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So Awful-Looking I Might See it for a Laugh

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People who added this item 5  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 2.5  IMDB Rating 3.8 
1. Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
Oh shit, Pinocchio is pissed!

People who added this item 21  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating 3.9 
2. Today You Die (2005)
Good to know.

People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating 4.5 
3. Decoys 2: Alien Seduction (2007)
Who are the decoys? I want to know!

People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating
4. The Deadly Spawn (1983)
They don't look deadly, they look more like uncircumcised penises.

People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 4.8 
5. Santa's Slay (2005)
Amazing find by Diabolical Dr. Voodoo
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You think Pinocchio's knife looks scary, check out Santa's icicle!



People who added this item 19  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 3.2 
6. Dance Flick (2009)
So un-funny looking I will consider it a drama... that I might laugh at... because it's so horrible.

People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 4.9 
7. The Brain from Planet Arous (1957)
Sounds... arousing?

People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 5.2 
8. Alien Outlaw (1985)
Not only is it an alien, it's running from the law, too!

People who added this item 37  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 10  IMDB Rating
9. The Last Airbender (2010)
It's M. Night. Plus, have you seen the trailer? A kid swinging a sword around, in the middle of a thousand candles. Who took the time to light all those candles?? And, seriously, hundreds of ships coming to attack one person, how do you spell ridiculous? M. Night Shamalamadingdong, that's how.

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10. Cowboys and Aliens (2011)
This is after you couldn't use Indians in western titles.

People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 2.1 
11. Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968)
My next vacation spot.

People who added this item 83  Average listal rating (56 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating 3.2 
12. Double Dragon (1994)
Double the inaneness

People who added this item 15  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 3.3  IMDB Rating 3.1 
13. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
You need to watch the trailer for this, ridiculousness on every scale, plus the acting is clearly bottom-rate. Thrilla in Manilla!

People who added this item 34  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.1 
14. Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997)
The dark version of Snow White?

People who added this item 5  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 5.4 
15. Big Bad Wolf (2006)
If only Benicio Del Toro was in this one.

People who added this item 54  Average listal rating (33 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 5.7 
16. Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
How many times are these fuckers going to return?

People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 6.8 
17. A Bucket of Blood (1959)
Lovely

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18. Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1987)
sounds like an AC/DC song

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 3.7 
19. Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels (1999)
Who the hell came up with this combination? They are clearly running out of zombie ideas.

People who added this item 21  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 5.3 
20. Eaten Alive (1977)
the prequel to Eaten Dead

People who added this item 66  Average listal rating (42 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating 2.7 
21. Teen Wolf Too (1987)
hahaha

People who added this item 16  Average listal rating (8 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 4.9 
22.
so... is stacy a zombie? If so, why is she the only one that gets the title treatment, since it states there are zombies?

People who added this item 9  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating 5.5 
23. I Drink Your Blood (1970)
Thanks for the update

People who added this item 91  Average listal rating (53 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating 3.6 
24. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Lindsay Lohan + terribly unsuccessful intriguing title.

People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 2  IMDB Rating 1.7 
25. Transmorphers (2007)
Wow, let's see, who are they trying to copy here???

Check out the cast list for this too. The dude's last name is Wolf, similar to a certain Fox? Maybe.

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People who added this item 66  Average listal rating (50 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 4.3 
26. Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
I saw ten minutes of the first one before shutting it off, I imagine this is only worse.

People who added this item 9  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 2.6 
27. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Make up your minds, silent night or deadly night? And they managed to make a sequel of this?

People who added this item 12  Average listal rating (8 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.4 
28. Satan's Little Helper (2004)
I would be embarrassed if my child did the illustration for this poster.

People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 4.4 
29. Kiss of the Tarantula (1976)
See her face, that's when it kisses her! What the fuck, they give away the whole movie right on the poster, haha.

