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1. Another Year of Disaster [Explicit] - Adept
At Least Give Me My Dreams Back, You Negligent Whore!

Lets Celebrate, Gorgeous! (You Know Whose Party This Is)

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2. Watch Out - Alexisonfire
It Was Fear Of Myself That Made Me Odd
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3. Mercury - American Music Club
What Godzilla Said to God When His Name Wasn't Found in the Book of Life

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4. San Francisco - American Music Club
How Many Six Packs Does It Take to Screw in a Light

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5. Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm No... - Arctic Monkeys
You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Looking Straight at Me

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6. Redefining Music - Atom & His Package
Cross Country Atom and His Package Tour Via Bicycle

If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock
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7. Attention, Blah Blah Blah - Atom and His Package
Palestinians Are Not the Same Thing as the Rebel Alliance, Jackass

Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother

I Am Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer

Dear Atom, You Do Not Want Children. Love, Atom

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8. Making Love - Atom and His Package
(Lord It's Hard to be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

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9. The Power Cosmic - Bal-Sagoth
Behold, the Armies of War Descend Screaming from the Heavens!

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10. Starfire Burning Upon The Ice Veiled Throne ... - Bal-Sagoth
To Dethrone the Witch-Queen of Mytos K'unn (The Legend of the Battle of Blackhelm Vale)

Journey to the Isle of Mists (Over the Moonless Depths of Night-Dark Seas)

The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire

And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown

In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance

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11. Battle Magic - Bal-Sagoth
The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)

Thwarted by the Dark Blade (Blade of the Vampyre Hunter)

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12. Atlantis Ascendant - Bal-Sagoth
The Splendour Of A Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon Of The Hyperborean Empire (Part: III)

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13. The Beatles [The White Album] - The Beatles
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey
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14. Hooray for Boobies - Bloodhound Gang
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying

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15. One Fierce Beer Coaster - Bloodhound Gang
Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

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16. Imaginos - Blue Oyster Cult
The Siege and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria

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17. Blues Section - Blues Section
The Day The Bird Of Paradise Looked Down Through A Crack In The Cloud And Shed A Tear

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18. Deja Entendu - Brand New
I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light

Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't

Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die

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19. Don't Be Frightened of Turning the Page - Bright Eyes
Oh, You Are The Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet And Hold The Earth In Place

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20. The Poison - Bullet for My Valentine
Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do)

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21. Songs About Leaving - Carissa's Wierd
Low Budget Slow Motion Soundtrack Song For The Leaving Scene

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22. Everything is Alive, Everything is Breathing... - The Chariot
Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What it is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out it Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me

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23. Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One... - Coheed & Cambria
The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court

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24. The Contract - Crime in Stereo
Long Song Titles Aren't Cool Anymore Because the Rest of You Fuckers Are No Good at It

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25. The Hazards of Love - The Decemberists
The Hazards of Love 1 (The Prettiest Whistles Won't Wrestle the Thistles Undone)
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26. Nespithe - Demilich
The Sixteenth Six Tooth Son of Fourteen Four Regional Dimensions...

The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (Somewhere Inside the Bowl)

The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired...)

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27. Thief - Destroyer
To the Heart of the Sun on the Back of a Vulture, I'll Go

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28. The Dissociatives - The Dissociatives
Young Man, Old Man, (You Ain't Better Than the Rest)
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29. For Respect - Don Caballero
Got a Mile, Got a Mile, Got an Inch

Bears See Things Pretty Much the Way They Are

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30. What Burns Never Returns - Don Caballero
In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

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31. American Don - Don Caballero
You Drink a Lot of Coffee for a Teenager

Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate

A Lot of People Tell Me I Have a Fake British Accent

Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery

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32. Egg - Egg
The Song of McGillicudie the Pusillanimous (Or Don't Worry James, Your Socks Are Hanging in the Coal Cellar With Thomas)

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33. Full House - Fairport Convention
Sir B. McKenzie's Daughter's Lament for the 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat from the Straits of Loch Knombe, in the Year of Our Lord 1727, on the Occasion of the Announcement of Her Marriage to the Laird of Kinleakie

