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So Awful-Looking I Might See it for a Laugh

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People who added this item 45 Average listal rating (31 ratings) 3.4 IMDB Rating 4
Oh shit, Pinocchio is pissed!
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People who added this item 71 Average listal rating (49 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.3
Today You Die (2005)
Good to know.
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People who added this item 36 Average listal rating (20 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 4.7
Who are the decoys? I want to know!
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People who added this item 57 Average listal rating (34 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.2
They don't look deadly, they look more like uncircumcised penises.
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People who added this item 106 Average listal rating (63 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.4
Santa's Slay (2005)
Amazing find by Diabolical Dr. Voodoo
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You think Pinocchio's knife looks scary, check out Santa's icicle!


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People who added this item 135 Average listal rating (88 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.5
Dance Flick (2009)
So un-funny looking I will consider it a drama... that I might laugh at... because it's so horrible.
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People who added this item 21 Average listal rating (14 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 5.3
Sounds... arousing?
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People who added this item 1149 Average listal rating (729 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 4.2
It's M. Night. Plus, have you seen the trailer? A kid swinging a sword around, in the middle of a thousand candles. Who took the time to light all those candles?? And, seriously, hundreds of ships coming to attack one person, how do you spell ridiculous? M. Night Shamalamadingdong, that's how.
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People who added this item 10 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.2
Alien Outlaw (1985)
Not only is it an alien, it's running from the law, too!
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My next vacation spot.
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People who added this item 453 Average listal rating (280 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 5
Tooth Fairy (2010)
"You Can't Can't Handle the tooth"
Wow.
Tooth be told, my stomach could barely handle the trailer.
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People who added this item 199 Average listal rating (139 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.7
Double Dragon (1994)
Double the inanity
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People who added this item 126 Average listal rating (81 ratings) 3 IMDB Rating 2.5
You need to watch the trailer for this, ridiculousness on every scale, plus the acting is clearly bottom-rate. Thrilla in Manilla!
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People who added this item 235 Average listal rating (119 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.3
The dark version of Snow White?
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People who added this item 27 Average listal rating (18 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.4
Big Bad Wolf (2006)
If only Benicio Del Toro was in this one.
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People who added this item 224 Average listal rating (147 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 5.9
How many times are these fuckers going to return?
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People who added this item 103 Average listal rating (59 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 6.8
Lovely
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People who added this item 12 Average listal rating (4 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.4
sounds like an AC/DC song
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Who the hell came up with this combination? They are clearly running out of zombie ideas.
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People who added this item 114 Average listal rating (76 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.5
Eaten Alive (1976)
the prequel to Eaten Dead
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People who added this item 150 Average listal rating (98 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 3.2
Teen Wolf Too (1987)
hahaha
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People who added this item 74 Average listal rating (32 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.5
Why?? What did the mutant frogs ever do to deserve a visit from Hell?


Thanks to the brilliant suggestion from Monclivie

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so... is stacy a zombie? If so, why is she the only one that gets the title treatment, since it states there are zombies?
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People who added this item 68 Average listal rating (35 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6
Ohhhh, so you're the one. Thanks for coming clean.
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People who added this item 368 Average listal rating (220 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.6
Lindsay Lohan + terribly unsuccessful intriguing title.
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People who added this item 20 Average listal rating (10 ratings) 2.8 IMDB Rating 1.7
Transmorphers (2007)
Wow, let's see, who are they trying to copy here???

Check out the cast list for this too. The dude's last name is Wolf, similar to a certain Fox? Maybe.

Also a great find by http://drvoodoo.listal.com/

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I saw ten minutes of the first one before shutting it off, I imagine this is only worse.
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People who added this item 75 Average listal rating (58 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.5
Make up your minds, silent night or deadly night? And they managed to make a sequel of this?
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People who added this item 55 Average listal rating (35 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.3
I would be embarrassed if my child did the illustration for this poster.
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People who added this item 8 Average listal rating (2 ratings) 9 IMDB Rating 4.5
See her face, that's when it kisses her! What the fuck, they give away the whole movie right on the poster, haha.
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People who added this item 156 Average listal rating (103 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.9
Sounds like a zombie porno

