All The Video Games I Have Beaten In My Lifetime

27   5.8  

Game Beaten May 10,2013

1:Combination of like metal slug and conan

2:2D Shooter but can tell its adapted from a web game because there is alot of the same thing happening each stage

3:Very fun with a second person me and my sister knocked it out in one day but alone it can be quite challenging

4:definitely the art style is different than all else being made by behemoth

5:No story line but events are there

6:You can shoot as fast as you hit the button which is awesome

7:The gore and blood is very comical and not at all gruesome

8:The first game of behemoth

9:Power up's are so fun ice gun,plasma gun,flamethrower,acid melting gun,lazers all sorts of fun ways to kill people

Verdict Rating-Can Play/Must Play-It's a classic 2D Shooter so don't expect much but with a friend its quite a fun little joy ride. Take your UFO into the outer reaches of space and try not to get shot down but if by chance you do make the humans lives a living heck when you land!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

4   6.3  

Game Beaten May 8,2013

1:If you want to know the controls,story,and even how to play the game you have to approach the elder and read it all nothing is explained very tedious if you ask me

2:All boss fights but they take forever to bring down and not really fun either.

3:30 min time limit for each boss and trust me you'll need every minute

4:Only 3 continues and your done and dying is really easy

5:Very complicated in playing you never really know if your doing the right thing or not due to the game's little no hand holding which is frustrating

6:The graphics are gorgeous and the opening is magical like Kingdom hearts and shadow of the colossus mixture

7:The bosses in themselves are really really neat but a pain to bring down because of cheap tricks. For example the banished queen and whale chariot both can put up a shield and its unbreakable until the game decides to let them attack you and you can counter which could be 2 min or 16 and its all luck if it happens only then will you break through the shield and can deal out the damage. Stuff like this isn't good it's plain stupid you should win with skill not some stupid reaction command

8:No real story which is a bummer

9:Steep Learning curve

10:To change weapons if you play hit d pad never explained in game would have helped alot on first boss

11:Elder's voices are super super creepy and weird like whispers from scary movies or the krazoa spirits from star fox on dinosaur planet. I had to mute them to read the dialogue because its hard to focus with them speaking.

Verdict Rating-Not Recommended/Not For Me/Waste of Time-Malicious could have been good if it applied tutorials or some kind of way of teaching you how to fight but it doesnt you know nothing and your staring right into the beast's slavering jaws with no way out. This game's title fits because it's malicious to the player and holds nothing back and leaves you ill prepared to take on the menacing evil bosses. Instead just relax in the chair built by your cape and sleep it off somebody else will save the people maybe a good hero like the hero of time.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

180   7.2  

Game Beaten May 8,2013

1:The heroine is not pretty or strong or even likeable in my personal opinion she's just there and screams alot

2:A fighting game like ninja gaiden minus the pouring out of blood in three styles Power,Speed,Deflect

3:Tons of combos but really most of time you will be button mashing because of the onslaught of enemies

4:AI is super smart they can dodge your every move and counter attack if you even let up your attack for a brief second definitely the hardest fighting game AI i have ever seen so far in this style of fighter

5:Repetitive fighting and arrow shooting or cannon blasting

6:Used six axis but in a horrible way like trying to bend shields to hit gongs to open doors was horrendously painful due to the motion not working at all. On the other hand arrow shooting and cannon blasting were amazing and comical when you guided it you could hit soldiers in the eye,nuts,shoulder,leg,foot anywhere you want and the AI would respond naturally if hit there which was awesome. I experimented hitting them everywhere to see how they would react and trust me it could go on AFV it was so funny.

7:Bosses were awesome but so gruesomely difficult at times it's not even funny even game critics gave it a lower score because of how hard this game is too beat its insane. Whiptail takes forever.

8:The Last boss is probably one of the hardest bosses in a game i have played 3 phases takes about 30 min to beat each phase if you win and trust me your not gonna beat it the first time i guarantee that the black demonic raven king will slice and dice you for sure.

9:Beating the Last boss was insane with what you do to them it was like rated M material let's just say he might not have any genitals to make children anymore...

10:Loved Kai she was the only character i liked very playful and prettier than Nariko

11:The main villians talk so slow and in a tone that is utterly annoying you feel like saying just spit it out already geez

12:Reaction commands used but in a horrible way and they tend to get rid of the immersion factor if you fail them and they come up randomly and become tedious to do

13:The ninja girls are the hardest AI they can dodge anything funny that women are the strongest fighters as well they should be. I'd like a strong woman :D

14:Bohan's speech is digusting and kind of shocking when he talks to his soldiers

15:Story didn't really make any sense

15.5:Difficulty Spikes like crazy near the end it is no walk in the park


Verdict Rating-Can Play/Not for Me-A very tribal yet ninja like fighting game with speed and accuracy and puts your skills to the test and reaction time that's for sure. Many will put it down due to high difficulty but hey if you want a challenging fighter Heavenly Sword will not disappoint you it will chew you up and spit you out. So pick up the forsaken heavenly sword if you dare but know the risks that it might take your ego and your life

16:SPOILER:
Nariko dies in the end-When the main character dies it made the whole game pointless in my opinion and a waste of time

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   7  

Game Beaten May 4,2013

1:Basically a maze or labyrinth game with deadly traps combined with combat

2:bloody but in a paintball kind of way

3:It has RPGish elements such as gaining new armor and weapons you find to achieve more health and dish out more damage

4:Kind of like angry birds you shoot for stars 5 to be exact by doing different tasks like take out all the mummies or in a hidden room the thing is all tasks are a secret so if you want all 5 stars you have to experiment with the stage a bit

5:The bosses were great except the first one he was a pain having to get a gas mask so you wouldn't die lol

6:Brutal kind of cuz if you die even if your on the boss of the final part of the level you must redo everything so be careful when on low health otherwise you may get frustrated having to do everything all over again i rarely died thank god

7:There is 300 movie references it was wierd

8:Very Short only two worlds like 16 levels

9:Free game for PS Plus users so try it if you want

Verdict Rating-Can Play-Its a nice stab at doing something different and super corny but underneath the asthetics it will bend your brain at times and the combat is good natured and i loved mazes as a kid. So grab a frying pan as a helmet and scramble your mummies to dust to save your pretty princess

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

3   4  

Game Beaten May 3,2013

1:There is little to no music only ambiance of birds or passing cars and its really really dull when it happens so often

2:Very very repetitive game solve puzzle fight fight fight FIGHT AND FIGHT and another puzzle to more pointless fighting

3:The Fighting is a snore and really boring to do i didn't think combat could suck but this game pulled it off

4:The boss fights are done all the same and pretty boring just tap A till you choke hold then throw 8 times no strategy no nothing

5:There is puzzles but you use literally lil to none of any brain power at all which made the game all the more boring

6:I like linear but it is rigid and super linear like water the plant. The game shows you where the plant is in a cutscene then tells you , an on screen marker showing it and they even build a path of studs to the plant. It hand holds you ridiculously too much in this game and its not helpful its plain annoying

7:Chase was like in love with Natalia but there is no romance built up in this prequel at all and then at the end they like each other puh lease!

8:The storyline was horrible its not worth playing at all doesn't even explain how he became a cop or anything

9:No voice acting except i think 3 cutscenes which made the game completely pointless since lego games have jumped on the voice acting gig and done great and without it now they just fall short of glamor

10:Not as bad loading screens as Wii U version but still a pain nonetheless

11:Not funny or comical at all which is why i loved the Wii U sequel

Verdict Rating-Waste Of Time/Not Recommended/Not For Me/Can Play-It's supposed to be a prequel and the back story of chase but its nothing like that you learn no more than before you picked up the game and that is a huge disappointment also its poorly made as well most if not all the game is a snore and just plain boring i wish i could praise it but i can't. Become a cop but honestly i think i would just go for the doughnut shop and leave my sheriff badge behind and abandon the dull lego city

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

3   6  

Game Beaten April 23,2013

1:Never ever seen an ep of the show so i thought i would try this and I'm glad i did its pretty random and out there though but that's what i have heard about the fans say about the show

2:The game is exactly like a modern remake of zelda 2 in every way cept its easier way easier

3:Game broke into 4 pieces of map so if you get stuck keep going to each dot on the map and talk to everybody and if you pay attention you shouldn't have problems i beat the game not even trying or exploring with 98% i was kinda shocked so don't give up if you get stuck the first island is the hardest unusually gets easier after that

4:Mix between Zelda 2 and Metroid because you gain new powers and back track to open up new areas to find new items to trade to NPCS

5:Whole game is like fetch questing so if you don't like those you will not like this game!

6:Very bizarre music but amazing at the same time especially the cloud nine world man the music is 8bit and rock and roll and i just loved it would let my 3DS run with the song blasting through my speakers it rocks and its quite a mixture of variety well played

7:The dialogue is random and comical but i don't get it because never seen the show but i will now its peaked my interest

8:Some zelda references not many though

9:Dungeons are a piece of cake and pose no real threat at all puzzles all simple only hard part are bosses

10:Ice King is super hard and you won't be able to press things to heal fast enough lol trust me

11:Carry like 40 items at a time to use to heal each with a funny description like ketchup,trail mix,egg,carton of bug milk and much much more

12:Each world also has its own theme music and all 8 bit its glorious

13:WayFoward has done it again love their handy work in this title

14:Lots of backtracking kind of was annoying but not to the point of irritation

15:New game plus but didn't care to try it think you get to be a girl

16:Story didn't make sense but i bet its not supposed to

17:Final fight has more phases than you think

18:Riding the Raiacorn was awesome and the song was hiliarious

Verdict Rating-Must Play/Can Play-For the lovers of Zelda 2 its what you have always wanted a modernizaton cept it is super easy and doesn't hold a candle to Zelda 2 but whatev its still worth a worthy mention. So grab your trusty sword charlotte because do you know what time it is? It's ADVENTURE TIME!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

5   8  

Game Beaten April 23,2013

1:a pokemon RPG a little like Kingdom hearts but not in caliber but play style at least

2:You get to see pokemon in their natural environment and it was pleaseant to see that had a pokemon snap like feel to it

3:Speaking of snap you can take photos anytime you want which is neat

4:Music very much like Kingdom hearts classical and just beautiful orchestral music and each piece of pokepark has their own musical score and instruments to go along

5:The tasks are simple but enough not too get bored
Chase-Catch the pokemon by bashing it with your head
Quiz-Answer 3 questions correctly
Gift-Give something to them that they want
Battle-My favorite just good ol super smash bros brawl
Photo-Take a pic of something they want
Hide and Seek-Pretty self explanatory they hide u find

6:You collect 4 allies including yourself to solve some simple tasks like Oshawott can swim in water. Tepig can smash rocks. Snivy can power windmills and Pikachu can charge thinks with electricity so that was a neat aspect

7:Can power up your pokemon's moves, health, and speed with the right ahem price and currency is berries

8:Great storyline and dialogue chatter it really brings the pokemon universe to live in a new way

9:It's facebook for pokemon as my sister puts make as many friends as you can and its not as easy as just clicking add friend it takes a little effort but its just as addictive and i befriended everyone i could i had 115 at the end of the game lol

10:The villians are doing the same strategy as greek mythology lair of the lotus eaters where if you play their attractions you will never ever want to leave wish park so that was clever to use and the villains are great knew the main guy before they revealed him though

11:Talking and befriending each pokemon is magical and unique especially if you love this series its a love letter to fans

12:Darkrai is awesome

13:Like Kingdom hearts in that its about memories hearts relationships and the like and is deep if you think about it

Verdict Rating-Must Play/Can Play-New spin on pokemon that is enjoyable and doesn't fade from memory to quickly. So gather your pokepals and save the park from the dark vortex and wish park because only teamwork and courage will get the job done

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   1  

Game Beaten April 18,2013

1:A 2D Physic's puzzler

2:Don't remember the music because its not really memorable there is more ambience like when your in the jungle or a human body

3:People who say if you like fluidity you will like this to that i respond that this game is Nothing like fludity...Fludity is freaking amazing this game just blows and is horrible don't let anyone tell you different

4:Cool that there was different styles of play but no level is easy and they all have a learning curve to learn building to frustration very easily like the reverse controls levels and the snowglobe arrrrgh i wanted to break my friends vita but i didnt ^-^

5:Amazing physics water oozes like it should lava hardens and pesticides kill plants so its very realistic in approach

6:The art style is different but likeable

7:No satisfaction for beating just puts you right back at the menu wow thanks you stupid hard game for spitting in my mouth! This is the third game this week that just feels empty for beating arrgh

8:Not really fun just a hard challenge

Verdict-Waste of Time/Not For Me/Not Recommended-Puddle is complicated and too hard to be enjoyed unless you want a challenge that is all its good for. Just as a kid puddles are only worth jumping and stepping on and this game just adds to that theory

