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My First Infatuation

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I explicitly remember my first crush. It wasn't Kristin Kreuk, who I still don't think I've ever heard of, but rather Chun Li herself. More specifically, Chun Li on the cartridge of the Street Fighter 2 SNES game. My first interest in females came in digital form. What a legend.

Regrettable Rating: I'd still hit it to this day!
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The standard issue lust icon of most men, I doubt I'm alone on this. Princess Leia in Return of The Jedi was the first real flesh and blood woman I ever had an interest in. I once borrowed Return of the Jedi on VHS, not to watch, but to look at her picture on the front cover of the case!

Regret Rating: Not in that outfit.
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The same friend is responsible for all of these first three women, and I'm pretty sure he's gay now. It was thanks to Big Trouble in Little China that I first laid eyes on the young and nubile version of Kim Cattrall, not the more antique version that's still doing the rounds.

Regret Rating: She gets hotter each time I watch Big Trouble!
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I first fancied Fearne Cotton when she presented some sort of Disney Club programme on Sunday mornings with a smarmy wanker called Des. I should throw in the disclaimer that I was as young as her at the time! She's just got hotter ever since.

Regret Rating: Nope
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The tagteam of Speed and Demolition Man opened my eyes to Sandy B in the mid-90s. She didn't look quite so masculine sitting behind the wheel of a bus. Nowadays I think she'd probably be able to beat me up.

Regret Rating: 4/10
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This one took some dredging of the memory banks. Nobody will remember her, she starred in a show called Heartbreak High. If you think that sounds like a girl's show - you're right! But it came on every Tuesday after I watched the Fresh Prince of Bel Air(/watertight excuse).

Regret Rating: 3/10
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I had to think fast one day when discussing the Spice Girls and realising that everyone had a favourite except me. In the end I predictably went for the one with the biggest breasts. It could've been worse I suppose.

Regret Rating: 10/10
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Before I knew what fake breasts even were, I just thought Carmen was well endowed in the sternal area. I first saw her in Baywatch and took an interest because she had the same name as a girl in my class. Now I hate her in all of her fake, plastic man-chinned glory.

Regret Rating: 10/10
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Denise Van Outen made it worth getting out of bed every morning by being unnaturally lively (and hot) on The Big Breakfast. Meeting her at a 999 Fair was the icing on the cake! She probably remembers me, maybe I should give her a call.

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My fascination with dark-haired weirdos was seeded at a young age, almost entirely by Christina Ricci. I grew up watching her in Casper and The Addams Family and haven't looked back since.

Regret Rating: She's still up there.
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Straight after The Big Breakfast was Bewitched. I fell in love with Elizabeth Montgomery and as a result used to take days off of school just so I could watch the programme. It would be pretty handy going out with a witch, you'd never have to clean the house or anything.

Regret Rating: I was depressed when I found out she was dead!
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Emily Booth was a WOMAN who presented a TV programme about COMPUTER GAMES. Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot. I still fondly remembered the time she gave me GTA: London cheats and starred naked in just about everything else she ever did. Good times.

Regret Rating: 3/10
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It'd be rude not to triple team all of the Spellman sisters in one blaze of foursome glory, but I only realised this in later life. At such a young age I only had eyes for Sabrina. Man, I just love witches.

Regret Rating: 2/10

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Oh man. My aunt looked after me once and forced me to watch hour after hour of Ally McBeal boxset wankery. If I'd have known Childline existed, I'd have rang them. I remembered liking the look of this girl because there was nothing else to do.

Regret Rating: 8/10
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Solely because she starred as Tanya Adams in Red Alert 2. I loved the game and the gratuitous cut scenes which centred largely around her bending over and being awesome. It's good to see Westwood Studios taking Route 1 into men's hearts everywhere.

Regret Rating: 5/10
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This is a list of women I remember being infatuated with early on in life. I am more embarrassed about some of the entrants than others and have scored how much I regret liking them accordingly.

These women made their mark on my life during the 1990s and up to the year 2000. Starting with Street Fighter II, I was between the ages of 8 and 15 at the time.

Luckily I am now a fully-fledged connoisseur of the female form and my current tastes can be found HERE.

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Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Apr 14 18:07
Love your honesty... and choices!
Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Apr 28 23:28
*roll eyes*
Posted: 7 years, 2 months ago at Apr 16 6:34
Very brave choices!
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Feb 28 0:06
Nice.

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