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on 8 Mar 2009 02:42

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The Shittiest Movies

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People who added this item 40  Average listal rating (28 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 5.8 
1. Bionicle: Mask of Light (2003)
What if Lego Group would make a movie about "Bionicles" fighting against each other? Watching something like that would be so boring, stupid and same as to be tortured, but it's million times worse than that. 70 minutes feels like an year when watching this. Plot is such a cliche, and Bionicle: Mask of Light does only have a pile of stupid characters. Animation sucks too. I simply cant find anything good about this shit. If somebody would like this shit, they are insane - or 5 years old.
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People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 1.9  IMDB Rating 4.9 
2. Tropix (2004)
I'm sure that there aren't much people who have seen this movie. But you who haven't seen this, you haven't lost anything if you left this behind. Tropix is one of those films that doesn't make any sense; It tries to be funny, exciting and romantic at the same time, and fails totally. The plot, actors and everything else in this movie sucks.
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People who added this item 117  Average listal rating (76 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating 2.5 
3. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
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People who added this item 795  Average listal rating (515 ratings) 3.6  IMDB Rating 3.9 
4. Norbit (2007)
Murphy played fat guy in Nutty Professor and Nutty Professor 2, and those movies were bad. I thoght that I'd never face something worse than those, but then i saw Norbit. It just is so annoying, boring and stupid movie. It has no plot and all actors suck. Can't tell one good thing about this movie.
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People who added this item 494  Average listal rating (326 ratings) 2.6  IMDB Rating
5. Disaster Movie (2008)
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People who added this item 461  Average listal rating (324 ratings) 2.6  IMDB Rating
6. Son of the Mask (2005)
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People who added this item 984  Average listal rating (662 ratings) 2.8  IMDB Rating
7. Epic Movie (2007)
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People who added this item 440  Average listal rating (305 ratings) 3.3  IMDB Rating 3.4 
8. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
I dont remember much about this movie, but i got to say; How low you can get. Dumb and Dumber is really good idiot comedy, but Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloys is so much worse than the first one. In Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey is good about twisting his face and Jeff Daniels quite funny too, but Eric Christian Olsen (Lloyd) and Derek Richardson are absolutely disgusting! In fact I feel sick when I'm watching those guys messing around in copied scenes from the first movie. Nobody sane can't watch this completely shit more than five minutes.
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People who added this item 574  Average listal rating (332 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 4.6 
9. My Boss's Daughter (2003)
Zucker's Naked Gun movies and Top Secret! are funny films and best of their kind, but My Boss's Daughter is everything else than that. Plot is a very stupid excuse for humour. The humour it selves is boring and so stupid that I feel I'll have to puke. I feel pitty for all those stupid actors and other idiots, who have been in this movie, and specially David Zucker, who seems to be into a shitty jokes. Do not watch!
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People who added this item 2088  Average listal rating (1362 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.5 
10. Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Hard to say is this worse than My Boss's Daughter, but because the plot of this movie makes more sense, position of My Boss's Daughter is higher in this list. But this movie's plot is piece of shit too. It includes nerds, tough guys, annoying "hot" bimboes and couple of gay suited aliens. You think that's funny? Ashton Kutcher's acting is bad as always and Seann William Scott is unfunny too.
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People who added this item 436  Average listal rating (295 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
11. Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Too ordinary and boring fantasy movie. I haven't play Dungeons & Dragons game, but I know that the game what is called the best role-playing game in the world should not have so shitty movie as this. The movie tells about power struggle of good empress (Thora Birch) and a bad wizard called Profion (Jeremy Irons). Two thiefs (Justin Whalin, Marlon Wyans), and apprentice wizard, a dwarf and a elf are trying to save the empire of Izmer.

Honestly I don't give a shit about the plot. I've seen the same boring plot about million times before. CGI is ugly and so artless that in worst case you cant get a migraine. Actors suck, especially Jeremy Irons. He overacts and is not enough believable bad guy. Marlon Wyans is trying to be funny by running around and screaming. Justin Whalin is annoying too, because he's trying too much.