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   1  

Game Beaten April 18,2013

1:A 2D puzzle game

2:Gameplay super simplistic singing and butt stomping but the puzzles are insane near the end and will require some major brain scratching but most people will probably give up and look at a guide

3:Absolutely no direction no explanation no handholding ever so really there is absolutely no point to anything and nothing makes sense and made me really frustrated

4:Would have been better if it was linear but the open world is so huge its a little overwhelming and the lack of cutscenes or story really just makes this game minimal and not motivating to play

5:Everything is cute and the cell shaded environments are beautiful

6:Soundtrack is pleasant enough till it loops the 50th time trying to solve a puzzle that you keep failing and then i reach for the mute button for silence to get the solution

7:There wasn't even a real credits screen so when i beat the game i didn't even know it due to a glitch i fell in the cave when i was supposed to warp to the end and since there was no warp to the end i worked an extra hour getting back to the end to see the end and really made me super mad when i seen the credits was just on some billboard that turned on when you walked by YOU STUPID...I'm not even going there

Verdict-Waste of Time/Not for me/Not Recommended/Can Play-I really thought due to semi positive reviews i would like it but i didn't i hated nearly every aspect of it because their's absolutely no direction given ever its like your completely lost and no map or compass to help you out like the lost woods in zelda with no music to find your way out and essentially very very frustrating. I dislike the game very much and deleted it off my Wii U once it was beaten. Toki Tori 2 is not all what's cracked up to be and may appeal to some but definitely not me and i love puzzle games so I'm getting out the frying pan and having me some fried chicken just for spite of how this bird ruined puzzle games today for me.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

3   8  

Game Beaten April 15,2013

1: A 2D metroidvania game but with a mexican flair that has never been done before

2:The soundtrack is amazing and really sets the tone with such amazing mexican tracks and instruments and when you get a powerup the mexican hat dance plays super fast so that was quite awesome

3:Very much like Outland where you can switch in between two different worlds in this game the land of the living and the land of the dead

4:So many game references it hurts but in an epic way. The power up statues are Choozoo statues but look exactly like their from metroid

5:Super bright atmosphere and level design that really stands out and pops i liked it alot

6:the Characters and humor are pretty funny i like flame face the most especially because he drinks when his head is always ablaze makes no sense but thats funny

7:No voice acting sadly but my sisters voice overs as i played were even better especially flame face because she did a raspy one but then she nearly choked because he had like 60 dialogue boxes ahhahahahahah

8:It's a metroidvania but doesn't force you to collect anything which is crazy because i beat the whole game in 3 hours with 10% completion which is impressive my friend did it with 80% hahahaha

9:Bosses are pretty good but oh my goodness the Jaguar guy is super difficult from any fight you had before and completely overpowered thankfully you can keep punching him after he's down to let off some steam and get cat puns like "Your form was purrrfect" oh yeah cat puns

10:Ending was meh not really an ending but you get one orb out of 6 that builds something so maybe there is a real ending if you find the rest still felt unsatisfactory i won't spoil it though

11:Calaca is an amazing cool last boss that is pure evil no goodness in him at all which was nice to see

12:All sidequests completely optional which was shocking to me but appreciated

13:Fighting is like brawl different combo's and grabs and you can really deal out the damage if your skilled and its just plain fun to pile drive skeletons to the earth shattering their skulls

14:Their is killer stun though get pinned by an enemy and its over no dodging or hitting buttons does anything and you'll just keep getting knocked down till you die that is super annoying and made me detract a point from its score comon this is 2013 people. It felt cheap

Verdict-Can Play-It's a fine stab at metroidvania and with a drought in new games it was pretty fun but the ending makes you wish you didn't because its a huge letdown. But hey if you want to don the luchador mask and MUCHA LUCHA MUCHA LUCHA ITS A BRAND NEW CAUSE...Sorry i couldn't resist anyway be a luchador and pummel the dead to save your beautiful girl or she might not be as alive as you think...

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   10  

Game Beaten April 13,2013

1:A 2D platformer at its finest like super meat boy but without the frustration

2:A narrator to your gameplay so if you die he's like screaming OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OR OH MY GAWD! It's so hiliarous

3:The Narrator and cutscenes is the only reason to play this they are out of this world funny and so worth earning they will make you laugh so hard that your face might implode backwards

4:Cutscenes so memorable especially the opening and the puppet sticks "And the Ocean was like Psyche!" good times

5:The gameplay is amazing as well but gets eh alittle stale in the middle but still pretty great platformer

6:The music is a mix of techno and 8bit and i love it too pieces probably one of the best soundtracks i have ever heard it really pumps you up to play better and so unique it's really jamming

7:2 Player or single player but more fun single for me too many flip your friend parts lol

8:Tons of heads to collect and weapons from fireballs to grenades and exploding flying airplanes

9:No bosses which made me sad but timed levels instead with the coolest music ever! for 8bit

10:Finding a secret is awesome because the song is literally talking about a secret with a guy rapping random words like shooba ba dop pop kazow its a secret! its so funny and great

11:Comedic gold the whole time

12:The ending was phenomenal with a song to hatty hattington and Buckle your pants will never ever be the same for me the song is so funny and oddly placed

13:Credits are a shocker but a good way you'll see

Verdict Rating: ABSOLUTELY MUST PLAY-One billion popcorn bags this theater is off the charts in amazingness and behemoth has done it again i sure hope it goes multiplat because everyone has to experience the thrills chills and cats in Battle Block Theater but before you do BUCKLE YOUR PANTS!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   10  

Game Beaten April 11, 2013

1:Short but amazing game about 4-5 hours so one sitting for me haha

2:The music is outstanding RARE has completely blown me away with the music. It nearly brought tears to my eyes if you like the music in banjo kazooie then this game is just ear candy and so memorable.

3:So much fun to play i had a blast all the way through why it didn't sell probably because of microsoft hahaha i blame them.

4:The controls are different like ape escape you move with one stick and attack with the flick of the other it works well and just press A to pick up items

5:The fighting is glorious and just plain comical you can kick,jump into an elbow slam to their ribs,jump kick,punch and back punch and kick. These back hit animation are different and flow super nice. The best is punching a zombie so that his arm comes off beating the crap out of him with his arm and then elbow slamming him in the gut to send him to the big place in the sky hahaha or down below in this case

6:You can fight with just your hands or permanent weapons like a garlic shooting record player,squirt gun or my favorite the soda can blaster and just kill everything but that's not all! There is tons of items to use from chairs to coke bottles to zombie arms,books,cakes,portraits,chairs,pots,knives,swords,and ah yes cheese burgers and items even show damage as you use them. For ex the portrait can be used 3 times first time breaks the pic inside and the glass second breaks the wooded frame and third is just like a stick you wack someone with its so good and fun just to hit people maybe im just violent lol

7:The rooms are varied in sizes and so many too and the monsters come in all kinds mummies,zombies,skeletons,imps,electrical haunted TVs,portraits,chairs,trolls,jeckel and hyde,big brutish female lady vampires with huge breasts that pull you into their coffin and make out with you biting your neck and hearts above them while you fight to escape it kinda shocked me when you ran into them and that happened for the first time hahaha and flying coats all kinds of ghoulies.

8:The main themesong is super catchy and just lovable to listen too but kiddish

9:Typical boyfriend girlfriend storyline with some twists like her turning into a monster and having to knock her out as a boss that was pretty awesome but you see it coming so its not really a spoiler

10:All characters groan and grunt typical of RARE to do just like banjo games

11:Later adds challenges to fighting that really make you think and fight in a different way which is tough like can't kill the same enemy in a row, or kill all enemies without damaging anything.

12:Fail a challenge and the grim reaper shows up and he walks towards you with his glowing blue hand out and you can't run but only sidestep backward as he gets closer one touch and you instantly die to restart the room

13:Loading times are like instant so dying isn't really an issue till the end

14:Tons of cameo's from banjo kazooie and other games made by RARE

15:Beginning a hallway you walkthrough and the game takes over in first person as some come alive and scare you requiring correct button presses otherwise losing health and it was great as your fear built up suspecting which one would jump out but its the only section in the game like that and made me sad because more of those would have been amazing oh well still quite epic.

16:Super hard boss my dad watched me beat him he actuallly requires patience and if you try to rush it he will rip you to shreds and say Tally-Ho!

Verdict Rating-Absolutely Must Play-Grabbed by the ghoulies is super unique but i can't lie and say its not repetitive but the charm of the fighting and nostalgic music is worth a trip to the frightful mansion. So keep an eye on your surroundings or be grabbed by the ghoulies in this fun filled horror plague of a house. Heads will roll,Bones will Rattle,chairs will fly and the ghoulies with you at the helm will want to cry ^-^

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

11   5  

Game Beaten April 9,2013

1:Now with voice acting that is cheesy but funny dialogue chatter

2:Very very repetitive room solve a puzzle fight enemies use a key solve a puzzle fight enemies...zzzz...huh oh yeah you get the picture

3:The music is great but my disc was heavily scratched from vintage stock curses and pineapple sause so i only heard the music half the time so i beat the 6 hour game with only 3 hours of music other than that silent so i wish i could say more but i really cant

4:You help the ghosts? Say what yep you help the enemy to combat Erwin a geek meglomaniac

5:Added melee ability which is cool and he could be in the new smash bros 4 with this move set but it made the game super generic because enemies were all defeated all the same way with a punch to the noggin

6:Enemy design is kinda varied but dull after how many you see them

7:Spectrals only can be eaten with a power pellet but kinda annoying they show up all the time

8:Worlds are pretty awesome desert,spectral realm,burning tower with really realistic flames for ps2 graphics,windmill village and more

9:Ending sucked you turn on the ghosts that helped you why pacman just stop eating for once i mean the ghosts helped you save the world and you repay them by eating them. Don't bite the hand that feeds you round yellow one hahaha

10:No new ideas at all added since pacman world 2 and is definitely worse

11:Classic noises for eating ghosts fruits and pac dots felt nostalgic

Verdict Rating:Can Play-Again no new ideas so the gameplay gets stale pretty fast but if you want to save the world again with bandai's mascot scarf down a power pellet and a wakka wakkaing you will go

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

189   6.3  

Game Beaten April 4,2013

0:The story is your Kameo a fairy and you must rescue your ancestors because your sexy cleavage showing sister Kallus gets jealous and kisses the troll king to awaken him just when there was peace so its up to you Kameo another fairy to set things right and save everyone.

1:Basically a free version of skylanders in a way but you must earn each monster form

2:There are 10 Monster Forms to get them you must earn them by defeating shadow trolls no not idiotic people on the internet real trolls made of darkness hahahaha once you rescue the baby it grins flys into your breast and then you have the power to transform into them.

3:Pretty linear but you can look around. Not much to see unless you want to get more fruit to upgrade your monster forms

4:You can tell its made by RARE by the music very banjo kazooie like especially in the mystics hut but not really anywhere else which is sad

5:Unskippable cutscenes annoy me and theres alot of them

6:Bosses are called demons but really its just a tree,jelly fish,and a spider with like 10 green eyes lol

7:Poor story it just wasn't exciting at all

8:Hub is a giant all out brawl and you get to take part in pieces of it which is fine until you get to the ice world because your about to get the shadow troll there and it took forever to climb the mountain and then...HELP THERE GOING TO DESTROY A SHIELD TOWER!!!...So the game pulls you from your mission to do a stupid catapault task that you could have done later but noooooo...never does things like this again but it was very irritating to drop everything and do something else and really ruined the flow it was setting

9:All the Monsters are all different but fighting seems easier with just the strong ones leaving some practically for transportation through fire or something

10:Bringing down a plane from the inside was fun felt like metaknightmare from kirby

11:Game Over screen so dumb and unskippable NOOOOO!!! Blue Flames and some wierd laugh it got old fast!

