My name is esther,i read about you in site and i decide to contact you hopeing that you will accept my request,if you accept my request ,please reply to my email address [e-mail address removed for your safety] so that i will send you my photos and more about me,i believe we can make good friends,let distance not be a barrier but lets love connect,because love is a bridge connect far distance to be close
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My name is miss success. i saw your profile today at(www.listal.com) and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,and if you can send an email to my email address,i will give you my pictures here is my email address [e-mail address removed to maintain the universal balance of things] I believe we can move from here! Awaiting for your mail to my email address above success.
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MY NAME IS LORITA I SAW YOUR PROFILE TO DAY AT listal.com AND I BECAME INTRESTED IN YOU I WILL LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU I AM NICE TO BE LOOKING GIRL I WILL LIKE YOU MAIL ME AT MY EMAIL ADDERSS IF YOU MAIL ME I WE GIVE YOU MY PICTURE HERE IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS[e-mail address removed for my safety, but if you can benefit from it as well that's fine]I HOPE WE CAN MOVE FROM HERE.WEITING FOR YOUR MAIL TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS ABOVE.LORITA
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I am a lady I found you hear at www.listal.com and picked interest in you. My name is Heline .I wish to be in relationship with you and may be discover ourselves as real partners for life.If you feel interested write me through this email address [e-mail address removed for Heline's soul mate's inconvenience]. I will be happy to seeing a good responds from you so that i can send you my picture and tell you more about me.
Thanks and remain blessed.
Yours in love,
Heline.
Please if you are interested contact me with this email address [e-mail address removed for Heline's soul mate's inconvenience]
Hello.
my name is victory i saw your profile today and i became intrested in you and i will like to know more about you and if you can mail an email to my mail address i will give you my picture.here is my mail address[e-mail address removed to make room for legitimate, paid advertising]hope we can move from here.waiting for your mail to my mail address above.
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My name is rebecca i am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my e mail box [e-mail address removed because A=B and B=C, therefore A=C - it's called algebra, people] This is because i dont know the possibilities of remaining in forum for a long time. please If you are interested in knowing more about me, and for me to send you some pictures of mine,
please reply me back through my email and with your email so that i can contact you
Thanks waiting to hear from you .
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Hi, I am Cynthia,
please how are you! hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.I went through your profile and i read it and took intersest in it,please if you don't mind i will like you to write me on this ID[e-mail address removed because Cynthia has since been busted for harboring guinea pig terrorists] hope to hear from you soon,and I will be waiting for your mail because i have something VERY important to tell you.
Lots of love
Cynthia!
My name is Mrs.Cynthia Ogodo from Ivory Coast, I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of years ago, My Husband was was assassinated during the tribal war crisis in my country,my husband deposited US$18,000,000.00 Eighteen million dollars in the bank here for safe keeping when he was alive,we have only one child name Gilbert 19 years old,and my husband make agreement with the bank in the name of our child Gilbert,to keep the money for his next bright future.
Please i need your help as a foreign partner to transfer the money to a safe account in your country. Due to the war crises here, I have plans to leadve the country and come over to your country with my son Gilbert after the money transfer to your account in your country,to invest the money with your assistance,like in real estate or any good industrial Production,also to enable my son gilbert to continue his education in your country.
i need to know interest for this offer as soon as posible to enable me direct you confidently with details.My only problem now is i have a blood cancer sickness and my doctor have told me recently that i will not last longer,but i believe that God is my only healer and my help comes from the most high God who made heaven and earth,surly the almighty God will hear the prayer of his children in heaven and i shall not die. i will relocate to your country with my child after the money successfully transfer into your account in your country.
i will give you 20% of the total money for your humble assistance to secure our inheritance in your country .reply me back to my private email address [e-mail address removed because the universe will implode if shown] or you call on telephone [phone call redirected to an automated voice message] ,for your willingness.may God bless.
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My name is Grace, i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,and if you can send an email to my email address,i will send to you my pictures and tell you more of me , here is my email address [e-mail address removed due to artistic differences] I believe we can move from here! Awaiting for your mail to my email address above Somebody love and cares.
Grace,
hello,
my name is yarcy i come a cross your profile contact to day and it give me a great pleasure to communicate with you and i decide to drop you a message for you to know that some one is thinking about you and i will like to know you the more if you wouldnt mind here is my email address [e-mail address removed to silence the voice of the rebellion]i want you to send an email to my mail box so i can send you my picture for you to know whom i am better hoping to hear from you soon with love and care,
thanks
miss yarcy [e-mail address removed because the offer has expired],
My name is gloria Oneil ,i saw your profile and i became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address [e-mail address removed just as Nostradamus predicted]so i can give you my picture .Remember the distance, color or language does not matter but love matters a lot in life.
