Men's Health hottest women of 2011
22. Katy Perry A buxom, raven-haired pastor's daughter who's topped pop charts with declarations of satisfied girl-on-girl curiosities, dresses with a manic eccentricity, and married a comedian in recovery for sex addiction? We don't even care if she tastes like cherry chapstick; we'll like it. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 25. Aishwarya Rai Often cited as the most beautiful woman in the world, Rai is known in America only for her brief, but mesmerizing role in Pink Panther 2 (of all things), but on the world stage she's one of the most beloved and well-decorated actresses. It's pure folly that Rai is better known in Bollywood than Hollywood. She's a former Miss World, after all. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 26. Jennifer Aniston After a series of failed early '90s sitcoms and a career-curdling run of Irish luck in the slasher-kitsch Leprechaun, Aniston finally got unstuck from second gear as part of television's most famous sextet on NBC's Friends. A luscious combination of curves, snap, and whip-smart timing, Aniston, a tabloid favorite and Hollywood powerhouse, is now every man's favorite dentist after her white-knuckled romp in Horrible Bosses. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 27. Britney Spears Clearly, there are many moods of Britney, but if you can hack head-shaving, the soap operatics, and her subconscious obsession with topping TMZ, you'll get a grown-up schoolgirl who likes to get (almost) naked, bump and grind, coo a bit, and "do something." In other words, you get the Britney we saw in 2011—reformed, controlled, and soaring on the success of a new album. It's good to have the old Britney back. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 28. Jordana Brewster When you're the super-hot daughter of a (super-hot) Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, you don't necessarily need to be talented or erudite to win a fan club. But the Panama-born Brewster refuses to rest on her (super-hot) laurels, earning a BA from Yale and tackling popcorn (Fast & Furious), soaps (the upcoming Dallas reboot), and indie mayhem (D.E.B.S.) with delicious (super-hot) aplomb. 31. Rihanna We respect her status as one of the best-selling musical artists in the world, her claim as the youngest artist to post 10 top-10 hits on the Billboard charts, the 20-million albums sold, and all that jazz. But when it comes down to it, we love this Caribbean Queen because she's a "good girl gone bad," as she announced on her 2007 album. Well-inked, flamboyantly dressed, and defiantly sexual, Rihanna opened our umbrella-ella-ella a long time ago. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 32. Elizabeth Banks She had us bewitched—and sometimes bewildered—with turns in the 40-Year Old Virgin, Role Models, Our Idiot Brother, and 30 Rock. Hell, Banks is so smoking hot we even, uh, “cast a vote” for her as Laura Bush in Oliver Stone's W. Look for her in 2012's Welcome to People alongside fellow babes Olivia Wilde and Michelle Pfeiffer. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 33. Penelope Cruz Penelope Cruz has always been an actress of uncommon depth and offbeat taste, providing divine inspiration and an erotic charge to the canons of Pedro Almodovar and Woody Allen. Though she failed to win an Oscar for her sultry song-and-dance in Nine, Cruz is always unquestionably a 10. Dark Smile's rating:
35. Rachel McAdams After a decade of Hollywood pundits declaring McAdams "the next Julia Roberts," we think it's time—especially after doing sexy-smoldering in The Notebook, sexy-uptight in Morning Glory, and sexy-crazy in Wedding Crashers—to call Julia Roberts "the old Rachel McAdams." After all, who would you rather kiss in the rain tonight? Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 36. Shakira For a while, it seemed like we hadn't heard much from Shakira since the "Hips Don't Lie" days. Then the World Cup happened, and the curvy Colombian singer went viral again with her single "Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)," garnering 370 million YouTube views—third all-time. Few comebacks were more enthusiastically welcomed. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 40. Adriana Lima Brazilian stunner Lima, a Victoria’s Secret Angel since 2000, is not only one of the top-earning models in the world, but also pops up on Forbes’ Celebrity 100. It’s not only that she’s one of the sexiest women ever to grace the Earth; she’s also got a Mother Teresa streak, building orphanages in South America and attending church every Sunday. What man doesn’t want to tempt a saint—especially one so divinely beautiful? Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 41. Anna Kournikova Once one-half of "the Spice Girls of tennis," a world-famous, happy-footed Russian and quite possibly the most beautiful professional athletes in the history of the universe, Kournikova now hosts NBC's The Biggest Loser—and it makes perfect sense. Anna's all any man would need to make those pounds melt away. ![]() 43. Scarlett Johansson If we were to write Scarlett a letter, it would say something like: Thank you for being so jaw-droppingly, curvaceously, knuckle-whiteningly beautiful. But more than that: thank you for holding on to whatever that sad mystery is deep inside of you—from Lost in Translation to Match Point to the upcoming We Bought a Zoo.l Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 46. Kim Kardashian We don't have Royal Families in America, but when high society and reality television collide, something approximating kings, queens, and princesses often emerge. Witness the career of Kardashian, whose greatest contributions to our fair democracy are curves a rainbow would kill for, the occasional, quotable bon mot from her E! series, a highly watchable sex tape from 2007, and an endless series of salacious tabloid headlines. Somehow, despite what’s good for us, we just keep asking for more. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 52. Katie Holmes In her signature role as Dawson Creek’s Joey Potter, Holmes played a sultry go-getter. Most of Holmes’ onscreen appearances, in fact, were once a volatile mix of darling and dangerous, lovable and toxic. She had men reeling long before she had her husband freaking out on Oprah’s couch. Expect this fall’s Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark to put the heat back on Holmes. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 54. Charlize Theron Whether it's pure sexiness (2 Days in the Valley), whimsy (Arrested Development), elegance (Cider House Rules), or toughness (Hancock), this blonde beauty from South Africa is a portrait of female perfection wrapped in an air of enigma that we would gladly ponder for infinity. The thought of her as Snow White's Evil Queen next spring has cast a desperate spell on us. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 55. Amber Heard What do Nicolas Cage, horror maestro John Carpenter, and late Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson have in common? They've all provided employment for Heard, who may look delicate, but onscreen in films like Drive Angry, The Stepfather, and The Rum Diary, acts with intoxicating grit. Turns out, it’s also true grit—offscreen, she totes around a .357 Magnum. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 56. Rashida Jones We'll just say it: we'd be very happy to recline on the couch and watch the Harvard-trained Jones—daughter of Quincy Jones and Mod Squad’s Peggy Lipton—do everything she does, which is pretty much anything she dreams of: act, sing, dance, write comic books, tell jokes, write screenplays. Playing the role of the straight man—er, woman—on Parks & Recreation, she even manages to score more laughs than the kooks. ![]() 57. Erin Andrews Tow-headed beauty Andrews, a third-ranked Dancing with the Stars contestant, literally took a ball to the chin when the Mets' Alex Cora ripped one foul in 2009. Much as we love baseball, inventing excuses to watch the statuesque ESPN sideline reporter and former college cheerleader is quickly becoming our real national pastime. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 60. Zooey Deschanel She’s simply every geek's fantasy—the shapely body, and those blue eyes opened wide in perpetual curiosity and surprise. She's a goddess of indie music (She + Him), indie film (All the Real Girls), mainstream hits (Elf, 500 Days of Summer), and a new Fox sitcom (New Girl). In other words, Zooey Deschanel is electrifying in every way that other girls are not—and that's hot. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 63. Frieda Pinto From Slumdog Millionaire to Rise of the Planet of the Apes, the ravishing Mumbai native is used to being the pulchritude in untenable environs. Wait until you see Pinto draw blood, tears, and other bodily fluids, turning love into a battlefield in this fall's myth-on-meth movie, Immortals. We’re not worthy. ![]() 64. Elisha Cuthbert Onscreen, she's been daughter to Kiefer Sutherland and Tim Allen (no, not in the same project; that would be weird) and best friend to Paris Hilton (recall House of Wax, if you must), and will probably always have the word “cougar” attached to her name (her 24 character spent a good deal of season two ridiculously outrunning and outsmarting the wild creature), but the platinum-blonde beauty is, at last, enjoying a well-earned reprieve from running away with her new ABC sitcom, Happy Endings. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 65. Rachel Bilson We first fell for Bilson when she played Summer, the comely star of The O.C.—and before that, when she toyed with Zach Braff in that 2006 indie flick The Last Kiss. Millions of dudes the world over understandably continue to lust after the pixieish, dark-haired beauty, and that's before catching minute one of this fall's CW series, Hart of Dixie. ![]() 68. Rachel Nichols Her hot-bodied ass-kicking in shows like Alias and films like GI Joe left one national film critic loosening his collar over Nichols' "comely biceps." He can have 'em. We'll take the rest of Nichols, who appears poised to break out in a big way after her recent turn in Conan the Barbarian. ![]() 70. Halle Berry Just when we think we know Ms. Berry—teenaged beauty queen, prime-time soap diva, big screen crack addict, superhero, Bond girl, heartbreaker—we end up surprised. From X-Men to Monster’s Ball, Bulworth to Things We Lost in the Fire—she's so fine, even Catwoman couldn't make us turn away. Dark Smile's rating:
![]() 71. Olivia Wilde If you thought we were going to pun on this steamy temptress' surname—well, you were right. Except her last name isn't really "Wilde;" it's "Cockburn." So write your own jokes. Meanwhile, we'll be reserving our tickets to her next big flick, the 2011 sci-fi thriller, In Time. Dark Smile's rating:
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