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on 27 Jul 2009 03:12

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The Bad Ones

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1. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
I guess I should say something like "oh come on, this is not that bad" or something like that. But this really is about as bad as it can get. There is absolutely nothing that can save this movie. It isn't even funny, it is just completely boring piece of Cold War propaganda.

In the first scene we see man killing some woman. We can never be sure who that woman was and how the murder relates to actual plot. Main character is some russian scientist who is transformed by an atomic test into a monster. It's pretty funny actually that he is supposed to look like a monster despite the fact he looks almost the same when he was normal. And I would also say that slowly moving fat man making random noices isn't my depiction of scary. I see those kind of guys every day at local metro station.

There is also a narrator who does what most narrators do. He sounds like he is drunk though. But what is absolutely the worst thing in this so called movie? The dialog! You have no idea which character is talking because they talk most of the time off the screen. By doing this the director is trying to hide the fact that lip synching is a complete mess. I'm not even sure if the person who is talking is a narrator or some of the characters.

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People who added this item 143  Average listal rating (86 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating 3.2 
2. Captain America (1990)
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People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 3.5  IMDB Rating 5.1 
3. Kiss Me Quick! (1964)
Kiss Me Quick! is about a asexual ambassador who needs to find a perfect female. That's it. There's nothing funny nor erotic in this. It is about as tedious as it gets because all the scenes seem to take forever and finally nothing happens.

Male characters just talk and talk and female characters do nothing but shake their bodies in front of camera. I almost fell asleep in the first five minutes because everything about this is so random and stupid.
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People who added this item 154  Average listal rating (117 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 5.9 
4. Death Wish 2 (1982)
I didn't even like the first movie in this vigilante movie series but this was so badly acted and disturbingly sexist that I really have to include it in this list.

Quite soon in the movie we see unnecessarily graphic gang rape scene where woman is stripped completely naked but most of the rapists have their clothes on. Later we see Paul Kersey's daughter dieing in completely unrealistic way. What is up with Michael Winner's misogyny? Did his mother dropped him when he was a child?

Plot in this trash is nothing but a poor excuse to show awfully acted action scenes. Also the soundtrack is like nails on a chalk board.
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People who added this item 355  Average listal rating (228 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.8 
5. Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984)
All of the movies in this series are pretty bad but this takes the cake. That kid who fights Jason is just so unbearable.
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People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 2.5  IMDB Rating 4.1 
6. Woundings (1998)
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People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 3.1 
7. Naked Souls (1996)
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People who added this item 25  Average listal rating (17 ratings) 2.6  IMDB Rating 2.7 
8. Plump Fiction (1997)
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People who added this item 507  Average listal rating (355 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
9. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
This is one of the worst pieces of junk I've ever suffered through. Plot is as stupid as it is in the first Mortal Kombat film but effects are surprisingly even worse. Also the actors have zero charisma while the first one at least had Christopher Lambert.

Needless to say, fight scenes are among the lamest ever because they are so full of jumping and bouncing around without no reason. And because fighting is pretty much everything this movie has to offer.. ..so yeah, it pretty much sucks. Everyone related to making of this 100% garbage deserves to be annihilated.
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People who added this item 39  Average listal rating (28 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating 3.7 
10. Tale of the Mummy (1998)
It's very possible that this is the worst mummy -movie ever. Mummy looks just like what it really is: obvious and very bad special effect.
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People who added this item 13  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 2.8 
11. To the Limit (1995)
Anna Nicole Smith is still the worst actress I've seen in a movie. Her way to deliver dialog makes you want to cover your ears. I'm really not exaggereting, she really IS that bad. Other actors aren't much better.

I guess the plot in this action trash movie was about some disc that contained some important information or something like that. You really don't pay attention to plot and there are two reasons for it. These two reasons are also the only things that Anna Nicole Smith has to offer.
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People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 4.4 
12. Iron Maze (1991)
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People who added this item 180  Average listal rating (119 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating 4.4 
13. Staying Alive (1983)
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People who added this item 316  Average listal rating (191 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating 4.5 
14. The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
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People who added this item 266  Average listal rating (187 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 4.9 
15. Cyborg (1989)
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People who added this item 273  Average listal rating (177 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 3.7 
16. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
There were some high expectations for the sequel because the first Exorcist was a milestone of horror movies. Result: good cinematography, good actors but a story that makes no sense.

