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Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films

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People who added this item 2831 Average listal rating (1813 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.7
You can't run from death.

Try as you may, you can't cheat death. Because, death always has the last word.
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People who added this item 695 Average listal rating (455 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.8
The Fog (1980)
Curses are meant to be taken, serious.

Stealing from pirates, and failing to save them during a storm? You're cursed!

Bitten by a werewolf? You're cursed!

Get the idea?
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People who added this item 1851 Average listal rating (1167 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.4
Poltergeist (1982)
Hire a professional.

In dealing with ghosts, monsters, and what not, don't take things into your own hands.

Hire someone who has experience, in dealing with them.

Also, if you're going to build houses, don't built them on top of sacred burial grounds. Or relocate graves.
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People who added this item 524 Average listal rating (345 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6
Cujo (1983)
Sure, it looks harmless....

Any animal, dog or cat can go from best friend, to killer in a second.
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People who added this item 155 Average listal rating (115 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.2
Krampus (2015)
Keep the Holiday spirit.

Or you will be visited, by Krampus. Especially if you have been naughty!
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People who added this item 2054 Average listal rating (1402 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
Alien³ (1992)
Don't trust big corporations

They never have your best interest, in mind.

Also, when dealing with big problems, you better have a plan.
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People who added this item 539 Average listal rating (386 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6.9
It Follows (2014)
It doesn't necessarily, have to have a form.

Just the unknown itself, is scary enough.
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People who added this item 1250 Average listal rating (831 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.8
Insidious (2010)
Hire professionals​.

When dealing with ghosts, it's best to hire those who have had prior experiences with ghosts, and other entities.

Also, ghosts and demons can haunt and possess places. Not just people.
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People who added this item 872 Average listal rating (570 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.5
The Crazies (2010)
Anyone is capable, of doing horrible things.

No one is immune, as far as violence is concerned.
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People who added this item 12 Average listal rating (13 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.2
Fear is a contagion.

One that has no known cure, and is susceptible to anyone.
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People who added this item 1859 Average listal rating (1229 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5
The Happening (2008)
Nature will fight back.

Eventually, the planet will get tired, of how we are treating it.

And the results, won't be pretty.
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People who added this item 1119 Average listal rating (762 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.5
The Conjuring (2013)
Don't stick around.

If ghosts, are haunting your house, don't stay. Leave, if you have the opportunity to do so.

Also, hire professionals to deal with the problem.
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People who added this item 279 Average listal rating (197 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.4
Annabelle (2014)
Evil comes in all sizes.

Even in creepy doll form.
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People who added this item 1427 Average listal rating (907 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.3
The Craft (1996)
Power should be used sparingly.

If you have magically abilities, be careful how you use them. It may come back to get you, in the end.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".

Also, be mindful of who you keep company with. They may not always, have your best interests in mind.
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People who added this item 225 Average listal rating (150 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.4
Prom Night (1980)
Pranks can kill.

Go ahead, laugh play practical jokes. Just remember: Someone in the end always gets the last laugh.
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People who added this item 69 Average listal rating (38 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.5
Don't make a deal, your not prepared to except the consequences of.

Especially, for success and fame. Especially, with the devil.
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Wish granted.

Go ahead, make a wish. It will be the last one, you'll ever make.
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People who added this item 347 Average listal rating (210 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.9
Don't open that box.

Seriously, don't.
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People who added this item 123 Average listal rating (75 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.2
Street Trash (1987)
"Here's to alcohol. the cause and solution, of every problem."

In this case, the former rather then the later.
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People who added this item 98 Average listal rating (76 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.7
Toxic waste dumping.

It turns people into punked out mutants. Apparently.
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People who added this item 105 Average listal rating (116 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.8
Don't go there.

Even if you hear, a distress call.

Also, no good has ever come with playing God.
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People who added this item 1948 Average listal rating (1284 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.2
The Mist (2007)
Hell is other people.

Even the most pious person, is capable of doing really shitty, fucked up things.
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People who added this item 38 Average listal rating (23 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 4.4
Technology will kill us all.

