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Added by Miika on 8 Mar 2009 02:42
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The Shittiest Movies

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People who added this item 40 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 5.8
What if Lego Group would make a movie about "Bionicles" fighting against each other? Watching something like that would be so boring, stupid and same as to be tortured, but it's million times worse than that. 70 minutes feels like an year when watching this. Plot is such a cliche, and Bionicle: Mask of Light does only have a pile of stupid characters. Animation sucks too. I simply cant find anything good about this shit. If somebody would like this shit, they are insane - or 5 years old.
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Tropix (2004)
I'm sure that there aren't much people who have seen this movie. But you who haven't seen this, you haven't lost anything if you left this behind. Tropix is one of those films that doesn't make any sense; It tries to be funny, exciting and romantic at the same time, and fails totally. The plot, actors and everything else in this movie sucks.
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People who added this item 121 Average listal rating (79 ratings) 3 IMDB Rating 2.5
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People who added this item 811 Average listal rating (540 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.9
Norbit (2007)
Murphy played fat guy in Nutty Professor and Nutty Professor 2, and those movies were bad. I thoght that I'd never face something worse than those, but then i saw Norbit. It just is so annoying, boring and stupid movie. It has no plot and all actors suck. Can't tell one good thing about this movie.
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People who added this item 506 Average listal rating (347 ratings) 2.6 IMDB Rating 0
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People who added this item 471 Average listal rating (341 ratings) 2.6 IMDB Rating 0
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People who added this item 1000 Average listal rating (688 ratings) 2.8 IMDB Rating 0
Epic Movie (2007)
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I dont remember much about this movie, but i got to say; How low you can get. Dumb and Dumber is really good idiot comedy, but Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloys is so much worse than the first one. In Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey is good about twisting his face and Jeff Daniels quite funny too, but Eric Christian Olsen (Lloyd) and Derek Richardson are absolutely disgusting! In fact I feel sick when I'm watching those guys messing around in copied scenes from the first movie. Nobody sane can't watch this completely shit more than five minutes.
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People who added this item 577 Average listal rating (338 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.6
Zucker's Naked Gun movies and Top Secret! are funny films and best of their kind, but My Boss's Daughter is everything else than that. Plot is a very stupid excuse for humour. The humour it selves is boring and so stupid that I feel I'll have to puke. I feel pitty for all those stupid actors and other idiots, who have been in this movie, and specially David Zucker, who seems to be into a shitty jokes. Do not watch!
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People who added this item 2114 Average listal rating (1384 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.5
Hard to say is this worse than My Boss's Daughter, but because the plot of this movie makes more sense, position of My Boss's Daughter is higher in this list. But this movie's plot is piece of shit too. It includes nerds, tough guys, annoying "hot" bimboes and couple of gay suited aliens. You think that's funny? Ashton Kutcher's acting is bad as always and Seann William Scott is unfunny too.
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People who added this item 439 Average listal rating (297 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 3.7
Too ordinary and boring fantasy movie. I haven't play Dungeons & Dragons game, but I know that the game what is called the best role-playing game in the world should not have so shitty movie as this. The movie tells about power struggle of good empress (Thora Birch) and a bad wizard called Profion (Jeremy Irons). Two thiefs (Justin Whalin, Marlon Wyans), and apprentice wizard, a dwarf and a elf are trying to save the empire of Izmer.

Honestly I don't give a shit about the plot. I've seen the same boring plot about million times before. CGI is ugly and so artless that in worst case you cant get a migraine. Actors suck, especially Jeremy Irons. He overacts and is not enough believable bad guy. Marlon Wyans is trying to be funny by running around and screaming. Justin Whalin is annoying too, because he's trying too much.

