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A Slice of America: Mork & Mindy

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People who added this item 442 Average listal rating (319 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 0
Years: 1978-1982
Broadcaster: ABC
Genre: Sitcom
Written by: Tom Tenowich, April Kelly, Ed Scharlach,
Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson, David Misch, Wendy Kout,
George Zateslo, Cindy Begel, Lesa Kite, Gordon Mitchell,
Lloyd Turner, Alan Eisenstock, Larry Mintz, John B. Collins,
Deborah Raznick, Bruce Kalish, Philip John Taylor, Andrew Guerdat,
Steve Kreinberg, Ron Osborn, Jeff Reno, Winifred Hervey,
Neil Lebowitz, David O'Malley, Brian Levant, Richard Rosenstock,
Roy Teicher, Michael Endler, Simon Muntner, Ben Starr,
Stuart Gillard, James Klein, Jim Fisher, Jim Staahl,
Gene Braunstein, Richard Gurman, Bob Perlow,
Garry Marshall, Joe Glauberg
Stars: Robin Williams, Pam Dawber
Episodes: 91
Episode Average: 6.70*
BEST EPISODES:
Mork's Mixed Emotions (1979), Reflections and Regrets (1981)
*not including appearances in Happy Days
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People who added this item 697 Average listal rating (506 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 0

HAPPY DAYS
APPEARANCES

(1978-1979)




S5E22

MY FAVORITE ORKAN

Originally broadcast: 28 February 1978
Directed by: Jerry Paris
Written by: Joe Glauberg
Richie's ridiculed at Arnold's after claiming that he saw a flying saucer, Mork from Ork arrives on Earth in search of someone humdrum for an experiment, and Fonzie manages to defy the finger during a 'holitacker'.

"I use this. I can also use it as a weapon to immobilise you. Eh... Not now. I can also point with it. I can scratch with it. I can call people with it. Hey, you, come here. Unique, isn't it?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S6E24

MORK RETURNS

Originally broadcast: 6 March 1979
Directed by: Jerry Paris
Written by: Joe Glauberg
Mrs C's birthday celebrations are brought to an unexpected standstill, Mork from Ork spins back from the future to ask about relationships, and Richie and Fonzie are given a chance to experience finger power.

"Whoa. I still respect you."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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SEASON ONE

(1978-1979)
24 episodes
Season Score: 184
Episode Average: 7.67
Perfect 10's: 4
S1E1

PILOT

Originally broadcast: 14 September 1978
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven
Mork meets a new friend when Orson sends him to study planet Earth, Mindy's father isn't happy when he learns that she's living with someone, and the search begins for a voice that's more acceptable to earthlings.

"Sorry. I've learned a lot of things since last night. Let me examine them. Number one, this phoney voice... Number two, don't drink with my finger. Number three, don't sit on my face."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E2

MORK MOVES IN

Originally broadcast: 21 September 1978
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
Mindy's not happy about having to get rid of her exciting new lodger, revealing the truth about being an alien only makes Fred more insistent, and Mork gets a little bezurb after tasting ginger ale for the first time.

"Good, I'll sleep with you. I'm always willing to learn."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E3

MORK RUNS AWAY

Originally broadcast: 28 September 1978
Directed by: Joel Zwick
Written by: April Kelly
Fred's given reason enough to endure the horror of a basketball game, Mindy's eyes leak when her date reacts badly to her living with a man, and Mork becomes a Friend of Venus after running away from home.

"Then some man asked me to pass him his coffee, so I did. He didn't catch it, though. But your father caught it with his pants. Then it was his turn to dance."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9

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S1E4

MORK IN LOVE

Originally broadcast: 5 October 1978
Directed by: Harvey Medlinsky
Written by: Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
Mindy's asked to explain the most complicated human emotion of all, Mork announces that he's fallen in love with a mannequin called Dolly, and Fred finds a much better use for the $2000 he's saved for a Cadillac.

"Oh, yes. It took 15 years for us to realise it was love at first sight."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E5

MORK'S SEDUCTION

Originally broadcast: 12 October 1978
Directed by: Harvey Medlinsky
Written by: Neil Leobwitz
Mork's encouraged to get out into the world and meet new people, Mindy's old rival spots an opportunity to finally get her revenge, and news of another woman on the scene gives Fred cause for celebration.

I took a bath, did you?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E6

MORK GOES PUBLIC

Originally broadcast: 19 October 1978
Directed by: Joel Zwick
Written by: David Misch, April Kelly
A downturn in sales leaves Fred unable to hire a plumber to fix a leak, a reporter from the Boulder Evening News investigates sightings of a UFO, and Mork considers turning himself in as gratitude for a lifesaving act.

"A bottle? My grandfather was a bottle and he died a broken man."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E7

TO TELL THE TRUTH

Originally broadcast: 2 November 1978
Directed by: Joel Zwick
Written by: April Kelly
Mork's told never to lie again after splinking about the chance of rain, Mindy feels terrible about a decision to confront the store landlord, and Fred can't believe it when a one-time miracle is wasted on a monster.

"Look at me. I'm dripping! My clothes are soggy and my skin is all wet. I hate getting wet. I'm gonna go take a shower."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E8

MORK THE GULLIBLE

Originally broadcast: 9 November 1978
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Neil Lebowitz
Mindy tries to explain why you can't just give things away to strangers, Mork lets an escaped prisoner go so he can visit his sick mother, and religious persecution gives Exidor a chance to talk about his new faith.

