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Added by Ranzkind

on 7 Aug 2011 12:37

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Poor Celebrity Kids...

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Average listal rating (1731 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
39. Nicole Kidman
Nicole and Keith Urban called their first daughter
Sunday Rose
(their second daughter is called Faith)
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Average listal rating (1188 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
38. Jessica Alba
Honor & Haven
are the names of her daughters...

Average listal rating (1166 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
37. Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin had their first daughter called
Apple
Their son has to live as
Moses

Average listal rating (682 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
36. Demi Moore
Demi and Bruce Willis decided to call their daughters
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue & Tallulah Belle

Average listal rating (131 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
35. Geri Halliwell
Geri called her daughter
Bluebell Madonna
after a rare flower...

Average listal rating (8 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
34. Verona Pooth
Verona and Franjo had their son named
San Diego
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Average listal rating (587 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating
33. Gwen Stefani
Gwen and Gavin Rossdale named their first son
Kingston James
after the capital of Jamaica, birthplace of Raggae... Their second son is called
Zuma Nesta Rock
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Average listal rating (625 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
32. Matthew McConaughey
His and Camila Alves children are named
Levi (male) and Vida (female)

Average listal rating (3182 ratings) 8.7  IMDB Rating
31. Johnny Depp
Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are parents to
Lily-Rose Melody
and Jack.
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Average listal rating (351 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating
30. Kate Moss
Lila Grace

Average listal rating (442 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
29. Heidi Klum
Heidi and Seal were very creative as well;
Henry Günter Ademola Dashtu, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo & Lou Sulola
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Average listal rating (2 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
28. Franziska van Almsick
Her son is called
Don Hugo

Average listal rating (31 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
27. Nina Hagen
Otis & Cosma Shiva

Average listal rating (136 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
26. Til Schweiger
Valentin Florian, Luna Marie, Lilli Camille & Emma Tiger
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Average listal rating (60 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating
25. Pete Wentz
Pete and Ashlee Simpson gave their son the name
Bronx Mowgli

Average listal rating (561 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
24. Mariah Carey
Inspired by her Moroccan apartment and Marilyn Monroe, Mariah and Nick Cannon called their twins
Morrocan & Monroe

Average listal rating (1590 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating
23. Nicolas Cage
Nicolas and his wife Alice Kim called their son (?)
Kal-El
the birthname of Superman...
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Average listal rating (886 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
22. Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson's kids are called after himself..
His first son
Prince Michael I
is only called Prince.
The second son
Prince Michael II
got the byname Blanket...
His daughter's name is
Paris Michael Katherine

Average listal rating (363 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
21. Kim Basinger
Kim and Alec Baldwin send their daughter as
Ireland Eliesse
to world..

Average listal rating (324 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
20. Victoria Beckham
Victoria and David's kids have the lovely names;
Their daughter is called
Seven
probably after his favourite tricot...
The sons are called
Brooklyn, Cruz & Romeo

Average listal rating (2 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating
19. Alicia Keyes
Alicia and Swizz Beatz named their son
Egypt Daoud Dean

Average listal rating (7 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating
18. Boris Becker
Boris and Lilly Becker's first mutual son is called
Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis
he's the fourth child of Boris Becker...

Average listal rating (956 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating
17. David Bowie
His poor son got the name
Zowie Bowie
but he changed his name to Joey Bowie...
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Average listal rating (6 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating
16. Uwe Ochsenknecht
Jimi Blue, Wilson Gonzales & Cheyenne Savannah
are the names of Uwe and Natascha Ochsenknecht's kids... as if the last name isn't enough...
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Average listal rating (69 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
15. Anthony Kiedis
Anthony called his son
Everly Bear
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Average listal rating (20 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
14. John Mellencamp
Speck Wildhorse
... SERIOUSLY??

Average listal rating (845 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
13. Sylvester Stallone
Sage Moon Blood


... yeah.

Average listal rating (310 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
12. Shannyn Sossamon
Audio Science Clayton

!!!

Average listal rating (6 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
11. Jermaine Jackson
His poor son is called
Jermajesty
a mix of his name and majesty!

