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on 3 Mar 2011 06:00

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People who added this item 2291  Average listal rating (1543 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.8 
1. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
One of the few films, which made me actually quite furious. I simply cannot understand how this kind of source material can be wasted so completely. It escapes me... Every actor, including Sean Connery seem to be completely lost and most of em are also complete morons to boot. CGI is ugly as hell and action scenes are stupid and all the good parts from the comics have been stripped off. Well done, sir!
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People who added this item 56  Average listal rating (34 ratings) 3  IMDB Rating 1.3 
2. Black Dahlia (2006)
The same scene filmed over and over and over again. Actors(?) who seem to have been picked out of the streets, ugly looking filters and complete lack of competence, skill and coherent storytelling.
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People who added this item 3036  Average listal rating (1985 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.9 
3. Crash (2004)
probably the worst film ever to win best picture oscar. Tries to say much, without saying actually anything. Episodic structure of storytelling doesn't really work at all and makes movie even less credible. Some bonus from one of the most hilarious scenes in near movie history: The fairy cloak, which of course cannot actually be given as credit for the movie for I think it was supposed to be very touching scene... Jesus. (More of this guy later on.)
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People who added this item 75  Average listal rating (50 ratings) 2.4  IMDB Rating 2.4 
4. Theodore Rex (1995)
Whoopi Goldberg in leather with ugly dinosaurs and shitloads of bad tail gags. Also I still have no idea why the hell Shaft was in this.
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People who added this item 376  Average listal rating (221 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 5.5 
5. Southland Tales (2006)
What happens here? Christopher Lambert in apocalyptic ice van selling guns? Two million and one unimportant other characters, which aren't actually explained ever? The Rock, who acts almost as good as his name suggests... The movie is a complete mess and just dragged along and I couldn't care less.
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People who added this item 2085  Average listal rating (1333 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 7.1 
6. The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Not that I wouldn't like to watch Christ getting beaten up for two hours, but gimme a break here? When the sole purpose of the movie is to watch that and eat popcorns I gotta question the motives.
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People who added this item 4569  Average listal rating (3101 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.7 
7. The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
A good example to many filmmakers who just doesn't know when to stop. CGI fest without an end. Ugly, stupid and without any purpose. All this concept needed to say, was already said in the first film.
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People who added this item 961  Average listal rating (452 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
8. Inland Empire (2006)
This is it. All the David Lynch fanatics can go kiss their masters arse for all I care. This movie is like Lynch is trying to invent homevideos again. The picture looks ugly an there simply is no justification for it. Puzzles have become the sole purpose of the whole film and it simply isn't enjoyable anymore as it was in Mullholland Drive for example, where there is a purpose for the puzzles in the movie, not other way around.
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9. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
The first one already was bad enough, but oh boy, oh boy, we hadn't seen anything yet. Whole movie is full of stupid comical sidekicks, even the main characters. About 1h too long when considering the the subjects and story. Megan Fox's only purpose seemingly is to wear tight clothes and look sexy, this wouldn't be all that bad if she actually was good looking.
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People who added this item 1245  Average listal rating (807 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.7 
10. Lady in the Water (2006)
M Night Shemaleman's worst, easily. Nothing good here, whole idea is so shitfaced insane that it makes me wonder what mushrooms has Night taken, I want some too.
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People who added this item 255  Average listal rating (159 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.1 
11. We Are Marshall (2006)
Mathew Macgognaghoy, with his shirt on for a change. Nothing good comes to mind when I think this movie... oh, wait a minute, one of MacKonahghoghey's kid run into a tree, it was funny, for a second or so. Also it escapes me why Kognaghey sounds like an used cars salesman in every film.
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People who added this item 1225  Average listal rating (737 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
12. Cinderella Man (2005)
Communist dies, good man wins the fight and the movie is boring and over sentimental bullshit.
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People who added this item 2666  Average listal rating (1723 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.8 
13. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
Another all time favourite book of mine butchered to pieces on this crap. Of course I knew all along that Guide could never translate to screen, but then again Gilliam did it with Fear and Loathing, which also seems quite unfilmable... then again, Garth Jennings, or whoever the heck was this guy, isn't Terry Gilliam...
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People who added this item 2351  Average listal rating (1539 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 6.9 
14. A Knight's Tale (2001)
I feel greatly amused when people compare Ledger to James Dean. Then again I can understand it really, only difference being of course that Dean could act.
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People who added this item 3584  Average listal rating (2316 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.5 
15. Click (2006)
Idea itself is stupid as hell, but then again, what can you expect from a man who looks like he lacks half of his brain? Childish humor with Adam Sandler: a joy ride without an end. Kate Beckinsale was hot though.
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People who added this item 105  Average listal rating (79 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 5.9 
16. Matti: Hell Is for Heroes (2006)
A collection of poor jokes and stupid characters getting drunk. Lacks all the coherrent flow a (decent) movie should have. Goes into category "Suomipaskaa." Actually calling this one a film at all, is an insult to whole industry.
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People who added this item 5311  Average listal rating (3529 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.6 
17. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Ah, Steven Spielberg at his finest. Not counting the Normandy scene, which actually is a very beautiful piece of cinema, this movie is utterly stupid. Tom Hanks was better off when he acted a retard, nicely covered the fact that he is one. Too much flag waving. Saving Ryan's Privates has probably better plot than this, or atleast more boobs.
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18. Dreamcatcher (2003)
Worst movie ever made from a King novel. Some credit might go to King himself as well though, because this isn't actually a masterpiece as a book either. Morgan Freeman is a complete misscast and rest of the actors fail the deliver in other ways. Also some pretty horrid CGI, which is always nice.
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19. Godzilla (1998)
Godzilla goes New York with Jean Reno's nose and bad accent. It's said, that Toho gave americans strict details of how this classic monster should be portrayed... Needless to say Emmerich disregarded about every point there was. Poor action scenes, CGI Godzilla looks ugly, but still acts better than any real actor on the set... Enough said.
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People who added this item 742  Average listal rating (457 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.6 
20. The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
Typical modern remake of an old classic, made 'cause B&W doesn't really have what it takes for modern audience anymore. Completely unnecessary, and without saying, lacks all the essence the original had.
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Movies I consider to be worst of the worst. Of course there's a truckloads of other bad movies, but because this is again a listing project we have with friends, quota is 20 flicks.