"It was then that I realised that my faith had been misplace and I began my quest for truth. I tried Buddhism, Catholicism, Judaism, Punch and Judaism. But nothing worked for me."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E9

A MOMMY FOR MORKY

Originally broadcast: 16 November 1978
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich
A pregnant woman makes Mork think about having a mother of his own, Mindy worries about the prospect of starting a family with her ex-fiancé, and a giant three-year-old proves to be somewhat more than a handful.

"Dan? That guy you're been eating around with?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E10

MORK'S GREATEST HITS

Originally broadcast: 23 November 1978
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: David Misch
A womanising bully looks for revenge after being ridiculed in The Eatery, Mindy explains that you sometimes have to protect the people you love, and Mork refuses to humiliate himself by resorting to physical violence.

"I'm gonna make my stand sitting down."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S1E11

OLD FEARS

Originally broadcast: 30 November 1978
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
Cora's left feeling devastated and alone when one her friends dies, Mork decides to use his Orkan age machine to bring a man into her life, and a worried Mindy points out why good intentions aren't always a good idea.

"Come along, sweet pea, we can't keep those statues waiting. This time of year, the fig leaves begin to fall."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E12

MORK'S FIRST CHRISTMAS

Originally broadcast: 14 December 1978
Directed by: Jeff Chambers
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson,
Tom Tenowich, April Kelly
Mork panics when an epidemic called Christmas takes over the town, Mindy's not too happy about spending the festivities with Susan, and Eugene explains that it's perfectly acceptable to make homemade gifts.

"We've got to get out of here. The whole town's under martial law. There's a fat dude in a red suit on every corner. and he called... he's called Santa Claws."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E13

MORK AND THE IMMIGRANT

Originally broadcast: 11 January 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: David O'Malley, April Kelly,
Tom Tenowich
Mork invites a Russian immigrant to be a member of his new democracy, Mindy's not too pleased about the sudden arrival of a second lodger, and a need to register as an alien means a visit to the immigration bureau.

"This pen's on a leash. What's wrong? Did you write a bad cheque?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S1E14

MORK THE TOLERANT

Originally broadcast: 18 January 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
Mork tries to use friendship to appease a very grouchy new neighbour, the demands of an awkward customer are met with a wall of calmness, and Mindy protests at being expected to cook for an unwanted guest.

"A little cheese for the three of us. A little fromage à trois."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E15

YOUNG LOVE

Originally broadcast: 25 January 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich, April Kelly
Eugene says goodbye when his mother drives him into running away, meeting a reluctant young piano student leads to love at first sight, and Mork learns about wedding customs so he can make the union official.

"I'm really impressed with how your police deal with tension here by throwing parties for the citizens. I saw this one policeman who had stopped a guy and was teaching him how to dance by touching his nose and going, 'Come on now. Can you do it'. And when he did that well, he gave him a present. He gave him a chance to blow up a balloon and then he gave him a massage and a free ride in his car. I was so impressed, I jumped out of the crowd that was watching and said, 'Police hospitality! Police hospitality!'"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E16

SKYFLAKES KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD

Originally broadcast: 1 February 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mindy needs some relaxation after finally completing a difficult report, the future Emperor of Earth offers uses of his summer home, and Mork realises that he hasn't got a key after a long hike through the woods.

"I can't find the matches. I can't feel my pockets. I can't feel my hands. I got frostbite. Oh, I got gloves on."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E17

MORK GOES ERK

Originally broadcast: 8 February 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell,
Tom Tenowich, April Kelly
Mindy's devastated at news that Mork is to be transferred elsewhere, Bickley looks to share his depression after losing his greeting card gift, and Susan insists that an ERK seminar will provide all the answers.

"It's Zen-O-Matic, the exciting new kitchen tool that does absolutely nothing. That's right. It can't dice, it can't peel, it can't chop. It won't even make julienne fries whatever those are. That's right, Zen-O-Matic does diddly for you. Yes, the exciting new kitchen tool from the people who brought you frozen sand and electric toothpaste. Send absolutely nothing today to Buddha Productions care of Nevada, Box: ummmmmm. Get one today!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9

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S1E18

YES SIR, THAT'S MY BABY

Originally broadcast: 15 February 1979
Directed by: Jeff Chambers
Written by: April Kelly, Tom Tenowich
A moment with a baby in the music store makes Mork want one of his own, a man visits the apartment offering to sell him one for $10,000, and Mindy agrees to help the FBI put an end to the baby snatching business.

"The beautiful princess said, 'If I kiss you, will you buy me a Halston dress and take to Long Island and build me a condominium?' And the jive toad said, 'Sure, Mama, anything you want'. And so the princess kissed the ugly toad, and lo and behold, she croaked. She keeled right over. And her little tiny crown rolled down the hill, because the toad was wearing poisoned lip gloss. Here's the moral of the story. Never kiss a toad in drag."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S1E19

MORK'S MIXED EMOTIONS

Originally broadcast: 22 February 1979
Directed by: Jeff Chambers
Written by: Tom Tenowich, Ed Scharlach,
April Kelly
Mindy decides to spend her birthday with someone very special to her, Mork locks his feelings away behind a door at the back of his mind, and an attempt to tease them back out leads to an emotional explosion.

"But Mindy, that's a no-no, no-no for a nanu, nanu!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E20

MORK'S NIGHT OUT

Originally broadcast: 8 March 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
An illness in the family sees Mork entertaining himself for the weekend, Bickley's not happy when an offer of free drinks leads to a swingers bar, and a mother and daughter ask for help to fend off unwanted attention.

"Bring me a Shirley Temple and hold the curls. I don't want a hairball."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S1E21

IN MORK WE TRUST

Originally broadcast: 15 March 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Michael Endler
Mindy's necklace goes missing when a party comes to a premature end, Detective Mork manages to offend every friend with a telephone, and Bickley gets a little button-happy after stealing the Orkan age machine.

