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People who added this item 54 Average listal rating (29 ratings) 1.9 IMDB Rating 0
I guess I should say something like "oh come on, this is not that bad" or something like that. But this really is about as bad as it can get. There is absolutely nothing that can save this movie. It isn't even funny, it is just completely boring piece of Cold War propaganda.

In the first scene we see man killing some woman. We can never be sure who that woman was and how the murder relates to actual plot. Main character is some russian scientist who is transformed by an atomic test into a monster. It's pretty funny actually that he is supposed to look like a monster despite the fact he looks almost the same when he was normal. And I would also say that slowly moving fat man making random noices isn't my depiction of scary. I see those kind of guys every day at local metro station.

There is also a narrator who does what most narrators do. He sounds like he is drunk though. But what is absolutely the worst thing in this so called movie? The dialog! You have no idea which character is talking because they talk most of the time off the screen. By doing this the director is trying to hide the fact that lip synching is a complete mess. I'm not even sure if the person who is talking is a narrator or some of the characters.

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People who added this item 161 Average listal rating (99 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.3
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People who added this item 4 Average listal rating (2 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 5.2
Kiss Me Quick! is about a asexual ambassador who needs to find a perfect female. That's it. There's nothing funny nor erotic in this. It is about as tedious as it gets because all the scenes seem to take forever and finally nothing happens.

Male characters just talk and talk and female characters do nothing but shake their bodies in front of camera. I almost fell asleep in the first five minutes because everything about this is so random and stupid.
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People who added this item 177 Average listal rating (134 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6
Death Wish II (1982)
I didn't even like the first movie in this vigilante movie series but this was so badly acted and disturbingly sexist that I really have to include it in this list.

Quite soon in the movie we see unnecessarily graphic gang rape scene where woman is stripped completely naked but most of the rapists have their clothes on. Later we see Paul Kersey's daughter dieing in completely unrealistic way. What is up with Michael Winner's misogyny? Did his mother dropped him when he was a child?

Plot in this trash is nothing but a poor excuse to show awfully acted action scenes. Also the soundtrack is like nails on a chalk board.
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All of the movies in this series are pretty bad but this takes the cake. That kid who fights Jason is just so unbearable.
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People who added this item 5 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 3.3 IMDB Rating 4.1
Woundings (1998)
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People who added this item 15 Average listal rating (8 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 3.1
Naked Souls (1996)
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People who added this item 29 Average listal rating (20 ratings) 3.4 IMDB Rating 2.7
Plump Fiction (1997)
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People who added this item 542 Average listal rating (374 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 3.7
This is one of the worst pieces of junk I've ever suffered through. Plot is as stupid as it is in the first Mortal Kombat film but effects are surprisingly even worse. Also the actors have zero charisma while the first one at least had Christopher Lambert.

Needless to say, fight scenes are among the lamest ever because they are so full of jumping and bouncing around without no reason. And because fighting is pretty much everything this movie has to offer.. ..so yeah, it pretty much sucks. Everyone related to making of this 100% garbage deserves to be annihilated.
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People who added this item 41 Average listal rating (29 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.8
It's very possible that this is the worst mummy -movie ever. Mummy looks just like what it really is: obvious and very bad special effect.
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People who added this item 21 Average listal rating (5 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 2.9
To the Limit (1995)
Anna Nicole Smith is still the worst actress I've seen in a movie. Her way to deliver dialog makes you want to cover your ears. I'm really not exaggereting, she really IS that bad. Other actors aren't much better.

I guess the plot in this action trash movie was about some disc that contained some important information or something like that. You really don't pay attention to plot and there are two reasons for it. These two reasons are also the only things that Anna Nicole Smith has to offer.
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People who added this item 11 Average listal rating (8 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.5
Iron Maze (1991)
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People who added this item 185 Average listal rating (127 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.5
Staying Alive (1983)
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People who added this item 338 Average listal rating (204 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.6
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People who added this item 296 Average listal rating (206 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5
Cyborg (1989)
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People who added this item 311 Average listal rating (205 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 3.7
There were some high expectations for the sequel because the first Exorcist was a milestone of horror movies. Result: good cinematography, good actors but a story that makes no sense.

I admit that I don't really remember what the story was about. Main character was the same girl than in the previous one. There was of course evil, some locusts and some african stuff. Problem is that the movie gives us all the time countless little details which you are supposed to remember. After an hour I just begged that the movie would end because there were nothing to be excited about it. It was just confusing.
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People who added this item 100 Average listal rating (67 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.6
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People who added this item 481 Average listal rating (329 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.7
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People who added this item 31 Average listal rating (22 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.9
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People who added this item 1257 Average listal rating (792 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.8
About as naiive as a movie can get. Who's tougher? Freddy or Jason? After seeing this movie I really couldn't give a damn. Fight scenes are awfully choreographed and camera is very shaky which makes the movie depressing to follow.
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People who added this item 995 Average listal rating (637 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.5
Urban Legend (1998)
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People who added this item 91 Average listal rating (70 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.7
Delta Force 2 (1990)
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People who added this item 1891 Average listal rating (1231 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7
Happy Gilmore (1996)
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People who added this item 530 Average listal rating (378 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.5
Fat Chris Farley dressed as a ninja trying to be funny. That's all I can say.
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People who added this item 23 Average listal rating (14 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 2.2
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People who added this item 881 Average listal rating (523 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5
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People who added this item 550 Average listal rating (402 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 4.4
Jason X (2001)
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People who added this item 857 Average listal rating (556 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.9
Norbit (2007)
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People who added this item 48 Average listal rating (28 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 4.9
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People who added this item 1485 Average listal rating (977 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.7
Hollow Man (2000)
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People who added this item 133 Average listal rating (80 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 4.6
Corky Romano (2001)
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People who added this item 1404 Average listal rating (882 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.2
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People who added this item 1911 Average listal rating (1194 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.2
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People who added this item 427 Average listal rating (266 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.6
The Skulls (2000)
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People who added this item 40 Average listal rating (27 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.2
The Dentist 2 (1998)
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People who added this item 110 Average listal rating (74 ratings) 3.3 IMDB Rating 3.3
Travesty in the title is the best thing in this Leslie Nielsen comedy. I have no idea what happened in the plot and I didn't laugh once. I just ended up wondering all the time when I was supposed to laugh and needless to say that that is a very bad sign when watching any comedy.
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People who added this item 363 Average listal rating (241 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 4.5
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People who added this item 66 Average listal rating (45 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 4.1
Shadow Man (2006)
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People who added this item 221 Average listal rating (146 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.6
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People who added this item 680 Average listal rating (446 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.6
Showgirls (1995)
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People who added this item 2584 Average listal rating (1627 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 5.5
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
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People who added this item 376 Average listal rating (262 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.6
Jaws 3 (1983)
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Home Alone 3 (1997)
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People who added this item 1267 Average listal rating (851 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.5
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Coneheads (1993)
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People who added this item 508 Average listal rating (305 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.1
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