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List added by spiegalr on 31 August 2008 02:00
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 1  0 What Godzilla Said to God When His Name Wasn't Found in the Book of Life
462 7.7 You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Looking Straight at Me
4 8.3 Cross Country Atom and His Package Tour Via Bicycle
If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock spiegalr's rating:
 
2 9.5 Palestinians Are Not the Same Thing as the Rebel Alliance, Jackass
Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother I Am Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer Dear Atom, You Do Not Want Children. Love, Atom 
2 6.5 (Lord It's Hard to be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib 
1 0 To Dethrone the Witch-Queen of Mytos K'unn (The Legend of the Battle of Blackhelm Vale)
Journey to the Isle of Mists (Over the Moonless Depths of Night-Dark Seas) The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance 
0 0 The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)
Thwarted by the Dark Blade (Blade of the Vampyre Hunter) 
0 0 The Splendour Of A Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon Of The Hyperborean Empire (Part: III)
51 7.2 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying
26 7.9 Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks 
6 6.6 The Siege and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria
114 7.8 I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light
Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die 
11 8.8 Oh, You Are The Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet And Hold The Earth In Place
5 8 Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What it is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out it Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me
55 7.8 The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court
1 9 The Sixteenth Six Tooth Son of Fourteen Four Regional Dimensions...
The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (Somewhere Inside the Bowl) The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired...) 
0 0 Long Song Titles Aren't Cool Anymore Because the Rest of You Fuckers Are No Good at It
7 9.3 Young Man, Old Man, (You Ain't Better Than the Rest)
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5 6.3 Got a Mile, Got a Mile, Got an Inch
Bears See Things Pretty Much the Way They Are 
6 7.5 In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull
5 8.8 You Drink a Lot of Coffee for a Teenager
Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate A Lot of People Tell Me I Have a Fake British Accent Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery 
2 0 The Song of McGillicudie the Pusillanimous (Or Don't Worry James, Your Socks Are Hanging in the Coal Cellar With Thomas)
2 0 Sir B. McKenzie's Daughter's Lament for the 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat from the Straits of Loch Knombe, in the Year of Our Lord 1727, on the Occasion of the Announcement of Her Marriage to the Laird of Kinleakie
105 7.8 "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today"
52 7.7 "It's Not a Side Effect of the Cocaine. I Am Thinking It Must Be Love"
350 6.8 Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me" Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows) spiegalr's rating:
 
188 7.2 I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)
I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers spiegalr's rating:
 