And stop putting ice cubes in your drinks. You know what it's like being under 13 people all tinkling at once?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E22

MORK RUNS DOWN

Originally broadcast: 12 April 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Ben Starr
Orson delivers a Gleek recharger to keep Mork alive beyond his first birthday, Mindy's friend offers to solve the problem of finding a suitable job , and Fred sends for a doctor when the batteries run close to empty.

"No, no, no, not the Vitamin Bender, the Vitamin Vendor. Yes, that's V as in 'vendor'. E as in 'endor'. 'N' as in 'ndor."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S1E23

IT'S A WONDERFUL MORK

Originally broadcast: 3 May 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Ed Scharlach, Tom Tenowich
Mork asks to return home after messing things up for Fred and Mindy, Orson offers a chance to see how life would have been without him, and watching from the sidelines turns out be an unbearable experience.

"Right now, I feel like a light bulb in Buckingham Palace. A royal screw-up."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S1E24

MORK'S BEST FRIEND

Originally broadcast: 10 May 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Simon Muntner
Mork introduces Mindy to the caterpillar that followed him home, Bickley refuses to accept that a bug can be a better pet than a dog, and Exidor springs into action to bring Abraham Lincoln as a sacred cow.

"You made friends with a fuzzy Tootsie Roll?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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SEASON TWO

(1979-1980)
24 episodes
Season Score: 150
Episode Average: 6.25
Perfect 10's: 2
S2E1

MORK IN WONDERLAND

Originally broadcast: 16 September 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mork reports that he's been breaking streetlights in a bid to save energy, Mindy panics when cold medication triggers a shrinking process, and total disappearance leads to a tiny universe where humour is outlawed.

"You look like a Ku Klux candy cane."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3

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S2E2

STARK RAVING MORK

Originally broadcast: 23 September 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: April Kelly
Bickley invites Mork to join him for lunch at a newly opened delicatessen, an argument between the owners leads to an idea about making up, and Mindy reacts badly to being targeted by an inexcusable torrent of insults.

"Well, he real reason I said those things is, you know, it's a full moon. Look what happened. You see, already it's taking effect. And... I'm a weremork. I hate to tell you that, Mindy."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E3

MORK'S BABY BLUES

Originally broadcast: 30 September 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: David Misch, April Kelly
Mork boasts about his sudden wealth after winning a game of Monopoly, a gold digger with crossed wires wastes no time in dragging him home, and talk of getting married and having children leaves Mindy devastated.

"Oh, Remo, what happened? Did Picasso throw up on you?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E4

DR. MORKENSTEIN

Originally broadcast: 7 October 1979
Directed by: Harvey Medlinsky
Written by: Bruce Kalish, Philip John Taylor
Mork gets a job working as a nightwatchman at the science exhibition, an out-of-date robot is given feelings just in time for his own death, and Jeanie and Remo are delighted about an idea to get people into the deli.

"Mo, this is an apartment. A home is where he belongs."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 6

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S2E5

MORK VS. MINDY

Originally broadcast: 14 October 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: David Misch
Mindy takes a job with her cousin when he decides to go into politics, Mork's given an executive role on the campaign after getting fired again, and Nelson announces a way of turning two new employees into one.

"Oh, don't you want cream? I have the history of coffee right here. We're got the cappuccino, we have a little bit of espresso right there. Woah! We've got your coffee with cream, without cream, with sugar, with lots of sugar, for your hypoglycemics and coffee with no coffee at all. Oh, listen, can you hear inflation? Too late."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S2E6

MORK GETS MINDY-ITIS

Originally broadcast: 7 October 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich
Nelson storms out when his campaign party ideas are met with laughter, Mork realises that an allergic reaction must be connected to being near Mindy, and Exidor suggests that an injection might solve the problem.

"Another Wang, Mr. Eggroll?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E7

A MORKVILLE HORROR

Originally broadcast: 28 October 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich, Ed Scharlach
Mindy struggles with the idea of selling her childhood home to Bickley, Exidor turns up in the closet after a series of spooky happenings, and Jeanie's research suggests that the house might actually be haunted.

"Mork, you're acting like a child. Now will you get in here and hold my hand?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 8

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S2E8

MORK'S HEALTH HINTS

Originally broadcast: 4 November 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: David Misch
Remo's unimpressed when Mork puts customers off eating in the deli, Mindy goes missing after going into hospital to have her tonsils out, and a patient mix-up leads to preparation for a more serious operation.

"Get back! I have a thermometer here, and you don't know where it's been."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E9

DIAL 'N' FOR NELSON

Originally broadcast: 11 November 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: David Misch, April Kelly
Nelson decides to go into hiding after receiving threatening phone calls, making a list of enemies points straight towards the local strip joint, and Mindy protests at the idea of getting on stage as the Boulder Bombshell.

"Order some pizzas, Mind. Make them frozen pizzas. That way, we can suck on them, they'll last longer."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S2E10

MORK VS. THE NECROTONS

Originally broadcast: 18 November 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Alan Eisenstock, Larry Mintz
Orson makes an emergency call about Necroton's plan to destroy Earth, Mork escapes after being captured and tortured with physical pleasure, and an order to kidnap Mindy leaves him with no choice but to return.

"Mindy, it's all right for me to sit on my face but I don't think you can."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E11

HOLD THAT MORK

Originally broadcast: 25 November 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Bruce Kalish, Philip John Taylor
Mork doesn't want to face Mindy after losing his job in the pet store, a performance in the deli leads to an idea about becoming a cheerleader, and Nelson plays the discrimination card to ensure a place on the squad.

