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on 3 Mar 2011 12:10

 
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Bottom-20 of All Time

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People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (8 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 2.7 
1. The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven (1998)
Carmen Electra jumps around in a knife-mask and a PVC jumpsuit and there is some utter nonsense about the legend of the Raven and the Wolf. The director is some old Playboy-dude and the movie is made in that sense. Carmen Electra has a body double on every nude scene and they haven't even tried to get a girl who has the same hair colour as she does.
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People who added this item 2058  Average listal rating (1320 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 7.1 
2. The Passion of the Christ (2004)
"Bah bah, I have a message when I show jewish people beating up Jesus for two hours and every christian in the world thinks that my movie is an important one."
-Mel Gibson

I personally would have nothing against a two-hour exploitative gorefest on Jesus, but come on! The reputation and hype made this movie such that you can't be a good christian if you don't like this, because this is IMPORTANT.
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People who added this item 17  Average listal rating (15 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 3.9 
3. Corrupt (1999)
I can't really tell the difference between the next three rapper movies by Albert Pyun. Everyone has the same Ice-T song playing over and over again and REALLY UGLY filter effects that make the picture look awful. Couldn't get a hang of the plot of any of these even if I tried.
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People who added this item 15  Average listal rating (12 ratings) 3  IMDB Rating 4.1 
4. The Wrecking Crew (2000)
Same garbage as above.
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People who added this item 22  Average listal rating (14 ratings) 3.1  IMDB Rating
5. Urban Menace (1999)
If I remember correctly, Snoop Dogg turns into Batman at some point so it makes this the best one of the trilogy.
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People who added this item 628  Average listal rating (427 ratings) 2.9  IMDB Rating 2.6 
6. Meet the Spartans (2008)
A completely retarded excuse to put some poor celebrity impersonators at work. You have no idea who they are trying to depict before the characters shout things like "Look, Paris Hilton!" to clarify that to you. The movie doesn't even end after the end credits, but they show you even more of those shitty ways to kick people in the hole because there was that scene in 300 and then there are like 300 scenes of that in this because it's soooo funnyyyy ha ha ha ha ha.
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People who added this item 22  Average listal rating (17 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating 6.9 
7. Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)
I've loved the first three Star Wars movies since I was like 5 years old so this is just too much, especially since I hate Steve Oedekerk's childish humor.
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People who added this item 581  Average listal rating (358 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.2 
8. The Covenant (2006)
A childish excuse to put teenage douchebags without their shirts flying and blowing things up with crappy CGI and so fast-paced editing that it's impossible to tell what happens in the final fight, except for that everything explodes.
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People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 4  IMDB Rating 4.5 
9. Fist of Legend 2: Iron Bodyguards (1996)
I guess this tries to be a sequel to the Jet Li movie, but I'm not sure. It has stock footage from a 70's kung fu movie and some Russian dude who kind of acts like he belongs in the movie but he doesn't.
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People who added this item 44  Average listal rating (25 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating
10. Highlander: The Source (2007)
I'm a Highlander fanatic so this filter-fest just burns my eyes. Queen's awesome soundtrack is replaced by horrible metalcore versions of their songs and then there are some CGI mutants who look as good as the filters that are in EVERY scene of the movie. Oh and normally I couldn't care less if something doesn't add up to the Highlander continuum since the whole thing is so fucked up, but the way they try to explain everything in this one is just too much for me.
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People who added this item 2476  Average listal rating (1571 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 4.8 
11. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Ugly action scenes, ugly women trying to be sexy, this "hilarious" over-the-top strong women kicking butt aspect and the fact that Charlie's Angels movies ruined the series which I liked very much for me forever.
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People who added this item 910  Average listal rating (563 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
12. The Sweetest Thing (2002)
I just HATE Cameron Diaz. Talentless ugly idiot trying to be so strong and singing about things that are too big to fit in here. But oh it's a girls' movie, you can't get it if you are a man.
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People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (8 ratings) 2.3  IMDB Rating 4.7 
13. Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1996)
We watched all Nemesis movies in one go with some friends and after the second one we needed to get shitfaced so we bought a truckload of beer but it didn't kick in during this one so this is the one that gave the most horrible memories.
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People who added this item 145  Average listal rating (95 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating 4.5 
14. Dark Floors (2008)
A completely retarded effort to put the characters in front of the members of Finnish copycat hard rock band Lordi.
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People who added this item 3723  Average listal rating (2434 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 5.5 
15. Charlie's Angels (2000)
Same thing as with the sequel.
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People who added this item 3155  Average listal rating (2136 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.9 
16. Van Helsing (2004)
Aaaww yeaah, gothic vampire idiots and everything flies and explodes in very ugly CGI. Lasts for like 135 minutes which is 130 minutes too much. If I want to see Van Helsing, it had better be Peter Cushing in a Hammer production.
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People who added this item 57  Average listal rating (36 ratings) 3  IMDB Rating 1.3 
17. Black Dahlia (2006)
Ugly filters, cheap digital film, bad actors who look like they're fresh out of high-school and a total lack of skill to tell what the hell is going on.
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People who added this item 12  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating 5.3 
18. Arcade (1993)
VERY ugly CGI and the unique touch of shitmaster Albert Pyun who is really wrecking havoc on this list.
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People who added this item 23  Average listal rating (18 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 5.9 
19. Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers (2002)
Babylon 5 was always about characters and plot so let's make a movie where the plot is horrible, characters shallow and then decide it needs Dragonball Z action scenes.
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People who added this item 227  Average listal rating (150 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.1 
20. Game of Death (1978)
This one on the list is Robert Clouse's complete rape of Bruce Lee's original idea. Total americanized shit that cuts the awesome end battle scene from 50 minutes to 10 minutes. The complete 50-minute battle scene, which is included as a DVD extra on some versions, is pure gold. This is a horrible way to rape a legend.
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20 worst movies I've seen until 4th of March 2011. Again, it is for a listing project.

And of course, these are objective so you should all think the way I think.

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Posted: 3 years ago at Apr 2 16:21
Agree with all but the first Charlie's Angels...granted, it's not like the original but in my opinion, it isn't completely terrible...good list though otherwise!=)

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