth, only to find that it's a post Apocalyptic nightmare.

Thanks to a nuclear war, that took place.

Year it takes place: Right after World War III.

250   7   7.1 

Reason for the future sucking:

Optimus Prime dies a horrible death, dozens of Transformers are destroyed, and a giant planet like robot, named Unicron is about to destroy Earth.

And Galcatus, The Destroyer Of All Worlds is all like:

"You can't do that you bastard, that's supposed to be MY JOB!"

Year it takes place: 2005

Jamie M.'s rating:

210   7.1   6.9 

Reason for the future sucking:

A experiment, meant to create an energy grid totally backfires, leaving few people behind.

Year it takes place: Unknownish

230   6.6   6.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

A group of plaque inflected people, the result of bio warfare take over the planet, and only Chuck Heston can save the day, and kick plaque inflected ass!

Year it takes place: 1977

179   6.8   6.9 

Reason for the future sucking:

Like Vincent Price, is a hip cat in a un hip, un cool, un groovy world, filled with gnarly vampires, who don't want to groove and freak out, by listening The Doors albums, they like want to suck blood, and it's like their scene, man!

Year it takes place: The far out, groovy, year 1968, baby! Yeah!

1994   6.6   7.5 

Reason for the future sucking:

Crime is at all time high, the city of Detriot is on the verge of being brought out by a mega company, and part of California is inavertatly destroyed by a faulty satellite accident.

Year it takes place: Near future, (for the sake of arguement, early 90's, give or take).

Jamie M.'s rating:

732   5.3   5.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

Nuke, a highly addictive drug, has turn super models, law abiding citizens, kids, and a little league baseball team, into violent, sociopathic, drug fiends, and there is also a killer robot on the loose.

Year it takes place: The near future, some time after part one.

Jamie M.'s rating:

540   4.2   3.7 

Reason for the future sucking:

The homeless are displaced from their homes, so OCP can build New Detroit.

And RoboCop is reduced to wearing a jet pack.

Year it takes place: Not too long, after part two.

Jamie M.'s rating:

55   5.9   6.2 

Reason for the future sucking:

People are reduced to living in small communities, the really lucky, live under ground.

Then there is the ultra brutal game, called oddly enough, The Game.

Year it takes place: Unknown

1224   7.2   7.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

Humans experiment on chimps, and turn them into super intelligent simians.

And just to say, thank you, they storm the city of San Francisco.

Year it takes place: 2011, in The Planet of The Apes, universe.

Obviously.

2636   5.5   5.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

Mark Wahlberg, lands on a world, filled apes that talk, and keep humans as slaves. My guess, they are not Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch fans, and want to feel some good vibrations.

Year it takes place: 2029

Jamie M.'s rating:

1270   7.5   8 

Reason for the future sucking:

You Maniacs! You blew it up and let the apes take over!

Year it takes place: 3978

242   6.1   6.2 

Reason for the future sucking:

Apes from the Planet of the Apes, arrive on Earth, and end being experimented on, they also discover the horror that is "disco."

Year it takes place: 1973

238   5.8   6.1 

Reason for the future sucking:

Mutants worship a nuclear bomb, and plan on detonating it, thereby blowing up the planet, again.

Sigh, mutated humans, when will you ever learn?

Year it takes place: 3978

186   5.4   5.3 

Reason for the future sucking:

Caesar tries to cultivate peace between the apes and the surviving humans. A gorilla general named Aldo, however, opposes this and plots Caesar's downfall.

To quote, a band from the 70's, "Why can't We be friends?, Why can't We be friends?"

Year it takes place: 2670

184   5.8   5.9 

Reason for the future sucking:

A disease kills the world's cats and dogs, leaving humans with no pets. To replace them, humans began keeping monkeys and apes as household pets.

Year it takes place: 1983

242   6.5   6.7 

Reason for the future sucking:

Humans and an alien species, known as the Dracs, fight a interstellar war in space.

A human and a Drac, crash land on a planet, and have to learn how to bury the hatchet, if they hope to survive.

Year it takes place: 2092

414   4.4   3.9 

Reason for the future sucking:

A shield, is the only thing preventing the world, from being fried like an egg, due to the ozone layer being destroyed.

As Al Gore would say, "I told you so".

Making things worst, evil aliens, from the planet Zeist are trying to hunt down, Connor MacLeod, who also turns out to be a alien, from the planet Zeist.

Sigh, my head still hurts, from all of the plot inconsistencies:

Year it takes place: 2024

Jamie M.'s rating:

247   5.6   5.8 

Reason for the future sucking:

Humans end up living on a disolate garbage strewn planet, Arcadia 234.

The even worse news? Said humans are to be used as target practise, by super soldiers, who were trained from birth, to fight battles and kill.

Year it takes place: Unknown, but let's call it the near future, and leave it at that.

Jamie M.'s rating:

2737   6.3   6.8 

Reason for the future sucking:

You get to live on a island, from which you can't escape, have every ascept of your life controled, and your body cloned and your organs harvested, for the super elite.

Year it takes place: 2019

Jamie M.'s rating:

595   7.2   7.2 

Reason for the future sucking:

Books are burned, by an anti book type government, if you own a book, you get sent to a mental hospital.

Year it takes place: Unknown.

2657   6.4   6.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

The really big super company, The Umbrella Corporation has created a vaccine, that cures all illnesses, however a super virus, that turns people into zombies, is unleashed. You can guess what happens next.

Year it takes place: Unknown, possibly near future.

Jamie M.'s rating:

1850   6.1   6 

Reason for the future sucking:

Remember the virus, carefully contained in the super high tech building?

Well guess what? It's not contained in there anymore!

Year it takes place: A short time after part one.

Jamie M.'s rating:

1556   6.1   6.2 

Reason for the future sucking:

The T Virus, has not only destroyed Raccoon City, but also the world.

The score? T Virus: 1,0000 Humans: 0 (Unless you count the survivors and Alice's clones).

Year it takes place: Not too long, after part two.

Jamie M.'s rating:

961   6.1   5.8 

Reason for the future sucking:

Alas, there is still more Zombies. The only place to espace to is Alaska, where there is still more zombies.

Year it takes place: Six months, after part three.

Jamie M.'s rating:

178   3.8   3.4 

Reason for the future sucking:

An earthquake has devasted Los Angeles, and submerged half of the city.

Interesting fact: The film was actually filmed, in Utah!

Year it takes place: Shortly after the Big Quake, of 1997.

37   5.4   4.6 

Reason for the future sucking:

Some war takes place, new government takes over, and people are reduced to being nomads.

Year it takes place: Unknown.