Shitty movie indeed, but not as shitty as I tought.
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People who added this item 411  Average listal rating (223 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 5.4 
12. Home on the Range (2004)
Pretty same reasons as in Bionicle: Mask of Light, but Home on the Range isn't so bad as Mask of Light because animation and characters are little bit better. But this is still worse than hell.
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People who added this item 453  Average listal rating (284 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 5.8 
13. Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
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People who added this item 728  Average listal rating (444 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating 4.9 
14. The Haunted Mansion (2003)
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People who added this item 1626  Average listal rating (1036 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.4 
15. Mamma Mia! (2008)
Mamma Mia! isn't interesting movie, probably because of very boring plot about getting married and annoying actors who think they are better than other people. Some singing parts are actually good, even if you don't like ABBA, but then there's some really annoying singing parts. Everybody say this is joyful movie, and yes, this movie has potential for joyful movie, but it fails because it's trying to be too joyful. Mamma Mia! is too girly and boring film for tough guy like me. All that pink color make me sick!
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People who added this item 191  Average listal rating (123 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating
16. Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)
No plot, only annoying rap-people, rap music and Jamie Kennedy playing white rapper. Funny? I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE!
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People who added this item 663  Average listal rating (443 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating
17. Mystery Men (1999)
Just couple of quite known actors playing different wannabe-superheroes in a unfunny way. I didn't laugh one time in this movie. Actors are annoying, too, and ugly special effect make me to puke. But what I really hate in this movie, is the colours. Its trying to be so dark, but the costumes and ugly milieu made it ridiculous. Not good.
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People who added this item 31  Average listal rating (23 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 5.3 
18. Vääpeli Körmy ja marsalkan sauva (1990)
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People who added this item 105  Average listal rating (69 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 3.2 
19. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
It's a long time when i actually saw this movie, but i remember that this was soo booring that I falled asleep many times. Even if I were a bif Power Rangers fan. The bad guys are so stupid and annoying that you wouldn't even regonize they are bad, and the good guys are.. well, they aren't acceptable heroes. The movie doesn't get on anywhere, and the ending sucks.
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People who added this item 2367  Average listal rating (1462 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 5.3 
20. Dr. Dolittle (1998)
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People who added this item 2727  Average listal rating (1779 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.1 
21. Superman Returns (2006)
If Superman Returns really is as worse as I can remember, this must be the worst superhero movie I have ever seen. Its just so freaking boring as watching paint drying up that you just close your TV after five minutes watching or start taking time. I had to watch this movie in pieces. All of the actors literally just stand all (especially Brandon Routh as a Superman. I don't even think he's an actor) the time and say something not-stupid rarely. There's too much special effects in this movie and they don't even look good. And where's the fucking plot? Well, I don't think that Superman flying somewhere over the sea and beating some random criminals is a plot at all. Even my grandma would make up a better plot than that even if she haven't ever heard about what Superman is. Everything seems to be so pointless in this useless piece of shit. You shouldn't come back, Superman!
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People who added this item 492  Average listal rating (319 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.2 
22. The Jerk (1979)
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People who added this item 1021  Average listal rating (641 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 5.6 
23. Poseidon (2006)
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People who added this item 599  Average listal rating (372 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.2 
24. The Covenant (2006)
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People who added this item 55  Average listal rating (34 ratings) 4.2  IMDB Rating 4.6 
25. Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil (2006)
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People who added this item 76  Average listal rating (49 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 4.2 
26. Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
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People who added this item 271  Average listal rating (194 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.5 
27. The Man (2005)
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People who added this item 508  Average listal rating (356 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
28. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
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People who added this item 2400  Average listal rating (1582 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.7 
29. Hulk (2003)
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People who added this item 559  Average listal rating (347 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating
30. The Medallion (2003)
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Comments

Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Mar 21 20:47
Hyvin oot onnistunu keräämään kaikki surkeet yhteen nippuun, allekirjoitan ton listan täysin!
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Mar 29 13:32
It's here cause it's just so annoying and stupid film. Plot is such a cliche that I almost fellt asleep. And The Jerk is not even funny.
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 28 14:42
I can tell most of these are shitty since I havent seen 23/30 lol.
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 28 17:37
I agree w/ miles. The Jerk should not be on the list.
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 28 22:43
The Jerk is almost deliberately cliche. It is defined as a 'Rags to Riches to rags' film because, yes it follows the convention of the genre but what it does with it is special and endearing. I agree with a lot on this list though, especially the awful Epic Movie et al.
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 29 3:32
The ones I have seen on this list are definitely crap with the exception of Mama Mia. I love that movie but I also love pink.
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 29 3:32
The ones I have seen on this list are definitely crap with the exception of Mama Mia. I love that movie but I also love pink.
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 29 4:59
Agreed, except The Jerk...
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 30 11:37
other than the first two.. I have seen every movie on your list and I absolutely agree with you:)
Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Jul 15 15:47
Oh c'mon, Superman Returns is not that much bad to deserve to be in this list :)
Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Jul 15 22:35
In this list is missing the movie avatar: the last airbender. Good list
Posted: 2 years ago at Sep 23 19:18
Awesome list.

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