Join Listal here 
Existing members 
Login here 
Join Listal to create lists, share images, get recommendations and much more
Avatar
Added by the giraffe

on 10 Nov 2010 12:52

23
1180 Views 16 Comments

Movies I have no urge to see

Choose file... or enter url:
Sort by: Showing 26 items
People who added this item 8349  Average listal rating (5305 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.7 
1. Titanic (1997)
Let me guess...the boat sinks, right?

Oh, wait, that's right, there's a love story here too. And I'm sure I've never seen a love story told better than this one.

What's that? Everyone else has seen it? Well then, obviously I should see it too. Damn, what have I been thinking all these years?

People who added this item 872  Average listal rating (516 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 4.6 
2. Psycho (1998)
Nobody should EVER remake a Hitchcock film. Especially one as flawless as Psycho.

People who added this item 3857  Average listal rating (2610 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 7.2 
3. Transformers (2007)
Growing up in the 1980s, TransFormers was my favorite cartoon. The toys were also my favorites. So why the hell am I going to let Michael Bay ruin my childhood?

Besides, I've seen TransFormers: The Movie. Multiple times. I don't need a live action one with Shia Lebeouf attempting to act alongside the most overrated so-called actress of the 00s, Megan Fox. No, I don't care how hot you think she is. If I watched every movie because there was a hot woman in it, I'd have to watch more crap than my mind can think about.

And while I'm on the subject, I don't find her attractive at all. Sure, I guess I see the physical appeal, but I've read interviews with her & she's so stupid it kills any interest I might have had in her.

People who added this item 2052  Average listal rating (1277 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.8 
4. The Grudge (2004)
I saw Ju-On.

Also, I hate Sarah Michelle Gellar.

People who added this item 4639  Average listal rating (2894 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.2 
5. Spider-Man 3 (2007)
The first one was OK. The second one was terrible, aside from Bruce Campbell's cameo & the elevator scene. A third? Nah, I'll pass.

People who added this item 4238  Average listal rating (2897 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
6. Meet the Parents (2000)
It looks horribly stupid from the trailers, and Ben Stiller's involvement only further reinforces my belief that it's horribly, mind-numbingly stupid.

Same goes for all the sequels.

People who added this item 2884  Average listal rating (1948 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.6 
7. Zoolander (2001)
See Meet the Parents.

People who added this item 4677  Average listal rating (3136 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.5 
8. The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Everyone's read the book. Everyone's seen the movie.

Yeah, well, not me, mostly because I got sick of everyone talking about both incessantly before the movie came out. And after the movie came out. So it'll be about never when I finally decide to read the book or see the movie.

Don't care about the prequel or sequel or whatever either.

People who added this item 2945  Average listal rating (1990 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating 7.6 
9. Watchmen (2009)
I read Watchmen. Don't need a movie of it.

People who added this item 1758  Average listal rating (1160 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating 7.8 
10. Apocalypto (2006)
As of Passion of the Christ, I have completely lost interest in all things involving Mel Gibson.

People who added this item 1700  Average listal rating (1083 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
11. Serenity (2005)
Tried watching Firefly and couldn't get into it. So I'm not watching the movie from it either.

People who added this item 3647  Average listal rating (2389 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.1 
12. Shutter Island (2010)
I swear I started seeing trailers for this movie in 2008. And for 2 years every trailer I saw failed to interest me. Just because Scorsese's name is attached doesn't mean I have to care. And DiCrappio is overrated in my book.

People who added this item 2196  Average listal rating (1483 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 7.1 
13. Cloverfield (2008)
It's the shaky-cam! Yay! Let's watch a movie that looks like it's been shot by drunken idiots with camera phones...that'll be sooooo realistic!

If I can't stand that crap on youtube, I'm not watching it on the big screen either.

People who added this item 3163  Average listal rating (1947 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
14. The Notebook (2004)
I swear 99% of romantic films have the same damn plot. I like the 1% that distinguishes itself from the rest, and this one won't fall into that category. I can tell.

People who added this item 3089  Average listal rating (2022 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating
15. Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ah Michael Bay again. Always a good reason to not see a movie. And Ben Affleck's in the lead? Great, I tend to hate him in leading roles. Oh, but it's a historical film. Yaaaaawn. Pass.

People who added this item 3608  Average listal rating (2365 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.2 
16. Twilight (2008)
I am not nor have I ever been a teenage grrl.

Besides, I think I got the gist.

And obviously if I'm not watching this I'm not watching the sequels either.

