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People who added this item 2861 Average listal rating (1837 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.7
You can't run from death.

Try as you may, you can't cheat death. Because, death always has the last word.
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People who added this item 706 Average listal rating (466 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.8
The Fog (1980)
Curses are meant to be taken, serious.

Stealing from pirates, and failing to save them during a storm? You're cursed!

Bitten by a werewolf? You're cursed!

Get the idea?
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People who added this item 1877 Average listal rating (1181 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.4
Poltergeist (1982)
Hire a professional.

In dealing with ghosts, monsters, and what not, don't take things into your own hands.

Hire someone who has experience, in dealing with them.

Also, if you're going to build houses, don't built them on top of sacred burial grounds. Or relocate graves.
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People who added this item 533 Average listal rating (356 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6
Cujo (1983)
Sure, it looks harmless....

Any animal, dog or cat can go from best friend, to killer in a second.
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People who added this item 166 Average listal rating (122 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.2
Krampus (2015)
Keep the Holiday spirit.

Or you will be visited, by Krampus. Especially if you have been naughty!
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Don't go into the backwoods.

Or at least, be prepared if you do.
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People who added this item 219 Average listal rating (259 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.7
IT (2017)
Face your fears.

Only when you confront them, you will conquer them.
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People who added this item 76 Average listal rating (89 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.6
Don't make a bargain.

The wrong voices, will listen.
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Don't mess with things.

Seriously, don't.
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Just keep on driving....

Don't go into, the spooky old house/building....

Also, be young and loose and free, and travel in a van into the lawless Southern wilds, and this is what will happen to you.

Living without a license, or a care in the world, and you die.
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People who added this item 136 Average listal rating (84 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.8
Magic (1978)
Dummies are scary as hell.

Also, your inner most demons, may get the best of you.
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People who added this item 219 Average listal rating (154 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.2
Don't go down there.

Seriously, don't.
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People who added this item 337 Average listal rating (234 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.6
Back roads are dangerous.

Ask the yuppies, who died in the beginning of the film. Oh wait a minute, you can't.

They're dead.
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People who added this item 75 Average listal rating (61 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.1
Corporations are evil.

And people, will do anything to get ahead.
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People who added this item 2096 Average listal rating (1419 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
Alien³ (1992)
Don't trust big corporations

They never have your best interest, in mind.

Also, when dealing with big problems, you better have a plan.
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It Follows (2014)
It doesn't necessarily, have to have a form.

Just the unknown itself, is scary enough.
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Insidious (2010)
Hire professionals​.

When dealing with ghosts, it's best to hire those who have had prior experiences with ghosts, and other entities.

Also, ghosts and demons can haunt and possess places. Not just people.
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The Crazies (2010)
Anyone is capable, of doing horrible things.

No one is immune, as far as violence is concerned.
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People who added this item 111 Average listal rating (116 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.2
Fear is a contagion.

One that has no known cure, and is susceptible to anyone.
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The Happening (2008)
Nature will fight back.

Eventually, the planet will get tired, of how we are treating it.

And the results, won't be pretty.
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People who added this item 1140 Average listal rating (781 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.5
The Conjuring (2013)
Don't stick around.

If ghosts, are haunting your house, don't stay. Leave, if you have the opportunity to do so.

Also, hire professionals to deal with the problem.
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People who added this item 301 Average listal rating (216 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.4
Annabelle (2014)
Evil comes in all sizes.

Even in creepy doll form.
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People who added this item 1436 Average listal rating (914 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.3
The Craft (1996)
Power should be used sparingly.

If you have magically abilities, be careful how you use them. It may come back to get you, in the end.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".

Also, be mindful of who you keep company with. They may not always, have your best interests in mind.
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Prom Night (1980)
Pranks can kill.

Go ahead, laugh play practical jokes. Just remember: Someone in the end always gets the last laugh.
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People who added this item 71 Average listal rating (41 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.5
Don't make a deal, your not prepared to except the consequences of.

Especially, for success and fame. Especially, with the devil.
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People who added this item 14 Average listal rating (13 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 5.1
Wish Upon (2017)
Wish granted.

Go ahead, make a wish. It will be the last one, you'll ever make.
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People who added this item 354 Average listal rating (214 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.9
Don't open that box.

Seriously, don't.
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People who added this item 127 Average listal rating (77 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.2
Street Trash (1987)
"Here's to alcohol. the cause and solution, of every problem."

In this case, the former rather then the later.
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People who added this item 104 Average listal rating (80 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.7
Toxic waste dumping.

It turns people into punked out mutants. Apparently.
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People who added this item 369 Average listal rating (261 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.5
Don't go there.

Even if you hear, a distress call.

Also, no good has ever come with playing God.
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People who added this item 1981 Average listal rating (1300 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.2
The Mist (2007)
Hell is other people.

Even the most pious person, is capable of doing really shitty, fucked up things.
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Technology will kill us all.

It will, just give it time.
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People who added this item 634 Average listal rating (360 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6
Violence and revenge, is not always the answer.

Granted, the villains in this movie did horrible things, but however did killing them in the end, make the parents on the same level as the killers?
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Kids are creepy.

Especially, a whole village of them.
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Be nice to nerds.

Especially, if they become super heroes, because of toxic waste.
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Don't bring home stray animals.

Especially, if they are deadly killer super weapons.
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People who added this item 365 Average listal rating (257 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.7
Evil comes in many shapes and forms.

Especially, gooey, green, super satanic liquid.
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People who added this item 569 Average listal rating (359 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.2
Read any good books lately?

Well, have you?
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Quarantine (2008)
Don't investigate.

Regardless, if it's a zombie pandemic or not. Seriously, put down that damn camera.
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People who added this item 78 Average listal rating (49 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 6.6
Drive away. Far away.

If you see a ritual taking place, don't investigate it.
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The Omen (1976)
The Anti Christ

It can be anyone. Especially, a cute adorable kid.
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People who added this item 1962 Average listal rating (1273 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.3
Put down that damn video camera.

If ghosts and demons, are haunting your house. Don't tape it.

Just leave while you still can.
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People who added this item 153 Average listal rating (87 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.6
It doesn't pay nearly enough, to be a babysitter.

Also, never go upstairs​. Regardless, if the creepy voice on the phone, tells you to.

It never ends well.
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The Burning (1981)
Pranks, but no pranks.

Live by the prank, die by the prank.
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Clowns are not always funny.

Especially, if they come from outer space.
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Thinner (1996)
Things come with a cost.

Go ahead, eat like there's no tomorrow. Because, there may not be a tomorrow.

Especially, if you get cursed with rapid weight loss.

Let the punishment, fit the crime.

The overweight lawyer in this film, found that out the hard way.

Literally.
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The Mummy (1932)
Don't enter the tomb.

Especially, if there is a curse placed​ on there. Or a mummy. Or both.
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People who added this item 442 Average listal rating (297 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.4
The Wolf Man (1941)
Curses.

They are meant to be taken seriously.
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People who added this item 307 Average listal rating (195 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 6.9
The Beyond (1981)
Don't go in there.

Especially, if there is a curse on the place.
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People who added this item 108 Average listal rating (77 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.6
Chopping Mall (1986)
Killer robots.

Worse mall security idea. Ever.
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