Get on a Plane and NEVER COME BACK!
5.3 01. Nicki Minaj
Amazing heartfelt lyrics that make perfect sense
Great fashion sense
Please keep releasing music you are truly amazing!
(fall down a well you prick)
4.9 02. Jedward
Musical talent - singing voices especially
Amazing hair styles
(Don't forget to breathe)
3.2 03. Dappy
For him and his band N Dubz being in an anti bullying campaign while he sends a death threat to somebody who criticised him on The Chris Moyles Show.
For not telling women to get in his care forcefully and then fighting the man who stood up for them.
What a cun...
2.6 04. Justin Bieber
Everything is amazing about him really, he's just so in touch with reality.
3.3 05. Paris Hilton
I love how she has earned every penny and is so well informed and in touch with the real world as a result.
4.9 06. Will i Am
Amazing singing voice and lyrical content in his songs
6.1 07. Rihanna
What an amazingly talented song writer... All those massive hits she has written all by herself... Oh wait...
Always with such classy lyrics as well...
6.2 08. Kristen Stewart
Really nice smile... :|
... Not a cheating bitch at all...
6.6 09. Cher Lloyd
The least annoying person in the world.
I lv hw u name ur songz wit propa english.
3.7 010. Chris Brown
Where do I start, much like Bieber I run out of superlatives to describe him.
I mainly love him because he doesn't beat up women.
"Only coffee no sugar, inside my cup" - Inspirational!
6.9 011. Jessie J
"It's not about the money, money, money" (whilst driving round in a Rolls Royce at the Olympics closing ceremony).
You can buy her single claiming it's "not about the money" on Amazon for 89p.
Kicking off because she wasn't headline act at a festival after her first album.
Kicking off because she didn't get a pay-rise in a show that she is judging young musical talent.
Oh, and I love how humble and modest she is.
6.2 012. JLS
... Just look at them
6.7 013. David Guetta
Amazing beats that change with every song, such variation in song writing has never been seen before!
JUST GO AWAY, POP MUSIC IS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY!
2.9 014. Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
How your natural tan makes you so beautiful and you're make up so floorless.
Everyone looks up to you, well I say up, more down as you're so short. You make a great role model to all the girls out there... Please stay alive!
5.7 015. Katie Price
Her brilliance to sell anything and has the best plastic surgeon in the world.
Kind hearted and thinks about everyone but herself, People can even go as far as describing this woman as Mother Teresa.
1.3 016. Jong-un Kim
Keeps all of his countries population well cared for and fed.
Doesn't restrict what his people know.
Doesn't restrict what foreigners can see of his country.
Isn't building a nuclear reactor and testing nuclear weapons.
4 017. Louis Walsh
He brought us the Vocally talented duo Jedward also Wagner.
Is still clinging on to the death as being a judge on The X Factor even though the other Judges are 50 years younger then him.
2.9 018. Rebecca Black
Song writing talent and beautiful voice
"Yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday"
7.8 019. Luis Suarez
Where do I start...
For not attempting to bite a fellow footballers ear off.
For not stopping a last minute shot from going in with his hand.
For not making racist comments to Patrice Evra.
For standing up and admitting he has done wrong.
4.9 020. Kanye West
Thanks JPHOLT for this suggestion...
"For always showing respect to other musicians at award shows"
2.1 021. Mitt Romney
His great ability to not say stupid things in public
Belief in a great religion
"why don't aeroplane windows open?"
5.4 022. Lindsay Lohan
Never seeks attention and is so, so classy.
5.8 023. Peaches Geldof
Despite having a famous father she has made her own way in this cruel, cruel world...
2.7 024. E L James
Writing literary masterpiece '50 Shades of Grey'
5.7 025. Jennifer Lopez
Granted she doesn't actual write her songs, but my God do they have some of the most thought provoking lyrics.
"If you go hard you gotta get on the floor / If you're a party freak then step on the floor / If your an animal then tear it up on the floor"
It's all so much better when it comes from a woman in her 40's as well.
5.5 026. Taylor Lautner
Doesn't come across as a massive douche-bag.
5.9 027. Madonna
Not carrying on past her time and pretending she is still young and people want to listen to her
6.9 028. Carly Rae Jepsen
And the award goes to the lyrics that makes the most sense:
'I threw a wish in a well, don't ask me i'll never tell'
4.8 029. Sarah Jessica Parker
Her amazing good looks and the ability to look like a man.
1 030. Brian Dowling
Along with the rest of the Big Brother family of exceptional scholars and intellectuals of our time.
6.5 031. Tulisa Contostavlos
A video comes out with me sucking a guy off, then out of nowhere I have a single with a chorus of "forgive us for we have done, 'cause we're young, we're young, we're young". (repeat until end of song). What a coincidence.
4.6 032. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
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