People who added this item 1416  Average listal rating (923 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 6.5 
17. Road Trip (2000)
I do my best to avoid anything involving Tom Green.

People who added this item 2143  Average listal rating (1281 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 6.4 
18. Marie Antoinette (2006)
Fuck Sofia Coppola.

I thought Virgin Suicides was ok while I watched it, but then my best friend & I discussed it for about an hour & came to the conclusion that we hated it. Also, I watched Lost in Translation and not only was I bored all the way through it (sad since I love Bill Murray), but even after sitting through it I don't understand why other people love it so much.

So I'm not sitting through any more of Sofia Coppola's films. Everyone else can have them.

People who added this item 3728  Average listal rating (2440 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 6.9 
19. Pretty Woman (1990)
The horse-faced woman & the guy who puts hamsters up his ass. Great. I can't stand either of them & here they are in a movie together (and I'm sure it's not the only one, but I try to block such things out of my mind).

The only good Richard Gere movie is Primal Fear, and that's mostly because of Edward Norton. And Julia Roberts has never impressed me as an actress...the few movies she's in that I do like she's usually in a supporting role with little enough screen time for me to not start having hategasms.

People who added this item 3429  Average listal rating (2181 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.4 
20. Ocean's Twelve (2004)
The original Ocean's Eleven never had a sequel, yet the remake has 2? Obviously 12 & 13 are just cash grabs. And as such I have no interest in either.

People who added this item 901  Average listal rating (545 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 5.2 
21. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Unnecessary remake.

People who added this item 773  Average listal rating (489 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 5.6 
22. Friday the 13th (2009)
Unnecessary remake.

People who added this item 1280  Average listal rating (813 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 6.2 
23. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Another unnecessary remake.

People who added this item 3270  Average listal rating (2173 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.7 
24. Fantastic Four (2005)
I didn't like the FF when I read comics. Well, except for the "new Fantastic Four"...Spider-man, Wolverine, The Hulk, and Ghost Rider. Now if someone made that a movie, I might watch it...but odds are it would suck, because Marvel's only had one great movie so far (Iron Man) and the rest range from entertaining to crap.

So yeah, pass.

People who added this item 2482  Average listal rating (1677 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 5.4 
25. Daredevil (2003)
Did I mention I really don't like Ben Affleck in leading roles? Oh, and the trailers all looked awful.

People who added this item 1927  Average listal rating (1253 ratings) 5.2  IMDB Rating 5.2 
26. Ghost Rider (2007)
I used to read Ghost Rider, and I remember his alter-ego having a full head of hair. So...why is Nic Cage in this role? Oh, right, he's an "action star". And yet I can rarely take him seriously when he does action movies. Hmmm....


 

I don't care how great you say they are, these movies I will never watch...

There are lots of others out there, of course, but these are the ones that either annoy me that they even exist or that people insist are great movies.

Added to

23 votes
the giraffe's movie lists guide (83 lists)
list by the giraffe
Published 2 years, 6 months ago 1 comment



Related lists

No Desire to See
30 item list by jay-jay
1 votes
I really need to see these films ASAP...
28 item list by blue_skies
4 votes 4 comments
Books into movies... Yes or no?
18 item list by 186FleetStreet
6 votes 5 comments
Lito Lapida's Movies to watch
58 item list by Lito Lapida
8 votes 8 comments
My DVD wish list :)
37 item list by Lex
3 votes
Horror/thriller movies you just have to see
59 item list by Grisling
4 votes 1 comment
Always Makes Me Cry
19 item list by DreaVeronica
1 votes 1 comment
2012 Movie Lists I Am Following On Listal
66 item list by portlander
24 votes 12 comments
100 Movies in one month - June 2011
100 item list by ThePackMan
13 votes
Movies I DON'T Want to See
12 item list by Ghosthack
4 votes 10 comments

View more top voted lists

People who voted for this also voted for

100 years of horror
30 days - 30 movies
Ethiopia is Beauty
Favourite Actresses Born 1980 - 1989.
My 1994 Favorites
My Least Favorite Movies of 2013
They're not as beautiful as people think
30 Days of Halloween
The Evolution of Eric Stoltz
Ray Liotta's Worst Involvements
My 2002 Favorites
The Evolution of Rani Mukherjee

More lists from the giraffe

Best movies of 1978
Bands I want to see perform live
Best movies of 2008
Best movies of 1991
Best movies of 1987
Movies the giraffe watched in 2014: July


Comments

Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Nov 10 9:41
LOL, yep I can understand most of these.

