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Chandler M. Bing
A.K.A.: Sir Limps-a-Lot, Chan Chan Man, Ms. Chanandler Bong, Bing-a-Ling, Skidmark, Chauncey, The Dropper, Channy-Fanny, John Markson, Mark Johnson, Roland Chang, etc
Son of: Nora Bing (erotic novelist) and Charles Bing (AKA Helena Handbasket, a cross-dressing Las Vegas star)
Husband of: Monica Geller (chef)
Father of: Jack & Erica Bing (both adopted)
Occupation: Junior Advertising Copywriter
First line: "All right, Joey, be nice. So, does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?" (talking about Monica's new date)
Last line: Where?" (answering Rachel's offer to have coffee and the very last line of the show)
*For a long time his friends didn't know what his occupation was. (Executive specializing in statistical analysis and data reconfiguration)
*Hates Thanksgiving's Day, because his parents announced that they were getting divorced at Thanksgiving dinner.
*His friends admitted that when they first met him they thought he could be gay.
*He is known as "the funny one". Started using sarcastic humor as a defense mechanism.
*Had a third nipple. (Lately removed)
*He slept with one of Joey's sister, with Rachel's boss, with Joey's girlfriend, and with Ross's sister (Monica).
Most Anoying Character
Janice Litman Goralnick Hosenstein
Who is she?: Chandler's ex girlfriend.
Personal mark: A very annoying nasal voice.
Famous line: Oh... My... God!
A quote that could possibly describe her:
Joey: Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Best Supporting Character
Gunther... Central Perk?
Who is she?: He's the manager of the Central Perk coffee house.
Personal mark: Hair brighter than the sun.
Joey finds the keys to a Porsche in Central Perk.
Joey: Hey Gunther, these yours?
Gunther: Yeah, that’s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Phoebe's new date (Robert) is wearing shorts and well... "little Robert" it's kind of exposed.
Gunther: Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
Joey enters and asks for Chandler.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler .... but uhh.. one of you is over there.
Best Guest Character
Who is he?: Elizabeth's father (Ross's girlfriend)
*Raised Elizabeth by himself.
*Has unsolved problems with his past.
Rachel: ...Ross really is a great guy.
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him.
After hearing about all the Ross's wives.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Giving himself encouragement in front of the mirror.
Paul: Just relax. Just relax Paul, you’re doing great. She likes you. Y’know why? Because you’re a... neat guy. You are the man. You are... the man! Nice and sexy. You’re just a love machine. (Starts singing) I’m just a love machine and I won’t work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime!
Joey & Chandler
They are like two in one, really close friends, and they know each other too well.
How they met?: Chandler was looking for a roommate, and thanks to crazy Mr. Heckles, he met Joey.
Common interests: Baywatch, the foosball table, the New York Knicks, Die Hard, etc
*Chandler always lent money that Joey never returned.
*Joey was the first to know about Chandler and Monica.
*Joey brought the chick, Chandler brought the duck.
*Chandler fell in love with Joey's girlfriend.
*Because of Joey, a thief left the apartment empty.
*Joey was is unable to stand the pain of an eyebrow waxing, so Chandler had to fix the other one.
*Joey was the minister in Chandler and Monica's weeding.
Best dialogues: (Just four, there are too many!)
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.
Chandler: I got a job in advertising. Well, not a paying job. More of an internship.
Joey: Yeah, we got interns on "Days of Our Lives".
Chandler: Yeah, it's the same thing... except, less sex with you.
Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
Chandler: That was five years ago.
Joey: I know. You got five more years.
Joey: You want to make it six?
Joey: I don't get it. Why can't we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
Chandler: That's different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
Joey: OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
Who is he?: Phoebe's little brother.
*With Phoebe are half brothers. (Have the same father)
*He used to like to melt things.
*He's married to his former teacher, Alice. She's several years older than him.
*Has triplets. Phoebe was the surrogate mother.
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You’re gonna have a baby! They’re gonna have a baby!
Frank: MY SISTER’S GONNA HAVE MY BABY!!!!!!!
Frank: YESSSSS!!!!! We got a baby boy!!
Frank: Frank Jr. Jr.!!
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Frank: So gross!
Phoebe: Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing..
Frank Jr.: I haven't slept in four years!
Phoebe: You can’t give up on your dream.
Frank: No, it’s okay. We’re-we’re gonna have three kids! And that’s-that’s a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Most Annoying Relative
Who is she?: Rachel's big sister.
*She dated a married man.
*She pierced Emma ears.
*Wanted to get marry to an old man.
*Fought with Rachel because she would not get custody of Emma if Rachel and Ross died.
*Thinks she's a decorator, just because she decorated his dad's office.
Amy: Stupid Thanksgiving!
Rachel: What? What happened?
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
Rachel: Oh, good for you!
Amy: I know! I'm Erin Brockovich!
Amy: Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.