Greetings From Juliet
Dear how are you today? and how is things moving with you? hope fine and you
are in good health.My name is Miss Juliet, I am looking for a very nice
person of love, caring, sincere, easy going, matured, and understanding, i came across your prifile today on (www.thoughts.com)and decided to be intouch with you. , so i will like you to write me via my
email address which is as follow [e-mail address removed unless otherwise noted] so that i will
give you my picture for further discussion, because i am really looking forward
for a serious friendship with you,
Yours New juliet
ape's response: "You're "looking for a person of love, caring, sincere, easy going, matured, and understanding" (your English teacher would be horrified by the way you worded that, by the way) and you respond to this, a blog where I claim that periods are fake and that women are communists. Miss Juliet, if that is your real name, you should be ashamed of yourself. You should be ashamed of your grammar, your ability to read people, and your belief that I need a photo of you in order to discuss things. If I want to talk about how Cap'n Crunch would do just fine if crunch berries no longer existed, I have no need for your photograph if you'd like to chime in. Are you even paying attention, Juliet? Are you listening to me? If you said yes, then you're a liar. You can't listen to this, it's written word. You can't listen to written word, Juliet. You can read it out loud, but listening to yourself talk all the time makes you a crazy person. Crazy people don't want serious friendships like you claim to want. Crazy people want serious murder. Now, while I'm hungry right now, I don't wish to see 'murder' on today's menu. I can continue my reply to you if you'd like, Juliet. If you wish for me to continue, write me to my email address, which is at (yousmelllikefreckledribs@oatmeal.org). If you respond, I'll send you a picture of my large toe so that we can better engage in serious discussion....because I'm looking forward to having a magnificent friendship with you, Juliet. Call me. ;)"
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My name is miss Jelin, i am looking for a new friend i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i
will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email
address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email
address [e-mail address not shown as per the non-disclosure agreement Jelin and Happy Vader signed]
I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for
your mail to my email address [e-mail address removed because she misspelled "AWOL"] Remember the distance, color or age
does not matter but love matters allot in life Please reply me with my email
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My Dear
How is your life over there? I hope all is well with you?
I contacted you because I saw your contact today and I pick interest in you, and to know if you will match mine, I hope that color, distance or age will not be a barrier to you. Please this is my private email id at [e-mail address removed because Adura misspelled "Gail"], so that I can send you my picture. And I believe that we can move forward to achieve our aims in future.
Hello nice to meet you,
am miss lurcy by name, I was so impressed viewing your profile, you sound so cool and lovely,
i feels with the humility to have a good true love relationship with you, i will also like to know you more, I will be very grateful if u can contact me directly at [e-mail address sacrificed to appease Hicklum Weurntz, the patron god of bothersome romantic solicits]
with a picture of you OK? then i will send you my pictures and as well tell you more about me. hope to hear from you soonest. am very ok with your age and race, Thanks please reply me here on
I am Interested In You,
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My name is Sarah and I am average in height and fair in complexion , I am a loving angel . I read your profile at www.listal.com, truly is quiet interesting to me.Moreover I love what I see in your profile so you can reach me through my email [e-mail address left to die in searing, unparalleled agony for no other reason than that it was too loving and too generous for this world] so that I will send my beautiful pictures to you.
Sarah.
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how are you, hope fine,.
My name is joyce, am very glade to
come across your profile today, which i find interesting and wish to let you know that i will like to have a very good relationship with you, i hope you will welcome my friendship request? Please contact me with my privet Email [address removed because the residents in question paid to be excluded from the yellow pages] so that l will give you my picture and tell you more about me,
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My name is Hilda, i saw your email address in my online search for friendship so i decided to write you. It will be a pleasure to read from you,if you wouldn't mind, you can email me so that i can reply you quickly and also send my picture for you to know me. I want you to know that real friendship matters.
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She's looking for a good man with a weasel. I think she needs to broaden her criteria a bit. ;)
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Love it!
Of course I'm happy... I'm the HAPPY VADER, aren't I?
Listal could be oasis of love for all of us, oh why haven't we unhappy worms of this planet thought of this before?
Because we're cold-hearted, unfeeling monsters. ;]
Hello
My name is miss Jelin, i am looking for a new friend i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i
will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email
address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email
address (jelinbaby39@yahoo.co.uk)
I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for
your mail to my email address (jelinbaby39@yahoo.co.uk) Remember the distance, color or age
does not matter but love matters allot in life Please reply me with my email
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When you remind me, you lazy bum! =P
I've updated it with your two submissions, and hopefully I'll get more done before-.
Hahahahah. That's funny.
Love this,hahaha
@ Happy Vader: ahahah your comment (" Of course I'm happy... I'm the HAPPY VADER, aren't I? ") is awesome! :D
I believe his exact words were "lol im custard".