Gah... Cloverfield (2008)... yes and a whinny idiot holding the camera, following his I'll-do-anything-to-save-the-girl idiot friend. I have pretty much never wanted to see a Godzilla film from the perceptive of the cast of "American Pie" shot with a malfunctioning video camera.
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Nov 10 18:46
Hahaha yes, exactly.
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Nov 14 7:59
Very good list !
Honestly, you should give a try with Apocalypto. It has nothing to do with The Passion of Christ (I'm not a big fan of this one...) and it is actually pretty good. For the rest, you make a good case.
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Dec 2 16:14
hahaha I think Iron Man and Ghost Rider are the worst Marvel Movies. Iron Man was lame in my book..either way great list, agree with most.
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Dec 2 20:29
wow.. tell us how you feel...
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Dec 4 18:57
I love these kinds of list... And I agree with most of what you said. I wish that I could say I hadn't already seen the majority of the movies on your list.
Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Jul 3 0:02
i read your first comment about titanic and i pressed vote! lol
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 6 0:27
Great list - LOL -
Liked your comment on Titanic - even though I enjoyed it,
I understand that there are many who don't or don't care about it - it is a movie people either love or hate -
So agree on the Ocean's movies - they were a complete money grab - and I think most remakes are unnecessary.
Posted: 2 years, 12 months ago at Sep 4 0:40
I wholeheartedly agree with the majority of these. I wish I never saw some of these (eg. Transformers, Ghost Rider).
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 28 3:50
I wish I hadn't seen any of these films apart from The Da Vinci Code which was rather good (though the book is much better).

Ps. Nine tries and I finally survived to the end of Titanic. Just had to always contienue from where I paused the DVD last time...
Posted: 2 years ago at Aug 8 23:20
Do yourself a favor and see Shutter Island, dude.
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Nov 3 17:45
"The horse-faced woman" :)))))

Great list!
Posted: 7 months, 2 weeks ago at Jan 17 13:55
I appreciate the commentary. The unnecessary horror remakes are one of my biggest peeves.
Posted: 7 months, 2 weeks ago at Jan 17 14:04
How did I ever miss this list? ;D

There are a few here that I enjoyed but I understand the sentiment and love the comments. I'm sure you know by now that I can't stand 'found footage' films but you might get a kick out of hearing that, out of those I've seen, Cloverfield was the best. ;D
Posted: 7 months, 2 weeks ago at Jan 17 15:03
They are all horribly bad....

"The horse-faced woman & the guy who puts hamsters up his ass."....LMFAO!!

Posted: 7 months, 2 weeks ago at Jan 18 3:36
#1. Great effects. However, I felt the movie should've scrapped the entire love plot line and concentrated people who were on the ship.

#2. Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates = EPIC FAIL!

#3. Transformers - Found this movie tolerable. But yeah, I can see why fans of the show hate it.

#4. As a descent remake, it's all about opinion.

#5. Definitely the worst of the three.

#6. Beside some jokes that work, it's definitely not one of the greatest films I've seen.

#7. I found it tolerable.

#8. I have no opinion on this. Oh and spoilers who haven't read the book or saw the movie, the secret is that Jesus has a living descent.

#9. The trailer looked great. But when finally saw the movie, felt sluggish, too much exhibition, the flashbacks were confusing and felt the characters were too mean spirited.

#10-#12. Haven't seen them. So I have no opinion.

#13. Although I give the filmmakers credit for doing a point of the the civilians - not knowing what the alien looks like - definitely too much shaky camera.

#14. Same as #10-12.

#15. This is even worse than Titanic. Why? Because it's a triangle love story between three fictional characters that takes place during one of the greatest tragedies, makes the soldiers look irresponsible by showing by performing dangerous stunts, cheating at eye tests with a cheat sheet and having the nurse letting them through and as well as having one of the soldiers running out in a towel while brushing his teeth and not helping his fellow soldiers.

#16. ...Do I have to say it? -.-

#17. Tom Green? Fuck it.

#18-#19. Also didn't see it.

#20. The remake I found tolerable. But the sequels were definitely not needed.

#21-#23. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre I found tolerable. The Nightmare remake was embarrassing, and I haven't seen any of the Friday remakes.

#24. Not as bad as the sequel that was released two years later.

#25. The only person I liked in that movie was Michael Clark Duncan. Sure, Kingpin was originally white. But I see Duncan as a total bad ass in this film.

#26. The performances from the actors aren't there and the direction is horrible.

Login or Signup to post a comment