12:Ending very horrible wont spoil it but it sucked! At least Kallus is really hot and struts her stuff when you fight her and the troll king

13:Final boss not hard at all but a real snore it was a major letdown

Verdict-Can Play/Not Recommended I guess as an anime fan I would say play for the fan service hahaha but as a game it doesn't gel together and it really feels like a failed science experiment it could have been good but it falls short in all it tries. So kiss your beautiful see through wings goodbye because not even magical beast forms can save your kingdom from the chaos of Trolls and its King and frankly no one even cares.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

12   6.6  

Game Beaten April 3,2013

1:Very much like Professor Layton almost a direct ripoff but not as good sadly

2:Many things to do but they seem pointless recording sounds,rhythm games and finding coins but you never really use them at all till the end

3:HUGE DIFFICULTY SPIKE at the end its like smooth sailing till the end and it almost requires perfection or failure really made me mad they didnt have a gradual tempo just became insane for no reason

4:Animated Cutscenes similar to anime

5:Annoying characters i don't think i liked a single one well except the pretty girl maria here sapphire eyes glistening was gorgeous hahaha

6:The mini games were cool the first time but recycled so much they became a snore no variety later on

7:Violin playing felt natural and probably the best section of the game it was magical

8:Lame storyline and french accents annoyed me

9:No exploration at all so that was kinda bad

10:Music is ok but you hear the jazzy theme so many times and in out of the way places it just doesn't fit

11:Super Cheesey lines that don't fit like holding a girl's hand and then just saying COOL!-NO just no

12:Your dog's name is Fondue which reminds me of that part in the Captain America and Fonduing lol

Verdict Rating- Can Play/Not Recommended-This could have been a solid rhythm game but it lost its charm due to running out of ideas halfway through and felt like a drag. I think Phantom R can remain a phantom because this is way out of tune with the tempo I am used to hearing

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

9   9.3  

Game Beaten March 29,2013

1:Totally worth the 10 year wait it is a solid gem of a game made by next level and miyamoto himself it is stunning from first door knob turn to the final boss himself.

2:The dialogue is amazing and will crack you up

3:The game is split up into like 20-30 min missions for me like 10-20 but i am a beast lol so its really fun to play in short bursts but many people complain that it takes away the immersion factor or just exploring it, but it really doesn't and sometimes your glad the mission ends because your health will be super low by the end hahaha.

4:The Poltergust 5000 can now be upgraded with money that was awesome 20,000 Gold to max it out

5:So many different types of ghosts now and they all have their own personalities like green can pick up items to shield or sabotage,Red are brutes and just come head on,blue are hiders,purple hide on ceilings,yellow are super fat and spit acid. There is so so many varieties and versions of each kind very amazing and you come to love the ghosts. It's strange because I thought they were scary in the original game in this one their lovable especially the ghost pup.

6:What's different in Luigi's mansion dark moon is very noticeable unlike Zelda or Metroid you have to earn your tools and use them for each dungeon by the first 3 levels you will have all the tools to beat the whole game in the first mansion and it really worked quite abnormally well.

7:The peepholes you can look through really added to the experience and felt so immersible at times ghosts will even see you and block you from looking in with a brick or fly real close and scare the living crap out of you it was amazing especially in 3D!

8:So many puzzles and every one is so unique there is no reused ideas hardly ever and backtracking is actually fun i never thought i would ever say this but i can for this game backtracking is fun.

9:Luigi is just plain awesome from his scaredy cat antics to his animations from exploring the mansion you will laugh out loud.

10:Loved Egads inclusion he bothers you like every 5 min but its not annoying at all and quite welcome well my friends didn't like it lol but i did especially because of the ringtone it has. It's the theme song from the first luigi's mansion game

11:The Music is a masterpiece all different for each mansion and flows oh so nicely from space themed to horror to guitar in the desert its so great i can't praise the music enough

12:Tons of replay value you can shoot for a 3 star ranking,find secret gems hidden all over the place,hidden boos to unlock levels its got it all

13:The humor is off the charts in this game

14:If you hit D pad you can yell like in the original but not for mario sadly hahahaha

15:King boo will make you have nightmares he is so cool now Dark red evil eyes and vicious sharp teeth he is the ultimate villian of the mario universe and i love him to pieces even though he scares the living daylight out of me at times

16:The bosses are all puzzles and really fun to figure out how to beat

17:Critics have jabbed that they got stuck for hours or that the difficulty spikes-BULL CRAP!-I can assure you it doessn't maybe i am just a beast but i never died once,found all the gems but 3 for each world,all the boos and never got stumped. If you use your brain and if you played the original you will have no trouble at all the puzzles are ingenious but not for even 3 minutes was i scratching my head on what to do next but i do have 550 games beaten and i got the highest ranked mansion in the original so...well try it out and see if you get stumped or think its too hard i bet you won't.

18:All the mansions are so different and amazing and spooky in their own way to explore i gotta admit it scared me at times but i played it at night so i deserve it lol

19:The final boss is so climactic i can barely believe that the 3DS could handle it it was awe inspiring and i will never forget it EVER.

20:Luigi has finally got the respect and praise he deserves if they continue this series onto Wii U i think i would faint and that would be so epic LUIGI'S MANSION 3 I can dream ^-^

21:The game's 3D is mind blowing snow in your face,to the light shining upon the ghastly hallways the third dimension never looked so good.

22:The toads inclusion was very clever and an excellent puzzling twist

23:The vault is where you can look at all the ghosts you caught descriptions of them gems boos and much much more

24:Multiplayer tried by myself its fun but be sure to beat the game first there are spoilers in there and its quite tough

Verdict Rating-ABSOLUTELY MUST PLAY-From the shining stellar gameplay to the unique mansions and brain bursting puzzles Lugi's mansion dark moon casts a shadow on any game out on the market nothing right now can even hope to be this good and I'm not just saying this its literally a masterpiece from Miyamoto. So grab a poltergust and go to town on some ghost busting goodness and spooky horrors and be sure to hold onto your mustache!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

5   9  

Game Beaten March 25,2013 at Midnight so technically March 26,2013 which is the memorial of Jesus Christ FYI

1:The Game has the best humor and will make you laugh out loud a couple of times its pretty fantastic

2:The Loading times are pretty killer so make sure to keep something else close by to do while your waiting like an ipod or laptop they take about 1-3 min per screen and during my play-through there was 60 that's at least one hour to look at just loading screens pretty rough i know but still worth playing.

3:I liked Chase Mcain and Honey the best they were the best at making things humorous thats for sure i found Natalia to be really annoying and whiny not someone i'd fall in love with hahahaha...moving on

4:Man i wanted the story to blow me away but it didn't it was weak you steal all these items and it never gives you a reason why not even the bad guy knows why its like really so it feels utterly pointless to do the missions at times

5:I loved being a cop busting the bad guys but your only that way 10% of the game the other 90% your the bad guy undercover trying to get into other gangs and just stealing stuff it gets really repetetive and i hate being evil even if its a cover I'm always the hero in the games so the fact you didn't have a choice irked me.

6:Driving to every single event also got very tedious and quite boring but the real time physics helped as you can literally total and roll your car which was awesome

7:The game is too big i realize collecting things is fun but my dear lord 450 gold bricks in a city that takes 20 min just to drive across...the ingame clock is gonna take a toll on this title

8:Loved all the new costumes but its takes literally forever to unlock the last few and even then i still don't know how to get the strong pull even after beating the game...no idea even where to look so that bothered me but the variety does spice things up abit

9:The cutscenes are pretty awesome and the highlight of the game its where most of the humor comes in or dialogue thats where it really really shines

10:Only lego game to be published by Nintendo and you can tell its even got mario references like Cheep Cheeps,Bullet Bills,Starman,and even Warp pipes

11:Only ability that is annoying is the color swapper its pretty annoying and it doesn't help that I'm color blind.

12:The Music is pretty stellar especially the opera smash bros like song at the end is just phenomenal and really finishes out the game in an amazing way

13:The skydiving parts are some of my favorite and exhilarating

14:Single Player only no multi so that makes it kinda boring at times

15:Chase Mccain is Lego James Bond

Verdict Rating:Must Play/Can Play-Lego City is really the epitome of creative ideas of the lego videogame franchise and not to play it for some of the flaws would be a disservice like the loading times and no multiplayer its quite a fantastic design and the levels are all unique in their own aspect if you love the lego series as i have its really icing ontop of a great already baked cake. So strap into the drivers seat and don't be afraid to suckerpunch some goons and put them into the back of a police car and arrest them because as it is an officer's duty. Venture through and save city known as Lego City as a cop...his name is Chase...Chase Mccain

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

31   7.6  

Game Beaten March 18,2013

1:Powerful opening leading you to believe it has a gripping story to tell it doesn't

2:The game builds up and builds up but there is sadly no climax or excitement

3:Learning the controls is like riding a bike for the first time takes a while to get used too

4:Kat is a cute new feminine hero and i like her alot but there isn't any backstory for her or its totally cryptic when there is nothing to see again

5:Side missions are a chore to do but essential to leveling up

6:All the menu's are touch based and quite annoying to tell you the truth

7:The villans are pretty cool except for raven she doesn't speak and just wants to kill you know rhyme or reason just die and she'll be happy i didn't get it. Then Alias gets compacted like a cube that was umm squishtastic

8:Flying is very fun but choppy but exhilarating at the same time because your always magnetizing to the wrong sides of buildings when you just want to fly kinda an irritation

9:Fighting very umm clunky and generic three specials earned and gravity kick and melee that's it so not much to build on again

10:Ending a cliffhanger and kinda a downer your left with as many questions as when you began and that is not a good feeling kinda like Kingdom Hearts but at least you want to know the answers this is like eh tell me if you want to but i don't really care.

Verdict Rating-Not Recommended/Can Play/Must Play-This game is as shifty as the gravity you bend around it you will enjoy the originality and the flying but the game holds no substance to make you want to explore the depth which is quite sad if they make a sequel maybe make it exciting at least a little. So if you want a black kitty named dusty who looks like it swallowed a galaxy or something and soar the through the wind while fighting black inky machinations from a doomsday portal take Kat out for a spin and shift into the world of Gravity Rush.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   4  

Game Beaten March 17 2:38 AM so really March 18 2013

1:First off i want to say i'm not being racist or prejudice when i say this because i love all races but this game is the black sheep in the series because of how blackified they made the game its utter insanity of how much a sterotype it has become. I don't like it because its like making fun of the black race and it even offended me! Also this ruined Toejam and Earls image they created for the genesis in being really awesome hipsters now there like a jersey shore knockoff thats even worse well For example heres a list.

Toejam is always talking nonstop about how good he is
There is tons of rapping
There is unnecessary cussing
Tons of slang i think you hear "Yknow what I'm Saying like over 1000 times in this game so annoying!!!"
All characters are voiced by Black Actors
Jersey Shore like cutscenes like filming lateesha's butt
Very immature
Sexual Innuendos
Over sexualized breasts on all women characters and jiggly
Gospel singing all the freaking time!!! for like 90% of loading screens i hate gospel with a passion
They use the word funk in so many bad ways like Funk You!,Funkify,Defunk,Prepare to be Funked and well I'll leave it at that and who could forget may the funk be with you.

This is not in the original game at all i assure you its phenomenal and a 2D sidescroller which is what it should have stayed but now...sigh... this....this is a piece of crap!

2:Now in 3D

3:Way too many things to collect keys,presents,vinyl records,exp

4:Have to upgrade now by converting humans to the funk cept usually your too weak and have to rely on random presents or pickups

5:I liked Toejam aton before this game now i sort of hate him! So I'm going to act like this game doesn't exist

6:The music is righteous and the only super amazing thing that stuck it is super funky and awesome to listen too it will make you shake your groove thing for sure! Sadly its kind of heavily remixed but still can make out the originality at times to the genesis version in my opinion it still can't hold a candle to the beats from the 8bit generation. The bad thing is the songs are locked until you unlock them and that goes for your background music too the vinyls control what music plays as the game goes on so that was a real downer as the music is the best thing that this series is known for and its on lockdown till you beat it so sad. :( I beat this game just to unlock the music really

7:The music rhythm pickup is very fun but hard at times as it will play a beat just like in a song like bom bom bom psh bom bom bom psh psh psh bom and then you play it back to convert humans over to the funk!

8:Very very lenient game over system only lose your progress on the level you died and then get to retry with 3 lives again its so great and quite shocking!

9:When the game boots up they step out of the spaceship and its the exact same sound effect and similar setup to ratchet and clank can't remember which game but it so is!

10:Adult themes and i don't like it!