I have left out some obvious choices like Whatever Movies, which every sane man should realize without saying to be a rotten one. And as you realize also this list is like Nosoki's is completely objective and if you disagree with it you are wrong.

Though everybody of course have a right to be wrong so no harm done mates.

Cherio!

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Comments

Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Mar 4 7:50
Only ones I disagree with are MATRIX REVOLUTIONS, CRASH, and GODZILLA (I thought it was just okay). But I either agree with or haven't seen the rest.
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Mar 4 9:44
You sir are a true philanthropist, as you so generously and warmheartedly grant other people the right to their wrong opinions.
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Mar 4 15:10
Nice. Most of these lists with bad movies are going to be offensive and obnoxious, but you actually did a good job explaining the choices. The only one I would not put on such a list is Private Ryan, but only because the first 20 minutes are brilliant. I like Crash a bit more than you, but I still think its crap, kinda like a guilty pleasure.
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Nov 30 11:56
I totally agree on Extraordinary Gentlemen. Great concept, great source material, Sean Connery. How could it have missed so completely? I was expecting a franchise.
Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Feb 17 7:34
Omg lol, I love the title of the list. It's much more interesting than just plain ole "piece of shit." Sadly though, being the moron I am, I like Saving Ryan's Privates and Click. They are so bad that they're somehow good.
Posted: 1 year, 5 months ago at Mar 23 21:53
LOL - Ledger not being able to act - if it were not for him Dark Knight would have been a waste of time
Posted: 1 year, 5 months ago at Mar 26 20:38
And that one role makes him an actor then? Sure. My point surely wasn't that. My point was that comparing him to Jimmy Dean is idiotic for he will be remembered for that one role, while Dean's whole body of work is worth mentioning. And yes, comparing the two, Ledger is shit.

And one could argue that Dark Knight is a waste of time nonetheless.
Posted: 11 months, 3 weeks ago at Sep 11 22:51
Third member of our movie night left screaming "can`t you two shut up for five fucking minutes?!" during movie experience called A Knight`s Tale. If I remember correctly our pondering had gotten to the subject of mmmass orgy in cathedral shown in the movie while We Will Rock You would be playing as background music. Christopher Lambert and Tina Turner might have been also included in our scenario.

So for that reason A Knight`s Tale is a awesome movie experience. And objectively I`m absolutely right.

Great list by the way. Hated them all.

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