"Yeah, it was really horrible. You can't imagine the sight of a chimpanzee trying to peel a goldfish like a banana."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S2E12

THE EXIDOR AFFAIR

Originally broadcast: 2 December 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mindy protests at having to cook dinner for Exidor and his new fiancée, Ambrosia comes as a shock when she turns out to be a meter maid, and Pepe the imaginary friend is used as a handy excuse to call things off.

"Mork, this may come as a bit of a surprise, but I am just a little eccentric."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E13

THE MORK SYNDROME

Originally broadcast: 9 December 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: April Kelly, David O'Malley
Mork talks about his desire to travel to different parts of the world, Remo suggests joining the Air Force as a way of doing it all for free, and Mindy insists on taking action when she hears about a nuclear cover-up.

"Well, I'm not supposed to tell you, it was all done on the Q-Tip."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3

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S2E14

EXIDOR'S WEDDING

Originally broadcast: 16 December 1979
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mindy helps Ambrosia put the finishing touches to her wedding plans, Exidor's long-lost mother goes to great lengths to cancel the union, and the bachelor party ends early when guests object to the entertainment.

"Who wants to see a movie, 'Bambi Does Yosemite'?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E15

A MOMMY FOR MINDY

Originally broadcast: 3 January 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: April Kelly
Fred returns to Boulder with news that he's become a husband again, Mork can't hide his excitement at finally having somebody to call 'Mom', and Mindy struggles with the idea that her mother has been replaced.

"You know, I wanna get something for the both of them. Maybe a negligee built for two."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E16

THE NIGHT THEY RAIDED MIND-SKI'S

Originally broadcast: 10 January 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Ed Scharlach, Tom Tenowich
Nelson recruits Mork to reach out to organisations who will support him, Mindy's horrified when a new group of friends turn out to be bigots, and the truth about Polish heritage leads to an act of mindless vandalism.

"Mr. Blake, I believe that the American people are crying out for leadership, and I wanna give them something to cry about."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E17

MORK LEARNS TO SEE

Originally broadcast: 17 January 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Ed Scharlach, Tom Tenowich
A bad case of Orksickness puts paid to any ideas of going on a hiking trip, a blind visitor leaves Mork wanting to see things in a different way, and efforts are made to reunite Mr. Bickley with his son after twelve years.

"I wanna fly the universe,
It just seems to make it worse,
I can't get it off my mind,
I ain't had a close encounter of any kind.
'Na-news' is good news,
That why I'm singin' these Orkan blues."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E18

MORK'S VACATION

Originally broadcast: 24 January 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Ed Scharlach, Tom Tenowich
Mork announces that he's sending his mind away on a space vacation, Mindy's faced with an Orkan-shaped cat from the plant Murowr, and a sleazy second visitor gives Jeanie and Remo's mother cause for concern.

"Mindy calling Orson, Mindy calling Orson, come in, Orson. Yo, Your Fattitude!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E19

JEANIE LOVES MORK

Originally broadcast: 31 January 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Ed Scharlach, Tom Tenowich,
Steve Kreinberg, Andrew Guerdat
Mindy takes a job writing the Miss Lonely Hearts newspaper column, Mork tries to help when one of the letters turns out to be from Jeanie, and two days of bliss suggest that she's found the man of her dreams.

"Oh, that's wonderful, Mind. You're gonna make Abby crabby."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E20

LITTLE ORPHAN MORKIE

Originally broadcast: 7 February 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Bruce Kalish, Philip John Taylor
Mork receives a letter from the Department of Immigration, a meeting with Judge Baker reveals that he has five days to avoid deportation, and an adoption idea sees Exidor pretending to be a different kind of crazy.

"If I duck a question, they'll think I'm chicken, and my goose is cooked."
HOLY GODIVA4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E21

LOONEY TUNES AND MORKIE MELODIES

Originally broadcast: 14 February 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich, Ed Scharlach
Nelson manages to arrange a spot on television for his campaign speech, Mindy questions whether 7am on a Saturday is the ideal time for politics, and Mork suggests making use of his job at the kiddies daycare centre.

"There goes the neighbourhood. Oh, yeah. Well, Mr. Weasel, you'll have to give a big introduction while I scrape the neighbours off my pants."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E22

CLERICAL ERROR

Originally broadcast: 28 February 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: April Kelly
Remo makes a cake in preparation for a wedding reception at the deli, Mindy laughs off the idea of Mork wanting to become a priest, and a suicidal man gets an unexpected response when he visits the church.

"Mork. Hold the mayo."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S2E23

INVASION OF THE MORK SNATCHERS

Originally broadcast: 20 March 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich, Ed Scharlach
Mindy bans shopaholic Mork from watching commercials on television, Mr. Bickley finds himself sharing the couch with his neighbour, and a series of nightmares see Mr. Persuasion grabbing at a new consumer.

"Over, here, we have a little birdseed so now we can grow a canary."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S2E24

THE WAY MORK WERE

Originally broadcast: 1 May 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: April Kelly, David Misch
Mork gets disturbed while preparing a genuine Orkan dinner for two, Fred starts to question whether getting married was such a good idea, and Mindy explains how she adapted to living with someone so different.

