RB6K - I hardly knew me.

   5.6  

Role: Cry Baby Fat Kid
Era:Birth - Primary School
Identical Traits: Size, Emotional Capacity, Enthusiasm, Wanting to look Cool and one of the "Big Boys"

My memories of childhood before secondary school are of being this naive little fat kid who cried over anything and everything. Jerry O'Connell played this character perfectly in Stand By Me.

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   9  

Role: Class Clown, Rebel, Fat Kid.
Era: Secondary School - College
Identical Traits: Attitude, Mean Streak, Brutality, Eccentricity, Rebellious, Trouble Maker, Antagonizing, Funny.

Secondary school saw a change in the way I acted, getting laughs for outrageous behavior became priority over all else. Hair brained schemes began to form in my mind, which becomes a common thread throughout the story of my life.

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   5.3  

Role: Obnoxious Gang Member
Era: College - Late teens/Early 20's
Identical Traits: Obnoxious, Arrogant, Confident in a group, Antagonizing.

During the later stages of college and soon after when I got my own place, I could best be portrayed by Thomas F. Wilson for my arrogance and untouchable mindset which only a youth who thinks he is a man can portray.

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   8  

Role: Family Man
Era: 20's
Identical Traits: Cantankerous, Forthright, Genuine, Hair Brained Schemes, Ingenuous, Insolent, Stubborn, Similar Hair, Glasses, Appearance, Family orientated.

This era thus far has been geared entirely around family for me. I am in a position where I am now married and have a daughter, and that responsibility has caused me the need to find myself a career and figure out my plans in life. However my eccentric mindset has turned it into a comedy that only Peter Griffin could portray.

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   6.5  

Role: Career man
Era: Late 20's - 30'S
Identical Traits: Ambitious, Hair Brained Schemes, Regular Joe, Ghost Buster.

During this period I will be embarking on my career path much like Dan Aykroyd in Ghost Busters. Working hard to make a living and build on the shoddy way of life my younger years has created. The main focus of these years will be to get a house, car, and set myself up for the easy life.

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   5.9  

Role: Successful Father
Era: Late 30s - 50s
Identical Traits: Temper, Build, Experienced, [hopefully] Successful.

By the middle of my working life I hope to be in a similar position to Uncle Phil, at the top of his game earning a decent living and raising a big family. I will be the strict comedy dad, throwing my children's friends out of the door in a comedy fashion every week.

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   6.1  

Role: Winding down to retirement.
Era: Late 50s early 60's
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   7.2  

Role: Inspirational/Argumentative Grandfather
Era: 60's - 70's
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   8.2  

Role: Resentful of the world and its hideous transformation since my youth.
Era: Late 70's
Future/Identical Traits: Always Know Better, Angry, Frustrated.

Like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, near the end of my life I will begin to look back on how things used to be when life was great and realize the world has completely gone to pieces. This will infuriate me and cause me to want to change things for the better, but being old I will not have the power to do anything and so will just become bitter and twisted.

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   7  

Role: Poisonous old fart
Era: 85+
Future/Identical Traits: Trouble maker, Difficult, Mischievous, Rebellious, Uncaring, Eccentric, Incoherent, Demented.

Due to the above, when im getting ready to die, I plan to be a crazy old goat who everyone just wishes would keel over and stop burdening them. Like Steptoe, I will move in with my first born, and rely on them for everything as repayment for the life I have given them. (Sorry kid!)

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