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Added by Ranzkind on 7 Aug 2011 12:37
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Nicole and Keith Urban called their first daughter
Sunday Rose
(their second daughter is called Faith)
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Honor & Haven
are the names of her daughters...
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Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin had their first daughter called
Apple
Their son has to live as
Moses
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Demi and Bruce Willis decided to call their daughters
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue & Tallulah Belle
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Geri called her daughter
Bluebell Madonna
after a rare flower...
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Average listal rating (12 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 0
Verona and Franjo had their son named
San Diego
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Gwen and Gavin Rossdale named their first son
Kingston James
after the capital of Jamaica, birthplace of Raggae... Their second son is called
Zuma Nesta Rock
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His and Camila Alves children are named
Levi (male) and Vida (female)
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Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are parents to
Lily-Rose Melody
and Jack.
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Lila Grace
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Heidi and Seal were very creative as well;
Henry Günter Ademola Dashtu, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo & Lou Sulola
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Her son is called
Don Hugo
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Average listal rating (37 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 0
Otis & Cosma Shiva
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Valentin Florian, Luna Marie, Lilli Camille & Emma Tiger
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Average listal rating (60 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 0
Pete and Ashlee Simpson gave their son the name
Bronx Mowgli
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Inspired by her Moroccan apartment and Marilyn Monroe, Mariah and Nick Cannon called their twins
Morrocan & Monroe
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Nicolas and his wife Alice Kim called their son (?)
Kal-El
the birthname of Superman...
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Michael Jackson's kids are called after himself..
His first son
Prince Michael I
is only called Prince.
The second son
Prince Michael II
got the byname Blanket...
His daughter's name is
Paris Michael Katherine
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Average listal rating (395 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 0
Kim and Alec Baldwin send their daughter as
Ireland Eliesse
to world..
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Victoria and David's kids have the lovely names;
Their daughter is called
Seven
probably after his favourite tricot...
The sons are called
Brooklyn, Cruz & Romeo
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Average listal rating (2 ratings) 9.5 IMDB Rating 0
Alicia and Swizz Beatz named their son
Egypt Daoud Dean
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Boris and Lilly Becker's first mutual son is called
Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis
he's the fourth child of Boris Becker...
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His poor son got the name
Zowie Bowie
but he changed his name to Joey Bowie...
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Jimi Blue, Wilson Gonzales & Cheyenne Savannah
are the names of Uwe and Natascha Ochsenknecht's kids... as if the last name isn't enough...
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Anthony called his son
Everly Bear
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Speck Wildhorse
... SERIOUSLY??
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Sage Moon Blood


... yeah.
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Audio Science Clayton

!!!
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His poor son is called
Jermajesty
a mix of his name and majesty!
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Jamie and Jools (nice name, too...) punished their four kids this way:
Poppy Honey Rosie,
Daisy Boo Pamela,
Petal Blossom Rainbow,
Buddy Bear Maurice
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Jason's son is called
Pilot Inspektor

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Average listal rating (113 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 0
Slash and Perla Ferrar had their sons called
London Emilio & Cash Anthony
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Average listal rating (175 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 0
Frank called his kids
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, Dweezil & Moon Unit
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Duran Duran star Simon Le Bon and his wife Yasmin named their kids
Saffron Sahara, Amber Rose Tamara & Tallulah Pine
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Average listal rating (11 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 0
He really beats it!
His four daugthers are called:
Fifi Trixibelle,
Peaches Honeyblossom,
Pixie Frou-Frou
& Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
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Suggested by luuhs :)

She called her son:
Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman
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She and Pepeu Gomes gave their daugthers the wonderful names:
Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby
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Jessica and Eric Johnson called their daughter

