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People who added this item 3797 Average listal rating (2426 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8.3
Most memorable quote:

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Other amusing quotables:

"I gotta go see about a girl."

"So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?"

"She's been dead two years and that's the shit I remember. [Will stops laughing] Wonderful stuff, you know, little things like that. Ah, but, those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I knew about. That's what made her my wife. Oh and she had the goods on me, too, she knew all my little peccadillos. People call these things imperfections, but they're not, aw that's the good stuff. And then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds. You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense. This girl you met, she isn't perfect either. But the question is: whether or not you're perfect for each other. That's the whole deal. That's what intimacy is all about."
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People who added this item 8900 Average listal rating (5645 ratings) 8.4 IMDB Rating 8.8
Fight Club (1999)
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"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."

Other amusing quotables:

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"The things you own end up owning you."

"You met me at a very strange time in my life."

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People who added this item 2431 Average listal rating (1530 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8.1
Most memorable quote:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Other amusing quotables:

"As you wish."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Inconceivable!"

Inigo Montoya: "I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards."

"Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."

"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End."
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People who added this item 3606 Average listal rating (2349 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 8.3
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"It's just a flesh wound!"

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Cleric:"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen."

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
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Garden State (2004)
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People who added this item 2558 Average listal rating (1627 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.1
Stand by Me (1986)
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People who added this item 1866 Average listal rating (1243 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.8
Office Space (1999)
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People who added this item 865 Average listal rating (594 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.8
Tombstone (1993)
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These are the ones that I practically have memorized for the amount of times that I have been able to use one of their lines in real life.

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