List added by E-Mies on 14 August 2009 05:33

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4.1

1. Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia (2009)

Director: Tim Matheson

Awful and boring WWE-movie with ghastly acting and dryish action. Low-time adrenaline and soporific ending. Useless piece of shit.

E-Mies's rating:

3.1

4.6

2. Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil (2006)

Director: James Dodson

Poor low-budjet-action with expressionless actors, badly executed scenes and totally fucked up totality.

E-Mies's rating:

162

3.4

2.5

3. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)

Director: Alan Metter

Stupid low-time and anti-funny multi-sequel. So boring and repeating that it makes you yawning constantly whole 90 minutes and maybe even after that...

E-Mies's rating:

270

3.4

2.6

4. Date Movie (2006)

Director: Aaron Seltzer

If you aren't interested in childish "poop-and-sex-humor", don't watch it...

E-Mies's rating:

292

3.1

2.2

5. Epic Movie (2007)

Director(s): Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg

Same as Date Movie (Look above). Fuckin' childish humor, where directors Seltzer and Friedberg try to make fun of famous movie characters with poop-and-sex-humor. So Irritating...

E-Mies's rating:

2.7

1.6

6. Disaster Movie (2008)

Get's rating when I have time and patience to watch it.

2.8

7. Son of the Mask (2005)

Over-childish, affected and tiresome wannabe-movie pulls you really to nervous brakedown. Seriously, dont watch it. You won't miss a thing.

E-Mies's rating:

117

3.7

2.7

8. Rollerball (2002)

E-Mies's rating:

3.4

1.8

9. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

E-Mies's rating:

2.4

10. Bottoms Up (2006)

E-Mies's rating:

1.7

11. The Hillz (2004)

E-Mies's rating:

1.6

12. Pledge This! (2006)

E-Mies's rating:

2.2

13. Nine Lives (2002)

E-Mies's rating:

14. Adam & Evil (2004)

150

3.2

2.6

15. BloodRayne (2005)

120

2.8

2.3

16. Alone in the Dark (2005)

2.7

17. House of the Dead (2003)

1.6

2.4

18. BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007)

123

2.9

2.4

19. Meet the Spartans (2008)

Get's rating when I have time and patience to watch it.

1308

4.4

3.5

20. Batman & Robin (1997)

E-Mies's rating:

3.5

3.6

21. Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

E-Mies's rating:

1445

5.3

5.4

22. Batman Forever (1995)

E-Mies's rating:

231

4.2

4.1

23. XXX: State of the Union (2005)

E-Mies's rating:

3.6

5.1

24. Sniper 3 (2004)

E-Mies's rating:

249

4.4

3.9

25. Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)

E-Mies's rating:

209

3.4

26. Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)

E-Mies's rating:

156

3.7

3.2

27. Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)

E-Mies's rating:

466

3.9

3.3

28. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

E-Mies's rating:

293

4.9

5.7

29. You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Get's rating when I have time and patience to watch it.

1222

6.2

6.7

30. Click (2006)

E-Mies's rating:

653

5.6

5.7

31. The Waterboy (1998)

E-Mies's rating:

273

4.9

4.6

32. The Grudge 2 (2006)

6.5

6.6

33. Rogue (2007)

E-Mies's rating:

3.7

3.6

34. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

116

4.7

3.9

35. The Love Guru (2008)

506

4.3

4.1

36. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

E-Mies's rating:

982

6.4

37. Night at the Museum (2006)

E-Mies's rating:

262

4.4

38. American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005)

E-Mies's rating:

176

4.2

39. American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006)

E-Mies's rating:

1186

7.4

40. Transformers (2007)

Get's rating when I have time and patience to watch it.

398

6.4

6.1

41. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Get's rating when I have time and patience to watch it.

200

4.7

42. Spy Hard (1996)

E-Mies's rating:

2.2

43. The Greenskeeper (2002)

E-Mies's rating:

803

4.8

44. Godzilla (1998)

E-Mies's rating:

401

3.6

3.2

45. Catwoman (2004)

E-Mies's rating:

5.1

3.2

46. Dance Flick (2009)

204

3.7

47. Norbit (2007)

E-Mies's rating:

273

4.6

4.4

48. Rocky V (1990)

E-Mies's rating:

2.6

2.3

49. Gigli (2003)

E-Mies's rating:

2.7

50. Uuno Turhapuron veli (1994)

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edwardsheroin

Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago at Aug 16 5:57

Two list-worthy movies: Dance Flick and You don't mess with the Zohan. Good job!

diabolical dr voodoo

Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago at Aug 16 7:20

Transformers 1 & 2!

Shaun

Posted : 3 months ago at Aug 17 13:06

Thank you for attempting to help us retain precious moments in our lives we may have lost wasting time with these movies!

dizzy_claire

Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Aug 29 0:49

I definitely agree with all of these...except for Not Another Teen Movie, because for some reason I enjoy that movie. :P

CharlieBlue

Posted : 1 month, 1 week ago at Oct 12 15:12

I really like "Doom", "Godzilla" and all "Police Academy" movies. Maybe also one or two others.

Else I agree with all others.

jay-jay

Posted : 1 month, 1 week ago at Oct 12 21:33

I agree with some on this list but others I wondering what u were smoking

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There is somekind of movies that you don't want to watch. Seriously, these movies aren't just as bad as you can imagine, they are so useless, unnecessary piece of shit that only one look can make you a nice headache. This list contains all the shittiest movies that I know and what I truly don't want to recommend. Watch only for insane interests or drunked. Camp-movies aren't included because they are purposely bad, these movies aren't. List is in progress, I would like to hear any horrible recommends and comments.


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