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Poor Celebrity Kids...
 7.5 Nicole and Keith Urban called their first daughter
Sunday Rose(their second daughter is called Faith) Ranzkind's rating:
 
6.9 Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin had their first daughter called
AppleTheir son has to live as Moses 
6.4 Demi and Bruce Willis decided to call their daughters
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue & Tallulah Belle 
6.7 Gwen and Gavin Rossdale named their first son
Kingston Jamesafter the capital of Jamaica, birthplace of Raggae... Their second son is called Zuma Nesta Rock Ranzkind's rating:
 
8.7 Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are parents to
Lily-Rose Melodyand Jack. Ranzkind's rating:
 
7.1 Heidi and Seal were very creative as well;
Henry Günter Ademola Dashtu, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo & Lou Sulola Ranzkind's rating:
4.8 Inspired by her Moroccan apartment and Marilyn Monroe, Mariah and Nick Cannon called their twins
Morrocan & Monroe 
6.7 Nicolas and his wife Alice Kim called their son (?)
Kal-Elthe birthname of Superman... Ranzkind's rating:
7.4 Michael Jackson's kids are called after himself..
His first son Prince Michael Iis only called Prince. The second son Prince Michael IIgot the byname Blanket... His daughter's name is Paris Michael Katherine 
5 Victoria and David's kids have the lovely names;
Their daughter is called Sevenprobably after his favourite tricot... The sons are called Brooklyn, Cruz & Romeo 
8 Boris and Lilly Becker's first mutual son is called
Amadeus Benedict Edley Luishe's the fourth child of Boris Becker... 
7.6 His poor son got the name
Zowie Bowiebut he changed his name to Joey Bowie... Ranzkind's rating:
 
5.7 Jimi Blue, Wilson Gonzales & Cheyenne Savannahare the names of Uwe and Natascha Ochsenknecht's kids... as if the last name isn't enough... Ranzkind's rating:
 
7.6 Jamie and Jools (nice name, too...) punished their four kids this way:
Poppy Honey Rosie, 
5.6 Duran Duran star Simon Le Bon and his wife Yasmin named their kids
Saffron Sahara, Amber Rose Tamara & Tallulah Pine 
5.3 He really beats it!
His four daugthers are called: Fifi Trixibelle, 
6 Suggested by luuhs :)
She and Pepeu Gomes gave their daugthers the wonderful names: Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby 
7.6 Suggested by ButterflyBunny :)
He called his daughter Zelda and the poor girl has to advertise the nintendo game with her father... Ranzkind's rating:
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But others are awful. xd
Aber escht mal, Stars (sind auch total normal und) denken, dass sie jetzt weil se famous sind das Recht rausnehmen können, ihren Kindern gaaanz besondere (absurde und strafende) Namen zu geben xD
HILARIOUS LIST, thanks for the heads-up, I know what NOT to name my kids, even if some of these names do sound, kinda nice :)
Wonderful list I am giving a big vote, however I like Johnny Depp's names for his kids. Those are not near as bad as some of the others. Once again, great list.
But San Diego wouldn't be that bad, Diego's already a Hispanic name.
Anyways, you might want to consider the idea of adding to your list M.I.A.'s son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, and, someone another couple great with names... Baby do Brasil and Pepeu Gomes daughter's names! O.O Seriously, they're called Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby... ¬¬'