Shitty movie indeed, but not as shitty as I tought.
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People who added this item 420 Average listal rating (269 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.4
Pretty same reasons as in Bionicle: Mask of Light, but Home on the Range isn't so bad as Mask of Light because animation and characters are little bit better. But this is still worse than hell.
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People who added this item 463 Average listal rating (325 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.7
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People who added this item 741 Average listal rating (460 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.9
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People who added this item 1667 Average listal rating (1081 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.3
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Mamma Mia! isn't interesting movie, probably because of very boring plot about getting married and annoying actors who think they are better than other people. Some singing parts are actually good, even if you don't like ABBA, but then there's some really annoying singing parts. Everybody say this is joyful movie, and yes, this movie has potential for joyful movie, but it fails because it's trying to be too joyful. Mamma Mia! is too girly and boring film for tough guy like me. All that pink color make me sick!
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People who added this item 193 Average listal rating (131 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 5.1
No plot, only annoying rap-people, rap music and Jamie Kennedy playing white rapper. Funny? I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE!
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People who added this item 673 Average listal rating (460 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6
Mystery Men (1999)
Just couple of quite known actors playing different wannabe-superheroes in a unfunny way. I didn't laugh one time in this movie. Actors are annoying, too, and ugly special effect make me to puke. But what I really hate in this movie, is the colours. Its trying to be so dark, but the costumes and ugly milieu made it ridiculous. Not good.
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People who added this item 105 Average listal rating (70 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 3.4
It's a long time when i actually saw this movie, but i remember that this was soo booring that I falled asleep many times. Even if I were a bif Power Rangers fan. The bad guys are so stupid and annoying that you wouldn't even regonize they are bad, and the good guys are.. well, they aren't acceptable heroes. The movie doesn't get on anywhere, and the ending sucks.
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People who added this item 2401 Average listal rating (1480 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.3
Dr. Dolittle (1998)
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People who added this item 2752 Average listal rating (1815 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.1
If Superman Returns really is as worse as I can remember, this must be the worst superhero movie I have ever seen. Its just so freaking boring as watching paint drying up that you just close your TV after five minutes watching or start taking time. I had to watch this movie in pieces. All of the actors literally just stand all (especially Brandon Routh as a Superman. I don't even think he's an actor) the time and say something not-stupid rarely. There's too much special effects in this movie and they don't even look good. And where's the fucking plot? Well, I don't think that Superman flying somewhere over the sea and beating some random criminals is a plot at all. Even my grandma would make up a better plot than that even if she haven't ever heard about what Superman is. Everything seems to be so pointless in this useless piece of shit. You shouldn't come back, Superman!
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People who added this item 500 Average listal rating (341 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.2
The Jerk (1979)
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People who added this item 1038 Average listal rating (665 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.6
Poseidon (2006)
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People who added this item 604 Average listal rating (385 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.3
The Covenant (2006)
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People who added this item 77 Average listal rating (50 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 4.3
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People who added this item 275 Average listal rating (200 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.5
The Man (2005)
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People who added this item 523 Average listal rating (367 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 3.7
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People who added this item 2447 Average listal rating (1650 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.7
Hulk (2003)
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People who added this item 572 Average listal rating (365 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.1
The Medallion (2003)
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Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Mar 21 20:47
Hyvin oot onnistunu keräämään kaikki surkeet yhteen nippuun, allekirjoitan ton listan täysin!
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at Mar 29 13:32
It's here cause it's just so annoying and stupid film. Plot is such a cliche that I almost fellt asleep. And The Jerk is not even funny.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 28 14:42
I can tell most of these are shitty since I havent seen 23/30 lol.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 28 17:37
I agree w/ miles. The Jerk should not be on the list.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 28 22:43
The Jerk is almost deliberately cliche. It is defined as a 'Rags to Riches to rags' film because, yes it follows the convention of the genre but what it does with it is special and endearing. I agree with a lot on this list though, especially the awful Epic Movie et al.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 3:32
The ones I have seen on this list are definitely crap with the exception of Mama Mia. I love that movie but I also love pink.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 3:32
The ones I have seen on this list are definitely crap with the exception of Mama Mia. I love that movie but I also love pink.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 4:59
Agreed, except The Jerk...
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 30 11:37
other than the first two.. I have seen every movie on your list and I absolutely agree with you:)
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 15 15:47
Oh c'mon, Superman Returns is not that much bad to deserve to be in this list :)
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 15 22:35
In this list is missing the movie avatar: the last airbender. Good list
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 23 19:18
Awesome list.

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