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Added by Vergil x Dante

on 29 Apr 2009 09:03

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1. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
Ok, this movie has got to be the Worst movie I've ever seen. I went and seen this in theatres because I watched the first movie when it came out in theatres. I figured that it would be an ok movie you know. I didn't think it was gonna blow me away or anything. I got there and I was like ten minutes late but I understood what I missed. I missed more shit!! This movie has Jack Frost getting jealous of Santa for getting all the love for the winter season or something like that. He devises a plan to become Santa Claus and get the love he's always wanted. He goes through with his plan and becomes Santa and everything but things work out of course in the end. I have to say that this is BULLSHIT! I mean the fuckin' elves are the ones who do all the work not Santa! They also leave out the eldest elf who was in the first two movies and a major character. Don't watch this movie!!
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2. Super Mario Bros. (1993)
I can't really remember much about this since the last time I watched this I was a kid. I do remember that it was FUCKED up! I don't know what they were thinking with this movie! I'm planning to re-watch this over the summer just to remember exactly what all happens!

I re-watched this movie and I don't even know what to say. Why didn't they just go with what the games are about? Why did they make up this shit!? It's like they were high when they wrote the script! I'm sure everyone who was involved with this regrets it now!
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People who added this item 2070  Average listal rating (1353 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.5 
3. Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Oh, God. Another shit movie. I can't stand this movie! I can't stand the story. I can't stand the stupidity of the two main characters. Another reason is my dumb ass brother and his fucking Bum friend LOVED this movie! They watched it like pretty much all the time when they were over at my house. Fuckin' idiots!!
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People who added this item 3868  Average listal rating (2587 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 7.1 
4. The Ring (2002)
I had heard that this was a good movie so I sat down and watched it. IT WASN'T!! I was bored pretty much the whole time and the story was retarded.
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People who added this item 131  Average listal rating (100 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 6.3 
5. The Onion Movie (2008)
I should have known that when my brother said this was a good movie that I shouldn't watch it. I sat down and watched this because I read the back and it sounded alright. I watched it and it was yet another stupid movie!
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People who added this item 2369  Average listal rating (1537 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 5.4 
6. Scary Movie 3 (2003)
The first two Scary Movies were OK but this one just wasn't good. From the retarded story to the character this movie is definetely shit in my book.
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People who added this item 2327  Average listal rating (1513 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating 7.8 
7. O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
My family said this was a good movie. I sat and watched it and didn't find anything funny that they said I would and I didn't enjoy the story at all.
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People who added this item 1032  Average listal rating (579 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.7 
8. The Good Shepherd (2006)
I saw previews for this on tv at the time it was released in theatres. I actually thought about going to see it! Thank God I didn't!! I was bored from start to finish and I fell asleep as well!! Even De'Niro wasn't enough to save this shit!!
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People who added this item 218  Average listal rating (116 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.1 
9. The Panic in Needle Park (1971)
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10. The Dark Knight (2008)
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People who added this item 2899  Average listal rating (1933 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.7 
11. Resident Evil (2002)
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People who added this item 2016  Average listal rating (1308 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.1 
12. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
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People who added this item 3708  Average listal rating (2417 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating 8.2 
13. The Big Lebowski (1998)
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People who added this item 163  Average listal rating (86 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.2 
14. City Hall (1996)
The United States of FUCKIN' AMERICA! Why do you tell lies Wrecking Ball!? It wasn't in the movie!
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These movies are the worst movies or the most overhyped movies that I have seen. I have either fallen asleep during them, got bored by them, hated them or wondered why they were even made to begin with.

-Vergil

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Comments

Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Jun 3 6:28
Apart from Dark Knight & The Ring a good list.
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Jun 4 10:57
Dark Knight is very good...The Onion Movie is probably horrible...the title says it all. I liked Resident Evil as well. Otherwise, big craps:))
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Jun 4 16:48
The Dark Knight wasn't a good movie. It was BORING! Resident Evil was the best out of the three but was still so different from the games that I just had to put it here!
Posted: 4 years, 11 months ago at Aug 17 4:09
The Dark Knight was good, and I didn't mind "The Santa Clause 3" but other than that, Great list
Posted: 4 years, 8 months ago at Nov 10 18:22
I felt that Batman begins built up the whole Batman storyline and all the characters and that the Dark Knight just saw it all fall apart... I was disappointed too, because I liked the first one so much and they just took away everything in the Dark Knight that they gave you in Batman Begins.
Posted: 4 years, 7 months ago at Dec 19 15:05
I'm glad Santa Clause is the no.1 :D
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Sep 18 18:53
no no no my friend
dark knight,big lebowski,the good sheperd was a good movies
i agree with all the others
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Sep 19 8:40
LOL, I always assumed that I didn't understand "The Big Lebowski" because of some missing gene.

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