11:Final boss is James a floating skull that is so out of place i had to double take its as if they took medi-evil's sir daniel's head off and made it with floating hands and a horribly designed CGI head its so so corny and does not work and its just a laughing stock to be honest

12:The last fight pointless you beat him and he apologizes and says he will see you later friend! "WHAT THE LIVING HECK! No last boss should ever resort to good and especially your friend made the whole game utterly and stupidly pointless beyond belief and trust me it is utterly pointless to play i regret it most definitely especially with this lackluster fight

13:Ending is they rap which is kinda funny but not worth beating look it up on youtube and save your time

14:long game took like 15 hours which is crazy because the original is 4 oh well it sucked and was a grind to get done

Verdict Rating-Deplorable Crap/Can Play-Really i recommend if you like the original pretend this game was never made because it kinda shatters its reputation that it established on the sega genesis. Now that game it will always be one of my favorites and always a legend but this game oh my...I'll try to be nice but in reality its a stereotyping rancid disgusting horrible piece of filth and experience falls short to none. Stick to the beat's of planet Funkotron on the gensis the original genesis and abort the mission to earth and leave the psychotic humans alone it's for the better. Whatever your body moves you to do always remember may the FUNK be with you if Yknow what I'm saying :D. This is the Funk Lord! Peace out! Homeys!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

9   5.7  

Game Beaten March 13,2013 at midnight technically March 14,2013

1:More of the same from the first

2:Only thing new are tilt and roll levels and touch gimmicks that make the game kinda a pain

3:The same old stupid music that is really annoying

4:Horrible cutscenes better if it had none

5:Two thumbs up for an ending sequence and no boss no thank you

Verdict Rating-Not for me/Not Recommended-Same game under new name and not any more fun or exciting. I say we just let this blob melt in the outer vacuum of space humanoids aren't worth the trouble

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

3   8  

Game Beaten March 11,2013

1:A game where you draw the line quite literally to fill in the grid to beat levels you must gain a certain percentage goal

2:The enemies are bizarre and different and some if they even touch your line or a projectile connects you are hit and take damage so it can be difficult to beat at times

3:Reminds me of the ios games where you have to slice up wood without hitting the moving objects until its small enough you win its basically the same principle cept this game had it first...way first

4:Great music and before each level loads the little tune it has its just awesome i love it

5:Storyline taking down the witch of lazy land yeah it went there hahaha bizyland and lazyland anyway you have to save the princess just like a fat italian plumber we all know and love except your a knight instead

6:Short game but a sweet interesting experience

7:What's lame is Jack doesn't even ask for the princess as his wife at the end when he can have anything he takes a house and a bale of hay is he even a man?! Hahaha oh well i would have chosen the princess especially since she's a pretty blonde...anyway well thats the game

8:Drawing in the environments are varied and they look evil at first like a skull or bones or ruins and then you draw it back in and its a shiny gold castle or rushing water or a mechanized robot its really neat you never know what it will be.

Verdict Rating-Must Play/Can Play-It's a different game but a fun one at that especially if you chill on the easy difficulty it's also addictive. If you want to pick up your sword shield and white magic pen to save the kingdom of Bizyland a noble quest shall be put upon ye . Thou shalt have it by the power vested in the king and the beautiful blonde maiden that thou hast must save. Go therefore ye Knight of honor and draw your line as it must take place in this medieval era of fortitude.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

8   8  

Game Beaten March 9-11 2013

(May keep this idea maybe not showing you the days it took to beat or just to get around beating it we shall see if i like it or not or say somthing in the comments if you like it or not if not I'll probably just keep it the same way i usually do.)

(P.S. March 9 internationally is Hatsune Miku day that is why you will see her and the number 39 which is March 9 or 3/9 kind of cool info i learned :D and i love Hatsune Miku so there ya have it! ^-^ Happy Past Miku Day everybody its also Hatsune Zaku day too basically a miku based gundam :D)

1:Onto the Review Cosmic Space Head is a boy from earth that needs to rediscover it and and have proof to show his friends that it exists and not a legend so not much of a storyline

2:The 8bit music is catchy and most of the times sounds like of like a music box so its soothing and later some really japanese like songs that were really out of place but i really liked listening to them

3:It tries to be too many things so it doesnt build on the mechanics that it had they made it a
Minigame tester-kind of a pain to do
Platformer-It's alright but hit an enemy in anyway u die
Point and Click-very annoying cycling through options
Side Quest Swapfest-backtracking for items
So in the end it really just didn't meld together at all well.

4:All the people or NPCs you talk to are real jerks and the guy is a kid for petes sake hold your tongue you geezers they need to learn from Bambi if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all

5:Hated the Space Station that place was a pain and seisurific in one part the screen goes red then white and flickers and you have to wait for the screen to calm down before moving on because the platforms become invisible. It was interesting thats for sure.

6:Unsatisfying ending you get a black and white photograph that is really ugly and The End! That's it wow what a game what a game!

7:You can't escape the credits they loop FOREVER quite literally press start see the horrible photograph again and the credits roll once more in an endless cycle of doom

Verdict Rating Not Recommended/Not for me-It tries to be too many things and in reality the game completely loses itself and isnt that fun at all. For now i think earth should be left a legend especially if you would have to rely on a lame sidekick hero Cosmic Space Head to do the job. Instead cool your jets and don't blast off into space because the cosmos can wait for a better future.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

3   1  

Game Beaten March 7,2013 at Midnight so technically March 8,2013

1:Very horribly made game but only because of really stupid game development decisions.

2:One of the worst decisions is too put in fall damage i don't care if it adds realism its just plain annoying and really detracts from the game experience in my personal opinion except ocarina of time but you could roll and not get hurt anyway...How this game uses it is plain retarded. You can literally see the platform below just like inches away and if you fall to that platform black screen and you die and restart the whole section over its not even realistic and just plain ticks me off.

3:Game consists of two things and you think they could have got it right but NO!
Platforming segments-Painstakingly dumb with the fall damage
Flying/Driving sections-Basically a 3D form of dodgeball for 4 min not hitting any obstacles

3.5: That is literally the whole game for 8 grueling levels. I almost put it down i really did but i got a reputation i have never quit a game no matter how tough or stupid it is as long as i have played it but its finally done stupid stupid piece of junk.

4:No cutscenes and no story-Fail

5:The music is just a couple notes and not pleasant to listen too and 8bit music is my favorite so they really messed up

6:You can get a boomerang but when you throw it its super small and looks like a fingernail its kind of disturbing and wierd

7:Bosses are super over powered thankfully you can just stay bouncing on their heads till they turn into a bubble

8:Cannot collect bubbles and get 99 but nothing happens i don't even know what the point there was to get them except for points not even a free life so stupid

Verdict Rating-DEPLORABLE CRAP!-Not a game its fun its poorly designed and just just not even built correctly if you want to play it just to see similarities to the movie go for it but its not worth it. This is a tale that should not be told and maybe one reason dinosaurs are extinct.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

74   8.1  

Game Beaten March 4,2013

1:Great selection of Tracks probably some of the best most likely because Retro Studios designed several of them.

2:Still Chance is better than Skill which sucks

3:The wing shell now knocks out everything in its way while it homes in on racer #1 or first place ungodly annoying it was bad now its just insanely powerful

4:The new Items are a fire flower and tanooki tail and the 7 Item which gives you 7 items a blooper,green shell,star,bomb,banana,mushroom,red shell i think don't quote me on that only got it like twice

5:The fact that you can be first for the whole race get wingshelled on final turn then hit by a star then a red shell then a bullet bill and then shrunk and then smashed and you finish 8th yeah not cool!

6:AI is super cheap they now play like humans holding items behind their backs to block your red shells they never did that before well not often its hard to even get a hit in now

7:Also the AI is super cruel you could be in 6th place and the computers will throw a bomb not forward to advance places but behind just to hit you on purpose frustrates the living daylights out of me.

8:Even if your a turbosliding snaking king the computers cars are always faster and if your not constantly boosting they pass you like your standing still its just debilitating

9:Really awesome Character Selection-New are Mii,Rosalina,My favorite Metal Mario,Lakitu,Queen Bee,Wiggler and theres more but thats all that stuck with me

10:Dumb that characters don't have weight so any character can be chosen and it doesnt affect the overall stats at all

11:The flight and underwater mechanics werent really a big deal at all and kind of an inconvenience in my personal opinion

12:Loved that some races were by sections not laps so it was just one huge track i wish Mario Kart made all the courses like that 3 laps around the same thing is boring to me so this change was awesome

13:Only Mario Kart too contain two Rainbow Road courses in the same game that was a shocker!

14:Mirror Mode is back and better than ever

15:No Timer on the courses so to get three stars on a cup is never known its quite annoying because you can't tell if your doing better than your last run!

16:Coins are back like from the old ones and really they don't make you any faster i had 10 coins on 150cc and still cars passed me like my engine wasnt running so they are a real annoyance and was upset they had to be in the game

17:Very hard probably one of the hardest if your trying for three stars on every cup beating it is kinda simple getting gold cup on everything.

18:Music is nostalgic and amazing for the new courses

19:3D effects breathe life into the courses

20:Never feel really that fast sadly i know its not need for speed but it feels just slow!

Verdict Rating-Absolutely Must Play/Can Play/Not Recommended-Im kinda torn i love each mario kart game that comes out but its always up to chance or what item you get is how you win even if you have the most skill and that really peeves me off! To be about drifting to the finish line and just because 4th gets a golden mushroom he zooms right past you its not right and unfair and is the reason i will always have a Love/Hate relationship with the series. Except for Double Dash it doesnt matter how many things or wingshells you throw i could race circles around anyone on that game because it favored skill over weapons and is still the only one valid in my eyes. Sorry this verdict is kinda like a personal vendetta against the series but this is what mario kart is a cheap item throwing chance based game its basically mario party on wheels and I HATE MARIO PARTY but i wont get into that! (I own them all due to my friends loving the games tho sigh lol :P ) So if you want to race with the gang in the mushroom kingdom and soar above the clouds while making a splash go for it if the gods of fate and chance smile upon you that is. Then strap in and hold onto your bananas and red shells its going to be a bumpy ride!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

89   6.9  

Game Beaten March 1,2013 at Midnight so technically March 2,2013

1:Worst Disney game ever made!

2:Horrible platforming or swinging basically you have to exactly grab a rock or something and then swing off that and do it again you will die so many times its not even funny and you could be right on the rock 85% of the time you will not grab it when you should have so so so MADDENING!!!

3:You have no way to attack really and your quite defenseless which is very belittling to the gamer you feel so helpless at all times

4:The music is horrible because they remixed the songs i like from the movie so heavily you can't even tell they were playing it unless they hit a key familiar note

5:Adult Simba is worse you are bombarded by enemies and you can't claw fast enough to even protect your self and it does no knockback at all to the enemies so if even a shred of them are touching you you lose health and i mean fast!

6:So many things can instant kill you its absolutely unfair

7:Wanted to rage quit so many times

8:Didn't have any story

9:The main enemies of scar's world were leopards not hyenas really at least make it close to the movie comon!

10:Only good thing is throwing scar off the edge of the cliff and finally seeing the credits screen the horror is over

Verdict Rating-DEPLORABLE CRAP!-Horrible game in everyway gameplay music replay value their is no reason to punish yourself unless you just like getting angry its poorly made and not fun for even a second. I don't know what happened virgin made such good disney games and i had so much respect but with this game man i don't know anymore... Leave pride rock alone no one wants to be king!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

139   7.5  

Game Beaten March 1,2013

1:The Disney music from the movie is all in here but now in 8bit and it is a joy to behold to your earbuds

2:The gameplay is just spectacular platforming is nailed and quite good and fluent,You attack with a sword or apples by hitting people with them which is comical

3:The Titlescreen has Genie shoot iago down and crash to open the game pretty hilarious

4:The title screen is probably my favorite song "A Whole New World" It almost brings tears to my eyes since this is one of my favorite Disney movies of all time!

5:All the levels are superbly designed and all different and quite fun to just jump around and swing your sword

6:The adrenaline music for Abu bonus levels and cave of wonders and the final level is just amazing i need to get the soundtrack to this

7:In my personal opinion right now its the best Disney game i have played even regarding the new games out today its got charm excellent gameplay and such nostalgia

8:The Genie world inside the lamp is so wacky and actually confuses you on where to go really threw me for a loop

9:This game is just plain fun i could go on and on but i wont :D

10:The final fight better make sure you have apples because its the only thing that hurts Jafar

11:The ending was beautiful as you get to make out with the sexy princess you were trying to win the love of throughout the whole game the gorgeous princess Jasmine. Which reminds me not even Mario gets a kiss from peach half the time hahahaha

Verdict Rating-Absolutely must play its just awesome in every way Disney can be and Kudos once again to Virgin they really know how to make disney videogames good and full of excitement that the movies give off. So venture with Aladdin the street brat and swashbuckle with the guards of Agrabah as you win the hot princesses Jasmines heart and much deserved love in the blazing sands of the desert Agrabah

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

24   6.8  

Game Beaten Feb 28,2013 at Midnight so technically March 1,2013

1:Great Disney game first off kudos to Virgin on making it as well.

2:The 8bit music is so great and adding the bare necessities song and i wanna be like you from king louie was icing on the cake

3:Mowgli can shoot projectiles or smash enemies mario style

4:Kinda repetitive but all the levels are all different but the goal is the same find red gems get enough till it tells you where to go a boss or baloo or paghera

5:Bosses don't have a health bar instead a face that slowly is erased of color kinda cool way to show damage

6:Loved the ruins level the best and platforming up the falling blocks

7:Change weapons to bananas,boomerangs,blowpipe,rocks,etc...