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People who added this item 69 Average listal rating (37 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 4.7
Bad Biology (2008)
Why would anyone care about bad biology?
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People who added this item 66 Average listal rating (40 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 5.9
Poster looks stupid, but the name is even worse. I can handle "Dead or Alive" but to add a colon and write only "Final" what the fuck is that? Final what, lazy title writers?
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People who added this item 9 Average listal rating (2 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 2.6
Santa Claws (1996)
So creative!! I know what I'm watching this Christmas Eve.
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People who added this item 37 Average listal rating (26 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 4.8
Dead Meat (2004)
Mmmmm, sounds tasty.
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People who added this item 178 Average listal rating (121 ratings) 2.6 IMDB Rating 0
Glitter (2001)
Well, you know...
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People who added this item 56 Average listal rating (35 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.6
Does Segal even know what he's doing anymore?
"Hey Steve, uh do this movie, it's called 'Flight of Fury', it's right up your alley."
"Is there minimal dialogue and lots of fists thrown?"
"Yep"
"Uh, okay. I'll do it."
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People who added this item 1695 Average listal rating (1148 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.3
Catwoman (2004)
Halle Berry in a cat suit sounds hot; but then she got into that cat suit and decided to star in an atrocious-looking film.
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People who added this item 362 Average listal rating (255 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 4.7
Double Team (1997)
I'd rather watch a regular season NBA game.
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People who added this item 41 Average listal rating (26 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 5.7
Mean Guns (1997)
Not only do they shoot deadly bullets, these guns are really mean about it, too!
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Watch Out (2008)
More like, "Beware", don't rent this movie. What the hell is going on in that cover?
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People who added this item 346 Average listal rating (238 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 3.8
Any Eddie Murphy movie in the 21st century could make this list, and this is one of the worst-looking (from word-of-mouth)
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Who the hell approved this? Just read that title over and over.
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People who added this item 318 Average listal rating (175 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.9
The title makes it clear, "This is not an original story"
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Violent Shit (1989)
Okay, at least we know what we're in for. I do appreciate the blatancy.
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Clearly a sequel in high demand.
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King Frat (1979)
Wow. Hey let's put "frat" in the title and that will surely attract an audience!
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People who added this item 54 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 4.6
Are you serious?
The writers have miss taken this title as clever
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People who added this item 340 Average listal rating (215 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.2
Takers (2010)
Perhaps the greatest acting lineup in cinematic history:

Chris Brown
Hayden Christensen
Paul Walker
Matt Dillon
Michael Ealy
T.I.
Gideon Emery

Amazing!
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You lost me at "The Horrible"
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UPDATED JUNE 2011

"Films" that either look terrible from one to all of these things

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Word-of-Mouth

Most of them are dramas, and the few that are comedies, look so un-funny that they should be considered dramas, but the kind of drama you laugh at because it's so bad.

Examples of movies that I've unfortunately seen and fit this category

The Happening
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Reign of Fire
The Village
Powder Blue
Swept Away
Anaconda
The Sixth Sense
Wild Hogs
World Trade Center
The Day After Tomorrow
New in Town
Signs
Howard the Duck
Little Nicky
The Avengers (1998)
Torque



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Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Aug 31 10:19
Hahahaha, great list. I can definitely vouch for The condemned and Barb Wire. Awesome/Shit to the max.
Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Aug 31 21:49
Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Sep 1 7:26
Pluto Nash is not even funny as a b-movie. If Uwe Bol made a comedy it would be Pluto Nash. Double Dragons, however, is worth watching. I'd watch it again. Also, no Killer Clowns from Outer Space?
Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Sep 1 11:26
Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Sep 1 16:58
About that Dead Or Alive: Final, I think that Final means it's the last Dead or Alive movie.
Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Sep 3 15:33
LOL, very nice and hilarious list.
Posted: 7 years, 11 months ago at Dec 22 16:14
Laser Fart! Now that is the movie I gotta see!
Posted: 7 years, 11 months ago at Dec 23 1:59
ET the vagina try to find it ...xD I mean ...I dunno
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Mar 3 11:20
Haha nice list. I like the comments x)
"Violent Shit - Expect the worst" Hum, okay!
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Mar 3 23:34
The Last Airbender was actually a very decent Anime series. Might end up being a good movie.
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 10 18:17
this is about the funniest list i've ever viewed. Thanks
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 10 19:35
I laughed more of the comments than the movies, haha, great list!
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 10 22:29
Hilarious list, i might consider watching Pinoccio.. and Laser Fart :D SS Hell Camp sounds funny too

Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Jan 11 11:24
:DD AWESOME list, the last airbender was idd Shyamalan's worst movie.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Apr 4 16:13
The Last Airbender is awful, don't see it. Stick to the cartoon, seriously. Also, do not see Pinnochio's Revenge, I had to turn it off after an hour.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Apr 4 16:46
Youre comments made my day! :D
nice picks

id suggest "2069:A Sex Odyssee", so bad that its funny again :D

actually, i saw 30 min of killer condom its kinda hilarious but still really stupid :D
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Apr 4 18:36
killer comments!! LOL! ;P
Posted: 6 years, 5 months ago at Jun 3 20:52
your comments make this list = WD
Posted: 6 years, 5 months ago at Jun 22 4:12
lol lol lol lol lol will you marry me?
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Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Aug 22 7:25
Your comments cracked me up. :)

Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Jun 28 1:35
Blood On Satan's Claw is a classic horror movie you should see.
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at May 15 0:50
Dance Flick is an absolute waste of a movie. I'm not sure how I made it through the whole thing.
But Double Dragon has been a favorite of mine for a long time, though I'm probably the only one haha
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at May 15 7:39
Steven Seagal made a reputaion as an action star with his first 4 movies, 'Above The Law', 'Hard To Kill', 'Marked For Death', and 'Out For Justice'. Then he made the big hit, 'Under Siege', which was a big departure for him. He went from 3 word titles to 2 word titles.

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