"Oh, it is. See, you Earthlings load up your food with chemicals. We Orkans have totally eliminated the food."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4
Onion Jack's rating:
Rate:
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SEASON THREE

(1980-1981)
21 episodes
Season Score: 158
Episode Average: 7.52
Perfect 10's: 3
S3E1

PUTTING THE ORK BACK IN MORK

Originally broadcast: 13 November 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Ed Scharlach, Tom Tenowich
Mindy worries about Mork when he starts to act like a boring Earthling, Orson warns that he may have to return to Ork and be painted purple, and an Orkan Elder arrives on Earth in a bid to reverse the process.

"We have another story today. I'm sorry about yesterday's story. That was one by Stephen King, and naptime didn't go very well, did it?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S3E2

MORK IN NEVER-NEVER LAND

Originally broadcast: 20 November 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Wendy Kout
Mindy waits anxiously for news about whether she's won a scholarship, Mork learns that his pen pal is Peter Pan when he visits him in hospital, and news that not everybody has the same freedom leads to a breakout.

"I think that fairy sold you some bum dust, Pete."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E3

DUELING SKATES

Originally broadcast: 27 November 1980
Directed by: Garry Marshall
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mindy's horrified at plans to turn the daycare centre into a roller rink, Mork challenges the owner to a race despite not being able to skate, and a shady second ensures that the cross country race is anything but fair.

"Are we writing a little cheque that our feet can't cash maybe?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E4

MORK THE PRANKSTER

Originally broadcast: 4 December 1980
Directed by: Jeff Chambers
Written by: Wendy Kout, George Zateslo
Jeanie's shocked at the scale of Glenda Faye's home redecoration plans, Mindy tries to explain the finer points of playing practical jokes, and Mork's attempt at a copying a legendary Bickley prank goes badly wrong.

"Oh, Mind, look at the bright side. It's always good to have friends you can drop in on."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S3E5

MORK, THE MONKEY'S UNCLE

Originally broadcast: 11 December 1980
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich, Ed Scharlach,
James Klein
Glenda Faye advises Mindy to dye her hair blonde for a job interview, Mork kidnaps a chimpanzee from the zoo to stop him being kidnapped, and Exidor arrives just in time to stop a hairy burglar making his escape.

"Well, you're right, Mind. Instead of being short and sassy, it's kinda short and grassy."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E6

GUNFIGHT AT THE MOR-KAY CORRAL

Originally broadcast: 18 December 1980
Directed by: Jeff Chambers
Written by: Stuart Gillard
Mindy isn't too impressed when she finds out why her jeep won't start, Mork introduces the kids to the Orkan hero Squellman the Yellow, and a non-violent solution is needed when Billy the Kid heads for Windy Gulch.

"There's some questions you can't answer, Billy, like how does Venus de Milo hitchhike?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S3E7

MORK'S NEW LOOK

Originally broadcast: 1 January 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: April Kelly
Fred considers seeing a plastic surgeon to fight off the ageing process, Mindy and Cathy are asked about what makes the perfect ten, and Lola and Stephanie cause panic when they visit to see what Mork looks like.

"Oh, come on, cheer up, Pops. You know wine improves with age, cheese improves with age. It's not your fault that you're not wine or cheese."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E8

ALAS, POOR MORK, WE KNEW HIM WELL

Originally broadcast: 8 January 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Steve Kreinberg, Andrew Guerdat
Mindy prevents the use of scare tactics to sell an insurance policy, Mork becomes paranoid about the dangers he might encounter in the world, and a glass survival condo gets in the way of a trip to Yellowstone Park.

"And some Handi-Wipes in case we get attacked by a flock of fried chicken."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E9

MORK AND THE BUM RAP

Originally broadcast: 15 January 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Deborah Raznick, John B. Collins
Mindy struggles to raise the funds for a pledge for a children's hospital, Remo's unimpressed when a one-man telethon drives away customers, and a bum grabs a chance to teach Mork the fine art of fundraising.

"No, Mind, panhandling is what nurses do in the in the hospital."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E10

MINDY GETS HER JOB

Originally broadcast: 22 January 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowich, Ed Scharlach
Lola passes on details for a job with her uncle at the KTNS-TV newsroom, Mindy gets a chance to prove herself despite her lack of experience, and Mork helps out when heavy snow leads to a staff shortage at the station.

"Another news bulletin has just been handed to me. 'Thousands flee in terror as...' 'The Pope blesses visitors to the Vatican'. And that's the news."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S3E11

TWELVE ANGRY APPLIANCES

Originally broadcast: 5 February 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Jeff Reno, Ron Osborn
Mindy's furious when a repairman refuses to make good a failed repair, Fred's knowledge of electrical items proves to be somewhat lacking, and the 'Ghost of Appliances Past' pays the man a visit in search of justice.

"What are you, Jack the Whipper?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E12

THERE'S A NEW MORK IN TOWN

Originally broadcast: 12 February 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Jeff Reno, Ron Osborn
Bickley asks to borrow a record so he can set the right mood for a date, a superior Orkan arrives on Earth with news that he wants Mork's job, and Mindy worries when a holitacker is scheduled to decide who should stay.

"Lorrane Sue is thumbing her way back to Phoenix and I'm left with my motor racing and no place to park."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S3E13

MORK MEETS ROBIN WILLIAMS

Originally broadcast: 19 February 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mindy has no joy trying to get hold of Robin Williams for an interview, Mork's left in tatters after being mobbed by a crowd of crazed fans, and a striking resemblance provides easy access to the star's dressing room.

"Just because I'm different doesn't make me a bad guy, does it? I mean, I say my prayers, I pet my vegetables. I put my pants on like everybody else, headfirst."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S3E14

MINDY, MINDY, MINDY

Originally broadcast: 26 February 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Steve Kreinberg, Andrew Guerdat
Mork misses Mindy when she heads for the Winter Wheat Conference, the Orkan Elder returns to spend his birthday with the soft-lapped one, and attempts to build an exact replica lead to a mountain of perkiness.