8:Ending battle with good ol sherkan the tiger and it was a great fight. Have to keep on sinking pillars while dodging fire and his claws to bring him down

9:The last level you have to dodge lighting which is kinda crazy but neat only other game i know of with dodging lighting as an element is donkey kong country 3 for SNES except its much more forgiving here

10:Very nostalgic and follows the movies its golden because its Disney

11:Mowgli is super versatile can climb and swing on vines and move really quickly hes a great character to play as and the levels are built to be his personal playground

Verdict-Can Play/Must Play-Very fun little short 8 level Disney game that is a sort of a challenge. The 8bit renditions of the famous songs really brought a smile to my face. So if your brave enough to find the man village take to the vines and swing into this fun filled jungle scavenging journey and make that tiger's stripes fall off as he turns tail with it on fire through the Savannah wasteland

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

20   6.4  

Game Beaten Feb 28,2013

1:Worst Game Ever Made Period Hands Down!

2:Supposed to be a point and click but point and clicks are actually fun

3:Pacman never listens no matter how many times you shoot something or tell him to look at

4:The music is so horrible it will drive you batty

5:The gameplay is horrendous and clunky and just leaks of pure failure

6:Your supposed to explore and shoot things to find out what to do but shoot the wrong thing and you die or worse! It's a game that punishes the explorer heavily

7:His voice makes me want to rip the stuffing out of teddy bears it makes me so mad and just plain ticks me off and his facial expressions ARRRRRRGH FALCON PAWNCH!!!

8:The Failgames or minigames are so stupid and horrible controlled

9:This game has made me more mad more frustrated more ticked off than i have ever been in my life i will never ever play it again I'm tempted to break the cartridge in half and throw it off a cliff its so bad

10:Everything is pure utter Fail!

11:The only good thing is you can get turned into a ghost and that was really cool except that you die once it happens because the ghosts take you away since your one of them now

Verdict-DEPLORABLE CRAP!-The worst game to star pacman ever made ever! Just stick the arcades and the world series and forget this piece of crap ever existed it has scarred my gaming career forever in its utter horridness instead just play anything else ANYTHING!!! Not even powerpellets or yummy ghosts feel good or anything. These are the horrors that pacman should have never ever taken. Let the ghosts win they earned it and better yet let this game go to the graveyard. RIP Pacman 2 REST IN PIECES!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

24   4.1  

Game Beaten Feb 28,2013

1:Very brutal hard game even on easy

2:All the enemies have names like Psycho,Blood Lust,a clown named Hooters,Maniac,Freak,Antonio,Babylon,Sugar,Spice,Giggles and so much more proabably the best feature for this game is the enemy names

3:Horrendous fighter with poor hit detection and spammable stale moves and enemies are overpowered.

4:Also very irritating platforming very clunky controls all around

5:If the bat wants to play we'll play-Riddler

6:Not fun in the slightest just hard

7:The last boss is pretty crazy big riddler kinda like a bane version and you have to uppercut him like 100 times. It would be shorter but right as your about to land the final hit he heals almost to full health like 4 times its so annoying!!! Like chucola cola boss in Mario and Luigi superstar saga if you remember him

8:To most Batman fans, this was by far one of the most unpopular Batman based games ever.

9:No satisfying ending except you rescue meridian and get to see alittle 8bit cleavage but so not worth it hahaha and just says you beat riddler credits roll and thats it

10:The Music though 8bit is very dark and spooky its really fun to listen to no other game sounds like it really

11:Love grabbing the riddle emblems where a deep voice mumbles something but how its done is creepy awesome and i just love it each time the man grumbles his deep voice hahaha i dont know why i just do

Verdict-Not Recommended/Waste of Time-The dark knight really should hang up his suit and cape on this caper because its a poorly made game and really batman seems like a pansy in this getting beat up by tiny henchman. Seen much better in the cartoons than this piece of junk so don't jump in the batmobile or suit up its not worth your heroics

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

24   7.8  

Game Beaten Feb 25,2013 at Midnight again so technically Feb 26,2013

1:First off i have to thank Tiny for letting me play this game day one on his brand new Vita thank you pal thank you! :D

1.5:I have to praise the graphics on the vita i really do the water flows ever so nicely cascading off statues and the jungle setting is vibrant in color and pumping with detail. The sad thing is the whole game is basically Jungle and it gets old fast just like Uncharted 1 for PS3

2:Everything the vita did with the motion sensor dragged the game down and was an absolute pain. The Pains of the Motion Sensor

A-Aiming with a sniper rifle rub the back screen at any time and it zooms in or out messing up your shot constantly so you have to hold the PS Vita without touching the back of it very very irritating and cumbersome.
B-When your climbing sometimes drake will fall and you must quickly swipe the screen up or some other direction not to lose your grip very annoying
C-To take photo's its the same problem as the sniper rifle trying to take a shot and it zooms to far screwing up the pic
D:Boss Fights aren't skill but just stupid finger swipes in directions oh and if you accidentally have two fingers on the screen will not work and if you swipe wrong once you have to do the entire 10 min swipe fest all over again with the unskippable cut scenes and everything
E:When your trying to clean a item same thing hit the back touchscreen and the item will spin out of control making it hard to clean
F:Puzzles a nice touch to do one but like 8 was very annoying and dragged down the experience and didn't fit with the Uncharted Series
G:Going across a log or plank even if it was flat made you do a stupid balance mini game every time tilting the vita which is also very annoying
H:Only good thing with the motion sensor was the charcoal rubbings that was actually fun
I:Also holding the Vita up to a light was ingenious to see a scroll very innovative game puzzles kinda like stamping your DS in Zelda Phantom Hourglass that stumped me forever lol

3:Finally point 3 the shooting takes getting used to its much more streamline on PS3 and even with the Sensivity all the way up its just way to slow trying to line up a shot on enemies

4:The game is super unforgiving. It never tells you when a checkpoint has happened or been saved and if you die you usually have to redo like 10 min of the game that you already did it was a complete pain in the butt and made the game very unfriendly to play and just plain moronic. The PS3 games never punished you like this and for good reason.

5:The Story is kinda weak their is no climatic moments like the burning building or the sinking ship or the train like number 2 its just really plain and kinda boring

6:The comedy is really good tho but it can't pull the weight of all the bad decisions of the game developers and what they did with this series-Let's just say I'm super glad that Naughty dog makes these games because they know how to do it other studio's just dont get it

7:The game is very repetitive as well just doing the same things over again climb around a turret take out the guy,defend the girl while climbing,take out enemies,do a lame puzzle, rinse repeat util your so bleached from boringness you just want to take a nap

8:No creepy amazing enemy that's over powered like the other Uncharted's

A-Resident Evil white Zombies
B-Blue Tribal Monster Men
C-Flaming Skull Men Teleporters

But what does this game have...I'm waiting oh what did you say NOTHING!

9:I liked the new character Chase she was awesome and well written but was kinda like samus aran from other m no real emotion in her voice

10:Supposed to be a prequel but i really didn't learn anything new about drake and really disappointed me greatly-this game is completely obsolete and not needed

11:Alot of Religious creepiness involved

12:Tarot cards are your bounty in how you kill people really. Spiritism in uncharted give me a break!

13:Music Tracks are stupendous and maybe the only reason to play it through because its just that good to listen to the ambience and the chanting in the temples sets off a very good vibe

Verdict Rating-Can Play-I really was hoping a portable version of Uncharted would be a treasure on the Vita but instead its as dusty and dirty as the artifacts you find from the Incan's. It was highly undelivered any excitement that you expect from Nathan Drake. Better to leave this in the tomb of the serpent and just move on to better things when Naughty Dog makes Uncharted 4. Sorry Sony Bend but this is one corner that you cannot cut and the game has been so bended that they broke the formula i know and love from the Uncharted Series. So put away the AK47 and your punch happy fists because honestly Drake is going nowhere fast in this forsaken Jungle.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

17   6.1  

Game Beaten Feb 22,2013 at Midnight so technically Feb 23,2013

1:Best part is spinning into a tornado by a wall holding the button down for the spinning sound effect which sounds like a horn get higher and higher pitched so loud it sounds like a tornado siren and it could shatter windows its just freaking amazing sounding :D

2:He's almost as fast as sonic in a way

3:Eating everything was funny except bombs those are not a wise gourmet meal and quite explosive. Funniest part was eating the exit sign to beat a level.

4:The music is amazing on the genesis and sound like looney tunes but on a grander space themed scale

5:Super ultra hard game but very fun for the first two worlds after that well...you just play it hahahaha

6:Other looney toon characters cameo like yosemite sam and road runner and wile coyote good times and nostalgic as a kid i grew up with these guys

7:Wall jumping is more like smacking into the walls back and forth really fast to advance

8:Very tight platforming segments that are insane

9:Getting hit produces the funniest hit animation sound ever it sounds sort of like GOO LOCK!!!

Verdict Rating-Absolutely must play!-If just for the tornado sound effect really its just plain awesome and its quite a challenge if you are looking for one. Its not a kiddy game at all and will even test the best in thier skills and timing departments. It's gem of nostalgia that will always remain with me as it was my very first genesis game of all time and i first played it at my grandma's in iowa such fond memories...wow im off topic...anyway great game but kinda brutal so if your looney enough and dig the tunes spin into a tornado like frenzy consuming all in your path as you try to escape the dastardly planet we all know as Mars.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   10  

Game Beaten Feb 22,2013

1:A mixture of
Zelda 2:For the overworld map you walk on and all the NPC's you talk to in each town.
Metroid-Upgrading weapons and finding items to beat bosses
Earthbound-Kid with a yoyo but not turn based

2:All the music is very catchy and glorious 8 bit

3:The storyline is pretty intriguing for a short nes game well it takes like 8 hours so pretty long IMO

4:Alot of awesome enemies to fight and names such as Puff's,Mad Maddies,Rattus,Loopers and much much more

5:Changed the music when you got closer to the boss

6:It's just plain fun to surf the ocean with the C sub

7:One of the locals asks you if your a video game master lol i would say i am short stuff as this is number 535 beaten Booyah! I know noone says that word anymore

8:You have to be turned into a girl to access a woman only castle so that was super awesome blending in with the females

9:Main character's name is mike my dad's name so i liked that

10:Aliens are the main bad guys later and really look like their from the film especially zoda

11:Only game i know other than star fox 64 where eyeballs are shot out of their head to attack you.

12:Interactive credits where you get to play out the ending and talk to the locals one last time and they really praise you more games should do this it really pats the gamer on the back showing they didn't waste their lives getting to the end

13:Recommended by Tiny and i personally don't know why i didn't play it sooner thanks bud.

14:Dungeon crawling but its not too overbearing each one is totally different

15:Many puzzles with blocks and jumping and tons of secrets hidden walls,fake exits,secret passageways,hidden enemies all sorts of stuff

16:The cubes aren't what they seem to be...

17:Feeling really powerful with the supernova

18:Zoda looking like Alien from the movie and once you beat him its a gruesome ending he basically spews his guts,saliva,and liquid all over-himself before melting its quite unforgettable in a disturbing kind of way.

Verdict Rating-Absolutely must play-Its one of a kind and very metroidvania like to sailing the sea and whacking snakes and rats with your yo yo star tropics will always keep you guessing and on your toes it can be tough at times but we all love sailing in a yellow submarine (Beatles Reference hahaha). So shoot for the stars in this yo yo slinging adventure to rescue that long lost uncle of yours and conquer the final frontier space and all its mysterious ways.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

7   7.4  

Game Beaten Feb 21,2013

1:The biggest puzzle game/backtracker i have ever played the whole game is backtracking and a pain

2:Being an egg sucks so you could say the game sucks eggs lol

3:Platformer but so clunky you usually roll off of everything when you try to make a jump very annoying

4:Have to collect 250 stars to unlock the ending and the last fight is super easy

5:Very Very tedious and long

6:Puzzle Game

7:Can only hold 3 items would have been better if you could hold everything you found would have been much better and way less backtracking

Verdict Rating-Not Recommended/Can Play: Being an egg isn't what its all cracked up to be and this gameplay is easily very brain shattering where to take items when to drop them when to use them its way too complicated for the amount of world you have to travel. Hey if you want to get dizzy then spin out of control in this adventure go for it but its not over easy instead its totally scrambled.

(I like egg jokes xD)

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

63   6.9  

Game Beaten Feb 21,2013

1:Hardest most cruel game ever made by Crapcom its utterly insane

2:Time limit hits 0 you die

3:Get hit twice you die

4:Don't have the correct weapon for last level repeat 2 levels make sure you have the shield

5:Get to the end its not over the game literally mocks you and i quote "Sorry you fell for this illusion and trap of Satan go forth bravely" WHAT THE HECK YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME-SO THEN YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE GAME AGAIN AND ITS EVEN HARDER NOW!!!

