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on 18 Aug 2010 06:10

 
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If I Had A Bodyguard...

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Average listal rating (1297 ratings) 7.9  
1. Hugh Jackman
X-Men, Wolverine: Any guy that regenerates and has adamantium in their bones would be a badass bodyguard.

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Average listal rating (1599 ratings) 8.2  
2. Christian Bale
Batman, Bruce Wayne
Posterboy for turning a bad memory into a kick-ass profession.

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Average listal rating (1534 ratings) 7.6  
3. Harrison Ford
Let's go Indian Jones crack a bullwhip and send the bad guys running

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Average listal rating (824 ratings) 7.8  
4. Viggo Mortensen
Lord of the Rings: Aragorn

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...


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Average listal rating (956 ratings) 8.1  
5. Sean Connery
League of Extraordanairy Gentlemen, Allan Quartermain
If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

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Average listal rating (1260 ratings) 8.3  
6. Robert Downey Jr.
Sherlock Holmes
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.


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Average listal rating (2342 ratings) 7.9  
7. Brad Pitt
Troy, Achilles
He'll fight to the death, and not think twice.

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Average listal rating (1389 ratings) 7.5  
8. George Clooney
From Dusk till Dawn Seth Gecko
Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

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Average listal rating (296 ratings) 6.9  
9. Ron Perlman
Hellboy
Protection from reality and fiction.

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Average listal rating (73 ratings) 7.3  
10. Sean Patrick Flanery
Boondock Saints Connor MacManus

"Destroy all that which is evil."

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Average listal rating (155 ratings) 8  
11. Norman Reedus
Boondock Saint's, Murphy MacManus

We're sorta like a 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

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Average listal rating (1210 ratings) 6.1  
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Terminator Series as The Terminator

Anger is more useful than despair.

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Average listal rating (657 ratings) 7.6  
13. Gerard Butler
300, King Leonidas
Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.


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Average listal rating (893 ratings) 7  
14. Antonio Banderas
The Mask of Zorro, Zorro
You know Zorro. He could be anywhere.

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Average listal rating (647 ratings) 7.4  
15. Ryan Reynolds
Blade Trinity Hannibal King
Yeah. See, when one of us goes missing, the others, they just dial up the satellite... which is in space. And then presto. Instant cavalry.

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Average listal rating (576 ratings) 6.3  
16. Vin Diesel
Chronicles of Riddick, Riddick
Who needs guns when you can see in the dark and kill a guy with a cup.

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Average listal rating (1489 ratings) 6.7  
17. Nicolas Cage
Con Air, Cameron Poe
Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?


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Average listal rating (252 ratings) 7.2  
18. Karl Urban
DOOM, John Grimm (Reaper)
Would give his life to save mankind.

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Average listal rating (253 ratings) 7  
19. Sam Worthington
Clash of the Titans, Perseus
I have everything I need. Right here.


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Average listal rating (1373 ratings) 8.6  
20. Heath Ledger
A Knights Tale, William Thatcher
Bodyguard, knight what's the difference?


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Average listal rating (343 ratings) 6.8  
21. Patrick Swayze
Roadhouse, Dalton
You thought he'd be bigger.

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Average listal rating (641 ratings) 7.5  
22. Jason Statham
Transporter, Frank Martin
Makes kicking butt look good.

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Average listal rating (1345 ratings) 8.4  
23. Edward Norton
The Incredible Hulk, Bruce Banner
Hulk Smash!

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Average listal rating (2051 ratings) 7.6  
24. Bruce Willis
Die hard John McClane
Man walks thru glass, how tough can you get?

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Average listal rating (489 ratings) 6.8  
25. Kevin Costner
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

Can kill a man within a thousand yards.

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Average listal rating (321 ratings) 6.4  
26. Wesley Snipes
Blade Trilogy, Blade
Daywalker protector day or night

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Average listal rating (50 ratings) 6.1  
27. Kevin Sorbo
Hercules
Half man, half god...nuf said.



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Average listal rating (133 ratings) 7.5  
28. Sam Elliott
Ghost Rider, Caretaker
On fire, or not. Still awesome.

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Average listal rating (774 ratings) 6.4  
29. Sylvester Stallone
Rambo

When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

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Average listal rating (200 ratings) 6.4  
30. Vinnie Jones
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as Big Chris

Devoted dad and can still beat the crap out of you.

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If I had a bodyguard I'd call these guys.

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Comments

Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Aug 28 3:52
Really amusing list! =)
Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Aug 30 23:49
I would put Terminator 1st.
Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Aug 31 7:39
it's really hard to pick an order based on level of protection. So they are in no particular order. But he shouldn't be at the bottom. :)
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Oct 26 10:39
Interesting, killer list!
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Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Oct 26 11:43
i am not messing with you
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Nov 4 11:13
nice list, i would take Viggo,C.Bale and Gerard Butler=)..***..
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 6 14:20
boondock saints and hannibal king♥
Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Jan 12 21:48
George Clooney as Seth Gecko is incredibly hot. Great choice!!
Posted: 8 months ago at Sep 20 13:52
Nice group of bodyguards!
Posted: 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Jan 24 2:08
if you want you can also call me :D
Posted: 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Jan 24 16:23
Great choices!
Posted: 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Jan 24 18:56
Leon . . . No women no kids

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