Say hello to my little friend!

The Little Friend:

An M16A1 assault rifle

Say Hello?:

If you want to be blown away go ahead. Messing with Montana is messing with the best.

The Little Friend:

The Ring

Say Hello?:

Talking to yourself or hearing voices means this little friend may be something else.

The Little Friend:

Mini-Me

Say Hello?:

This could be a one sided conversation...

The Little Friend:

Symbiotic creature

Say Hello?:

Say hello...but he's not a baby, he's a tumour.

The Little Friend:

Sir Didymus

Say Hello?:

If you need us.

The Little Friend:

The Baby

Say Hello?:

Remember the story about the baby?

The Little Friend:

Mr Soggybottom

Say Hello?:

Check the contract.

The Little Friend:

Billy

Say Hello?:

He's the only friend you have in this situation.

The Little Friend:

Grima Wormtongue

Say Hello?:

He's scary...Just make sure it's not in a dark room. He can be quite persuasive.

The Little Friend/s:

Rool & Franjean

Say Hello?:

Which way? This way? That way?

The Little Friend:

Shorty

Say Hello?:

Move it kid!

The Little Friend:

E.T.

Say Hello?:

He wants his phone call.

The alien equivalent of a turd, resembling Gandhi, red riding hood.

The Little Friend:

Yoda

Say Hello?:

Pick your nose and say hello to a bogey. Practically the same thing as Yoda. Size matters not...Now flick it. The Einstein of alien bogey men.

The Little Friend:

Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath

Say Hello?:

Just not when he's taking a piss.

The Little Friend:

The Bug

Say Hello?:

Say hello...Attempt to tread on him...Put him in a salad. Optional.

The Little Friend:

Yoda

Say Hello?:

CGI Yoda...Apparently the dark side makes you shrink so say hello before he disappears.

The Little Friend:

Mini-Me

Say Hello?:

Watch out...He bites.

The Little Friend:

Giosué Orefice

Say Hello?:

If you speak my name, I vanish. What am I? Silence.

The Little Friend:

The Emperor

Say Hello?:

If you want a dose of force lightning...Be my guest! Cue maniacal evil laughter!

The Little Friend:

Alotta Fagina

Say Hello?:

Don't say anything...Just shag.

The Little Friend:

Jar Jar Binks

Say Hello?:

Try and ignore him. I know it's hard.

The Little Friend:

Jimmy

Say Hello?:

The blacks against the whites. Or vice versa.

The Little Friend:

Tommy DeVito

Say Hello?:

Say hello...You dizzy motherfucker, you!

The Little Friend:

Deep Roy

Say Hello?:

After the song....ssshhh.
Weird like MJ.

The Little Friend:

Gimli

Say Hello?:

Did he tell you about the mines of Moria yet?
If not prepare a pillow and if you're an elf hide.

The Little Friend:

Oddjob

Say Hello?:

Say hello...Just don't confuse ''odd'' with ''hand'' or ''blow''. He will throw his hat at you.

The Little Friend:

The Sock Man

Say Hello?:

Say hello...Then get the knife and fork out.

The Little Friend/s:

Chunk & Ice Cream

Say Hello?:

The funny kid who defined excess.
Say hello to the legend.

The Little Friend:

An M202A1 FLASH rocket launcher

Say Hello?:

His little friend can blow you up. Sweet.

The Little Friend:

Dice

Say Hello?:

Snake eyes.

The Little Friend/s:

Green Martians

Say Hello?:

The Green Party. Say hello to the future.

The Little Friend:

Twelve-gauge double-barrelled Remington AKA The Boomstick!

Say Hello?:

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

The Little Friend:

Alien Plasma Weapon

Say Hello?:

Give him some cat food first or be blown into atoms.

The Little Friend:

The Cricket

Say Hello?:

Say hello to a very old cricket. He's lucky...You should of seen what happened to the mouse.

The Little Friend:

An exosuit cargo-loader

Say Hello?:

Where do you want it?

The Little Friend:

The Hammer

Say Hello?:

Hit me!

The Little Friend/s:

My mitts

Say Hello?:

Say hello...I'm having a ball.

The Little Friend:

No face

Say Hello?:

It's a weird one. Anagram of a silkworm.

The Little Friend/s:

The head of Horse

Say Hello?:

The Seabiscuit who won't talk back.

The Little Friend:

The Hand

Say Hello?:

Never mind about hello. Need a wank?