6:So then...After a few thousand lives later you get the end beat astaroth again and get the happy ending its not worth it folks not worth it!!!

7:Never ever play this game again ever!

Verdict Rating:Not Recommended/Deplorable Crap-The most cruel unfair challenging game on the Nes its not even fun at all anywhere anytime only play it or challenge others to punish them because its worse than being tormented eternally in heck then play this game to the finish. So if you want to take down satan for a pretty lady and ghouls and everything in between keep your armor on your gonna need it!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

172   8.3  

Game Beaten Feb 21,2013

1:If people think call of duty is hard core contra is like one million times that especially in difficulty.

2:Most part a 2d side scrolling shooter/platformer

3:Can kinda upgrade weapons by shooting eagle crates which switches it to a better one my best is the spreader gun

4:Got to have super quick reaction time enemies can come out of nowhere so be ready to duck or jump depending on the situation.

5:Great 8 bit music even tho its only 3 songs

6:There is a section kinda set up like megaman starforce where you shoot vertically and the camera is behind him that was really neat

7:Looked like this game had inspiration from Alien the movie because the design of them are too close to be coincidence.

8:Last boss you break the Red Vile Falcon's Heart literally by blasting it to smithereens

9:Tough as nails be ready to die its pretty brutal as are all nes games

Verdict Rating-Can Play/Must Play-Looks like the first metal slug to tell you the truth and blasting soldiers and aliens alike proved to be quite fun its like konami's version of megaman in a way and its quite a blast for a small little game. So if your ready to take down some extra terrestrials and make'em eat lead then Contra is your man!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

24   6  

Game Beaten Feb 18,2013

1:No music only beeps that would make you check your pacemaker if you had one

2:Top down shooter only shooting other planes

3:Only three power ups

4:Can actually mash the fire button to shoot faster too bad i didn't know that till halfway through lol

5:32 levels of a snorefest

6:Seriously i would rather watch paint dry or grass grow for 50 years before playing this again so so so so so so zzzzzzzzzz....where was i? Oh yeah its boring!

Verdict-WASTE OF TIME-If you want to send yourself down a drowsy induced path of pain this is a plane trip where you will hit a fleet of albatross and a CEO's jet just take out your engine so you may crash into george washington's face on mount Rushmore where your happy body can burn in peace. Yeah its a trip! Don't take it please!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

2   5  

Game Beaten Feb 17,2013

1:I have wanted to beat this game since i was like 6 years old and oh my god its like the hardest game i have ever played ever!!! It was well worth beating to make me feel so so good and a big load off my back

2:Mickey and Minnie having to jump together is super annoying when it comes to platforming and if she falls in the pit you die too that just sucks leave the lady to rot lol jk jk I LOVE ME LADIES xD! I really do i never abandoned yoshi when i was about to die always died with honor mario dragon and all

3:Really neat that there's secrets to discover in plain walls by throwing stars

4:The ocean wave level is super brutal and broken and the boss at the end does not help at all

5:I thought Pete was the last boss i really did. I had no idea Malefiecient was behind the whole thing that was a shocker and the only way to beat her jump behind and pelt her back with stars till she goes down

6:Absolutely love the 8bit music especially the first stage i could listen to it all day long

Verdict Rating-Can Play/Not Recommended
I say this because this is one of the hardest nes games ever made even the original zelda and metroid are easier than this beast of a disney game its made by capcom like a mickey mouse megaman game of brutality and it delivers a full course gourmet meal of pain and suffering. If you like challenges its one of the best yet i mean it anyone want a peanut. So if your brave enough for the 8bit challenge of your disney filled life of love get ready for hatred beyond imagination for a cheery game of two mice in love as your controllers shatter against the wall in praising the affair. I'm not kidding play at your own risk!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

8   5.5  

Game Beaten Feb 17,2013

1:Just like the original but way harder I mean WAY!

2:Can pick any level but the funhouse for that you have to earn enough points to earn 50 tickets or beat all the other attractions and get 4 gold tickets.

3:Roller Coaster-Dodge minigame while standing on a platform duck jump flip up and down its insane

Log Ride-Your the cat and you just dodge frogs and fish and things probably one of the easier ones

Train Station-Be the pig and belly bounce enemies while staying on the front train car because they detach and if your left behind its back to the beginning it sucks! Then you have to beat a white dog polar bear boss who punches you just belly bounce him off the heezay a couple of times and your good. This is my favorite one.

Bumper Cars-knock mouse cars into the hole but don't get sucked in yourself because their is no escape then. I know someone is going to say that's what she said to this sentence i just know it so i said it instead lol.

4:8 bit tunes are still epic and catchy as ever

Verdict Rating-Not Recommended/Can Play
Rough brutal platformer that feels like megaman on steroids to tell you the truth and is actually harder if you like punishment go for it and welcome to wackyland if not i would take your whirly propeller hat and fly to a theme-park elsewhere

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   7  

Game Beaten Feb 16,2013

1:This game was released the same day as Sly Cooper Thieves in Time but not really known by the mass media heck even i didn't know till someone told me.

2:It's a stand alone game for only 2.99 and its worth it at such a steal so that means you don't need thieves in time to play it

3:It's basically setup exactly like the 3 hacking minigames from thieves in time except with new twists and goals

4:The Title Screen can be watched for like up to 10 min just seeing all the cooper cast and others just mess around the building it was a nice touch

5:All the Hacking minigames got a new fresh coat of paint so to speak-now having upgrades,goals such as don't get hit once or find all the sly masks,all the levels are totally different so its not really tedious playing the same game over and over

6:Beating level goals will nab you tokens with which you can spend at Dimitri's desk and get some pretty amazing and bizarre treasures its exactly like the treasure wall in thieves in time.

7:Three Minigames are
Alter Ego-Side Scrolling shooter
Spark Runner-Guiding a ball to the goal with six axis
System Cracker-Guiding a tank through a gridlike chip

8:So many throwback game references its awesome

9:The arcade looks just like Flynn's arcade from Disney's Tron

10:Even have a light cycle arcade game but its a secret door that leads to the basement once you have 301 tokens that is so really you don't have to collect them all

11:In the end there is 111 tokens you can nab for each arcade machine for a grand total of 333 so really you can skip 32 tokens technically and even earn all the trophies and the basement

12:SUPER GLITCH-If you keep your aspect ratio of your TV to 4:3 in level 18 of alter ego there is a token goal of destroying 10 turrets. Ok fine...NOT FINE the 10th and final turret will never show up in 4:3 no matter how many times you play the level. I played it over 120 times and no dice. Thank God i talked to Tiny and he suggested 16:9 switched rebooted played the level 10th turret right at the end where it should have been. SO FRUSTRATING SO PLEASE PLAY IN 16:9 and save yourself the trouble i had!

Verdict Rating-Absolute Must Buy/Can Play-The reason for this is if you liked the hacking its much better improved and lots of fun now but if you didn't steer clear for that's all this game is its a collage of the hacking minigames. It's also really nostalgic to me personally because i grew up with all the old games like pac-man,galaga,dig dug good times...So if you want to stress your gaming muscle with some good ol fashion button mashing and guns blazing this little snippet from Sanzaru should not be missed

SPOILERS!-Anyway Also if you loved the Rock and Roll section of the Mrs Decibel mission where you drive her mad. That song is completely unlockable to play anytime you want for the right price anyway all the tokens in the arcade but it was worth it.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

17   7.4  

Game Beaten Feb 13,2013

1:First off the roads and races that you get to venture on and the open road feeling is nostalgic. You will drive past mountains,waterfalls,caves,desert and more and its really surreal.

2:The AI is completely unfair and unrealistic they can hit a car head on collision and it bounces off them like rubber usually to send it careening into you and you go from second to 8th instantly to try and catch the leader over half the race hit anything again and its over! Very frustrating. Also you can slam into them will all your might and they just take it like a brick wall no effect and speed right past you and it slows you way down totally unrealistic!

3:Another game that has made me hate the racing car game genre

4:The races take way way too long up to 10-15 min apiece and if you lose well your going to be playing it over and over and your rage will keep growing till you want to break someone in half! Its not an easy game at all either

5:All the cars feel the exact same all slippery and theres really no sense of speed because off all the turns and constant traffic you must avoid

6:You can never lead 1st unless you have a perfect race your always tailing the leader no matter how good you are its just plain annoying

7:There is damage in the game so wreck enough times and your busted or wrecked and have to restart and it happens too often to be ignored

8:Hated the Time trial events that are superbly too long and no fun and all just race to the finish for no reason its quite boring

9:You unlock tons of cars through bounty but its quite pointless because 75% of the races force you to use a specific car only for that race so whats the point of all the cars you unlock I'll tell you ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

10:Nothing earned for beating the game at all just a credits screen no video or anything very disappointing and feels like i wasted my time playing this

11:The Cop side is semi fun only busting punks and it is a blast at first but later becomes a pain and just plain annoying trying to catch them because you never are fast enough usually you have to rely on your helicopter and roadblocks to wreck them on a 30/100 chance of getting them.

12:If you thought the time trials were bad for the racers for the cops you hit a wall or car and 2 to 3 secs are deducted off your time each time theses an occurrence this game is just brutally stupid

13:Never ever had a smile on my face playing this piece of crap a grind i will never do again and i will never play need for speed hot pursuit titles again!

Verdict Rating-WASTE OF TIME/Not Recommended to Buy or Play- I expected alot as i heard this was were Need for Speed turned around their legacy and their games were getting better I would have to disagree completely with that statement. The gameplay is a snore and just plain frustrating and it doesn't feel like even a console game. It feels like an old fashioned arcade game at pizza street that would eat your tokens with just a better graphics engine and nothing more. The only thing that is good is the graphics and the scenery. I doubt that you play games just to passively look out the window on the graphics i play games to have fun usually. This game is a very terrible experience and if you value your dual shock controllers you will put on the brakes before playing Hot Pursuit Trust me its for the better of racing kind.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

5   9  

Game Beaten Feb 7, 2013

1:It's sly cooper tried and true and is exactly the revamp we needed for the series except way more streamline

1.5-For The complete cooper ancestry scroll to the bottom and work your way up to avoid spoiler at the end of my review its not really a big deal just reveals the world you will be in when Sly 5 Comes out!

2:The overworlds are 3 times bigger and very fun to just explore and hop from pole to sword tip to tight rope or whatever is lying around

3:The guards are very unique from baboons with bright red buts,to sexy female cats in bikni's with their face covered by a veil wielding two arabian swords,to penguins, and even saber tooth tigers and much more

4:The comedy will make you laugh several times and even references the earlier games which is great

5:The hideout is much bigger and more things to do in it. You can play table tennis,look at treasures or costumes,buy stuff on thiefnet,time travel and play any past mission completed,arcade machine to play classic retro 8bit games and more

6:The treasures now are not sold but collected and give you a description for each. All are timed but even if you fail to get it back in time just go back to the spot and try again its so epic!

7:Clue bottles are back and boy are they hard to find in the huge overworlds. There is 30 in each world find them all to open a safe. The safe contains an upgrade that works for all your characters instead of just one. Get 3 worlds done and you get clockwerk's eye which shows you all the bottles on your map which is so nice! Also be sure you have all the costumes before going after them. Actually here is how it goes

World 1-Use Sly he can get them all no costumes needed
World 2-All can be found cept one need jailbird costume
World 3-All can be found with just Sly no costume
World 4-Need robin hood costume
World 5-Need thief costume

8:Huge plot twists that's all i will say but they are shocking

9:Proof in game that a sequel will be made Sly 5 is on the way! :D

10:Carmelita and Sly's relationship really progresses to an amazing point.

11:Carmelia is so foxy and sexy now with her tail and demeanor and her body her speech pretty much everything is so suave and seductive. She even belly dances in a revealing Arabian outfit later its so Caliente! Hot! Sexy! Love Carmelita so much! :D She is also fully playable in all the overworlds once she is unlocked. It's cute she hits on the other coopers hahahaha and Sly gets jealous. She is a true foxy vixen and one that I will always love.

12:There is the most playable characters in this game than any other sly like over 15 all control differently too its pretty awesome

13:Stuck to the comic book art style but I'm glad and the PS3 really sharpens the detail the graphics are streamline and stunning

14:The Load times are alittle ridiculous and quite long but hey at least their is music while it loads so i never felt it to be a pain

15:My favorite world is probably Feudal Japan and Arabia but all are amazing and gorgeous and fun to explore

16:Secret Ending if you get the platinum trophy and beat the game again and let the credits roll

17:First time i was really sad for a game character in a long long time

18:I Like the new adult versions of all the characters and bentley's new doc oc like hands

19:The Upgrades you get are just amazing and new like silent sprinting and unlimited smoke bombs. For ex you can later get seen throw a smoke bomb instantaneously go around the back and silent take down the enemy. At the end Sly is literally untouchable its amazing

20:SPOILERS!!!-Game ends on a cliffhanger but that means Sly 5 is coming! Sanzaru deserves a pat on the back they brought back Sly exactly like they should.