Chandler: That sounds like fun.
Amy: eah, not really. Babies are dull.
Rachel: You pierced her ears!?
Amy: Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
Rachel & Monica.
TOW The Last Night - s06e06
Monica and Chandler made the big step of moving in together, so Rachel had to move out. In the packing process, the girls start to fight and say what things would not miss from each other.
(Here they had been reconciled already, I didn't find one of the fight itself.)
Rachel: "I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: "Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!"
Rachel: "I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
Rachel: "Oh my God, I can’t find a boyfriend! So I guess I’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"
Monica: I never get my messages.
Rachel: You get your messages!
Monica: Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.
Rachel: So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Rachel: I’m unpacking!
Rachel: I’m not moving! (She re-hangs a picture, crookedly.) Is that picture straight?
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Happier emotional scene
Chandler & Monica's engagement.
TOW the Proposal - s06e24 (Part 2)
I cry every time...
(Chandler walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)
Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door.)
Chandler: Oh my God.
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Saddest emotional scene
Ross & Rachel's big break-up.
TOW the Morning After - s03e16
I cry every time too! It's too sad!
Rachel: (softly) I think you should go.
Rachel: (softly) I really think you need to go now.
Ross: This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together...
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
Ross: Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and...
Rachel: (crying) No. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed, everything. Forever.
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this can’t be it, I mean.
Rachel: Then how come it is?
Best WTF Moment
Monica sticking out from under Chandler's sheets.
TOW Ross's Wedding - s04e23
I did not see this coming!!
The One Whith the Sharks
Season 9 / Episode 44
I don't know this is the WORST episode, maybe was one of my least favorites.
Through a misunderstanding, Monica ends up thinking that Chandler has a weird fetish with sharks.
Thanks to Ross and his big mouth, Phoebe realize she never had a serious long-term relationship.
Joey dates a girl, Hayley, who thinks he's inexperienced at dating, but once in her places he feels sure he dated her before.
Director: Ben Weiss
Writers: David Crane, Martha Kauffman, Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen
Ross: ... You don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.
Phoebe: I wanna get married!
Ross: Please don't cry because of me Pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.
Phoebe: Least you've been married, OH MY GOD! I wanna trade lives with Ross?!
Joey: Look I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses.
Joey: (to Gunther) Gesundheit! [Bless you!]
Hayley: I would love to go out with you.
Joey: Great, did I actually ask you?
Hayley: I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Joey: (to Gunther) Seriously Gunther you should see someone about that cold, if it gets much worse you could DIE!
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: Sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this.
Chandler: Let ME be a part of this!
Monica: I saw you in Tulsa… angry sharks turn you on!
Chandler: No they don't
Monica: Then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel!
Chandler: Yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl American action.
The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Season 5 / Episode 14
There's a lot of good episodes, but I choose this one because was the one where everyone finds out about Chandler and Monica, and that was epic!
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writers: David Crane, Martha Kauffman and Alexa Junge
Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys.
Joey: Hey, yeah. Then we could do that telephone thing. Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string.
Chandler: Or we can do the *actual* telephone thing.
Ross: Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldn't bring that up. It'll probably just bum him out.
Joey: Yeah. Poor cat. Never saw that big butt coming.
(Phoebe has been hitting on Chandler)
Monica: Oh my God. She knows about us.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Phoebe knows about us and she's just trying to freak us out. That's the only explanation for it.
Chandler: OK. But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps... SHE KNOWS.
(Phoebe is about to "seduce" Chandler)
Rachel: Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe's dress.)
Phoebe: Good idea!
Rachel: Yeah, oh wait! (She goes for another one.)
Phoebe: Oh now, don't give away the farm!
Best Season Finale
Ross says "I take thee, Rachel" instead of Emily.
TOW Ross's Wedding - s04e24
Minister: Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Ross: I Ross...
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross: Take thee, Rachel... Emily! (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
And then the camera made a zoom into Rachel's face... and fade to black. End of Season 4.
The wait for Season 5 was unbearable!
Best Listal Photo
She has a lot of great pictures here, it was very difficult to choose one... so I choose two!
On this one she looks really sexy on black and white.
(added by billycostigan)
And this one I choose it because I never saw her this way and caught my attention.
(added by Flá)
Here I also chose two...
I liked this photo because she looks so natural and innocent.
(added by Danie)
And this one because she doesn't look innocent at all, and I like how her eyes stand out.
(added by isa ♥)
Always like him on this picture... I love how he looks in this suit.
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This is my tribute to my favorite TV show ever.
I watched every single episode. I remember all the lines. I have all seasons on DVD. I laugh every time I watch the sames episodes, and cry with the same scenes.
Always compare other sitcoms with FRIENDS and I know there will never be one like it... "they could try... but they would not be successful."
Should I warn that there are a lot of SPOILERS here? I guess I have, for those who want to watch it for the first time.
HOPE YOU LIKE IT! :)
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