Told You so. (shit movies)
12 1 01. Dream Well (2009)
This piece is one of the newest hungarian movies so I wanted to see how we make an 'american chick-flick' style movie. Well, in nutshell this is the disgrace of the hungarian film industry. I'm really not proud of this after hungarians made such huge movies.
The story is about a blonde girl, Regina the most popular, her nickname is Hello Kitty, the captain of the cheerleaders, have the coolest guy, and she thinks that every problem can be fixed with a pink lipstick...
Labancz Lilla who plays Regi is one no-talent lady with tits and ass. And the camera always shows this 'talent' of hers. It's annoying as hell.
Then goes into a new school...and you know the rest of it.
At the end she turns into a nice girl who willing to eat a hamburger. wow!
The title refers to the anonym who chat with Regina. So that somebody's nickname is Álom.net ( in english Dream.net ) Regi also has a blog where she cries out his pains of being popular. Poor thing.
It could have been a fairly great mocking comedy of all the shit this kinda type comedy of America, but they thought it seriously and that's the problem that can be fixed in Regina's way.
A few words about the acting: this film does not include that kinda thing...
163 6.3 6.42. Bandslam (2009)
Shia LaBeouf-wannabe) moves into another town hoping that he will be loved by the new kids, because in his old school he was the outsider in his little world where he was the only sane one, and couldn't fit in, because everyone else listened to bad music. All his interest was to email David Bowie telling him every detail of his miserable life.
In his new life he's the guy who knows everything about music so he gets to be the manager of some local band. That band's leader is Charlotte (Alyson Michalka). Then they decided to compete at the Bandslam that every kid is crazy about. But, guess what, the outsider in the new school is Sa5m (wtf??) played by Vanessa Hudgens and this role is even worse for her than the role of lovely-cunning-chick in High School Musical, because in this she plays a tired of life dark girl with more annoying voice than ever. She was just ridiculous, can't act to save her life.
When she says 'ha.....ha' I felt something I can't express with humanoid words.
Let's take a step aside from all of that, then we get a bunch of idiots and characters I don't know how to deal with and where to put them in the big picture. Like the rest of the band. Or Charlotte's ex-boyfriend, song-stealer, sometimes angry, sometimes nice guy.
Then we get Lisa Kudrow, Will's mom, whom I can't understand why she accepted this role. However, the only enjoyable part was her and Basher (Ryan Donowho - a decent actor and talented drummer in real life) storyline, but this little nothing did not save the movie.
Lead star Gaelan is incompetent too, and you have to believe me that I gave a chance to him. But he failed so bad. He gets the girl (Vanessa) as well, and forms a band taking a bunch of people that are all skilled musicians. It was really tiring, and poeple who expect something is going to happen in this movie will be dissapointed. Every happening was pointless, poorly-made... like the death of Charlotte's father which was just the reason why she coldn't perform afterall and of course the talented Sa5m took her place as the vocalist.
Maybe I could not get the movie even if I took away my prejudice about the cast and nowaday's comedies but I did not like the so-called music in this movie, the concert-scenes, the big finale. I feel I've wasted my time writing about this but I feel that I did some good, I have warned you!
699 3.2 2.73. Date Movie (2006)
I think I'm not alone with calling Date Movie a bad-bad movie. I saw that every other list includes this 'masterpiece'.
I got myself to watch it because of Alyson Hannigan, who is a decent TV actress. I also love Eddie Griffin in some of his comdedies (The New Guy)
But oh man, no actor or actress could make this movie enjoyable.
Aaron Seltzer (why??) gifted us such trash that we can't put into words. And hell knows why but he couldn't stop after Date Movie, and new pointless movies were born: Disaster Movie and Epic Movie.
Aaron Seltzer has the following tags on Listal: Disaster , Affront To Humanity , Shit , Terrible , Talentless , One Bad Film After The Other , Dreadful (2), Please Die , Mother Fucker (1), Monster (1), Shouldn't Exist (1), Remove From History (1), Old (1), Boring (1), Loser (1), Stale (1), Worst Director (1), CUNT (1), Prick (1)
So it's not just my opinion. But the main reason I put Date Movie on this list that I cannnot understand its reason to exist, or their cause to make this movie...I can't.
446 2.6 04. Son of the Mask (2005)
3538 5.1 5.25. Twilight (2008)
I am one of the few people that didn't read the books.
Actually, I started to read the beggining of New Moon. I can say I tried. I like a book with good storyline, style, language and it should be entertaining or it should just blow me away.
I found nothing in Twilight that I enjoy. Unreasonable to be that huge parade about it. The whole Twiligh thing is really overrated. And that's what makes me to hate it. And that my friends are so annoying when they hyping about this movie. Everyone's in love with Edward, Robert Pattinson become the sex symbol of our time...No way!
I had to watch a movie at my friend's who's still crazy about it, and I thought what's cheep in written words could be an other experience on the screen, but I was so naive. It's really a movie for stupid people.
Not to mention the cast.
I really hope the whole thing will wear off soon but it doesn't seem to be.
+ The ruined the whole vampire cult for me.
Eww, glittery vampires!
969 2.8 06. Epic Movie (2007)
Aaron Seltzer is back!
451 4.6 5.37. American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)
625 4.3 5.18. American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
375 4.3 3.79. Material Girls (2006)
418 5.4 610. Birth (2004)
799 5.4 5.611. Good Luck Chuck (2007)
481 2.6 012. Disaster Movie (2008)
Aaron Seltzer punishes again!
65 5.7 5.513. I Want Candy (2007)
617 4.5 4.614. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
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