21:The minigames are awesome and using the six axis is really enjoyable

22:All the ancestors are voiced just amazingly and all charming and different in their own way

23:All voice acting is stellar

24:The storyline is one of the best written for the series

25:Was completely worth the 8 year wait!

26:Hated Navigate like Drake trophy it is such a complete pain! Basically got to replay the whole game again. You have to look at the map in every single mission and level its insane. Also they didn't mention theres a map for a hidden secret level as well.

27:The really cool secret bathhouse area in the Arabian world aka EP 5

28:Was iffy on the costumes but they turned out to be a really nice creative decision that worked extremely well not to mention they all had special powers and unlocked areas that you had to backtrack to in the hub worlds.

Verdict Rating: Absolutely Must Buy/Absolutely Must Play
Even if you have never played Sly Cooper you could start here to see if you would like it. It's kinda like the kid's version of Assassin's Creed you might say. This is the classic sly and the most well done game i have played this year the Storyline is superb and keeps you on your toes. Stealing things is such an addiction and is just plain fun. Also when you pull off a big heist it feels so satisfying. This is one gem that should be in every person's game library. Sly cooper is a legend that should not be missed! If you can look past the kiddish game cover you will discover one the best game series ever made. I really can't stress enough to try this series out its phenomenal in every way. So if your a veteran sly cooper fan or just an average Jo its perfect game for you. So strap in and blast off into a journey through time as you save your raccoon ancestry and restore value and honor to the Cooper name.

SPOILERS!!!-The secret ending reveals sly cooper landing in egypt with the sphinx next to him as it cuts out. I SO HOPE SLY 5 IS COMING SOON OR DLC ANYTHING THE WAIT IS ALREADY KILLING ME!!! :D Good news is Sanzaru will be continuing the series and is now a first party game of Sony!

Ancestors still not used
Slytunkhamen-Sly's ancestor from ancient Egypt, and creator of the Cooper Vault. He had two canes that bore a striking resemblance to the Egyptian Khopesh, and used the ability to turn invisible to aid in stealing from corrupt Pharaohs and greedy noblemen. His name alludes to that of the famous young Pharaoh, Tutankhamen. He also was skilled at creating traps that were used in ancient Egyptian tombs. His special ability is known as "Shadow Power".-Where the next game will start (SO EXCITED)

Slai Mac Cooper-The strongest of all of the Coopers, he could break any lock with a single blow using his large stone cane. Judging from his Celtic attire in his Cooper Vault picture (for example, his kilt), he possibly lived in a Celtic region such as Scotland or Ireland. He was the Cooper who created the wall-edge sneak. He may be a blacksmith, as suggested by the open forge and many swords around his area of the Cooper Vault.

Henriette One Eyed Cooper-A woman who sailed the seas and stole from other pirates. She had the innate ability to smell gold. Originally wielding a hooked dagger (as seen in the portrait of her in the Cooper vault), it can be assumed that she lost a hand and replaced it with a hook shaped like the trademark Cooper hook (as seen on the pedestal in front of the portrait). She is likely the most famous of the Cooper women, because she is the only female appearing in the Cooper Vault.

Thaddeus Winslow Cooper III-A Cooper from Victorian-era London who was the most "gentlemanly" thief and a master of disguise. He had a cane similar to Sly's, the only difference being a red ruby-like gem at the end of it. It was his charm that was used by Sly to fool Carmelita in the "Goodbye My Sweet" cartoon short.

Otto Van Cooper-An ancestor of Sly's from Germany who was a genius mechanic and skilled fighter pilot, much like Penelope. Due to his physical ineptitude, he used that talent to pull off heists, his machines facilitating his thievery. He kept some of his technical blueprints in the Thievius Raccoonus. The propeller blades of his biplane were shaped like the trademark Cooper hook, and were most likely his primary weapon, as depicted in the Cooper Vault.

Sly's Father-He used the same cane that now belongs to Sly. Before being killed by the Fiendish Five, he pulled heists with McSweeny and Dr. M, and created a technique to slide along lasers. He is seen as nothing more than a silhouette throughout the series. He did not write his "Laser Slide" move in the Thievius Raccoonus, rather Sly learned the move while in the Cooper Vault.

Coopers-They Used for the Game Thieves in Time

Rioichi Cooper– Sly's ninja ancestor from Feudal Japan. He created the Ninja Spire Jump and implemented Japanese artwork of himself in his part of the vault. His weapons were two small canes, resembling hooked sais (a Japanese dagger). He used the Spire Jump to sneak into heavily fortified castles in Japan. It is unknown as to why he had Samurai Armor in his section of the Vault. He has been confirmed as a playable character in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time, though his design was changed.

"Tennessee Kid" Cooper– Sly's outlaw ancestor from the nineteenth century Western United States. "Kid" alludes to Billy the Kid, a famous historic outlaw of the American west. He carried a six-shot revolver with a hooked handle. Tennessee Kid also invented the rail walk and rail slide. He used these to his advantage, due to the fact that there were many train rails all over the land. His section of the vault contained many empty whiskey bottles. He has been confirmed as a playable character in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time.

"Bob"-Uknown Name sly couldn't understand his gibberish so they name him Bob the climbing raccoon-The original first cooper in the ancestry line. Known for eating snacks roaming on all 4's like a gorilla and forming the first sly cooper cane to steal pterodactyl eggs.

Sir Galleth Cooper– Sly's ancestor from the Medieval age. He was an honorable knight and cunning thief who fought with a lance featuring a hook point. It has been confirmed that he will be a playable character in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. In this game it is shown that he perfected the wall hook climbing technique. He was also able to smash through barriers to get to his next point using the Catapult Crash.

Salim al Kupar– Sly's ancestor from Arabia. Said to hold the stealth of 40 thieves, a none-too-subtle reference to Ali Baba. His weapon was a sword with a curved, hooked blade – sporting a scimitar-like look, but with a much thicker blade. Naturally, he wore a turban in his Cooper vault portrait, indicating a possible Muslim or Dharmic religion. It has been confirmed that he is a playable character in Sly Cooper Thieves in Time. He has perfected a move called the Cobra Climb ability and owns a magic flying carpet.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

56   6.2  

Game Beaten Feb 2,2013 Aka Twin Tails Day!

1:It's a classic platformer like mario but way harder in some ways

2:Can only get hit once and you die unless you have a heart then its twice

3:Nostalgic to the cartoon i used to watch as a kid

4:8bit music but only like 3 songs and none are any good

5:Before each stage can choose a partner with a different ability

Duck-Fly
Cat-Wall Jump and Slide down gradually
Taz-can tornado to become invincible short time to kill enemies

6:Monkey boss like donkey kong but he throws monkeys instead of barrels

7:In level 2 if you get caught by girl have to start the world completely over it womps

8:A vulture shows you your score and says "Nope Nope!"

9:Hidden boss darth vader duck if you get carrots in the increments of 11 beat him and gain 3 more lives but he's a beast

10:Really difficult but what NES game isnt these days

Verdict Rating:Not Recommended/Can Play-Really hard 2D platformer that will try your patience and with annoying tunes along the way and no real satisfaction as your playing. I would say that wacky land is wacked up and should stick to the cartoon business because it doesn't belong on a gaming screen near you it just...doesn't

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

9   8.4  

Game Beaten Jan 29,2013

1:All cars are available at the very beginning you just have to find them and then jump in to switch. There is 41 cars total including the blacklist members. It was a bummer that you couldn't shut all of them down like paradise city though.

2:The city is huge grandeur and just plain epic and beautiful to explore and jump off ramps and see the city and country-scape its just as amazing as paradise city and a joy just to drive in.

3:There is now only checkpoints in races unlike paradise city so you can't make your own path to the finish which really sucks that was my favorite part instead now you must hit every checkpoint to win the race and place first of course, but if you get second you will unlock a mod to help you at times if your just not fast enough which was nice.

4:There is 10 Blacklist members that you must defeat to beat the game and crash them after you win to earn their ride

5:When you challenge the boss or blacklist member they have the coolest cutscenes that play or should i say the most epic car commercials you will ever see ever!

6:All the races before you start them also have mini cut-scenes and there well done and unique as well

7:Such amazing car selection. I beat most the game with bumblebee my yellow pinstriped Chevrolet Camero.

8:There is still billboards to smash and security gates to find once again love those.

9:The cops are in this game but i really wish they weren't they are a complete pain and super hard to outrun now and really drag down the overall theme of the game i completely hated them. For instance your about to get to an event that was 4 miles away and your about there and you hit a cop or it sees you and then you have to either get busted and hope the game puts you close again or try to outrun them. Cop chases can last from a couple seconds to 30 min to even hours if you let them its insanely annoying.

10:Very good thing no penalty for getting busted no pink slips nothing. Thank God!

11:4 Types of events
Speed Runs-Keep a selected target speed during a set course-These are by far the hardest events especially the getaway in the Bac Mono i wanted to break my controller at times!

Circuit Race-3 to 2 laps around a set course-Pretty easy

Sprints-Race on a set course about 4-8 miles usually takes you offroad and drifts pretty much everywhere-My favorite of the events

Cop Ambush-Outrun the cops in 2:30 Seconds for gold and 6min for silver-Most annoying and really up to luck and chance unless you have a fast car then its a piece of cake

12:Pretty lengthy game I'd say the campaign takes 8-10 hours but to get the platinum trophy or achieve 100% will take 30-50 Hours it took me 35 hours to achieve platinum and 100% (My completion addiction is what took me so long haha :D)

13:Mods have to be unlocked by winning races in 1st preferably. You don't even start out with nos! Then here's the kicker after you get all the mods maxed out on one car your feeling pretty good...Well don't get too comfy because every car you switch too you have to earn everything back over and over and over...and over till 41 times ^-^. That's not bad right?...no its god awfully annoying once you have done it 25 times...well that's when it felt like grinding to me.

14:The car's engines sound really real and its just awesome that all the cars sound totally different and its an adrenaline rush to go on oncoming traffic at 200 mph its awesome!

15:Again you can play your music instead of listening to the lame crap they have for the music. So it was Hatsune Miku and Anime OP and ED for me as i drifted to glory

Verdict Rating:Absolutely Must Play/Absolutely Must Buy-It really does make you have the need for speed whether your blazing through the country back roads,the slick dam pipes,dirt tracks,airplane graveyards,bright cities,or golden bridges it feels so natural and so right. Criterion has made the spiritual successor to paradise city and its just amazing to drive through and marvel at what they have built. Any racing gamer would find this to be a dream on wheels. So what are you waiting for strap on your seat belt and prepare for a action packed fiery fueled wild ride through the fairest city of Fairhaven.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

12   8.2  

Game Beaten Jan 17,2013

1:Pretty fun beatem up

2:Realistic blood squirts and decapitations that are kinda wierd

3:Made by the same team as alien hominid

4:Beat with my friend Tiny much more fun multiplayer

5:Short game 4-6 hours

6:Some music really catchy but others can be extremely annoying

7:You can tell that it used to be a flash game in the style

8:Overworld map with levels to choose,shop,blacksmith,animal shack

9:Tons of epic weapons-Swords,Sausage,Leaf,Carrot,Light Saber,Mallets,Clubs all sorts of things

10:Animal orbs to find that help you out

11:Magic and button mashing are your friends

12:2D Beatem up very similar to scott pilgrim

13:Disturbing and Disgusting humor in the forest and grossed me out with animals crapping like piles of poo on the ground or rocketing across the floor with crap spouting from their behind yeah they went there.

14:Get's a little repetetive but amazing level and boss design

15:Love the Ginormous chests that pour out money

16:Good twists at the end too pretty surprising

17:In two player you fight each other to kiss the princess after the boss i always won OH YEAH SMOOCHES FOR THE FALCON!

18:Fire,Ice,Nature,Lighting to choose for your knight and then much more characters unlocked later

19:After beaten new weapons to find and new insane mode unlocked

20:Great party game

Verdict Rating:Can Buy/Can Play-It's a nice spin to the ever changing beatem up series and its worth the cash for the content i would say.No storyline so that was kinda a bummer but hey the fighting is button mashing goodness to the core. So if you want to be immersed in the medieval ages and save damsels in distress by beheading your countless foes raise a sword and cut down all who stand before you in Castle Crashers!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   7  

Game Beaten Jan 13,2013

1:More of the same if you have played the first one

2:Instead of an overworld the game is now broken into smaller levels such as 1-1 1-2 etc...

