My Favorite TV Characters (Boys)
7.91. Ian Somerhalder
72. Dominic Monaghan
Charlie Pace- Lost
I love Charlie so much! I think he is such a sweetheart and I just love, love, love his accent. :]
Charlie: So... first plane crash?
Claire: What gave it away?
Charlie: Ah, you can always spot the newbies.
"I have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. 'Course I don't wake up screaming."
6.93. Chevy Chase
Pierce Hawthorne- Community
I laugh at just about every single thing that Pierce says. Everything about him is hillarious and brilliant.
"Sexually harassing? What? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass somebody who turns me on?"
"We all know what we're really thinking. If, and i mean 'if' the culprit is among us, statistically speaking it's Troy."
"Why don't we go get a beer? I'll give you some advice and we can have what the kids are calling a sausage fest."
"Sure glad there are no old people here. This conversation would probably be total gibberish to them"
7.44. Ken Jeong
Senor Chang- Community
Ken Jeong completely cracks me up in everything that he does, but i LOVE him in Community
"I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You, sort of dodged a bullet there."
"Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo"
"So I did what any man would do. I faked my way into a job teaching Spanish at a community college using phrases from Sesame Street."
8.45. Jim Parsons
Sheldon Cooper- The Big Bang Theory
He really makes this show. I am always laughing out loud at his remarks.
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
“Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled on to that.”
“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’”
7.56. Jay Harrington
Better off Ted
I laugh out loud every single time I wacth this show. I hate that it was canceled.
"Never give up. That’s what I tell my daughter. She tells me to stop telling her, but I tell her I can’t, because that would be giving up."
"Hm? No. Your butt is in my staring place, so technically, it's staring at me."
8.27. Hugh Laurie
Dr. House- House
He is such a jerk that I love him. His sarcasm is fantastic and I love it when he has his brilliant epiphanies.
"I like you better now that you're dying."
"I had a heart attack this morning. I can't do any more drugs 'til at least lunch."
"Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?"
"Thirteen, go stick a needle in your girlfriend's pelvis--and no, that one's not a metaphor. Suck out some marrow. That one was."
7.38. Jesse Spencer
I fell in love with his accent and personality right off the bat. He is completely wonderful, in my opinion.
"Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?"
Dr. Chase: Office romances are a bad idea. We beat some very long odds.
Dr. Cameron: Wow, why don't you save the gushy stuff for the wedding.
"I'm not running away from what I did because you wanna pretend I never did it."
7.99. Neil Patrick Harris
Barney Stinson- How I Met Your Mother
I love all of his theories and rules. He completely cracks me up. He is definitely my favorite in the show.
Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said.”
“That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.”
7.110. Rainn Wilson
Dwight Shrute- The Office
I just love his off-the-wall comments. My favorite part of The Office is when Jim plays pranks on Dwight. Rainn Willson really does a wonderful job.
"I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure."
"How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…"
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
8.211. Jensen Ackles
Dean Winchester- Supernatural
He's a wise crack, a badass, a real sweetheart underneath...and totally gorgeous. What isn't to love about Dean?
"It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome."
Dean (on getting hit by the car): Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!
"What do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?"
8.212. Misha Collins
He is probably my favorite character on Supernatural. His humor kills me every single time. I absolutely love him :]
"Its very complex..If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter why does he keep.. "
"I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... just wait for the inevitable blast wave."
6.913. Brian Baumgartner
6.314. Wilmer Valderrama
7.115. Jesse Williams
Dr. Jackson Avery- Grey's Anatomy
He is so sweet that you just can't help fall in love with him. And those beautiful blues!
"In my family, I'm the pretty one.
You know, uh, my eyes, and... my smile & my body.
I mean you should see me without a shirt on. It's... It's kinda ridiculous."
"You're good at being a douche and that's just one step away from being cold and dead."
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