I admit that I don't really remember what the story was about. Main character was the same girl than in the previous one. There was of course evil, some locusts and some african stuff. Problem is that the movie gives us all the time countless little details which you are supposed to remember. After an hour I just begged that the movie would end because there were nothing to be excited about it. It was just confusing.
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People who added this item 79  Average listal rating (55 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 5.5 
17. The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
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People who added this item 1232  Average listal rating (768 ratings) 4.4  IMDB Rating 4.5 
18. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
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People who added this item 413  Average listal rating (275 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 5.6 
19. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)
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People who added this item 28  Average listal rating (18 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating 3.8 
20. Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996)
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People who added this item 1144  Average listal rating (728 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 5.8 
21. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
About as naiive as a movie can get. Who's tougher? Freddy or Jason? After seeing this movie I really couldn't give a damn. Fight scenes are awfully choreographed and camera is very shaky which makes the movie depressing to follow.
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People who added this item 939  Average listal rating (613 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 5.4 
22. Urban Legend (1998)
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People who added this item 79  Average listal rating (63 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating 4.5 
23. Delta Force 2 (1990)
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People who added this item 1793  Average listal rating (1177 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating
24. Happy Gilmore (1996)
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People who added this item 504  Average listal rating (364 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 5.4 
25. Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
Fat Chris Farley dressed as a ninja trying to be funny. That's all I can say.
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People who added this item 72  Average listal rating (45 ratings) 2.6  IMDB Rating
26. Addiction (2004)
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People who added this item 21  Average listal rating (12 ratings) 4.4  IMDB Rating 2.2 
27. Death to the Supermodels (2005)
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People who added this item 811  Average listal rating (487 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 4.8 
28. The Karate Kid Part III (1989)
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People who added this item 487  Average listal rating (358 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 4.3 
29. Jason X (2001)
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People who added this item 788  Average listal rating (510 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating 3.9 
30. Norbit (2007)
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People who added this item 42  Average listal rating (25 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 4.9 
31. Ilsa the Tigress of Siberia (1977)
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People who added this item 1403  Average listal rating (940 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 5.7 
32. Hollow Man (2000)
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People who added this item 122  Average listal rating (74 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 4.6 
33. Corky Romano (2001)
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People who added this item 1281  Average listal rating (815 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 6.2 
34. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
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People who added this item 1750  Average listal rating (1113 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 6.2 
35. Final Destination 2 (2003)
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People who added this item 411  Average listal rating (258 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 5.5 
36. The Skulls (2000)
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People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 4.4 
37. Sexual Predator (2001)
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People who added this item 31  Average listal rating (20 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating 4.1 
38. The Dentist 2 (1998)
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People who added this item 102  Average listal rating (68 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating 3.2 
39. 2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
Travesty in the title is the best thing in this Leslie Nielsen comedy. I have no idea what happened in the plot and I didn't laugh once. I just ended up wondering all the time when I was supposed to laugh and needless to say that that is a very bad sign when watching any comedy.
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People who added this item 329  Average listal rating (223 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating 4.3 
40. Problem Child 2 (1991)
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People who added this item 60  Average listal rating (42 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating 4.1 
41. Shadow Man (2006)
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People who added this item 206  Average listal rating (141 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
42. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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People who added this item 622  Average listal rating (407 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating 4.5 
43. Showgirls (1995)
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People who added this item 2393  Average listal rating (1548 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 5.4 
44. Scary Movie 3 (2003)
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People who added this item 1166  Average listal rating (729 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 5.2 
45. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
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People who added this item 348  Average listal rating (239 ratings) 3.8  IMDB Rating 3.5 
46. Jaws 3 (1983)
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People who added this item 1575  Average listal rating (988 ratings) 4  IMDB Rating 4.1 
47. Home Alone 3 (1997)
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People who added this item 1187  Average listal rating (815 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 5.3 
48. Jingle All the Way (1996)
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People who added this item 930  Average listal rating (582 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 5.2 
49. Coneheads (1993)
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People who added this item 479  Average listal rating (291 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating
50. Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991)
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These are the bad and completely awful movies I've seen from start to end. I'm continuously going to update this list as I watch movies.

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