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Added by The_Dash08

on 18 Aug 2010 06:10

 
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If I Had A Bodyguard...

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1. Hugh Jackman
X-Men, Wolverine: Any guy that regenerates and has adamantium in their bones would be a badass bodyguard.

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Average listal rating (1719 ratings) 8.2  IMDB Rating
2. Christian Bale
Batman, Bruce Wayne
Posterboy for turning a bad memory into a kick-ass profession.

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Average listal rating (1596 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
3. Harrison Ford
Let's go Indian Jones crack a bullwhip and send the bad guys running

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Average listal rating (881 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
4. Viggo Mortensen
Lord of the Rings: Aragorn

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...


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Average listal rating (1011 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating
5. Sean Connery
League of Extraordanairy Gentlemen, Allan Quartermain
If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

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6. Robert Downey Jr.
Sherlock Holmes
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.


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7. Brad Pitt
Troy, Achilles
He'll fight to the death, and not think twice.

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Average listal rating (1476 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
8. George Clooney
From Dusk till Dawn Seth Gecko
Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

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Average listal rating (329 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
9. Ron Perlman
Hellboy
Protection from reality and fiction.

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Average listal rating (78 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
10. Sean Patrick Flanery
Boondock Saints Connor MacManus

"Destroy all that which is evil."

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Average listal rating (190 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating
11. Norman Reedus
Boondock Saint's, Murphy MacManus

We're sorta like a 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

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Average listal rating (1274 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Terminator Series as The Terminator

Anger is more useful than despair.

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Average listal rating (703 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
13. Gerard Butler
300, King Leonidas
Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.


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Average listal rating (951 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
14. Antonio Banderas
The Mask of Zorro, Zorro
You know Zorro. He could be anywhere.

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Average listal rating (699 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
15. Ryan Reynolds
Blade Trinity Hannibal King
Yeah. See, when one of us goes missing, the others, they just dial up the satellite... which is in space. And then presto. Instant cavalry.

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Average listal rating (631 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating
16. Vin Diesel
Chronicles of Riddick, Riddick
Who needs guns when you can see in the dark and kill a guy with a cup.

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Average listal rating (1565 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating
17. Nicolas Cage
Con Air, Cameron Poe
Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?


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Average listal rating (304 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
18. Karl Urban
DOOM, John Grimm (Reaper)
Would give his life to save mankind.

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Average listal rating (275 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
19. Sam Worthington
Clash of the Titans, Perseus
I have everything I need. Right here.


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20. Heath Ledger
A Knights Tale, William Thatcher
Bodyguard, knight what's the difference?


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21. Patrick Swayze
Roadhouse, Dalton
You thought he'd be bigger.

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Average listal rating (676 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
22. Jason Statham
Transporter, Frank Martin
Makes kicking butt look good.

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Average listal rating (1441 ratings) 8.2  IMDB Rating
23. Edward Norton
The Incredible Hulk, Bruce Banner
Hulk Smash!

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Average listal rating (2151 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating
24. Bruce Willis
Die hard John McClane
Man walks thru glass, how tough can you get?

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Average listal rating (526 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
25. Kevin Costner
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

Can kill a man within a thousand yards.

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Average listal rating (342 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating
26. Wesley Snipes
Blade Trilogy, Blade
Daywalker protector day or night

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Average listal rating (55 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating
27. Kevin Sorbo
Hercules
Half man, half god...nuf said.



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Average listal rating (145 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating
28. Sam Elliott
Ghost Rider, Caretaker
On fire, or not. Still awesome.

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Average listal rating (828 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
29. Sylvester Stallone
Rambo

When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

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Average listal rating (209 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
30. Vinnie Jones
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as Big Chris

Devoted dad and can still beat the crap out of you.

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If I had a bodyguard I'd call these guys.

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Comments

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Aug 28 3:52
Really amusing list! =)
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Aug 30 23:49
I would put Terminator 1st.
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Aug 31 7:39
it's really hard to pick an order based on level of protection. So they are in no particular order. But he shouldn't be at the bottom. :)
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Oct 26 10:39
Interesting, killer list!
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Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Oct 26 11:43
i am not messing with you
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 4 11:13
nice list, i would take Viggo,C.Bale and Gerard Butler=)..***..
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jun 6 14:20
boondock saints and hannibal king♥
Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Jan 12 21:48
George Clooney as Seth Gecko is incredibly hot. Great choice!!
Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Sep 20 13:52
Nice group of bodyguards!
Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Jan 24 2:08
if you want you can also call me :D
Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Jan 24 16:23
Great choices!
Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Jan 24 18:56
Leon . . . No women no kids

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