I guess I should say something like "oh come on, this is not that bad" or something like that. But this really is about as bad as it can get. There is absolutely nothing that can save this movie. It isn't even funny, it is just completely boring piece of Cold War propaganda.
In the first scene we see man killing some woman. We can never be sure who that woman was and how the murder relates to actual plot. Main character is some russian scientist who is transformed by an atomic test into a monster. It's pretty funny actually that he is supposed to look like a monster despite the fact he looks almost the same when he was normal. And I would also say that slowly moving fat man making random noices isn't my depiction of scary. I see those kind of guys every day at local metro station.
There is also a narrator who does what most narrators do. He sounds like he is drunk though. But what is absolutely the worst thing in this so called movie? The dialog! You have no idea which character is talking because they talk most of the time off the screen. By doing this the director is trying to hide the fact that lip synching is a complete mess. I'm not even sure if the person who is talking is a narrator or some of the characters.