Movies That Sped Up My Puberty

14   5.1   4.9 

Caren Kaye was my first taste of movie boobs. Thanks for the mammories!

273   5.8   6 

Tawny Kitaen. You have gone the way of the dodo. Thank goodness film captured you at your peak.

23   5.4   4.3 

Good teen sex comedies inspires emotion that is transferred beyond simple admiration into reality. This emotion can be internal or external. It can be anything: moral outrage, jaded humor, deep sorrow, a reassurance that one is not alone, etc. It also inspires emotions we haven’t admitted we possess; it awakens us to the deep complexity within—works, then, that illuminates our human spirit. I didn't get that from Hardbodies 2. But Hardbodies had great nudity.

9   3.7   4.2 

Ahhh! Shannon Tweed. Breasts that can be summed up in one word: classy.

120   4.6   4.5 

Graveyard Gloria turned me on in a way that still makes me feel a little ashamed.

60   6.6   6.1 

Kelly Preston. Lori Loughlin. Dee Wallace. My dream orgy of 1985.

4   8.5   4.5 

Morgan Fairchild was my muse. She was an angel. An angel with a perfect D cup.

31   5.2   4.9 

Phoebe Cates. You are why men breathe.

17   4.3   4.5 

It's not like I'm obsessed or anything, but she was the best thing ever! Well, up until she married Kevin kline or made 'Drop Dead Fred'. You choose.

772   6.8   7.2 

Seriously, I don't have to explain. Do I?