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34. Take This to Your Grave - Fall Out Boy
"Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today"

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35. My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side to My Ton... - Fall Out Boy
"It's Not a Side Effect of the Cocaine. I Am Thinking It Must Be Love"

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36. From Under The Cork Tree - Fall Out Boy
Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)

Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends

I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me"

Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)
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37. Infinity on High - Fall Out Boy
I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)

I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers
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38. Oh My Gawd!!!...The Flaming Lips - The Flaming Lips
One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning

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39. Hit to Death in the Future Head - The Flaming Lips
Talkin' 'Bout the Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues (Everyone Wants to Live Forever)

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40. Clouds Taste Metallic - The Flaming Lips
Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World

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41. Zaireeka - The Flaming Lips
Riding to Work in the Year 2025 (Your Invisible Now)

The Train Runs over the Camel but Is Derailed by the Gnat

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42. At War With the Mystics - The Flaming Lips
Free Radicals (A Hallucination of the Christmas Skeleton Pleading with a Suicide Bomber)

My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life as Blazing Shield of Defiance and Optimism as Celestial Spear of Action)

The Wizard Turns On... The Giant Silver Flashlight and Puts on His Werewolf Moccasins

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43. Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has a Body Count - From First to Last
I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet

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44. Tales Don't Tell Themselves - Funeral for a Friend
All Hands On Deck Part One: Raise the Sail

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45. The Silence in Black and White - Hawthorne Heights
Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work on Water (As a Day in the Life)

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46. Oh Lord When How - The Hives
Some People Know All Too Well How Bad Liquorice, Or Any Candy For That Matter, Can Taste When Having Laid Out In The Sun Too Long - And I Think I Just Ate Too Much

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47. I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business [Us... - I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business
But When the Little Fellow Came Close and Put Both Arms Around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness

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48. Impaled Northern Moonforest - Impaled Northern Moonforest
Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis

Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain

Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight

Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy

Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat

Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders

Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath

Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum

Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf

Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath

Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse

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49. Turn on the Bright Lights - Interpol
Stella Was a Diver and She Was Always Down
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50. Paul Stanley - Paul Stanley_ii
Hold Me, Touch Me (Think of Me When We're Apart)


 

Criteria: 9+ words in song title; general pretentiousness.

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.

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Comments

Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Dec 22 0:05
Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Dec 22 21:55
What about Egg's "The Song of McGillicudie the Pusillanimous (Or Don't Worry James, Your Socks Are Hanging in the Coal Cellar With Thomas)"?

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Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Dec 22 22:27
That Impaled Northern Moonforest album may be the winner for most ridiculous song titles. Thanks everyone :)
Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Dec 23 4:02
Oh, You Are The Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet And Hold The Earth In Place
by Bright Eyes, from the album Don't Be Frightened of Turning the Page
Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Dec 23 4:05
"It's not a side effect of the cocaine, I am thinking it must be love" and "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going)" by Fall Out Boy.. but I'm never sure of their albuns


Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Jan 1 0:58
I saw you have some Don Cab in there, look out after Storm and Stress.
I believe Ian Williams plays on that and it has some ridiculous big song titles
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Jan 22 0:19
cool (: and there is le tigre's 'They Want Us To Make A Symphony Out Of The Sound Of Women Swallowing Their Own Tongues' (I guess the album is "from the desk of mr lady")
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Jan 22 4:44
Interesting list. You should also look into the pAper chAse, another band with obscenely long song titles such as "one day he went out for milk and never came home," "abby, you're going to burn for what you did to me," and "delivered in a firm unyielding way lingering for just a bit too long to communicate the message."
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Oct 9 9:07
Great List!

