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People who added this item 2417 Average listal rating (1707 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.8
Predator (1987)
Bill Duke has him some fun.
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People who added this item 629 Average listal rating (362 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 7.9
Hard Boiled (1992)
Chow Yun Fat hates taking the stairs.
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People who added this item 4053 Average listal rating (2696 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8.2
Die Hard (1988)
Bruce Willis acquires a machine gun and Christmas spirit.
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People who added this item 130 Average listal rating (101 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 5.3
Richard Lynch throws a coke whore out of a window.
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People who added this item 697 Average listal rating (492 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.8
Bloodsport (1988)
Bolo Yeung has no compassion for you or your kind.
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People who added this item 5024 Average listal rating (3395 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.5
Xander Berkeley enjoys milk.
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People who added this item 1235 Average listal rating (838 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.6
Vernon Wells can't wait to murder you and then eat your face off.
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People who added this item 324 Average listal rating (217 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.8
The Rookie (1990)
Charlie Sheen doesn't want to put on the costume.
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People who added this item 3239 Average listal rating (2234 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.4
Aliens (1986)
Sigourney Weaver blew it out of the goddamn airlock.
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People who added this item 571 Average listal rating (358 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 7.9
The Killer (1989)
Chow Yun Fat shoots everybody eighteen times.

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People who added this item 1213 Average listal rating (847 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.7
Commando (1985)
Arnold Schwarzenegger finds the tool shed useful.
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People who added this item 658 Average listal rating (464 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.7
Cobra (1986)
Sylvester Stallone loves a good beer break.
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People who added this item 2029 Average listal rating (1370 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.6
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Danny Glover is determined to win this staring contest.
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People who added this item 252 Average listal rating (190 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6
Steven Seagal thinks William Forsythe is a chicken shit fucking pussy asshole who likes to pervert kids n' stuff.


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People who added this item 55 Average listal rating (23 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.3
Sammo Hung can kill you with ANYTHING.
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People who added this item 812 Average listal rating (571 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.9
Bruce Willis advises you not to touch him again.
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People who added this item 1222 Average listal rating (840 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.2
Point Break (1991)
Keanu Reeves is young, dumb and full of cum.


...and Gary Busey was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face!!!
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People who added this item 74 Average listal rating (51 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 7.2
Full Contact (1992)
Anthony Wong is gonna have to call you right back.
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People who added this item 780 Average listal rating (544 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6
Jean Claude Van Damme really really enjoys diner food.
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People who added this item 2607 Average listal rating (1735 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.6
Samuel L. Jackson wants to know where the hell you are going McClane!?!?
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People who added this item 67 Average listal rating (41 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 7.1
Tiger on Beat (1988)
Gordon Liu has a friend he'd like to introduce you to.
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People who added this item 2175 Average listal rating (1485 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7.2
True Lies (1994)
Jamie Lee Curtis is doing it very slowly, doing it doucemo.
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People who added this item 419 Average listal rating (287 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.5
Road House (1989)
Patrick Swayze isn't very good at the Heimlich Maneuver.
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People who added this item 1482 Average listal rating (1061 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.7
Brian Dennehy wishes you would leave his town...now.
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People who added this item 114 Average listal rating (85 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6
Dark Angel (1990)
Dolph Lundgren eats aliens armed with lethal flying discs, Guyver like forearm blades, and huge automatic weaponry for breakfast.
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People who added this item 48 Average listal rating (27 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.2
Off Limits (1988)
Gregory Hines bout to John Woo some shit.
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People who added this item 690 Average listal rating (498 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.5
Under Siege (1992)
Tommy Lee Jones's favorite story is the Three Little Pigs.
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People who added this item 5157 Average listal rating (3469 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 8
Michael Biehn would like you to know that if you wish to continue to possess a pulse then you should put one foot in front of the other in the same direction he is going yet slightly behind.
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People who added this item 72 Average listal rating (38 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.9
Shakedown (1988)
Sam Elliot and Peter Weller have the afternoon off...from ass whoopin'.
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People who added this item 53 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.7
Gary Busey sticks a lubed up piece of dynamite up a guy's butt.
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People who added this item 92 Average listal rating (67 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 5.9
Stone Cold (1991)
Brian Bosworth is like a chameleon...with a Boz cut.
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People who added this item 307 Average listal rating (220 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.5
Raw Deal (1986)
Robert Davi doesn't care for the new guy.
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People who added this item 2370 Average listal rating (1585 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.1
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Bruce Willis could really use a Carl Winslow right about now.
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People who added this item 62 Average listal rating (46 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.7
Army of One (1993)
Dolph Lundgren has a subtle way of letting you know you fucked up.
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People who added this item 457 Average listal rating (289 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6
Doug Hutchinson wants his applesauce back.
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People who added this item 1583 Average listal rating (1113 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.6
Wesley Snipes only has one thing to say, "Teddy Bear."
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People who added this item 188 Average listal rating (116 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.4
Chow Yun Fat is surrounded by bodies and blood and entrails. And he's exhausted.
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People who added this item 2535 Average listal rating (1680 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.5
RoboCop (1987)
Peter Weller could really use a hand here.
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People who added this item 141 Average listal rating (92 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.1
Ricochet (1991)
John Lithgow only flosses with a certain kind of floss.
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People who added this item 133 Average listal rating (101 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.3
Chuck Norris looks forward to kicking your ass.
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People who added this item 47 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6
Jeff Speakman wishes you WOULD have done that.
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People who added this item 451 Average listal rating (322 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.1
Hard Target (1993)
Lance Henriksen is gonna find you.
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Jeff Wincott will kill you fifteen times before he lets you die.
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People who added this item 3383 Average listal rating (2329 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.2
Speed (1994)
Dennis Hopper IS shorter.
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People who added this item 1029 Average listal rating (700 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.6
Jesse Ventura will get that booger for ya.
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People who added this item 98 Average listal rating (67 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 6.6
Powers Booth can not stand Nick Nolte back sweat.
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People who added this item 38 Average listal rating (27 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.9
Michael Dudikoff is bout to get him some forest vengeance.
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People who added this item 1582 Average listal rating (1047 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.2
Mel Gibson is a pervert.
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People who added this item 170 Average listal rating (127 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.6
Death Warrant (1990)
Patrick Kilpatrick still thinks it's funny his mom actually named him Patrick considering his last name is Kilpatrick.
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People who added this item 158 Average listal rating (116 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.3
Chuck Norris would like to know why you interrupted his happy time.
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Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Jan 10 16:18
Great films. You had me laughing with these tag lines.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Jan 11 18:55
great tag lines
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at May 14 6:31
Great list and pictures
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at May 27 14:19
Great list, I had forgot about American Ninja
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at May 27 18:28
This is a great list! a lot of this movies were the first action movies I saw and enjoyed.
Love the tag lines. Nice job!
Posted: 6 years ago at Aug 15 10:11
Dude, I love this list! Classic...
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Apr 17 9:27
I miss old fashioned action like this. No one will ever beat the old Arnie movies.
Posted: 5 years ago at Aug 7 17:44
Lovable list.
Posted: 5 years ago at Aug 7 22:20
you are the man
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Nov 5 7:59
Beautiful stuff!!
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Mar 4 19:26
movies are good but you have very childish humour
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Mar 6 3:43
oh no! fart fart burp fart! not that! Try to enjoy yourself instead of being uptight. Life is more fun that way.
Posted: 7 months, 4 weeks ago at Dec 23 16:00
This is a hard, awesome action list! Nice work.

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