I held some kind of an audition for male models and Raúl Albiol was the only person who showed up. He had a creepy smile on his face as he walked around all cool like and stripped down to his boxers without me having to ask him.
After that I went to some hotel and Sergio Ramos drove up in a jeep that was filled with babes in bikinis and Eva Longoria was there, too, with pink stripes in her crimped hair.
We were on a special kind of underwater bus, not sure why. Fernando was a neat freak, cleaning his room with gloves on. Misha looked like this (except with slightly longer hair):
August 21, 2010
I was in Madrid and I got lost. I decided to visit a donut bar and the Spanish national team was there, laughing and happily eating donuts. I bumped into Fernando and made sure he was okay just to have an excuse to talk to him.
July 29, 2010
Nando and I just held hands after having survived a natural disaster of some sort. It was ~so adorable.
Cris was my co-worker (I work in a bridal shop atm) and he looked very uninterested as he came to work. I was going on holiday and Ricardo was my replacement. He was all smiles and he hugged me and he hugged me again, telling me that the shop was in good hands.
August 19, 2010 With Iker Casillas (and the rest of RM)
I was staying at the same hotel as Real Madrid and downstairs there was some kind of a music festival going on. I spotted Cris and went over just to say hello and goodbye and he laughed, probably thought I was drunk like just about everyone there. Iker just walked around the area, decided he didn't like the band that was playing and went back up to his room.
August 13, 2010
Crispy had an assistant whose only job was to pluck stray hairs from his body. Ahaha.
A couple of friends and I were on a cruiseship with a bunch of footballers. John Terry insisted on sharing a seat with me when he came to chat us up. I was about to tweet about him almost sitting on my lap when I was interrupted by my dad trying to set me up with Sergio Ramos.
July 30, 2010 With Fernando Torres, Jim Beaver and Guti (not listed)
Nando and Sergio were fanboys who wanted to take a picture with Guti and Jim.
I dreamt about watching the movie Nosferatu which I have never actually seen irl. Liam Neeson was in it, I think he was a priest or something and I just thought that he was very well-preserved for his age (the movie was made in the 1920s), lol. After that the Count somehow came after me but his ears were way bigger and he just looked really ridiculous. I was only mildly scared.
It was a pretty complicated dream but in short: some crazy virus turned people into monsters and I tried to ask Gabriel for help. One minute he was dressed like a boy scout and the next like a pizza delivery guy. He was also very short.
December 19, 2009
(as Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries) With Paul Wesley as Stefan Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries
I don't remember all of it but at one point Elena and I were sitting in the backseat of a car and Stefan came over to talk to the driver, looking very worried. The driver took off with Stefan in another car and we went after them on a bike. We rode through a forest and wound up near an abandoned mine but then I woke up.
I was in that rich kid's cabin from Friday the 13th (2009) and there were a lot of vampires and furry snakes that tried to crawl into your ears there. D: I found Michelle covered in blood and holding onto her bicycle (idek why) and we tried to get the hell out of there together.
Everyone was talking about a fantastic scene in one of Tom's old movies [doesn't exist IRL] where he rides a horse down some staircase and I hadn't seen it. Later I walked down the stairs and Tom went right past me on a horse. I tried to follow him but I lost him and all I could find was Charlie Sheen who was actually a centaur and he was talking to his little unicorn pet.
December 22, 2009
(as Salmi from The Home of Dark Butterflies (I think?))
It was a nice summer day and we were outside playing with two cute puppies.
September 29, 2009 With Eminem
I was in the backseat of an expensive car with two guys whose faces I couldn't see at first. I started flirting with one of them and he turned out to be Eminem. The other guy — who turned out to be Eero Milonoff — wanted to kick Eminem's ass for having it off with his girlfriend so Eminem took off. I tried to get Eero to calm down because he was really upset and in the end I just held him.
At a party dedicated to some Dracula actor, I saw Alex Skarsgård and went over to introduce myself in Swedish (to show off my mad language skillz). We proceeded to have a conversation about how FINLAND is a FINE LAND, after which he climbed up a ladder and disappeared with some woman.
September 8, 2009
We were swimming in the same pool and I casually tried to explain to him how difficult it was to swim with several broken toes (not that my toes are or ever have been broken IRL). Aaaand yeah, he did look pretty good in his swimming trunks.
September 6, 2009
(as Eric Northman from True Blood) With Anna Paquin as Sookie Stackhouse & Rutina Wesley as Tara Thornton from True Blood
((I'll write proper details when(/if) I find the piece of paper I scribbled this dream on.)) These was some hot Eric/Sookie action and lots of mind-tricks.
August 18, 2009
(as Eric Northman from True Blood)
I woke up in the dream and he was just standing over my bed. It felt so real that I got a bit scared and confused. (No more TB marathons for me, haha.)