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Your impression is appalling!

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1. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Gollum

My precious...
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Stupid, fat hobbit!
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Sneaky little hobbitses.
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What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
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The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeet.
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Pretty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon he'll be... eaten.
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2. The Mask (1994)
The Mask

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
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Ooh, somebody stop me!
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It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!
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People who added this item 7764  Average listal rating (4962 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating 8.7 
3. Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest Gump

Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.
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Lieutenant Dan!
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4. The Dark Knight (2008)
The Joker

Why so serious?
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Let's put a smile on that face!
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Wanna know how I got these scars?
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5. Dr. No (1962)
James Bond

Bond. James Bond.
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Shaken, not stirred.
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Never on the firms time sir.

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6. The Terminator (1984)
The Terminator

I'll be back.
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Fuck you, asshole.
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I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.
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Uzi 9mm.
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7. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Ba... (1980)
Yoda

You will be. You will be.
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No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
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Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
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8. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the B... (2003)
Cap'n Jack Sparrow

Savvy?
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You forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
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"And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
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9. Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Mick Dundee (and Australians)

G'day mate.
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I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie.
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That's not a knife.
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10. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Darth Vader

No...I am your father!
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Leave that to me.
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If only you knew the power of the dark side!
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Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival.
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Don't make me destroy you.
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11. Borat (2006)
Borat Sagdiyev

Jagshemash!
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I like!
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Is nice.
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Wawaweewa!
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Once in a while, a character with a very distinctive voice or accent will throw out a few delightful catchphrases; so every Joe Bootlick and Eddie Punchclock
gets it into their mind that they are an impressionist!

Sometimes this can be hysterical, entertaining and ice-breaking but also extremely annoying when an untalent tries it!

Here are the most prominent examples of characters I have heard butchered by someone who has no manipulation over their own voice at all!

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Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 8 18:48
Thank you. :-)
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 8 19:32
A lot of those seem like 'memorable' quotes.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 9 2:10
E.T phone home!:D This is my favorite. Very nice list, bravo!!!
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 9 12:45
No, Luke. I am your father!

There's no Luke in it, it's just ''No, I am your father.'' I hate when people misquote it.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 10 5:46
I got it from IMDb. Sue me.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 11 11:02
The Mask is at number 2!
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 11 11:09
If you must know, I was watching the Mask when I came up with this list idea.
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 17 16:16
Another--Bruce Willis in Die Hard: "Yippie Kai Yai, mutherfucker." "Welcome to the party, pal!"
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 24 2:07
i'm not good at impressions, but i like doing yoda--- i like---
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jul 19 14:43
Love this list! Not a single one here I haven't heard somebody butcher. (Though my brother does a hilarious Arnold!)
Surely you've heard people attempt Billy Bob's character from
Sling Blade?

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