It will, just give it time.
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People who added this item 628 Average listal rating (354 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6
Violence and revenge, is not always the answer.

Granted, the villains in this movie did horrible things, but however did killing them in the end, make the parents on the same level as the killers?
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People who added this item 448 Average listal rating (286 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.6
Kids are creepy.

Especially, a whole village of them.
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People who added this item 357 Average listal rating (244 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.2
Be nice to nerds.

Especially, if they become super heroes, because of toxic waste.
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People who added this item 50 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 5.1
Don't bring home stray animals.

Especially, if they are deadly killer super weapons.
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People who added this item 359 Average listal rating (254 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.7
Evil comes in many shapes and forms.

Especially, gooey, green, super satanic liquid.
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People who added this item 560 Average listal rating (352 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.2
Read any good books lately?

Well, have you?
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People who added this item 598 Average listal rating (398 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6
Quarantine (2008)
Don't investigate.

Regardless, if it's a zombie pandemic or not. Seriously, put down that damn camera.
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People who added this item 76 Average listal rating (50 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 6.6
Drive away. Far away.

If you see a ritual taking place, don't investigate it.
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The Omen (1976)
The Anti Christ

It can be anyone. Especially, a cute adorable kid.
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People who added this item 1937 Average listal rating (1261 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.3
Put down that damn video camera.

If ghosts and demons, are haunting your house. Don't tape it.

Just leave while you still can.
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People who added this item 149 Average listal rating (88 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.6
It doesn't pay nearly enough, to be a babysitter.

Also, never go upstairs​. Regardless, if the creepy voice on the phone, tells you to.

It never ends well.
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People who added this item 164 Average listal rating (102 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.5
The Burning (1981)
Pranks, but no pranks.

Live by the prank, die by the prank.
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Clowns are not always funny.

Especially, if they come from outer space.
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Thinner (1996)
Things come with a cost.

Go ahead, eat like there's no tomorrow. Because, there may not be a tomorrow.

Especially, if you get cursed with rapid weight loss.

Let the punishment, fit the crime.

The overweight lawyer in this film, found that out the hard way.

Literally.
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The Mummy (1932)
Don't enter the tomb.

Especially, if there is a curse placed​ on there. Or a mummy. Or both.
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People who added this item 434 Average listal rating (294 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.4
The Wolf Man (1941)
Curses.

They are meant to be taken seriously.
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People who added this item 307 Average listal rating (196 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 6.9
The Beyond (1981)
Don't go in there.

Especially, if there is a curse on the place.
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Chopping Mall (1986)
Killer robots.

Worse mall security idea. Ever.
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People who added this item 248 Average listal rating (162 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6
Creepshow 2 (1987)
Don't go swimming.

Especially, if there is a gooey black blob, in the water.

Don't be a jerk.

If you do bad things to others, don't be surprised if something bad happens to you in return.

Help others who need help.

If something needs help, or is in distress help them. Don't just drive away.
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People who added this item 1933 Average listal rating (1261 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.4
You're not safe in a zombie apocalypse.

Not even in a shopping mall.
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The Blob (1988)
It came from beyond.

Nothing good has ever come outer space.
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People who added this item 261 Average listal rating (201 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.2
The Visit (2015)
The rules.

They are there for a specific reason.

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Get Out (2017)
Things are not always, what they appear to be.

If something seems to be off, then they probably are.
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Just because you think that you are safe, doesn't mean that you are.

Also, if you are a jerk, you will likely be one of the first to go.
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People who added this item 185 Average listal rating (119 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.9
Naughty people get punished.

Especially by a killer Santa Claus. Also traumatic experiences, tend to make people snap.
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People who added this item 247 Average listal rating (175 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.7
Demons (1985)
Don't touch it.

Touching something that's cursed, leads only to bad things happening like people becoming demons.

Also, don't accept anything, from strangers.
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House (1985)
Face your fears.

It's the only way, you can conquer them.
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