movies that made me want to set my eyes on fire

1. 200 Cigarettes

I still want my 2 hours back from this one

2. Shoot 'Em Up

I was really hoping this would be good..oh well

3. Virus

Donald Sutherland as a crazy cyborg killer! That's when it became laughably bad.

4. Scream 3

5. Blade II

a let-down considering the first film was actually pretty decent

6. Exorcist II: The Heretic

this is probably the most boring horror film I've ever seen

7. Idiocracy

I think I lost half of my brain cells watching this

8. Showtime

this was so awful I left the theater half-way through

9. Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde

I think they used to play this on Showtime a lot in the 90's..horrendously bad

10. Weekend at Bernie's II

probably one of the worst films I saw as a kid that I can remember the name of

11. The Winslow Boy

12. The Whole Nine Yards

supposed to be hilarious..really, really not

13. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

bizarre in a bad way

14. Broken

actually not a bad film, but just too graphic and had a horrible ending..an incredible downer

15. Analyze That

16. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

I only gave this one star because Bob Sagat was hilarious. "There's SHIT everywhere!" Otherwise this was incredibly dissapointing.

17. Godzilla

18. A Dirty Shame

Normally I love John Waters, but this was just stupid. Potty humor + sex doesn't always = funny.

19. Lost in Space

20. The Thin Red Line

looong and boooring

21. Tarnation

self-made documentary by one of the most pretentious people of all time..I seriously wanted to smack this guy when this was over

22. White Chicks

at least I didn't have to pay to see it

23. The Number 23

this film made me want to stab everyone involved with its release

24. My Boyfriend's Back

25. There's Something About Mary

26. The Bourne Identity

27. Mission: Impossible II

28. Man on Fire

29. The Apostle

30. Love Potion No. 9

31. Tea with Mussolini

32. Tin Cup

33. What Planet Are You From?

34. My Best Friend's Wedding

35. Reindeer Games

36. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End