People who added this item 49  Average listal rating (29 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating
30. Rise: Blood Hunter (2007)
Sounds like a zombie porno


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31. Bad Biology (2008)
Why would anyone care about bad biology?

People who added this item 25  Average listal rating (14 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 5.9 
32. Dead or Alive: Final (2002)
Poster looks stupid, but the name is even worse. I can handle "Dead or Alive" but to add a colon and write only "Final" what the fuck is that? Final what, lazy title writers?

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33. Santa Claws (1996)
So creative!! I know what I'm watching this Christmas Eve.

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34. Dead Meat (2004)
Mmmmm, sound tasty.

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35. Glitter (2001)
Well, you know...

People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating 3.4 
36. Flight of Fury (2007)
Does Segal even know what he's doing anymore? "Hey Steve, uh do this movie, it's called "Flight of Fury", it's right up your alley. "Uh, okay"

People who added this item 401  Average listal rating (278 ratings) 3.6  IMDB Rating 3.2 
37. Catwoman (2004)
Halle Berry in a cat suit sounds hot; but then she got into that cat suit and decided to star in an atrocious-looking film.

People who added this item 112  Average listal rating (82 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 4.1 
38. Double Team (1997)
I'd rather watch a regular season NBA game.

People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating 1.9 
39. Miss Cast Away (2004)
A movie with Eric Roberts and Agent MJ, what could go wrong?

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People who added this item 5  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.3 
40. Mean Guns (1997)
Not only do they shoot deadly bullets, these guns are really mean about it, too!

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 7.7 
41. Watch Out (2008)
More like, "Beware", don't rent this movie. What the hell is going on in that cover?

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42. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Any Eddie Murphy movie in the 21st century could make this list, and this is one of the worst-looking (from word-of-mouth)

People who added this item 6  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 3.2 
43. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer S... (2000)
Who the hell approved this? Just read that title over and over.

People who added this item 33  Average listal rating (16 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.8 
44. Another Cinderella Story (2008)
The title makes it clear, "This is not an original story"

People who added this item 8  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating 2.6 
45. Violent Shit (1989)
Okay, at least we know what we're in for. I do appreciate the blatancy.

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46. Horrifying Experiments of S.S. Last Days (1977)
Clearly a sequel in high demand.

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 3.9 
47. King Frat (1979)
Wow. Hey let's put "frat" in the title and that will surely attract an audience!

People who added this item 15  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating 4.8 
48. Miss Conception (2008)
Are you serious?

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 2.8 
49. The Horrible Dr. Bones (2000)
You lost me at "The Horrible"

People who added this item 8  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating 6.2 
50. Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)
Is Satan a bird?


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Comments

Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Aug 31 5:19
Hahahaha, great list. I can definitely vouch for The condemned and Barb Wire. Awesome/Shit to the max.
Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Aug 31 16:49
Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Sep 1 2:26
Pluto Nash is not even funny as a b-movie. If Uwe Bol made a comedy it would be Pluto Nash. Double Dragons, however, is worth watching. I'd watch it again. Also, no Killer Clowns from Outer Space?
Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Sep 1 5:33
those movies are hilarious and if they can be rented or buy...I will purchase them.
Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Sep 1 6:26
Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Sep 1 11:58
About that Dead Or Alive: Final, I think that Final means it's the last Dead or Alive movie.
Posted : 2 months, 2 weeks ago at Sep 3 10:33
LOL, very nice and hilarious list.

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Description

"Films" that either look terrible from one to all of these things

Trailer
Poster
Description
Word-of-Mouth

Most of them of dramas, and the few that are comedies, look so un-funny that they should be considered dramas, but the kind of dram you laugh at because it's so bad.

Examples of movies that I've unfortunately seen and fit this category

The Happening
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Reign of Fire
The Village
Powder Blue
Swept Away
The Sixth Sense
Wild Hogs
World Trade Center
The Day AFter Tomorrow
New in Town
Signs
Howard the Duck
The Avengers
Torque



Enjoy!

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