"She's here. She got my psychic telegram. Oh, my darling. My darling. Oh, what a disappointment."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E15

MORK THE SWINGING SINGLE

Originally broadcast: 12 March 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Wendy Kout
Mindy decides to pass on Television Marathon Night to go out on a date, Remo suggests turning to the little black book to find something to do, and Glenda Faye and TNT help to unleash a singles monster on Boulder.

"Well, I'd say that Mork and Mindy have reached a new level of intimacy. I'll go upstairs, put on my see-through suspenders, and we'll snap till dawn."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S3E16

MORK AND MINDY MEET RICK AND RUBY

Originally broadcast: 26 March 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mork offers to help when a pregnant singer leads to a band being fired, Remo can't believe it when the town protest against his sexist views, and Mindy's not sure that an offer to pay their salary was such a good idea.

"I really am sorry. You know, my mind just keeps wandering and that's not so bad, but then it comes back again, and I'm sort of stuck with it."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S3E17

MORK AND THE FAMILY REUNION

Originally broadcast: 9 April 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: April Kelly
Fred prepares to meet his brother for the first time in seven years, Mindy starts to behave very oddly after tasting an Orkan food called flek, and Mork steps in to prevent the reunion dinner coming to a premature end.

"I know you are, but you've killed the old man with four fingers in his head."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E18

OLD MUGGABLE MORK

Originally broadcast: 16 April 1981
Directed by: Don Barnhart
Written by: John B. Collins, Deborah Raznick
Mindy prepares an extra special treat for her visiting grandmother, a TV interview have to be cancelled when muggers attack Cora in the park, and a lack of police action sees Mork come up with a plan of his own.

"Now, young man, don't you worry about a thing because my friend here has brass knuckles and I have an inflatable Doberman in here."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S3E19

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE MORKVINE

Originally broadcast: 30 April 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Jeff Reno, Ron Osborn,
Jim Fisher, Jim Staahl
Mindy's not sure about doing a gossip show just to secure promotion, Mork steps in at the last minute with an array of interesting stories, and Mr. Bickley turns out to be the only person not looking to get even.

"Will you stop flashing in my restaurant?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E20

MINDY AND MORK

Originally broadcast: 7 May 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Brian Levant
Mindy asks for help with the housework because of work commitments, Exidor-to-Door visit to deliver a sales pitch for the new Maid-O-Matic, and Mork makes a pest of himself with several calls to a live phone-in show.

"Well, she does. But well, this man's had enough, though. I'm not gonna let her push me around, because I'm gonna be the best little wifey Mindy ever had."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E21

REFLECTIONS AND REGRETS

Originally broadcast: 14 May 1981
Directed by: Howard Storm
Written by: Tom Tenowichm Ed Scharlach
Mr. Bickley suddenly realises that he's celebrating his fiftieth birthday, his friends decide to use the occasion to talk about their regrets, and Mindy refuses to share her very personal regret with the whole room.

"I never knew exposing myself was such a warm experience."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
Onion Jack's rating:
Rate:
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SEASON FOUR

(1981-1982)
22 episodes
Season Score: 118
Episode Average: 5.36
Perfect 10's: 0
S4E1

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT

Originally broadcast: 8 October 1981
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Brian Levant
Mork talks to Exidor after missing his moment to pop the big question, Mindy can't believe the reason for missing out on a newscaster job, and Fred and Cora try to explain why logic is just as important as emotion.

"You wouldn't hit a man standing behind a woman wearing glasses, would you?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E2

THE WEDDING

Originally broadcast: 15 October 1981
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Alan Eisenstock, Larry Mintz
Fred wonders about married names after reluctantly giving his blessing, Orson warns of possible repercussions if the wedding goes ahead, and Mindy makes an emergency call when her future husband starts barking.

"I would have been here sooner, but it's a little tough hitchhiking in this outfit."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S4E3

THE HONEYMOON

Originally broadcast: 22 October 1981
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Fred not too comfortable with the idea of a honeymoon in outer space, Mindy's welcomed to Ork by being awarded 4th-place in a pet show, and Mork decides to hide in the bathroom after reading a marriage manual.

"Well, you're not the first one. There was a Russian lady, but you're the first one that shaves her legs."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E4

THREE THE HARD WAY

Originally broadcast: 29 October 1981
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Richard Rosenstock, Roy Teicher
Mindy looks for the best way to celebrate her one-month anniversary, Dr. Exidor realises he's out of his depth when Mork lays an egg, and reservations about starting a family make it harder to break the news.

"I don't ordinarily make house calls. I had to make an exception in this case. I don't have an office."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E5

MAMA MORK, PAPA MINDY

Originally broadcast: 5 November 1981
Directed by: Frank Buxton
Written by: Wendy Kout, George Zateslo
Mindy realises that she's become the father of a fully-grown man, Mork manages to comes up with a name for the newest member of the family, and Fred reveals the truth behind a sudden requirement to work nights.

"Uh, are you trying to tell me that I'm the grandfather of a chicken?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E6

MY DADDY CAN'T BEAT UP ANYBODY

Originally broadcast: 12 November 1981
Directed by: Frank Buxton
Written by: Dale McRaven, Bruce Johnson
Mork worries that his son has no reason to have any respect for him, Mindy goes away to Aspen for the weekend to interview the governor, and Mearth asks questions when he finds the spacesuit during a game.

