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List added by Kryptic Centurion on 8 September 2009 05:48
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 3311  7.8  8.6  My precious... ----- Stupid, fat hobbit! ----- Sneaky little hobbitses. ----- What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh? ----- The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeet. ----- Pretty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon he'll be... eaten. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
2278 6.2 6.6  SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'! ----- Ooh, somebody stop me! ----- It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta! Kryptic Centurion's rating:
3195 7.8 8.6  Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. ----- Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. ----- Lieutenant Dan! Kryptic Centurion's rating:
1652 8.5 8.9  Why so serious? ----- Let's put a smile on that face! ----- Wanna know how I got these scars? Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
388 6.7 7.3  Bond. James Bond. ----- Shaken, not stirred. ----- Never on the firms time sir. 
1684 7.2 8.1  I'll be back. ----- Fuck you, asshole. ----- I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle. ----- Uzi 9mm. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
2022 8 8.8  You will be. You will be. ----- No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. ----- Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
3637 7.7 8  Savvy? ----- You forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! ----- "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
536 5.6 6.5  G'day mate. ----- I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you. ----- That's not a knife. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
2185 7.9 8.8  No...I am your father! ----- Leave that to me. ----- If only you knew the power of the dark side! ----- Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival. ----- Don't make me destroy you. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
1176 6.7 7.6  Jagshemash! ----- I like! ----- Is nice. ----- Wawaweewa! Kryptic Centurion's rating:
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Description
Once in a while, a character with a very distinctive voice or accent will throw out a few delightful catchphrases; so every Joe Bootlick and Eddie Punchclock gets it into their mind that they are an impressionist! Sometimes this can be hysterical, entertaining and ice-breaking but also extremely annoying when an untalent tries it! Here are the most prominent examples of characters I have heard butchered by someone who has no manipulation over their own voice at all!
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Cypher in The Matrix: "Why didn't I take the blue pill?"
Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz: "We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto"
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry: "You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey: "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave"
Woody in Toy Story: "There's a snake in my boot!"
Rod Tidwell in Jerry Maguire: "Show me the money!"
Dr. Henry Frankenstein in Frankenstein: "It's alive!"
Milton Waddams in Office Space: "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler"
That's all I have for now. :P
There's no Luke in it, it's just ''No, I am your father.'' I hate when people misquote it.