3:15 levels per world

4:To move you tilt the 3DS which is alot of fun

5:Some levels you even have to go upsidedown known as topsy turvy levels you will spin your 3DS a full 360 several times during this and its quite dizzying but never tedious. I loved this feature guess the critics don't. Bah Critics who needs them

6:Pretty average length about 4-6 hours i would say it is an eshop title after all

7:No new powers same from the original

8:Easier to play

9:Harder puzzles to figure out this time around

10:Bosses or should i say boss its the same one just different how you beat him all 4 times so that stunk. Like fighting the tower in metroid prime hunters over and over which is a disappointment

11:Go through different environments space,dinosaurs,medieval,future so more like time travel in a way

12:Kinda a storyline 2 cutscenes so not really

13:Cliffhanger ending so fluidity 3 will be coming YAY!

Verdict:Can Play/Can Buy-Ehh...Sort of wishy washy on this one since it doesn't expand on anything its the same game with a new coat of paint except for the topsy turvy levels those will mess with your head. So if you want to go with the flow then slip and slide into the spin cyle just remember to take breaks and dry out every now and then so the game doesn't drown you before your gasping for air.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

5   9  

Game Beaten Jan 12,2013

1:Space ship vertical scroller heading upwards till you reach the top.

2:Portal elements where you can warp from one point to another

3:Awesome music even though its only like 5 tracks they mold well and are 8 bit

4:Enemies have patterns like galaga and look similiar too

5:50 Levels finished the game in 3 hours so its pretty short

6:Very fast paced game and shooter

7:Did not like the idea of the telaports it slowed down the game and made you redo sections that you already came through proved tedious

Verdict Rating-Can Buy/Can Play-Velocity is a fun bang for your buck type of game not too long or short. So if your rearing to go don a space suit and fly into the depths of space to rescue your captured comrades.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   1  

Game Beaten Jan 11,2013

1:One of the worst and horribly made games I have ever played in my lifetime. Just getting that out of the way right off the bat.

2:Lion's and crocodiles can jump the same height it's so unrealistic it hurts

3:The game has PS2 graphics at best very choppy looking

4:Robot dog's get hungry like regular animals. REALLY?!

5:Very sad ending and pointless when you think about it. This is described later in the review more fully.

6:Having to mate with females to survive and the male hopping on top the female to have animal sex. Yeah its ok for humans but its disgusting to see animals do it maybe its just me. This should not be in the game it's stupid and wierd, it's not worse than national geographic mind you but awkward nonetheless. I have major hatred for this feature.

7:Having to stay fed with food whether it be corpses or plants and with a constant nagging hunger bar was very annoying

8:Very bloody and gory game I understand a little blood to be realisic but it splashes everywhere with a jumping in a swimming pool effect and its over the top. Its detestable to me.

9:Stealth story missions are so over the top hard its not even funny and there is barely any checkpoints so if you fail it will take 3 min to run back to where you where. If your seen you fail again and again and again and pretty soon some pent up rage might unleash onto your screen.Hated Hated! HATED! these parts because of brutal difficulty and the redoing everything you just did. Once you play this part you will see what i mean its like the Zelda ocarina of time soldier sneaking part in Hyrule castle only 20 times harder and not fun at all.

10:This is not a game at all. This is only a survival highscore points game and i don't know about you but i hate games that are like this no story,no reason to keep going,no fun gameplay equals no reason to touch this piece of crap

11:You have to unlock story mode to even play it. You do this by playing survival and finding 3 artifacts to unlock only one level. THIS GETS SO REPETITIVE!!! You go in the same areas every single time and it takes like 5-10 min to unlock a single story level complete it then rinse and repeat go back and find 3 more artifacts. Thankfully only 14 story levels and its enough trust me and not even worth doing as I'll later explain.

12:Very difficult fights but the fighting is simple enough and whats unfair is the same creatures you are get moves you never even get like charge attacks,instant kills and much more unfairness galore.

13:No story at all in the story mode

14:Hated the game completely all the way through not a single thing i liked at all maybe story just at the end alittle! Not one thing is really good its all bad just plain bad!

15:This game is the representation of everything in the animal world you don't want to see. If your an animal lover like myself you will hate this with a passion.

16:The eating sound that it makes when your calories fill up is the same sound effect in ape escape when you come up for air when your underwater.

17:Boss Fights are insanely frustrating at times they are so powerful and you are extremely weak compared to them. For instance one major fight is your a bull dog vs a saber tooth tiger. There is a super easy strategy to beat him but took a while to bring him down even then and there's another boss fight right after if you fail that prepare to fight the saber tooth again. "WHAT BUT I JUST BEAT HIM!" The game replies in a snobbish tone. "I DON'T CARE YOUR WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOUR FIGHTING HIM AGAIN!" It's so so so irritating repeating your actions over and over.

18:Story Mode should be called mission mode instead and should not have to be unlocked its the only semi good thing the game has.

19:Songs are horrible only 4 notes of guitar or dubstep looped forever through the whole 20-30 min level it plays so much that you just wanna break your ear with a hammer once your done. I honestly muted the game to get through it

20:The map is over the top humongous and can take 10 min to get from one side to the other if you die too bad take another 10 min to reflect on your past failure as you run back all over again.

21:There is No new areas at all this game is all repetition and none of it is any good.

22:The Ending is alot like the metroid series. Your forced to seal a lab off and have to escape in time before your shut in all the while fighting off hordes of saber tooth tigers,dinosaurs,and millions of robodogs.

23:In the end you make it out with seconds to spare and take 5 steps and then...DIE. What was the point of even escaping?!!! Later your corpse is like petrified and the animals find it and come and sniff your remains. This is the stupidest pointless ending i have ever seen in any game and mad me angry to no end i understand its just a game but ARRRRRGH!!! I on the other hand would have made it so the robot dog got back to its wolf pack and lived out his days happy but no! That's the end of the game so everything you did was for nothing and in vain wow a game that really feels like it was worth playing for 4 hours! NOT!!!

Verdict Rating:DEPLORABLE CRAP-Don't even bother pulling out your machete to cut back the vines of playing Tokyo Jungle because if it were me your better off never setting foot in the blood bath that awaits you in the desolate city and the stain it leaves upon your mind is an unendurable atrocity.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

26   8.2  

Game Beaten Jan 8,2013

1:Takes reaction commands and button sequence commands to a whole new level and will catch you off guard

2:Coolest most bizarre fighting game you will ever see take Dragon Ball Z at Super Saiin 5 and maybe you will be close. Yes Super Saiin 5 don't exist i don't think lol

3:Best and most groundbreaking thematic experience you will ever see in animation anywhere it rivals that of Final Fantasy games

4:Set up levels into short episodes with credits and everything just like an anime about 5-20 min to complete.

5:Never doing the same thing.

6:ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:Perfect game to channel all your hate and rage into as you play

8:Two playable characters

9:Most stunning animation ever made

10:More interactive movie then game but it doesn't matter most of the time you just want to watch trust me

11:Best fighting game ever made next to smash bros its so satisfying fighting and slamming your fist into bosses to send them careening through a mountain!

12:True ending must be unlocked

13:Credits that fake you out looking like the game is over

14:Burst Mode

15:Fighting without any arms just legs and head

16:15 dollars to buy all the extra episodes to fight Ryu and the play the final chapter 4 and its killing me waiting til tomorrow so i can download it trust me any dollar spent on this game is well worth it and you won't miss a penny

17: 6-8 Hour game just like uncharted but jam packed with action all the way through never boring or a grind ever!

Verdict Rating:ABSOLUTELY MUST BUY/ABSOLUTELY MUST PLAY-This game cannot be recommended enough and words just can't describe the unforgettable experience this game will give you. It's indescribable, epic, ground breaking ,adrenaline rushing, earth shattering, powerful, emotional, immersive, thematic, breath taking. One of the best games i have ever played and most well made in the world. I can say this beating over 500 games i have never seen anything like this game its unbelievable in what it accomplishes and does you just have to see it in action. I bought just because i was angry and fit my mood that day but oh my god its ungodly and unspeakably awesome. So bring your rage and pent up anger on a journey that defies the gods and strap in as your wrath trashes and consumes everything in your god forsaken way!

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

1   10  

Game Beaten Jan 5 2013

1:Dropping Buildings is a blast and you can crush enemies in the process

2:At times playing the game is just chaos and action packed

3:You can kife kill enemies by stabbing them all the way through

4:Ton's of explosions in this game that vibrate the controller its immersive

5:Sort of a violent T game was surprised

6:Can shoot your gun while riding a vehicle was nice

7:Vehicles can roadkill enemies so much fun

8:Locking on enemies and zooming in felt like you were holding the gun

9:Very much like infamous style in the way the game played out and the cutscenes

10:It's very similar to the Trigun anime futuristic situations and weapons in a run down western setting with saloons and everything

11:Super realistic graphics like the sands roling over the desert and the jagged cliffs.

12:Space was also amazing looking at the nebulas stars and planets its awe inspiring kinda how the creator feels

13:Stunning realism with the flight on the ships

14:Storyline was sort of gripping as emmet narrates

15:Has alot of star wars sound effects especially when you shot a hawk down it sounds like a podracer out of control its epic sounding

16:Also hawks when shot down actually spiral out of control until they crash and explode onto the ground it was so satisfying to bring them down

17:Advanced flight is the only way to fly so change the controls for that

18:The swarm missles are so much fun to fire and have cool light trails as the scorch your enemies

19:This game is like playing a feature film movie

20:The hawk is basically a mobile suit gundam like transformer

21:Inside you can even put your foot down and squash enemies

22:There is adrenaline filled music mixed with western it fits perfectly

23:All the planets are amazing looking and to explore them is a treat.

24:Love building the sniper towers and standing up their turning my foe's brains to oatmeal in one shot

25:Absolutely no fall damage

26:Most amazing part was the well filling with water got the the very top one jump away and my controller died at the last 30 sec before the place killed you. Dove for a usb cord plugged it in at 10 sec and flew out just in time PHEW that was a close one.

27:Green guts pour from enemies when you shoot them the scabs what a dumb enemy name

Verdict-Absolutely Must Buy/Absolutely Must Play-It's being sucked into a war torn western space movie like cowboy's vs aliens and its a ton of fun. It's also got Michael bay elements like explosions, Explosions,AND MORE EXPLOSIONS!!! Trust me for people who want action this is the game for you and me. Soar into the skies with starhawk and don't leave that revolver far behind.

Silver Falcon Soul's rating:

2   8  

Game Beaten Jan 1,2013

1:Destructible environments

2:You can literally blow everything up its awesome mountains,buildings giant mech robots nothing shall stand in the way of your tank

3:Very shiny robots and graphics are very polished

4:The way the destruction commences is very detailed especially the way everything shatters

5:Really neat godzilla like huge mecha robot bosses

6:Cheesy annoying announcer always talking you will hear DIRECT HIT,BLOW THEM AWAY,LIGHTNING,NOOOOOO!,YOU'VE BROKEN FREE,ASSAULT MACHINEGUN 1000 times over and I'm not joking but eventually you will either go insane or zone him out lol or begin to like it lol xD.. Also you cannot turn him off he's there to stay

7:Repeat playing levels to continue the story

8:A little grind heavy for an action game

9:Overlord was an epic boss he's the final one

10:Unskippable cutscenes everytime you start a level that lasts up to 3 min is very annoying and an irritation that i could have done without

11:Anime girl and guy talks to you and fills you in on your missions

12:Can earn titles which are pointless to do

13:Medals on the otherhand are vital in continuing to unlock new levels and new tanks. You get them by beating a level the catch is only one tank can get a medal so you have to use a different tank on the same level to get medal 2 and so on its a little confusing its easier to see then explain.

14:All tanks are different with amazing and crisp edge designs

15:All tanks have different weapons no two are alike in anyway except by type theirs heavy,light,drifters,basic,hover

16:The heavy weapons creating humongous explosions

Verdict Rating:Can play/Can buy-It's really really fun for the first few hours and each tank and how it runs is very neat and blowing up the entire stage makes you feel powerful. The sad thing is you had better like doing that because that's all you do and you had better like tanks but controls are so simple a child can play. If it wasn't for the grinding I'd say man great all the way through it became tedious for me just near the end. Also to unlock the last tank takes 500 medals and i just don't have that much time to waste maybe someday you only need 100 to beat the game. If you can trudge through the mudding experience of the battlefield and love to create enormous explosions this game is for you. For now i reserve judgement to say that Tank Tank Tank has a few places where the armor of the game is vulnerable to a quite a few flaws but in the end i think your gonna wheel up to a bomblastic unforgettable cheesy monster destroying cinematic old film like trek and I'd say it was worth the steps to take

Silver Falcon Soul's rating: