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Added by pistaa

on 3 Oct 2010 01:24

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Look mom, I'm also an actor/musician/celebrity/wha

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Average listal rating (555 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
1. Mariah Carey
Actually I liked her in "Precious", but otherwise seems like a terrible bitch-diva, contributin terrible music.
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Average listal rating (832 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
2. Jared Leto
Didn't you get enough pussy as an actor? You decided to start your emo-band-act, with some J-rock looks. The music is bullshit, but I've liked you as an actor. Fortunately I can make my own choices and not to listen your music, but the image of you with your colorful j-rock-hair can't be forgotten.
Please make more movies, and less music.
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Average listal rating (533 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
3. Kevin Costner
I believe you have some kind of country-act, and I can easily imagine you with a hay on your mouth and a stetson in your head, but I believe that you might actually even be a good musician. Haven't heard any songs, but somehow I feel you can pull it off. Seriously.
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Average listal rating (264 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating
4. Steven Seagal
I simply can't take musician-Steven seriously. I haven't heard even one song, but the whole person seems to live in a fantasy world, so how could I take his music seriously?
I can see that he his stage is full of some symbolic indian shit, and between the songs he gives some notes how to live peaceful and perfect life.
I would love to see his gig, he would probably stage dive with a flying kick to his audience, killing half of it at the same time (with his mass).
Awesome!
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Average listal rating (701 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating
5. Justin Timberlake
I just noticed Justin has done a movie. I have no idea what kind of stuff that might be so I won't be saying anything about that.
I actually like some of his songs, but I also hate some of them.

Average listal rating (240 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
6. Tom Waits
I've seen two movies with Tom in them, "Rumble Fish" and "Dracula" (Coppola apparently directed both of them). I'm not so sure his acting skills but he fitted the parts quite well. Intresting person, I simply can't appreciate all of his work, but there's something about him.
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Average listal rating (1729 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
7. Keanu Reeves
Hey dude, I heard you are in a band or something maybe playing bass or something, I don't know. Neither do I much care, but you've been in good movies thou!
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Average listal rating (1113 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
8. Madonna
You were hip in the 80's you were hot in "Body of evidence", but why can't you just retire? Nowadays you look like a junkie who has a brain damage that still believes she's 20. I also noticed you've done some directing, I'm actually interested in seeing "Filth and wisdom" but I'm guessing there's two options: Either you didn't direct the movie yourself actually, or the movies is simply full of shit.
I don't believe you're a multitalent, as you're a mediocre singer/actress, but you've just done the correct moves. You have thou done the best you can, so please just adopt a few more children, and make their lifes worth living.
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Average listal rating (57 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
9. Ice-T
I can remember seeing some of his films, but I can't remember was he good or not. Nor have I much listened to his music, but I bet he's quite mediocre in both of them. I have a feeling he's trying to keep a tough-guy image, but I'm not sure what's the truth.
So basically I've got nothing to say :)

Average listal rating (12 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating
10. Coolio
Fuck yeah, "Dracula 3000" and Coolio; that was probably the biggest comeback of year something. I can remember from that horror-scifi movie that they had VHS-recorder and a CRT-TV in a room, in year 3000. Or maybe that room was a museum, but great stuff anyways.
But seriously, I liked some of his songs back in year something..
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Average listal rating (621 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating
11. Paris Hilton
This multitalent has done quite much everything, but I haven't seen nearly it all. I have seen the indie-film he did with he's boyfriend, which was a good training for "House of wax" where he took some rod on the head again.
What a fucking supertalent.
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Average listal rating (145 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
12. Tina Turner
Tina with her crazy hair suited quite well for Mad max 3. I'm not sure if she has done more acting, but I was glad the she and the whole Bartertown didn't burst into musical-scene during the movie.

Average listal rating (537 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating
13. Elvis Presley
I guess he is well known by most of us.

Average listal rating (1666 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
14. Will Smith
I can't take Will seriously, thou he doesn't annoy me either. Hasn't made impression, so quite unnoticeable to me.
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Average listal rating (215 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
15. Iggy Pop

Average listal rating (29 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
16. Vesa-Matti Loiri
Eventhough Vesku is talented on many areas, he should have spent his life with doing something more serious than Uuno. I can see why children like Uuno, but if you're not a child, I would consider you're a retard or wasted if you enjoy the movies.

Latest albums he has made seems like a cheap copy of what Johnny Cash has done (covering other popular songs). Some of the covers we're actually good, but the whole idea seemed like stealing.


 

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Comments

Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jun 17 3:59
You have a very interesting opinion, Love.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Aug 11 13:34
Love Jared Leto as an actor, but you are totally right, 30 Seconds to Mars sucks big time
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Aug 11 13:45
30 seconds to mars is by no stretch of the imagination emo, but a solid list!
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Aug 11 15:58
I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CoolCent. com
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Sep 14 17:33
:D
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Sep 14 17:48
You're missing Britney Spears, she did that movie Crossroads a long time ago.

And there's also Juliette Lewis, Justin Bieber with his CSI performance ( O.O what in the world was that...), many of the Disney stars (or former stars) think they can act, sing, dance and whatever else (Like Lindsay Lohan and her music career! O.O )

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