Maxwell Drew
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He called his daughter
Zelda

and the poor girl has to advertise the nintendo game with her father...
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Posted: 4 years ago at May 1 21:18
Some are not that bad. ^^
But others are awful. xd
Posted: 4 years ago at May 4 21:07
Sunday mag isch :)
Aber escht mal, Stars (sind auch total normal und) denken, dass sie jetzt weil se famous sind das Recht rausnehmen können, ihren Kindern gaaanz besondere (absurde und strafende) Namen zu geben xD
Posted: 4 years ago at May 8 21:50
I actually like Jamie Oliver's daughters names! specially Petal Blossom Rainbow LOL but Bob Geldof must have been drunk or high when he named those kids!!!
Posted: 4 years ago at May 8 23:47
This... is.... hilarious, My Name is Earl actually has a son named Pilot Inspektor? Fudge This, I'm definitely naming my children simple and easy to spell names, and correct names too! Jessica Simpson named her daughter Maxwell.... oy, celebrities, I swear.

HILARIOUS LIST, thanks for the heads-up, I know what NOT to name my kids, even if some of these names do sound, kinda nice :)
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 6:45
Personally, some of these are very nice. At least they got creative naming their children rather than just picking something common, that I respect, BUT then again, they also got to have some respect for their child. Naming them something like "Pilot Inspektor", now that's just taking their kid as a joke.

But San Diego wouldn't be that bad, Diego's already a Hispanic name.
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 11:21
some of the names are pretty cute and some of them are quite awful.
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 13:38
I feel really sorry for Bob Geldof and Zappa's kids...
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 14:35
I don't like all these names but anyway We should appreciate their unicity instead of a simple "John" or "Mary"... What a bore!
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 17:07
Gawd I hate people that give their kids such weird names, even pets don't deserve that. They're bound to be bad parents and I would know.
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 17:52
Shannyn Sossamon needs to be shot! Audio Science?!? Stupid hoe.
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 18:21
After reading these, I actually don't mind my name! WOW! Ouch!
Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 21:43
woww gwen stefani loves to be different with her names. and michael named everyone after himself. genuine
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Posted: 4 years ago at May 9 22:15
Some celebrities seem to think their kids are cartoon characters or fairies, not humans. I mean, Fifi Trixibelle, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Lily-Rose Melody, APPLE? Oh, boy...
Posted: 4 years ago at May 10 7:25
Starting to really appreciate my parents after looking at some of these names.
Posted: 4 years ago at May 25 2:15
hey what about adding Robin Williams to your list? Her daughter's name is ZELDA!
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Jun 9 19:18
Zappa was genius :DD
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jul 10 20:10
The only one that isn't completely crazy is Kate Moss. The rest are just nutso. Great list.
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jul 11 4:54
I laughed. xP Seriously, what the heck is wrong with people? And, despite some of the comments around here, I actually like the idea of having a common name. It means my parents might not have gotten creative, but, at the very least, they considered the idea of me not having to carry a burden for my entire life...

Anyways, you might want to consider the idea of adding to your list M.I.A.'s son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, and, someone another couple great with names... Baby do Brasil and Pepeu Gomes daughter's names! O.O Seriously, they're called Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby... ¬¬'
Edit: 3 years, 10 months ago
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Dec 7 0:36
Seriously??!! I can`t believe it. Pixie Frou-Frou? :D
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 8 20:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BsfZn0GZM
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 14 13:23
Jessica Simpson's son is called Ace Knute...
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 15 3:24
"Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee" that 's his real name:the son of Jason Lee (my name is earl)
and North West of course kim and kanye's
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 15 3:34
Is Victoria Beckham a Seinfeld fan? haha I like Nicholas Cage's son's name. Awesome.
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 23 10:32
Audio Science Clayton... wtf?
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Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Nov 15 0:08
Victoria Beckham's daughter's name is actually Harper. Seven is her middle name.
Posted: 8 months, 3 weeks ago at Sep 3 17:14
Sage Moon Blood and Audio Science Clayton. Pilot Inspektor? Oh boy. I checked it because it is unbelievable... Stupid people... *facepalm

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