Average listal rating (41 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
10. Jamie Oliver
Jamie and Jools (nice name, too...) punished their four kids this way:
Poppy Honey Rosie,
Daisy Boo Pamela,
Petal Blossom Rainbow,
Buddy Bear Maurice

Average listal rating (422 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
9. Jason Lee
Jason's son is called
Pilot Inspektor

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Average listal rating (108 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
8. Slash
Slash and Perla Ferrar had their sons called
London Emilio & Cash Anthony

Average listal rating (170 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating
7. Frank Zappa
Frank called his kids
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, Dweezil & Moon Unit

Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating
6. Simon Le Bon
Duran Duran star Simon Le Bon and his wife Yasmin named their kids
Saffron Sahara, Amber Rose Tamara & Tallulah Pine

Average listal rating (12 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating
5. Bob Geldof
He really beats it!
His four daugthers are called:
Fifi Trixibelle,
Peaches Honeyblossom,
Pixie Frou-Frou
& Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

Average listal rating (81 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
4. M.I.A.
Suggested by luuhs :)

She called her son:
Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating
3. Baby do Brasil
Suggested by luuhs :)

She and Pepeu Gomes gave their daugthers the wonderful names:
Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby

Average listal rating (416 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
2. Jessica Simpson
Suggested by Bi_PolarBear_69 :)

Jessica and Eric Johnson called their daughter

Maxwell Drew

Average listal rating (1807 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
1. Robin Williams
Suggested by ButterflyBunny :)

He called his daughter
Zelda

and the poor girl has to advertise the nintendo game with her father...
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Comments

Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 1 21:18
Some are not that bad. ^^
But others are awful. xd
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 4 21:07
Sunday mag isch :)
Aber escht mal, Stars (sind auch total normal und) denken, dass sie jetzt weil se famous sind das Recht rausnehmen können, ihren Kindern gaaanz besondere (absurde und strafende) Namen zu geben xD
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 8 21:50
I actually like Jamie Oliver's daughters names! specially Petal Blossom Rainbow LOL but Bob Geldof must have been drunk or high when he named those kids!!!
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 8 23:47
This... is.... hilarious, My Name is Earl actually has a son named Pilot Inspektor? Fudge This, I'm definitely naming my children simple and easy to spell names, and correct names too! Jessica Simpson named her daughter Maxwell.... oy, celebrities, I swear.

HILARIOUS LIST, thanks for the heads-up, I know what NOT to name my kids, even if some of these names do sound, kinda nice :)
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 6:45
Personally, some of these are very nice. At least they got creative naming their children rather than just picking something common, that I respect, BUT then again, they also got to have some respect for their child. Naming them something like "Pilot Inspektor", now that's just taking their kid as a joke.

But San Diego wouldn't be that bad, Diego's already a Hispanic name.
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 11:21
some of the names are pretty cute and some of them are quite awful.
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 13:38
I feel really sorry for Bob Geldof and Zappa's kids...
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 14:35
I don't like all these names but anyway We should appreciate their unicity instead of a simple "John" or "Mary"... What a bore!
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 17:07
Gawd I hate people that give their kids such weird names, even pets don't deserve that. They're bound to be bad parents and I would know.
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 17:52
Shannyn Sossamon needs to be shot! Audio Science?!? Stupid hoe.
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 18:21
After reading these, I actually don't mind my name! WOW! Ouch!
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Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 20:41
Lol great list!!
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 21:43
woww gwen stefani loves to be different with her names. and michael named everyone after himself. genuine
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Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 9 22:15
Some celebrities seem to think their kids are cartoon characters or fairies, not humans. I mean, Fifi Trixibelle, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Lily-Rose Melody, APPLE? Oh, boy...
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 10 7:25
Starting to really appreciate my parents after looking at some of these names.
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 25 2:15
hey what about adding Robin Williams to your list? Her daughter's name is ZELDA!
Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Jun 9 19:18
Zappa was genius :DD
Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Jul 10 20:10
The only one that isn't completely crazy is Kate Moss. The rest are just nutso. Great list.
Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Jul 11 4:54
I laughed. xP Seriously, what the heck is wrong with people? And, despite some of the comments around here, I actually like the idea of having a common name. It means my parents might not have gotten creative, but, at the very least, they considered the idea of me not having to carry a burden for my entire life...

Anyways, you might want to consider the idea of adding to your list M.I.A.'s son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, and, someone another couple great with names... Baby do Brasil and Pepeu Gomes daughter's names! O.O Seriously, they're called Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby... ¬¬'
Edit: 2 years, 3 months ago
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Dec 7 0:36
Seriously??!! I can`t believe it. Pixie Frou-Frou? :D
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Jul 8 20:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BsfZn0GZM
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Jul 14 13:23
Jessica Simpson's son is called Ace Knute...
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Jul 14 17:50
I think some of them were very high to name their children some of the names, but like others have said some are not too bad but still, at least the children have some money so they can legally change it when they are older.
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Jul 15 3:24
"Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee" that 's his real name:the son of Jason Lee (my name is earl)
and North West of course kim and kanye's
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Jul 15 3:34
Is Victoria Beckham a Seinfeld fan? haha I like Nicholas Cage's son's name. Awesome.
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Jul 23 10:32
Audio Science Clayton... wtf?

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