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Musicians I despise!

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This man is the most despicable human being living in the UK at this present time. Notorious for his drug abuse, he is also a Grade A CUNT and he sucks all those around him into his hellish life.
Coupled with his absolute wankerisms, he happens to have an on again off again relationship with my most despised model Kate "Ugly crack whore" Moss. She is also an absolute prick, and looks like she has aids.
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2. Amy Winehouse - Frank
Much like Doherty, Amy Winehouse seems to love making drug abuse look "cool". She is another disgraceful British creation, who i really wish would just curl up and die already! Regularly pictured in the newspaper posing like a monkey with bad posture, her hair makes her look like a fucking tramp! Her partner blake is an absolute loser who also needs to be put down like the animal he is.
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3. Gary Glitter's Gangshow - Gary Glitter
Disgusting Pedophile, need I say more? Glitter is the only person on this list I feel physically driven to kill. If I was ever presented with him and a blunt object I would take great pleasure in introducing his kiddy fiddling face to it repeatedly. Awful monster who deserves all he gets.
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4. Oasis X-Posed: The Interview - Oasis
The Gallagher brothers are two of musics most obnoxious Wankers. If you watch Lost, Charlies cunt brother is actually a replica of Liam Gallagher, the untalented prick who ruins his creative brothers chances of greatness by bullying him into a double act which halves the music from brilliant to average. Most people who aren't "fans" of Oasis, will know *some* of their songs. The songs they know, are usually the ones sung by Noel Gallagher, who's voice does not sound like a chalk board being grinded through a cement mixer.
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When you listen to the Kaiser Chiefs, you could be forgiven for mistaking them for a group of drunkern hooligans in a crowd, with instruments they only know how to play 1 or 2 sounds on. Their songs are monotonous and repetitive, and each one is just a football chant without the witty lyrics. Id rather hear "You can shove Sol Campbell up your ARSE" than listen to this shit any day.
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6. MTV Unplugged Shakira - Shakira
Whoever taught Shakira English must have been speaking to her through a vacuum. She sounds like a deaf person who can only muster slight forms of speech "o babeeh wen yoo taalk luk tha' yoo mak a womun go med so b weise n kp on reedin da sines of ma bodee" <-- ie she talks like a retard.
I just wish people would stop pretending she is talented just because they want to have sex with her, if she knew she couldn't sing, she would turn to pornography for fame, which would suit her fans better.
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7. Whoa, Nelly! - Nelly Furtado
I used to like the song "Im like a bird" in the kind of sense where if its on you know some of the words, and you dont feel compelled to turn the radio off. Nelly Furtado seemed like a bit of a crazy nutball kind of woman in her videos and kind of fun etc. She suddenly fell off the map, and when she returned she has become a massive slutbag whos songs all revolve around what a filth pot she is!! I think if a woman has to resort to this kind of thing to sell music she should follow Shakira to the pornography line, and stop wasting radio time with her bull shit.
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8. Weird Al Yankovic - Greatest Hits, Volume 1 - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Any 5 year old can change the words to parts of a song, at the age of 10 you can pretty much change the entire context of a song and giggle about it with your mates. Beyond that, its just not funny anymore. Weird Al isn't weird, he is just an immature dick head! I have never found myself listening to his music thinking "How clever, he turned beat it, into eat it!" I have NEVER laughed at his lyrics, he is just such a stupid, unfunny, unoriginal, fool! Its a disgrace that he has made any money or career out of this work.
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Woah, dont mess with 50! He is big, strong, has a gun, and isn't afraid to use it!!....As a sound effect in his next rant about nothing.
He is everything cliche about rap. "I'm black" "I have a gun" "I like women" "I have a lot of money" Who the hell cares?! Most of the people who listen to the kind of shit he is talking about, cant possibly relate to it anyway!!
The highlight of his career, for me, was when he played at reading festival, and me and thousands of others, hurled bottles at him whilst he hurled them back. I admire his balls, he is a very strong and confident man. But if he was really that confident would he have to show it so much? Why not get a real job doing something that helps the world if your that great?
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10. Californication [Ltd Edition] - Red Hot Chili Peppers
These guys used to be original and talented, and then suddenly they spiraled out of control. Now every song seems to need the word "Cali-fawn-ya" in it somewhere, or "Californication" just because they think its a funny word. They used to sing the words to their songs, and now they seem to try and rap, but its not rap its just shouting bollocks really fast!! Retirement cant come soon enough for the red hot chili peppers.
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Somebody told me, this band had talent, but they are rubbish, and irritating!
People who say they love "The Killers" instantly reveal to me their absolute mundane and boring side. Mr Bright Side is such a shit song, yet it seems to define the lives of so many two dimensional rejects who the education system seems to have neglected, its absolutely shocking so many people love that song! This band belong to a league of bands i just wish would dis-band!
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12. Permission to Land - The Darkness
The music from "The Darkness" is ok, easy to listen to and some people might find the lyrics humorous (i dont really) the only reason they are on this list is the lead singer is such a massive twunt!! He thinks himself such an ambassador of kindness, when interviewed he tries to impart wisdom and beliefs which have such little depth in them it just makes you want to beat him to pieces. He is a huge show off, and it makes him despised by many.
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13. The White Stripes - The White Stripes
This duo are talentless retards under the guise of White Stripes, (Jack Whites other band The Raconteurs are a lot better!) Most of the songs i have heard from these two have involved Meg taping the drum the same way for 3 minutes whilst he plays the guitar the same way for 3 minutes, a few sentances repeated over and over for 3 minutes and they are done. I imagine when song writing they have a formula set out in front of them and they must just fiddle with their instruments until something comes out that can earn them money. My advice for the white stripes, dump the broad, make the Raconteurs a full time occupation! (And sort out that shit 2nd album they did too, the first was brilliant!)
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14. Madonna - Madonna
Some one decided this woman was the biggest woman in music, i cant figure out why! Every song is just some lifeless corpse girating around, thrusting her pelvis at you and stroking men about 50 years younger than her. The words have no meaning, and the videos are usually crap. Yes when she was younger Madonna seems to have captivated a wide audience of lonely overweight females, but now days groups like "Take That" have the pleasure of entertaining the whales of society, Madonna just serves as tabloid fodder now. No one cares about your divorce "Madge"!

