Movies I Saw In 2012
"Consider me entertained, but not impressed."
The Iron Giant
"The story matches up to Pixar quality, in both heart and substance."
A Christmas Carol
"The creepy take on this classic is unique, and enjoyable."
"[Jurassic Park] is lots of fun, and it's truly scary."
"This movie is a blundered mess. My main problem; it's an enjoyable blundered mess."
Wallace And Gromit in 'A Matter of Loaf and Death'
"Don't get me wrong, I love Wallace and Gromit, but this is dramatically inferior to any of their previous adventures."
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
"A fun, albeit flawed movie."
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is just as good as the first; with weaknesses and strengths balancing out to create an equal package. One just wishes that there was some kind of reason to all the fighting and action, because frankly, we never get one."
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"When the film closes, you will either be waiting in great anticipation for the fourth (if you enjoyed it), or you'll be fast asleep or about ready to be (if you're me)."
"It's not good enough to remember outside of a couple good gags."
The Muppet Christmas Carol
"If you came to see the muppets, you will probably be disappointed. This film is all about Scrooge, who is played by a very human Michael Caine."
"I feel like if some of the violence and revealing garments were cut out, this movie could've been PG, as opposed to PG-13, which would allow it to become a family or kid's movie. This would've worked much better, because the movie is too silly to work as an adult/teen movie."
Tangled Ever After
"The idea is a bit run-of-the-mill, and you've seen all the same gags on Looney Tunes, but it has some entertaining bits."
The Bourne Identity
"Though it's not quite the incredible film critics were making it out to be, The Bourne Identity manages to entertain the whole way through, and it's hard to imagine someone being bored during the film."
The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper M
"What this really is, is a masterpiece, made for those old enough to swallow it."
One Rat Short
"It makes one wish the makers of this film had brought it to the next level."
The Hunger Games
"The Hunger Games is a must see. I was originally uninterested in the sequels, but this movie was so good, I may rethink skipping them."
The Bourne Supremacy
"The Bourne Supremacy is just as good as the original, and maybe just a bit better."
"I hope you like fart jokes because G-Force has a lot of them."
To Kill A Mockingbird
"It's a simple tale, but an affecting one."
"More story, a little more action, and some decent character development would've gone a long way for turning this mostly mediocre film into the masterpiece it just missed out on."
Winnie The Pooh
"Winnie The Pooh is just as wonderful as ever, and I do hope this film is only the beginning of another league of movies from our friends at the Hundred Acre Wood."
The Ballad of Nessie
Alice In Wonderland
"A solid film with no real flaws, but not exceedingly entertaining."
Thru The Mirror
"Doesn't do much to separate itself from, say, Looney Tunes shorts."
Barbie Presents: Thumbelina
"Nothing works, everything fails, and the result is a hopeless mess that can't be enjoyed in any way."
"What a mess! Push is easily one of the worst action films I've ever seen!"
Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day
"This is perfection."
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
"There are so many sight gags that a second or even third viewing may be necessary to catch them all."
"An amusing lesson in human stupidity."
"Creepy, but thoroughly incredible."
"...a wonderfully weird animated short."
Even Pigeons Go To Heaven
"This isn't the kind of film that anyone will enjoy, but it's a treat for those who will."
Pooh's Heffalump Movie
"Most of the gags will only appeal to toddlers, and the whimsy that has surrounded previous Pooh films is almost completely gone."
Alice In Wonderland
"If only everything else was as wonderful and undeniably incredible as the visual effects."
"One of Disney's best films so far."
The Black Cauldron
"It's aggressively un-Disney, but unfortunately, that works against this shockingly awful fantasy film."
"While I wouldn't say it's quite untouchable, it's unexpectedly smart and entertains to the last minute."
The Pixar Story
"Cars 2 was decent, but left me nervous as to Pixar's future. Brave has put all those fears to rest."
"Ugh, forget it Marvel, I'm not seeing The Avengers 2. If I ever want to see a quality super hero movie, I'll wait for The Incredibles 2."
"Antz has some redeeming qualities, but ultimately, the best thing about Antz, is that it reminds us how good A Bug's Life is."
The Little Mermaid
"The Little Mermaid is undeniably entertaining."
The Sword In The Stone
"This might've worked as a 15 minute short film, but as a feature length film, The Sword In The Stone feels padded and tedious. There's just not enough material."
While You Were Sleeping
"Despite the rather awful title, While Your Were Sleeping is a surprisingly charming movie."
The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad
"The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad is not a film. It's merely a cartoon disguised as a film (and the veil is relatively thin, at that)."
The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
"While I wouldn't want all Disney films to be like The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, this is a very nice change of pace."
"Fantasia represents a technical achievement, Mickey's most famous role in history, and two hours of my life I'll never get back."
"Glory, I feel, wasn't made to entertain. It was made to allow us to understand the sacrifices and achievements of the 54th Regiment, and it succeeds."
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