Mr. Bad-Ass

Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

Cobra (1986)



Best Quote: "You're the disease, and I'm the cure."

Character kills: 39

Weapons of Choice: Jatimatic, a match and bad-ass one-liners.

John Matrix

Commando (1985)



Best Quote: "Let off some steam, Bennett."

Character kills: 81

Weapons of Choice: Many different weapons, dry one-liners and of course being a bad-ass.

Lt. Morris Schaffer

Where Eagles Dare (1968)



Best Quote: "You seem to have a lot of women stashed around this country, Major."

Character kills: 73

Weapons of Choice: MP40 and Walther PPK.

Chance Boudreaux

Hard Target (1993)



Best Quote: "Now take your pig-stick and your boyfriend, and find a bus to catch."

Character kills: Unrated edition: 31
Normal version: 24

Weapons of Choice: Beretta 92, shotgun and a bad haircut.

Snake Plissken

Escape from New York (1981) and Escape from L.A. (1996)



Best Quote: "The name's Plissken!"

Character kills: 35

Weapons of Choice: Uzi, bad mouth and being a tough guy.

James Bond, 007

You Only Live Twice (1967)



Best Quote: "Bon appetit!"

Character kills: 21

Weapons of Choice: Walther PPK, gadgets and nice one-liners.

Frank Castle

The Punisher (1989)



Best Quote: "If you're guilty, you're dead."

Character kills: 60

Weapons of Choice: Desert Eagle and other weapons and of course, one-liners.

Mason Storm

Hard to Kill (1990)



Best Quote: "This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!"

Character kills: 11

Weapons of Choice: A pistol, ponytail and a pokerface.

John McClane

Die Hard -films (1988-2007)



Best Quote: "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Character kills: 58

Weapons of Choice: Beretta 92 and humor.

Insp. 'Tequila' Yuen

Hard Boiled (1992)



Best Quote: "You're full of shit, you know that? There's a toilet over there."

Character kills: 76

Weapons of Choice: Multiple different weapons, toothpick and a clarinet.

Simon Phoenix

Demolition Man (1993)



Best Quote: "Simon says, "Die."

Character kills: 14

Weapons of Choice: Different weapons, motormouth and being crazy.

Chev Chelios

Crank (2006) and Crank: High Voltage (2009)



Best Quote: "I'm gonna kick some black ass!"

Character kills: 33

Weapons of Choice: Fists and adrenaline.

El Mariachi

Desperado (1995) and Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)



Best Quote: "You know, it's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than to create."

Character kills: 92

Weapons of Choice: Many weapons, guitar and charm.

Joe Armstrong

American Ninja 1-2 (1985, 1987) and American Ninja 4 (1990)



Best Quote: "Then... he must die."

Character kills: 62

Weapons of Choice: Martial arts, silence

Castor Troy/Sean Archer

Face/Off (1997)



Best Quote: "You watch your FUCKING mouth!"

Character kills: 16

Weapons of Choice: Bad acting.

John Preston

Equilibrium (2002)



Best Quote: "I'm coming."

Character kills: 76

Weapons of Choice: Multiple different weapons incl. samurai sword.

Smith

Shoot 'em Up (2007)



Best Quote: "Eat your vegetables."

Character kills: 95

Weapons of Choice: Pistols and vegetables.

Matt Hunter

Invasion U.S.A. (1985)



Best Quote: "If you come back in here, I am gonna hit you with so many rights you are going to beg for a left."

Character kills: 27

Weapons of Choice: Uzis, Roundhouse kick, facial hair and chest hair.

Rogue

War a.k.a. Rogue Assassin (2007)



Best Quote: "Tom Lone is dead. My name is Rogue."

Character kills: 35

Weapons of Choice: Kung-fu.

Michael Gold

Laser Mission (1989)



Best Quote: "I just dropped in to say... bon appetite!"

Character kills: 48

Weapons of Choice: Weapons, kung-fu and disguises.

Martin Riggs

Lethal Weapon -movie series (1987-1998)



Best Quote: "What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!"

Character kills: 41

Weapons of Choice: Beretta 92

Xander Cage

xXx (2002)



Best Quote: "The things I'm gonna do for my country."

Character kills: 12

Weapons of Choice Many different weapons, extreme stunts.