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on 14 Apr 2012 04:41

 
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Sacred Cows

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Average listal rating (35 ratings) 7.5  
1. Sigmund Freud
This douche fucked his mom, and devoted the rest of his life to proving that it's totally normal
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Average listal rating (406 ratings) 8  
2. John Lennon
hypocritical hippie piece of shit with above avergae at best musical ability
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Average listal rating (1351 ratings) 8.1  
3. Steven Spielberg
the most boring director ever
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Average listal rating (37 ratings) 7.9  
4. Bill Hicks
hack comedian and mysoginist shit head posing as a prophet. The poster boy for insufferable pseudo misanthropist 13 year olds everywhere
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Average listal rating (1372 ratings) 8.6  
5. Heath Ledger
dying young does not equate to being a good actor
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Average listal rating (479 ratings) 7.8  
6. Elvis Presley
The king of plagirism. Link Wray is the REAL king
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Average listal rating (94 ratings) 8.4  
7. Friedrich Nietzsche
Listal user Marinetti said it best when he said his work was "akin to a 4chan poetry slam"
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Average listal rating (319 ratings) 7.6  
8. Eric Clapton
The most boring guitarist ever
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Average listal rating (63 ratings) 7.9  
9. Jimmy Page
The second most boring guitarist ever
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Average listal rating (2188 ratings) 8.1  
10. Natalie Portman
Totally avergae actress, who got by almost strictly on the basis of looks, if you ask me
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Average listal rating (195 ratings) 7.8  
11. Miles Davis
It's not that Miles is bad. Quite the oppoite actually, he's incredibly talented. It's just that I'm so freakin sick of people listening to "Kind of Blue", ignorantly declaring it the best jazz album ever, and refusing to look any further into the genre. Fuckers
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Average listal rating (22 ratings) 7.6  
12. Superman
His characters has no depth and his rouges gallery combines the most unintimidating group of villains of any major superhero sans maybe the Flash; why is he the figurehead of the entire comic book art?
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Average listal rating (31 ratings) 5.3  
13. Ayn Rand
I've never read prose so absurd and politics so loathsome; this is everything writing shouldn't be

And she's ugly as hell
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Average listal rating (48 ratings) 7.4  
14. Harper Lee
"To Kill a Mockingbird" repulses me so much; the forced naivete of the characters and the transparent themes on prejudice represnt the absolute nadir of literature.

This woman is the polar opposite of Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Comments

Posted: 11 months, 1 week ago at Jun 13 23:11
Oh no you didnt! I love all of these people.
Posted: 11 months, 1 week ago at Jun 13 23:16
sorry
Posted: 11 months, 1 week ago at Jun 14 0:24
So freakin funny!
Posted: 10 months, 3 weeks ago at Jun 25 17:11
haha! you're a funny MF! ;)
Posted: 10 months, 2 weeks ago at Jul 3 13:49
I start to love your lists more and more.
Posted: 10 months, 2 weeks ago at Jul 3 15:04
Wow, somebody is angry :)
Pretty funny, though, some are arguable
Posted: 10 months, 2 weeks ago at Jul 3 15:10
LOL funny list and I agree with the majority of these. As for Miles Davis, you hit it spot on. No one even bothers with his Fusion records were are much better than Kind of Blue.
Posted: 10 months, 2 weeks ago at Jul 3 16:13
LMFAO
Posted: 10 months, 2 weeks ago at Jul 3 16:35
Yeah, I pretty much agree with it. Just don't agree with Ledger. He is a good actor, but he's also a bit overated.
Posted: 9 months ago at Aug 19 18:31
,
Edit: 9 months ago
Posted: 5 months ago at Dec 19 11:47
You are full of hate and wrong on so many levels, just like your friend englishmajor.
Posted: 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Jan 27 21:25
Very hard and biting comments, but a lot of truth in most of them. Very funny, too. Good list.

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