"No. I have John Wayne in my throat, and I have a frog in my pocket."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E7

LONG BEFORE WE MET

Originally broadcast: 19 November 1981
Directed by: Frank Buxton
Written by: Deborah Raznick, John B. Collins
Mindy prepares to meet all of the old faces at her high school reunion, Mork can't help feeling jealous when she dances with an old beau, and a trip back in time provides an opportunity to catch her eye on prom night.

"Now you go in the bedroom and play with the invisible dog that Uncle Exidor gave you."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E8

RICH MORK, POOR MORK

Originally broadcast: 26 November 1981
Directed by: Frank Buxton
Written by: Richard Rosenstock, Roy Teicher
Mearth's upset when he loses his spider and a new toy on the same day, Mindy's protests at the idea of spoiling him with money they haven't got, and asking Exidor for financial advice leads to a very risky investment.

"What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago, and all they did was dribble."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E9

ALIENATION

Originally broadcast: 3 December 1981
Directed by: Don Barnhart
Written by: Wendy Kout, George Zateslo
Mearth begins to realise that he's different from all of the other kids, telling him the truth about Ork makes him run away from home, and panic sets in when Fred reports spotting him with a cult at the airport.

"No one's ever gonna be able to fill my kid's shoes. If they had these on the Titanic, four more people would have lived."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E10

P.S. 2001

Originally broadcast: 17 December 1981
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Cindy Begel, Lesa Kite
Mearth demands to be allowed to go to school with the other children, Orson calls Mindy in the middle of the night to ask about Orkan prep school, and Mork fully understands why his son hated his first day.

"Not too bad. I had one little 5-foot Avon lady, but she got away."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S4E11

PAJAMA GAME II

Originally broadcast: 7 January 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Cindy Begel, Lesa Kite
Mearth gets into trouble for bowling and making a mess in his room, a sleepover request is used as a way to make him clean up his act, and Mork and Mindy create a distraction when a female friend stays over.

"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second and the speed of a dlug is one inch an hour, how long has Robert Conrad had that battery on his back?"
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3

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S4E12

PRESENT TENSE

Originally broadcast: 14 January 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Winifred Hervey
Mork prepares a romantic evening when Mearth goes on a camping trip, having nothing to talk about soon turns relaxation into argument, and Mindy's puzzled when she guided back to the place where they first met.

"No, no, Mind, I would like to welcome you to the wonderful world of Middle-Eastern cuisine. Welcome to the Moroccafeller Center."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

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S4E13

METAMORPHOSIS - THE TV SHOW

Originally broadcast: 21 January 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Bob Perlow, Gene Braunstein
Mindy worries about her career when her boss gets fired by the station, Mearth insists on being allowed to become a railroad engineer, and Mork's attempt to get the trains running again causes a mind transfer.

"Hold it! Come on now, fork over those controls! Put all the coal in the bag and start shovelling the money in the fire."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E14

DRIVE, SHE SAID

Originally broadcast: 4 February 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Lesa Kite, Cindy Begel
Mork's encouraged to get a driving licence so he can run errands himself, TNT steps in as the driving instructor when Mindy runs out of patience,
and talk about cars being death traps leads to a nightmare about Satan.

"It says, 'Horn if you're a honky'."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3

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S4E15

I DON'T REMEMBER MAMA

Originally broadcast: 11 February 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: John B. Collins, Deborah Raznick
Mindy insists on going shopping instead of sending the weekly report, Orson erases Mork's family memories to make him focus on his job, and Mearth hosts 'That Was Your Life' in an effort to help him remember.

"Tonight is the first Annual Exidor Dance Marathon. You run 26 miles and then bunny hop across the finish line."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E16

MORK, MINDY, AND MEARTH MEET MILT

Originally broadcast: 18 February 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Wendy Kout, George Zateslo
Mork helps Mearth to build a computer for his school science project, Mindy gets ready to find out whether she's won a television award, and the family find themselves being taken hostage by an electronic dictator.

"MILT, come on now, you can't hold us hostage. I mean, this is a big night for Mindy. She waxed both legs."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E17

MIDAS MORK

Originally broadcast: 15 April 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Wendy Kout, George Zateslo
Mindy finds that her stories are the perfect way to send people to sleep, Mork make his fortune after working out how to turn polyester into gold, and Fred struggles to understand complaints about living in luxury.

"What went wrong? What? Wait a minute. This cheap tie is pure silk. The recipe calls for polyester."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

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S4E18

CHEERLEADER IN CHAINS

Originally broadcast: 22 April 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Winifred Hervey, Cindy Begel,
Lesa Kite
Mindy's thrown into jail for refusing to give the name of an informant, a fellow prisoner explains how she put an end to 31 years of snoring, and a desperate Mork tries everything to get his wife back where she belongs.

"Look at that. I mean, look at this one here. It's a Ronald Reagan pen. It's got no point."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E19

GOTTA RUN: PART 1

Originally broadcast: 6 May 1982
Directed by: Don Barnhart
Written by: Cindy Begel, Lesa Kite
Mork meets an observer from Neptune while trying to contact Orson, Mindy's not so sure about plans for the two families to meet, and an overheard conversation puts an end to hopes of a beautiful friendship.

"I never had a friend like you, Kal. You know, we are gonna be closer than Karen Black's eyes."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E20

GOTTA RUN: PART 2

Originally broadcast: 13 May 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Richard Gurman
Mindy drives the family to a fat farm in Arizona to escape from Kalnik, Fred's arrival turns out not to be the happy event it first seemed, and Mork considers doing something very dangerous to save his family.

