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My First Infatuation

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Kristin Kreuk

I explicitly remember my first crush. It wasn't Kristin Kreuk, who I still don't think I've ever heard of, but rather Chun Li herself. More specifically, Chun Li on the cartridge of the Street Fighter 2 SNES game. My first interest in females came in digital form. What a legend.

Regrettable Rating: I'd still hit it to this day!

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Carrie Fisher

The standard issue lust icon of most men, I doubt I'm alone on this. Princess Leia in Return of The Jedi was the first real flesh and blood woman I ever had an interest in. I once borrowed Return of the Jedi on VHS, not to watch, but to look at her picture on the front cover of the case!

Regret Rating: Not in that outfit.

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Kim Cattrall

The same friend is responsible for all of these first three women, and I'm pretty sure he's gay now. It was thanks to Big Trouble in Little China that I first laid eyes on the young and nubile version of Kim Cattrall, not the more antique version that's still doing the rounds.

Regret Rating: She gets hotter each time I watch Big Trouble!

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6.6

Fearne Cotton

I first fancied Fearne Cotton when she presented some sort of Disney Club programme on Sunday mornings with a smarmy wanker called Des. I should throw in the disclaimer that I was as young as her at the time! She's just got hotter ever since.

Regret Rating: Nope

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7.3

Sandra Bullock

The tagteam of Speed and Demolition Man opened my eyes to Sandy B in the mid-90s. She didn't look quite so masculine sitting behind the wheel of a bus. Nowadays I think she'd probably be able to beat me up.

Regret Rating: 4/10

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7.3

Ada Nicodemou

This one took some dredging of the memory banks. Nobody will remember her, she starred in a show called Heartbreak High. If you think that sounds like a girl's show - you're right! But it came on every Tuesday after I watched the Fresh Prince of Bel Air(/watertight excuse).

Regret Rating: 3/10

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6.1

Geri Halliwell

I had to think fast one day when discussing the Spice Girls and realising that everyone had a favourite except me. In the end I predictably went for the one with the biggest breasts. It could've been worse I suppose.

Regret Rating: 10/10

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6.3

Carmen Electra

Before I knew what fake breasts even were, I just thought Carmen was well endowed in the sternal area. I first saw her in Baywatch and took an interest because she had the same name as a girl in my class. Now I hate her in all of her fake, plastic man-chinned glory.

Regret Rating: 10/10

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Denise Van Outen

Denise Van Outen made it worth getting out of bed every morning by being unnaturally lively (and hot) on The Big Breakfast. Meeting her at a 999 Fair was the icing on the cake! She probably remembers me, maybe I should give her a call.

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7.3

Christina Ricci

My fascination with dark-haired weirdos was seeded at a young age, almost entirely by Christina Ricci. I grew up watching her in Casper and The Addams Family and haven't looked back since.

Regret Rating: She's still up there.

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Elizabeth Montgomery

Straight after The Big Breakfast was Bewitched. I fell in love with Elizabeth Montgomery and as a result used to take days off of school just so I could watch the programme. It would be pretty handy going out with a witch, you'd never have to clean the house or anything.

Regret Rating: I was depressed when I found out she was dead!

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6.8

Emily Booth

Emily Booth was a WOMAN who presented a TV programme about COMPUTER GAMES. Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot. I still fondly remembered the time she gave me GTA: London cheats and starred naked in just about everything else she ever did. Good times.

Regret Rating: 3/10

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6.8

Melissa Joan Hart

It'd be rude not to triple team all of the Spellman sisters in one blaze of foursome glory, but I only realised this in later life. At such a young age I only had eyes for Sabrina. Man, I just love witches.

Regret Rating: 2/10

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Jane Krakowski

Oh man. My aunt looked after me once and forced me to watch hour after hour of Ally McBeal boxset wankery. If I'd have known Childline existed, I'd have rang them. I remembered liking the look of this girl because there was nothing else to do.

Regret Rating: 8/10

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6.8

Kari Wuhrer

Solely because she starred as Tanya Adams in Red Alert 2. I loved the game and the gratuitous cut scenes which centred largely around her bending over and being awesome. It's good to see Westwood Studios taking Route 1 into men's hearts everywhere.

Regret Rating: 5/10

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This is a list of women I remember being infatuated with early on in life. I am more embarrassed about some of the entrants than others and have scored how much I regret liking them accordingly.

These women made their mark on my life during the 1990s and up to the year 2000. Starting with Street Fighter II, I was between the ages of 8 and 15 at the time.

Luckily I am now a fully-fledged connoisseur of the female form and my current tastes can be found HERE.