He really makes this show. I am always laughing out loud at his remarks.
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
“Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled on to that.”
“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’”
I just love his off-the-wall comments. My favorite part of The Office is when Jim plays pranks on Dwight. Rainn Willson really does a wonderful job.
"I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure."
"How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…"
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
He's a wise crack, a badass, a real sweetheart underneath...and totally gorgeous. What isn't to love about Dean?
"It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome."
Dean (on getting hit by the car): Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!
"What do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?"