Alanis Morisette combines everything that is wrong with women thinking they need to prove a point. (They dont, we get it!)

I hate hearing her horrible voice, and her dumb lyrics that are meant to sound clever. When i hear lines like "Its like a free riiiiiiiiide when you've already paaaaaaaaaaaaaid" i wish i was deaf. I hate the fact she is basically the beacon of all single women in the world who will probably never get laid again.

"Most Alanis Morisette fans receive their first album when they leave their first speed dating night empty handed" - Fact!

She is the worst female singer on earth, period.



Comments

Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 9 4:50
You cant say you dispise Oasis and then have them played at your wedding. From what i understand you love about 3 or 4 oasis tracks. Ones principally sung by Noel as oppose to Liam. So it sounds to me that its Liam you dispise rather then Oasis. I agree Noel is the Musical talent in the band.
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 9 8:47
That is a point i had already considered. I have yet to add notes to the list, but under Oasis i was actually going to describe why they were there. The reason being i despise Liam. Its the same thing with The Darkness, their songs are actually quite alright to listen to, but their lead singer is a massive twunt.
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 9 11:26
Man that lower case 'i' in the title is killing me! I agree with a good amount of these, not Shakira though, and I like Amy Winehouse.
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 9 18:30
Haha, I voted for this list for its sheer mission to wind-up people up!

I back GemLil's point aswell!
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 10 6:24
The White Stripes aren't a talentless duo, Jack White is an incredible musician. Meg is talentless, singular!
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 10 11:46
Il have to edit their names into it so i sound like i know my facts hehe. Jack White is good in the Raconteurs, but i see nothing spectacular in The White Stripes. I think that is mainly because im too focused on how awful Meg is.
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 10 12:41
Everyone called Meg is awful, I voted for this for the same reason as GB..its pure flame power.
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 10 17:51
I've stumbled across seeing The White Stripes live twice now, and both times it was the Jack White show. He cracks out some insane solos at the drop of a hat, he's very talented. You have to remember there's only two of them in the band, and they make all that racket themselves. Minimalism is a part of their sound!
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 11 11:57
I'll have to vote, because I love lists that are forged by hatred.
BUT Shakira and Nelly Furtado are actually two of the only women of pop I like! I also have a warm spot for the wierd freakyness of The White Stripes.
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 12 2:33
I wouldnt like Oasis half as much if they wernt obnoxious wankers. They have proper British Rock and Roll Attitude, but I agree Noel is much more talented and funnier and if you ever hear him in interviews he is always mugging Liam off.
Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 12 4:01
They are wankers Biggsy. I hate picking up the paper and reading their opinion on things. "Rap shouldn't be played at Glastonbury" NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU GALLAGHER YOU FUCKING CUNT! When i went to reading festival and there was rap, i was certainly against it because it didn't meet with the tastes of most of the crowds going etc, which was proved right by the mass carnage that resulted. At Glastonbury it actually worked, because only cunts with no music taste go there, they aren't listening to the music they are trying to look cool. They also employed somebody decent to headline on behalf of hip hop, where as Reading decided to bring in the worst possible human being "50 Cent" what a crock of shit that idea was. Anyway, back on point. When ever it comes to music, the brits, Glastonbury,...Read more
Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago at Jul 15 14:57
Oasis sum up the 90's for me. Lloyd could sum this up better, but for me you think 90's you think Oasis.
Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jul 4 19:12
Ok, fine list, but I have to disagree with Pete Doherty. Sure he has his problems, gets in and out of jail all the time, and I'll never forgive him for playing with those baby mice and for making his cat smoke pot, BUT! His songs are amazing. The lyrics, the melodies, simply the melodic structures of every song of his are well done. Not straight pop/rock, it balances.
Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jul 5 5:31
No chance, a list of absolute cunts and the only one you disagree with is the king of the cunts?

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This is a list of musicians who i either despise as people, despise as artists, or just hate because they are plastic and fake. I will add to the list over the coming months until all my hatred is accumulated here.

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