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Added by GemLil on 8 Aug 2008 08:28
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Cinema's biggest Weasels

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People who added this item 5269 Average listal rating (3519 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.5
Percy Wetmore

Wetmore only made it to the mile because he "knows big people". The nephew of the govs. wife, he takes pleasure in tormenting the prisoners awaiting the chair. An utter coward underneath it all, Wetmore violently asserts his power with threats of getting the others fired. Wetmore melts a man to death and kills the wing's 'circus mouse'. A right down badden.

Weasel Rating: 18

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People who added this item 2178 Average listal rating (1489 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7.2
True Lies (1994)
Simon

The used car dealer who pretends to be an international spy to worm into women's beds. Immortalised as a weasel forever by the following quote:

"I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun... Oh God, no, no don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm nav-al-ent. I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic. Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh?" "

Weasel Rating: 17

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People who added this item 4813 Average listal rating (3242 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7
The Mummy (1999)
Benny

Backstabber, sneak and completely selfish are among the first of the negative words to describe this Ermine. He deserved every beating and punishment he got because he was the biggest betrayer to ever walk the Earth.

Weasel Rating: 17
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People who added this item 4370 Average listal rating (2780 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.6
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
The Duke

Maddened by lust for his whore, The Duke becomes jealous of Satine's affair and sends a goon to have Christian killed. The Duke spends his time in a perminant state of lust, he demands the play be rewritten to his ending and uses him money and goons to get everything he wants. He also looks like a weasel.

Weasel Rating: 11
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People who added this item 6326 Average listal rating (4280 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.6
Dr. Chilton

Chilton spends his hours sleazing over FBI agent Clarice Starling, despite being knocked back. The doctor becomes jealous at the information Hannibel volentarily gives to her, over him. He initiates underhanded schemes to get the information he wants, and is thoroughly in the pocket of 'The Man'.

Weasel Rating: 11
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People who added this item 3546 Average listal rating (2285 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.8
Tully Alford

Befriends the trusting Addams, uses information on the long lost Fester, to trick the family out of their gold.

Weasel Rating: 10
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Wormtail

Part of a team of undeniable legends, Wormtail leeches off of the personality of his 3 friends, only to betray the Potter's and frame Sirius. Too cowardly to fight with Voldamort, Wormtail spends his life in hiding, as a rat.

Weasel Rating: 10
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People who added this item 6735 Average listal rating (4442 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8
Gilbert Huph

Head of a corrupt insurance company and more concerned with profit than helping his customers. Huph does not allow Bob Parr to stop a guy from being mugged and fires him for helping the customers too much.

Weasel Rating: 10
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People who added this item 7743 Average listal rating (5016 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8.1
Jurassic Park (1993)
Donald Gennaro

The snivelly lawyer who is out for nothing but the money, Gennaro isn't awed by the beauty or magnificence of this scientific wonder, but the revenue it will bring in. When met with a hungry T-Rex Gennaro chooses to run and leave the screaming children, finally meeting his end crying on a toilet.

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People who added this item 4146 Average listal rating (2717 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.5
Peter Ludlow

Ignoring the advice of all of the experts, Ludlow wishes to move all the dinosaurs from their natural habitat in Isla Sorna to a park in San Diego. The whole escapade of dinosaur evasion is done over again because of the money grabbing actions of Ludlow.

Weasel Rating: 10
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Grima Wormtongue

Working for Saruman, Wormtongue uses the power of manipulation and ear-whispering (aka Wormtonguing) to manipulate the actions of King Theoden, and weaken the Kingdom of Rohan.

Weasel Rating: 10
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People who added this item 4063 Average listal rating (2713 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8.2
Die Hard (1988)
Richard Thornburg

A greasey journalist who'll slither and sleaze his way into any story. Frequent blackmailer and squealer, he has nothing but weasel written into his genetics.

Weasel Rating: 10

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People who added this item 1107 Average listal rating (684 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.6
Poseidon (2006)
Lucky Larry

"You don't just get the nickname Lucky Larry"

Gamber and Vegasite, Lucky Larry doesn't add much to the teams efforts, other than swigging booze and falling into pools of flaming fuel. Greasey hair and weasely features put this guy up here, although he makes no direct attempts to screw anyone over.

Weasel Rating 10
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People who added this item 5742 Average listal rating (3775 ratings) 8.6 IMDB Rating 9.3
Bogs Diamond/ The Sisters

Slithering around in the shadows and corridors of Shawshank prison. Bogs and the sisters make their way through all of the new and most vulnerable of prisoners.

"I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.


Weasel Rating: 8
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People who added this item 4553 Average listal rating (2942 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.6
The Plaza Hotel Staff

Mainly here because of Tim Curry's grin. The plaza hotel sneak about the hotel room, trying to uncover what Kevin is really up to. They finally discover his credit card fraud and smuggly hand him over to the police.

Weasel Rating: 8
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People who added this item 3254 Average listal rating (2253 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.4
Aliens (1986)
Carter Burke

A company man at heart. He knows nothing of honour, decency or loyalty. Would sell his entire group down the river for a chance at the big time.

Weasel Rating: 8
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People who added this item 1896 Average listal rating (1264 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.2
Dr. Wren

A man of unethical morals creates a abomination in the pursuit of profit. Although this isn't said outright, his motives only make sense by his unscrupulous actions. Willing to fuck over anyone who gets in his way aswell as run away at the first sign of danger.

Weasel Rating: 7
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People who added this item 4679 Average listal rating (3080 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8.4
Braveheart (1995)
Prince Edward

The weak and effeminate son of Longshanks, who scorns his wife and uses his father's power to get what he wants, except the man he loves that is.

Weasel Rating: 7
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People who added this item 73 Average listal rating (36 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.3
The Weasels

The menacing weasels pick on and frighten poor Moley, and later take over Toad Hall and run a muck..oh, and they are actual Weasels.

Weasel Rating: 7
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People who added this item 5236 Average listal rating (3466 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.8
Ghostbusters (1984)
Walter Peck

A constant thorn in the side of the Ghostbusters crew. Ghosts and ghouls are left to create mayhem, while Peck shuts the team down with 'red tape'.

Weasel Rating: 6
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People who added this item 9064 Average listal rating (5683 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.8
Titanic (1997)
Cal Hockley

Cal doesn't treat his fiance well, but gets aggitated when her eye roams to a loveable, working class yank. Cal frames Jack for theft and leaves him to drown, tied to a pipe, later attempting to shoot both the lovers. Cal then uses a child to make his escape from the ship and beats back the desperate men attempting to board the life boat.

Weasel Rating: 5
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People who added this item 906 Average listal rating (553 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.4
Billy Ray Cobb
James Louis 'Pete' Willard


Racist, badly dressed hicks with mullets tear up the town, using their shot guns and KKK anonymity.

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People who added this item 1128 Average listal rating (789 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.5
Judge Dredd (1995)
Fergie

A sidekick through and through. His only action is hiding and running. He even tried to sell out Dredd by chumming up to some cannibals, little did he know.

Weasel Rating: 5
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People who added this item 5821 Average listal rating (3813 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8.6
Cpl Upham

Upham befriends a nazi and convinces Cpt. Miller to release him, later that same rogue nazi shoots our valient hero, who dies from his wounds, good one Upham! Our Nazi loving friend did have some good intentions however and gets a lower Weasel rating.

Weasel Rating: 4
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Those snide, sneaky, weasely characters that everyone hates. They gain power (albeit temporarily) not through strength or bravery but through underhanded schemes and bad form.

This list names and shames cinema's worst weasels, from the most weasely to the least.

Points System:

Mandatory:


* Not a main character (sidekick or lower)
* Slimey
* Coward
* Counteracted by stallion/hero

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Hiding +1
Running +1
Smugness +1
Greasy hair +1
Taking a beating +1
Motivated by profit +1
Didn't earn their position +1
Unremorseful +1
No integrety +1

Big Weasel Bonus

Trechory/Betrayal +2
Squealing +2
Weasel features (Not inc. Beaner tache) +2
Beaner Moustache +2
Wetting themself +3

Weasel Spoilers

Genuine act(s) of bravey -2
Square jaw or hench body - 2
Unintended harm - 1
Shows remorse -1



















N.B. Again, thankyou Kryptic Centurion for your help with this list, anything written well or showing keen orgnisational skill were made by him.

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Comments

Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Aug 9 15:19
You could almost retitle this list as My Favourite Film characters.
Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Aug 9 15:23
Lucky Larry in The Poseidon. Jay Hamilton Walking Tall. Salvatore Maroni The Dark Knight.
Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Aug 9 15:29
I'm fine with them, deffo Lucky Larry, but Maroni?? I dont know, I'll leave that up for debate.
Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Aug 9 15:32
The term Weasel was made for Eric Roberts.
Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Aug 9 15:39
And thats Lord Cutler Beckett
Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Aug 9 15:43
Isn't Hamilton too beefcake to be a Weasel though?
Posted: 9 years ago at Nov 3 19:30
Sharing this list with co-writer Unholy Alliance.
Posted: 8 years, 5 months ago at Jun 10 15:41
Nice list...hated Percy Wetmore and Wormtail.:-&...
Posted: 7 years, 3 months ago at Aug 24 2:08
You could make a whole list just from Harry Potter what with Filtch and Umbridge and both Croutches. But also, one of my go to weasels is Kraven from Underworld. Not sure if you are a fan but based on your system I'd give him +10 points on the weasel scale.

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