Here are some more suggestions:

My Chemical Romance - Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us (from the Album I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love)
My Chemical Romance - You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison (from the Album Threee Cheers for Sweet Revenge)
My Chemical Romance - I Never Told You What I Do for a Living (from the Album Threee Cheers for Sweet Revenge)
Marilyn Manson - Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand) (From the Album Eat Me, Drink Me)
Marilyn Manson - I Want to Kill You Like They Do in the Movies (From the Album The High End of Low)
Marilyn Manson - I Have to Look Up Just to See Hell (From the Album The High End of Low)
Marilyn Manson - Count to Six and Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (From the Album HolyWood)
Marilyn Manson - I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me) (From the Album Mechanical Animals)
Coheed and Cambria - The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court (From the Album Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Vol. 1: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness)
Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying (From the Album Hooray for Boobies)
Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) (From the Album One Fierce Beer Coaster)
Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (From the Album One Fierce Beer Coaster)
R.E.M. - All the Way to Reno (You're Gonna Be a Star) (From the Album Reveal)
lostprophets - Can't Catch Tomorrow (Good Shoes Won't Save You This Time) (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
lostprophets - Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters and the Story of A Lonely Girl (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
lostprophets - For All These Times Son, for All These Times (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
lostprophets - Always All Ways (Apologies, Glances and Messed Up Chances) (From the Album Liberation Trasmission)
System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song (From the Album Mezmerize)
Bullet for My Valentine - Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do) (From the Album The Poison)
Maria McKee - If Love Is a Red Dress (Hang Me in Rags) (From the Pulp Fiction O.S.T.)
Hawthorne Heights - Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work on Water (As a Day in the Life) (From the Album The Silence in Black and White (Special Edition)
Funeral for a Friend: All Hands On Deck Part One: Raise the Sail (From the Album Tales Don't Tell Themselves)
Wir sind Helden - Ich werde mein Leben lang üben, dich so zu lieben, wie ich dich lieben will, wenn du gehst (From the Album Von hier an blind - English translation: I Will Practice All My Life to love you like I want to love you when you go)
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Oct 9 15:57
Good list and thanks for putting the Flaming Lips on there, my personal fave. (New album coming next week!) Although you did forget Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town by Pearl Jam from their album Vs. but the majority of the other songs on there are one word titles.
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Oct 12 18:05
(Song - Band - Album)
(Innocent Bystanders Watched In Horror As Peter Jennings Drew His Murder Weapon - Me And Him Call It Us - Loss)

(A Portable Death Ray And A Sterile Claw Hammer - See You Next Tuesday - Parasite)

(Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It Till After Marriage - See You Next Tuesday - Parasite)

(Honey, I've Never Had Sex That Wasn't Awkward - See You Next Tuesday - Parasite)

(I Heard Clark Gable Was Gay - 2 O' Clock Girlfriend)

(Friday Night We All Took Acid And Laid On Matt's Bedroom Floor Staring At His Ceiling Fan While His Parents Watched T.V. Downstairs - Atlas Sound - Weekend EP)

(Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun - M83 - Before The Dawn Heals Us)

(Hey John, What's Your Name Again? - The Devil Wears Prada - Plagues)

I hope these are good for it. :)
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Oct 29 0:36
She Was Waiting For Her Mother At the Station in Torino and You Know I Love You Baby But It's Getting Too Heavy To Laugh (WOMAN) by Shawn Phillips form the album "Second Contribution"
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Oct 29 13:01
Hold Me, Touch Me (Think of Me When We're Apart) – Paul Stanley (KISS)
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Mar 20 0:37
Beatles: Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey
This recording is a bit tinny but it's online:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZH5hmS1xPA
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Apr 4 4:09
Stunt Rock:
"I've really lost it because this shit is starting to sound like a washed-up, half-assed Fatboy Slim ripoff with a twelve year old's sense of humor."
"I will make up for a lifetime of fucking chicks poorly by having the most diverse cd collection in the world."
"Please don't stand behind me and make those stupid noises with your mouth that you seem to think indicate to me that you are thinking."

all three songs from the album This is Stunt Rock Vol. 3: So Much for the Golden Future

yep.
Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Jul 14 20:05
Blues Section: The Day The Bird Of Paradise Looked Down Through A Crack In The Cloud And Shed A Tear

It's on their s/t album.
Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Jun 13 3:51
I know it's not as long as some of these but I've always loved Sonata Arctica's "My Dream is a Drop of Fuel for a Nightmare" which is a great song as well.

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