Ridiculous IMDB Plot Synopses

76   5.8   4.5 

Jack and Diane, two teenage girls, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane's charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack's tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire is giving her werewolf-like visions

77   3.8   3.6 

An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut.

8   1.5   0 

The pointlessly-named Batwoman and her bevy of Batmaidens fight evil and dance.

46   4.4   0 

An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus.

84   3.1   0 

The Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

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4   3.3   4.2 

Boston, 2009. A police detective (Roddy Piper) searches for Adrian Dunn, his ex-partner (Billy Drago) who murdered his wife. Dunn has escaped from prison on the moon and returned to Earth with an alien virus.

74   5.1   4.5 

A serial killer dies, comes back as a snowman, and wreacks havoc.

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37   3.8   3.4 

An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair.

4   7   2.8 

A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.