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on 17 Aug 2011 12:59

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Average listal rating (348 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
1. Eric Clapton
“People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a fuckin’ ledge and write a song about it?” - Anton Newcombe

Particularly rude in my opinion.

Average listal rating (291 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
2. Cheryl Cole
“Taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying. Your mother must be so proud. Stupid bitch.” - Lily Allen
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Average listal rating (955 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating
3. Christina Aguilera
"She is one of the most disgusting human beings in the entire world! She looks like a f---ing drag queen." - Kelly Osbourne
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Average listal rating (848 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
4. Katy Perry
"She's a boner dyke." - Beth Ditto. She went on to add "I'm so offended. She's just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all."
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Average listal rating (235 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating
5. Courtney Love
“Where’s the baby? In the closet with an IV?” - Kathleen Hanna


“She’s an ugly fucking bitch.” - Dave Grohl
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Average listal rating (144 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
6. David Grohl
“As for that drummer, well, he’s hit on me so many times. He’s just a very very conflicted guy about me, which is why he continually writes songs about me to hear he ‘hates’ me more than ‘anyone else.’ Kurt loathed HIM more than anyone else (except a journalist) … He’s just sub-mediocre kind of [guy] who does this ‘nice guy’ nonsense.” - Courtney Love
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Average listal rating (867 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
7. Eminem
"I think he's a misogynist and a homophobe." - Moby
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Average listal rating (372 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
8. Kanye West
"Kanye West is the biggest piece of s--- on Earth." - P!nk
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Average listal rating (45 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating
9. Noel Gallagher
"He's a mean-spirited dwarf. " - Robbie Williams
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Average listal rating (107 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
10. Slash
"In a nutshell, I consider him a cancer and better avoided." - Axl Rose

Average listal rating (18 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating
11. Notorious B.I.G.
“I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker.” - Tupac

Average listal rating (11 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating
12. Brett Anderson
“He’ll never forgive God for not making him Angie Bowie.” - Morrissey

Average listal rating (369 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
13. Elton John
“All that money, and he’s still got hair like a fucking dinner lady.” - Boy George


"The man seems to like singing songs about dead blondes." - Keith Richards


"Elton John is the Liberace of rock -- the token queen." - David Bowie
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Average listal rating (158 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating
14. Bono
“He’s such a fake, isn’t he? When he did Live Aid, which made them a worldwide group … he looked out and [saw] that black girl in the middle of all them people, and she’s from Hackney or something, and he was like, ‘Here’s a great shot for me around the world to show I’m Mr Africa.’ It’s like colonialist times with a big white hat.” - Ian Brown
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Average listal rating (184 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
15. Morrissey
“If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’ll eat meat — that’s how much I hate Morrissey.” - Robert Smith


“Morrissey writes wonderful song titles, but sadly he often forgets to write the song.” - Elvis Costello

Average listal rating (882 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
16. Coldplay
“Coldplay are the dictionary definition of corporate rock. The singer is about as weird as Phil Collins. They are career rock personified. EMI should’ve signed Otis The Aadvark instead. At least he only sucks his thumb rather than corporate cock.” - Alan McGee
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Average listal rating (795 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
17. Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.” - Nick Cave
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Average listal rating (489 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
18. Guns N' Roses
“They’re really talentless people, and they write crap music, and they’re the most popular rock band on the earth right now. I can’t believe it.” - Kurt Cobain

Average listal rating (107 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
19. Elvis Costello
“Music journalists like Elvis Costello because music journalists look like Elvis Costello.” - David Lee Roth

Average listal rating (81 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating
20. Mumford & Sons
“There was this other group warming up … and they were terrible. I said, ‘Shut them cunts up!’ And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them … I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.” - Mark E. Smith

Average listal rating (251 ratings) 8.7  IMDB Rating
21. Freddie Mercury
“He said he wanted to bring ballet to the working classes. What a cunt.” - Paul Weller

Average listal rating (34 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
22. David Lee Roth
"I just saw a guy who was half the singer and half the performer he used to be, who spray-paints his hair on before he goes onstage and still acts like he's in Van Halen in 1982!" - Sammie Hagar

Average listal rating (1114 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
23. Madonna
“A vile, hideous human being with no redeeming qualities.” - Boy George


“Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot.” - Elton John


"She might have meant something once, but I don't know many people my age who care." - Lily Allen
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Average listal rating (98 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
24. Keith Richards
“It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.” - Elton John

Average listal rating (713 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating
25. Marilyn Manson
“A malicious guy [who] will step on anybody’s face to succeed, and cross any line of decency.” - Trent Reznor
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Average listal rating (1321 ratings) 8.5  IMDB Rating
26. The Beatles
“John Lennon sings about peace because he’s a woman-beater. Hippies are so full of shit.” Mark E. Everett


"This is middle-of-the-road rock music for plumbers. Or people who drive round in Citroens - the sort of corporate hippies who ruined rock music." - Billy Childish
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Average listal rating (23 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating
27. Slowdive
“We hate Slowdive more than we hate Hitler.” - Richey Edwards

Average listal rating (706 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating
28. Lady GaGa
“I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman.” - Christina Aguilera


"People say we're similar, that we both mix all these things in the pot and spit them out differently, but she spits it out exactly the same. None of her music's reflective of how weird she wants to be." - M.I.A.
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Average listal rating (7 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating
29. Scott Stapp
"That guy is an egomaniac. He's a f---ing punk. He's backstage right now acting like f---ing Michael Jackson." - Fred Durst

