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on 29 Sep 2011 06:17

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Average listal rating (1533 ratings) 8.6  IMDB Rating
1. Al Pacino

Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Average listal rating (569 ratings) 8.6  IMDB Rating
2. Daniel Day-Lewis

Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting, Is this it priest, the Pope's new army, a few crusty bitches and a hand full of rag tags?

Average listal rating (1795 ratings) 8.2  IMDB Rating
3. Christian Bale

John Preston: If I was gonna shoot you, I'd shoot you in the face. Now go

Average listal rating (937 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating
4. Denzel Washington

Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the strength and the conviction to complete the task you entrusted to me. Thank you for guiding me straight and true through the many obstacles in my path. And for keeping me resolute when all around seemed lost. Thank you for your protection and your many signs along the way. Thank you for any good that I may have done, I'm so sorry about the bad. Thank you for the friend I made. Please watch over her as you watched over me. Thank you for finally allowing me to rest. I'm so very tired, but I go now to my rest at peace. Knowing that I have done right with my time on this earth. I fought the good fight, I finished the race, I kept the faith.

Average listal rating (1343 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating
5. Liam Neeson

Bryan Mills: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Average listal rating (2559 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating
6. Brad Pitt

Achilles: You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: This is Hector. The fool who thought he killed Achilles

Average listal rating (1172 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating
7. Kate Beckinsale

Selene: I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change
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Average listal rating (631 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
8. Chloe Moretz

Mindy Macready aka Hit-Girl: [sarcastically] You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

Average listal rating (982 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
9. Russell Crowe

Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Average listal rating (458 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating
10. Summer Glau

River: Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan, squish

Average listal rating (1866 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating
11. Samuel L. Jackson

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Average listal rating (657 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
12. Benicio Del Toro

Aaron Hallam: What if there was a species above us in the food chain? How do you think you'd feel if that species lost total respect for us... and started slaughtering us wholesale?

Average listal rating (67 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
13. Tony Jaa

Average listal rating (723 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
14. Gerard Butler

King Leonidas: No retreat, no surrender. That is Spartan law. And by Spartan law we will stand and fight, and die.

Average listal rating (69 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
15. Ray Stevenson

Frank Castle: If I see you anywhere near Hell, I'll kick your ass out.

Average listal rating (1521 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
16. George Clooney

Seth: I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?

Average listal rating (155 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
17. Brandon Lee

Eric Draven: I'm not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them, tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.

Average listal rating (1127 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
18. Milla Jovovich

Alice: That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here.
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Average listal rating (374 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
19. Bruce Campbell

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Average listal rating (967 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
20. Hugo Weaving

V: ...A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world.

Average listal rating (338 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
21. Timothy Olyphant

Agent 47: If I was going to kill you, I'd have done it when you walked to your car this morning and been gone by the time your body hit the sidewalk. But, right now, all you can think about is your family. And this is making you desperate. Desperate men do stupid things.

Average listal rating (93 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
22. Rain

Raizo: This is not my family. You are not my Father. And the breath I take after I kill you will be the first breath of my life

Average listal rating (519 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
23. Emily Browning

You can deny angels exist, Convince ourselves they can't be real. But they show up anyway, at strange places and at strange times. They can speak through any character we can imagine. They'll shout through demons if they have to. Daring us, challenging us to fight.

Average listal rating (612 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
24. Woody Harrelson

Tallahassee: Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies? There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty.

Average listal rating (980 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
25. Sigourney Weaver

Ripley: Get away from her, you *bitch!*

Average listal rating (588 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
26. Eric Bana

"Hoot": When I go home people'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

Average listal rating (278 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
27. Rhona Mitra

Eden Sinclair: I'll tell you what I lost. I lost my mind
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Average listal rating (1462 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
28. Uma Thurman

The Bride: Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Average listal rating (590 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
29. Kurt Russell

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Average listal rating (82 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
30. Sean Patrick Flanery

Connor & Murphy MacManus: Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

Average listal rating (989 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
31. Antonio Banderas

El Mariachi: You know, it's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than to create.

Average listal rating (600 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
32. Rose McGowan

Cherry Darling: I am not leaving you here like this. Motherfuckers around here eat road kill.
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Average listal rating (1270 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
33. Mel Gibson

William Wallace: Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

Average listal rating (406 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
34. Mickey Rourke

Marv: This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.

Average listal rating (1756 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
35. Keanu Reeves

Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

Average listal rating (1866 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating
36. Orlando Bloom

Legolas Greenleaf: You would die before your stroke fell.

Average listal rating (581 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating
37. Val Kilmer

Doc Holliday: "Behold the pale horse". The man who "sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him".

Average listal rating (851 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
38. Sylvester Stallone

John Rambo: You know what you are... what you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

Average listal rating (673 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
39. Vin Diesel

Riddick: There's gonna be one speed... mine. If you can't keep up, don't step up. You'll just die.

Xander Cage: Look who it is. Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

Average listal rating (462 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
40. Danny Trejo

Machete: Machete don't text.

Average listal rating (358 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating
41. Wesley Snipes

Simon Phoenix: I hope my butt didn't look like that! Okay, who do we have left that's good? Wilkes, Patrick... Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!

Average listal rating (114 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating
42. Christopher Lambert

Connor MacLeod: I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

Average listal rating (1320 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating
43. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hasta la vista, baby.

Average listal rating (78 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating
44. Brigitte Nielsen

Red Sonja: No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight.


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