13 8 One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning
22 7.2 Talkin' 'Bout the Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues (Everyone Wants to Live Forever)
53 7.2 Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World
24 7.8 Riding to Work in the Year 2025 (Your Invisible Now)
The Train Runs over the Camel but Is Derailed by the Gnat 
93 7.1 Free Radicals (A Hallucination of the Christmas Skeleton Pleading with a Suicide Bomber)
My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life as Blazing Shield of Defiance and Optimism as Celestial Spear of Action) The Wizard Turns On... The Giant Silver Flashlight and Puts on His Werewolf Moccasins 
19 7.5 I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet
7 6.2 All Hands On Deck Part One: Raise the Sail
9 6 Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work on Water (As a Day in the Life)
0 0 Some People Know All Too Well How Bad Liquorice, Or Any Candy For That Matter, Can Taste When Having Laid Out In The Sun Too Long - And I Think I Just Ate Too Much
5 7.5 But When the Little Fellow Came Close and Put Both Arms Around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness
1 7 Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse 
0 0 I venture into the crowd with a spelunking lamp on my head
What Monica L. and Cameron D. have in common Gene Shay adds his voice to the low fat/no fat debate The Polka Dancing Bus Driver And The 40-Year-Old Mystery Megon McDonough, one of our great singers, inspires an idea Piranha Women Of The Avocado Jungle Of Death 
1 10 Introduction to the One-Song Musical "Honey, We Have to Talk"
Polka-Dancing Bus Driver and the 40-Year-Old Mystery 
9 7.7 They Want Us To Make A Symphony Out Of The Sound Of Women Swallowing Their Own Tongues
42 7.2 Can't Catch Tomorrow (Good Shoes Won't Save You This Time)
Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters and the Story of A Lonely Girl Always All Ways (Apologies, Glances and Messed Up Chances) 
2 0 Within the Mainframe, Impaired Vision from Inoperable Cataracts Can Become a New Impending Nepotism
2 0 Curious Constructs of Stem-Like Devices Which Now Prepare Themselves to Be Thought of as Fingers
Many Pieces of Large Fuzzy Mammals Gathered Together at a Rave and Schmoozing with a Brick Spectrograph Reading of the Varying Phantom Frequencies of Chronic, Incurable Tinnitus Obligatory Part 2 Song in Which There Is No Presently Existing Part 1, Nor the Plans to Make One Multi-Variational Stimuli of Sub-Turgid Foci Covering Cross Evaluative Techniques for Cognitive Analysis of Hypersignificant Graph Peaks Following Those Intersubjective Modules Having Biodegradable Seepage
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Criteria: 9+ words in song title; general pretentiousness. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.
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Insane!
http://www.listal.com/music/impaled-northern-moon-forest
The "band" is called Northern Impaled Moonforest.
http://calyx.club.fr/cantdisco/E.html
by Bright Eyes, from the album Don't Be Frightened of Turning the Page
I believe Ian Williams plays on that and it has some ridiculous big song titles
Here are some more suggestions:
My Chemical Romance - Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us (from the Album I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love)
My Chemical Romance - You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison (from the Album Threee Cheers for Sweet Revenge)
My Chemical Romance - I Never Told You What I Do for a Living (from the Album Threee Cheers for Sweet Revenge)
Marilyn Manson - Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand) (From the Album Eat Me, Drink Me)
Marilyn Manson - I Want to Kill You Like They Do in the Movies (From the Album The High End of Low)
Marilyn Manson - I Have to Look Up Just to See Hell (From the Album The High End of Low)
Marilyn Manson - Count to Six and Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (From the Album HolyWood)
Marilyn Manson - I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me) (From the Album Mechanical Animals)
Coheed and Cambria - The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court (From the Album Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Vol. 1: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness)
Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying (From the Album Hooray for Boobies)
Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) (From the Album One Fierce Beer Coaster)
Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (From the Album One Fierce Beer Coaster)
R.E.M. - All the Way to Reno (You're Gonna Be a Star) (From the Album Reveal)
lostprophets - Can't Catch Tomorrow (Good Shoes Won't Save You This Time) (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
lostprophets - Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters and the Story of A Lonely Girl (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
lostprophets - For All These Times Son, for All These Times (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
lostprophets - Always All Ways (Apologies, Glances and Messed Up Chances) (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song (From the Album Mezmerize)
Bullet for My Valentine - Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do) (From the Album The Poison)
Maria McKee - If Love Is a Red Dress (Hang Me in Rags) (From the Pulp Fiction O.S.T.)
Hawthorne Heights - Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work on Water (As a Day in the Life) (From the Album The Silence in Black and White (Special Edition)
Funeral for a Friend: All Hands On Deck Part One: Raise the Sail (From the Album Tales Don't Tell Themselves)
Wir sind Helden - Ich werde mein Leben lang üben, dich so zu lieben, wie ich dich lieben will, wenn du gehst (From the Album Von hier an blind - English translation: I Will Practice All My Life to love you like I want to love you when you go)
(Innocent Bystanders Watched In Horror As Peter Jennings Drew His Murder Weapon - Me And Him Call It Us - Loss)
(A Portable Death Ray And A Sterile Claw Hammer - See You Next Tuesday - Parasite)
(Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It Till After Marriage - See You Next Tuesday - Parasite)
(Honey, I've Never Had Sex That Wasn't Awkward - See You Next Tuesday - Parasite)
(I Heard Clark Gable Was Gay - 2 O' Clock Girlfriend)
(Friday Night We All Took Acid And Laid On Matt's Bedroom Floor Staring At His Ceiling Fan While His Parents Watched T.V. Downstairs - Atlas Sound - Weekend EP)
(Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun - M83 - Before The Dawn Heals Us)
(Hey John, What's Your Name Again? - The Devil Wears Prada - Plagues)
I hope these are good for it. :)