"Oh, no, Mind, no. I mean, that's a symbol of our love and commitment. I mean, couldn't you just sell your hair?"
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E21

GOTTA RUN: PART 3

Originally broadcast: 20 May 1982
Directed by: Bob Claver
Written by: Alan Eisenstock, Larry Mintz
Mork's decision makes him hot property in the world of entertainment, an incident with chicken Kievs makes Kalnik want to fire his ray gun, and using time travel as a means of escape leads back to the dawn of man.

"Well, either that or she's near-sighted and has a foot fetish."
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S4E22

THE MORK REPORT

Originally broadcast: 27 May 1982
Directed by: Robin Williams
Written by: Winifred Hervey
Mork tries to win promotion by delivering a report about marriage, the giving of an unwanted gift is used to explain the importance of honesty, and a story about the Festival of Foliage touches on the issue of respect.

"Oh, son, don't do that. You'll deflower yourself."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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MORK

Played by Robin Williams
91 episodes (1978-1982)
in... Mork's Night Out (S1E20)


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MINDY McCONNELL

Played by Pam Dawber
91 episodes (1978-1982)
in... Mork Goes Public (S1E6)


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FRED McCONNELL

Played by Conrad Janis
52 episodes (1978-1982)
in... Mork's Greatest Hits (S1E10)


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CORA HUDSON

Played by Elizabeth Kerr
29 episodes (1978-1982)
in... To Tell the Truth (S1E7)


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JEANIE DaVINCI

Played by Gina Hecht
27 episodes (1979-1981)
in... Mork's Baby Blues (S2E3)


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FRANKLIN DELANO BICKLEY

Played by Tom Poston
25 episodes (1979-1981)
in... In Mork We Trust (S1E21)


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REMO DaVINCI

Played by Jay Thomas
25 episodes (1979-1981)
in... Clerical Error (S2E22)


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EXIDOR

Played by Robert Donner
22 episodes (1978-1982)
in... Mork the Gullible (S1E8)


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MEARTH

Played by Jonathan Winters
18 episodes (1981-1982)
in... Three the Hard Way (S4E4)


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NELSON FLAVOR

Played by Jim Staahl
15 episodes (1979-1981)
in... Mork Gets Mindy-itis (S2E6)


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GLENDA FAYE COMSTOCK

Played by Crissy Wilzak
13 episodes (1980-1981)
in... Mork in Never-Never Land (S3E2)


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EUGENE

Played by Jeffrey Jacquet
8 episodes (1978-1979)
in... Old Fears (S1E11)


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LOLA

Played by Amy Tenowich
7 episodes (1980-1981)
in... Mindy Gets Her Job (S3E10)


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STEPHANIE

Played by Stephanie Kayano
7 episodes (1980-1981)
in... Mork the Prankster (S3E4)


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JAKE LOOMIS

Played by Patrick Cranshaw
4 episodes (1981-1982)
in... I Heard It Through the Morkvine (S3E19)

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SUSAN TAYLOR

Played by Morgan Fairchild
3 episodes (1978-1979)
in... Mork's Seduction (S1E5)


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TODD NORMAN TAYLOR (TNT)

Played by Jonathan Ian
3 episodes (1980-1982)
in... Mork the Swinging Single (S3E15)


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CATHY McCONNELL

Played by Shelley Fabares
3 episodes (1981-1981)
in... Mork's New Look (S3E7)


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MILES STERNHAGEN

Played by Foster Brooks
3 episodes (1981)
in... Mindy Gets Her Job (S3E10)


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JONATHAN

Played by Jonathan Ian
3 episodes (1980-1981)
in... Gunfight at the Mor-Kay Corral (S3E6)


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KALNIK

Played by Joe Regalbuto
3 episodes (1982)
in... Gotta Run: Part 2 (S4E20)


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AMBROSIA MALSPAR

Played by Georgia Engel
2 episodes (1979)
in... Exidor's Wedding (S2E14)


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The adventures of Mork from Ork, who arrived on Earth in an egg and changed the life of Mindy McConnell from Boulder, Colorado forever.

SEASON SCORES

Season 1: 7.67
Season 2: 6.25
Season 3: 7.52
Season 4: 5.36

FAVOURITE EPISODES

HOLY GODIVA
1. Mork's Mixed Emotions
(Season 1, Episode 19 - 1979)

2. Reflections and Regrets
(Season 3, Episode 21 - 1981)

3. A Mommy for Mindy
(Season 2, Episode 15 - 1980)

4. Muggable
(Season 3, Episode 18 - 1981)

5. Mork Goes Public
(Season 1, Episode 6 - 1978)

6. A Mommy For Morky
(Season 1, Episode 9 - 1978)

7. Old Fears
(Season 1, Episode 11 - 1978)

8. Mork Learns to See
(Season 2, Episode 17 - 1980)

9. Mork Runs Away
(Season 1, Episode 3 - 1978)

10. A Morkville Horror
(Season 2, Episode 7 - 1979)
ONION JACK
1. Mork Meets Robin Williams
(Season 3, Episode 13 - 1981)

2. Mork's Mixed Emotions
(Season 1, Episode 19 - 1979)

3. Reflections and Regrets
(Season 3, Episode 21 - 1981)

4. Putting the Ork Back in Mork
(Season 3, Episode 1 - 1980)

5. Muggable
(Season 3, Episode 18 - 1981)

6. Mork Goes Public
(Season 1, Episode 6 - 1978)

7. A Mommy for Mindy
(Season 2, Episode 15 - 1980)

8. Old Fears
(Season 1, Episode 11 - 1978)

9. A Mommy For Morky
(Season 1, Episode 9 - 1978)

10. Mindy Gets Her Job
(Season 3, Episode 10 - 1981)

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