Average listal rating (77 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
30. Jack White
“He looks like Zorro on doughnuts.” - Noel Gallagher

Average listal rating (282 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
31. Prince
“A little short ego-ed fucker who I had a feeling didn’t like people of his own race and wanted to be white and taller.” - Rick James
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Average listal rating (112 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating
32. Kaiser Chiefs
“They play dress-up and sit on top of an apex of meaninglessness. They don’t mean anything to anybody apart from their fucking ugly girlfriends.” - Noel Gallagher

Average listal rating (242 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
33. Arcade Fire
“I get really tired of their pompousness [sic]… We’ve played some shows with them and they really treat people like shit. People treat Arcade Fire like they’re the greatest thing ever and they get away with it… They have good tunes, but they’re pricks, so fuck ‘em.” - Wayne Coyne

Average listal rating (4 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
34. Band Aid
“Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.” - Morrissey

Average listal rating (25 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating
35. Toby Keith
"I hate it. It's ignorant." - Natalie Maines in reference to his 'put a boot up your @ss" American Way song.


 

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Comments

Posted: 3 years ago at Aug 17 5:19
Completely agree with the comments on Morrissey and Coldplay. Several of these are hilarious.

I was reminded of that time Marilyn Manson called Moby a "TV-commercial soundtracker" haha.
Posted: 3 years ago at Aug 17 5:37
I remember a great rip on Fred Durst delivered by Trent Reznor. Can't recall the specifics, but something about a surfboard, someone's lap, and an asshole. Hmmm. Rolling Stone magazine, years ago I think.
Posted: 3 years ago at Aug 17 5:48
Nice list but you are forgetting what Metallica said about Dave Mustaine that included things like 'a raving drunkaholic' and 'cannot play guitar'

Posted: 3 years ago at Aug 17 6:18
Wow, what a bunch of jerks.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 9 7:21
Pot calling Kettle.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 9 14:46
wow i am amazed! i am really amazed on elton john's comments too. just shocked!

great list:)
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 9 16:18
whoa, that first one is just plain cruel. hope that Anton Newcombe, whoever the fuck he is, got hell for that.

and Robert Smith: THANK YOU. I can't stand morrisey either.

I agree on so many of these, others... not so much, but they're funny anyhow.
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 12 16:10
There are some real hardcore, spiteful comments here. I personally like the one about Jack White looking like Zorro on doughnuts. It's so silly and dumb, but agree that Anton Newcombe's comment about Eric Clapton is way, way below the belt. Great list.

Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 12 17:02
Very interesting. Some of these are pretty brutal.
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Nov 9 4:58
I like the catty remarks between Dave Grohl and Courtney Love. There is something going on there that no one is aware of.

I was also suprized at the number of comments credited to Elton John.
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Jan 19 2:39
.. love 'em!
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Jan 19 18:44
Hostile!!
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Jan 19 19:55
blankend: "I like the catty remarks between Dave Grohl and Courtney Love. There is something going on there that no one is aware of."

Like what? Like he can't stand her? I'm in a band and can't stand two of my mate's significant others. One's a coattail hanger-on who brings nothing positive to the table and the other's a talentless twat who's using her husband's friends and popularity to try and force people to like her. Sometimes people just don't like each other. It doesn't all add up to conspiracy.
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Jun 9 17:36
Anton Newcombe's comment about Clapton is cruel as hell, but most of these are pretty funny, but part - as in Clapton case - brutal.

Pretty surprising that no-one have nothing to say about our dear GN'R Dictator Axl Rose.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 14 23:08
Great list !!
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Nov 19 15:07
"the beatles were not all that talented." too funny. how about beethoven, shakespear, and michalangelo? talentless also?
Posted: 1 year, 5 months ago at Mar 6 21:45
Brilliant :)
Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Mar 25 18:11
"...the beatles, they were not all that talented. I liked sgt. peppers, but thats about it."

You think the Beatles suck, but then you say you like their worst album. Yer killin' me, dude. Sgt. Pepper's sucks balls. OTOH, Rubber Soul, Revolver and the White Album are masterpieces.
Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Mar 25 18:21
The Beatles were not all that great. It's really the truth, yes they had a few great songs, but honestly, I much prefer Joy Division, Pink Floyd and even...The Rolling Stones.
Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Mar 25 21:20
The Rolling Stones haven't written a decent song since 1972. And Elton John is right about Keith Richards: “It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young." That applies to Jagger, too. Hell, the whole lot of them look like nursing home patients. The Floyd is good, but if you don't care for the Beatles, it's probably because you weren't around when they happened. Most younger people don't like the Beatles. I think today's music is largely garbage.
Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Mar 26 17:04
That's a really silly thing to say; I know quite a few people who were around during The Beatles time, and they don't consider them one of their favourites. It's just a matter of taste, not life-span. You got one thing right though, today's music sure is garbage... anyway, this is a great list, thanks for sharing.
Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Mar 26 22:28
Good to see that this list has people talking. Personally, I'm not a Beatles or Stones fan so I can't really weigh in here. I like that modern garbage (not JBiebs just for the record. More like Sleeping with Sirens and FOB)
Posted: 1 year, 1 month ago at Jul 2 22:32
it goes to show who low people can stoup like badmouthing someone else will make you some how more talented

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