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Added by Phil_Sump

on 6 Sep 2012 11:08

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Get on a Plane and NEVER COME BACK!

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Average listal rating (244 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
1. Nicki Minaj
Amazing heartfelt lyrics that make perfect sense
Rapping talent
Great fashion sense
Lovely attitude

Please keep releasing music you are truly amazing!
(fall down a well you prick)
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Average listal rating (17 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
2. Jedward
Intelligence
Loveable personalities
Musical talent - singing voices especially
Amazing hair styles
(Don't forget to breathe)
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Average listal rating (5 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating
3. Dappy
For him and his band N Dubz being in an anti bullying campaign while he sends a death threat to somebody who criticised him on The Chris Moyles Show.

For not telling women to get in his care forcefully and then fighting the man who stood up for them.

What a cun...
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Average listal rating (394 ratings) 2.6  IMDB Rating
4. Justin Bieber
Everything is amazing about him really, he's just so in touch with reality.
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Average listal rating (622 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating
5. Paris Hilton
I love how she has earned every penny and is so well informed and in touch with the real world as a result.
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Average listal rating (34 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating
6. Will i Am
Amazing singing voice and lyrical content in his songs
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Average listal rating (797 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating
7. Rihanna
What an amazingly talented song writer... All those massive hits she has written all by herself... Oh wait...

Always with such classy lyrics as well...
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Average listal rating (1144 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating
8. Kristen Stewart
Really nice smile... :|

... Not a cheating bitch at all...
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Average listal rating (48 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating
9. Cher Lloyd
The least annoying person in the world.

I lv hw u name ur songz wit propa english.
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Average listal rating (225 ratings) 3.7  IMDB Rating
10. Chris Brown
Where do I start, much like Bieber I run out of superlatives to describe him.

I mainly love him because he doesn't beat up women.

"Only coffee no sugar, inside my cup" - Inspirational!
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Average listal rating (127 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
11. Jessie J
"It's not about the money, money, money" (whilst driving round in a Rolls Royce at the Olympics closing ceremony).

You can buy her single claiming it's "not about the money" on Amazon for 89p.

Kicking off because she wasn't headline act at a festival after her first album.

Kicking off because she didn't get a pay-rise in a show that she is judging young musical talent.


Oh, and I love how humble and modest she is.

http://www.change.org/petitions/music-artist-jessie-j-stop-being-a-hypocrite-with-your-song-price-tag-2

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Average listal rating (13 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating
12. JLS
... Just look at them
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Average listal rating (65 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating
13. David Guetta
Amazing beats that change with every song, such variation in song writing has never been seen before!

http://www.popjustice.com/briefing/letter-to-guetta-november-6-2012/104047/


JUST GO AWAY, POP MUSIC IS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY!

Average listal rating (93 ratings) 2.7  IMDB Rating
14. Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
How your natural tan makes you so beautiful and you're make up so floorless.

Everyone looks up to you, well I say up, more down as you're so short. You make a great role model to all the girls out there... Please stay alive!
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Average listal rating (145 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating
15. Katie Price
Her brilliance to sell anything and has the best plastic surgeon in the world.

Kind hearted and thinks about everyone but herself, People can even go as far as describing this woman as Mother Teresa.
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Average listal rating (11 ratings) 1.3  IMDB Rating
16. Jong-un Kim
Keeps all of his countries population well cared for and fed.

Doesn't restrict what his people know.

Doesn't restrict what foreigners can see of his country.

Isn't building a nuclear reactor and testing nuclear weapons.
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Average listal rating (8 ratings) 3.6  IMDB Rating
17. Louis Walsh
He brought us the Vocally talented duo Jedward also Wagner.

Is still clinging on to the death as being a judge on The X Factor even though the other Judges are 50 years younger then him.
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Average listal rating (73 ratings) 2.6  IMDB Rating
18. Rebecca Black
Song writing talent and beautiful voice

"Yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday"
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Average listal rating (10 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
19. Luis Suarez
Where do I start...

For not attempting to bite a fellow footballers ear off.

For not stopping a last minute shot from going in with his hand.

For not making racist comments to Patrice Evra.

For standing up and admitting he has done wrong.
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Average listal rating (372 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
20. Kanye West
Thanks JPHOLT for this suggestion...

"For always showing respect to other musicians at award shows"
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Average listal rating (28 ratings) 1.8  IMDB Rating
21. Mitt Romney
His great ability to not say stupid things in public

Belief in a great religion

"why don't aeroplane windows open?"
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Average listal rating (854 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating
22. Lindsay Lohan
Never seeks attention and is so, so classy.
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Average listal rating (27 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating
23. Peaches Geldof
Despite having a famous father she has made her own way in this cruel, cruel world...
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Average listal rating (8 ratings) 3.1  IMDB Rating
24. E L James
Writing literary masterpiece '50 Shades of Grey'
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Average listal rating (884 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating
25. Jennifer Lopez
Granted she doesn't actual write her songs, but my God do they have some of the most thought provoking lyrics.

"If you go hard you gotta get on the floor / If you're a party freak then step on the floor / If your an animal then tear it up on the floor"

It's all so much better when it comes from a woman in her 40's as well.
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Average listal rating (510 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating
26. Taylor Lautner
Sublime actor

Doesn't come across as a massive douche-bag.
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Average listal rating (1114 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating
27. Madonna
Not carrying on past her time and pretending she is still young and people want to listen to her
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Average listal rating (84 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating
28. Carly Rae Jepsen
And the award goes to the lyrics that makes the most sense:

'I threw a wish in a well, don't ask me i'll never tell'

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Average listal rating (569 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating
29. Sarah Jessica Parker
Her amazing good looks and the ability to look like a man.
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Average listal rating (3 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating
30. Brian Dowling
Along with the rest of the Big Brother family of exceptional scholars and intellectuals of our time.
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Average listal rating (62 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
31. Tulisa Contostavlos
A video comes out with me sucking a guy off, then out of nowhere I have a single with a chorus of "forgive us for we have done, 'cause we're young, we're young, we're young". (repeat until end of song). What a coincidence.
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Average listal rating (9 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating
32. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Famous for... ... ...
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Sarcasm, once described as the lowest form of wit, but I love it!

Please feel free to make any suggestions.

Thanks for viewing


Others not on listal:

Charlie Gilmour - For his behavior in the 2010 UK student protests.

Joey Barton - What a lovely man, doesn't randomly attack people or make stupid twitter comments.


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Comments

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 15 17:30
What.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 16 10:15
... It's sarcasm
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 18 14:40
I like!

You nailed Jedward!
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 18 14:44
lol "amazing smile". I giggled for some reason to Sarah Jessica Parker. This list is so true bro, awesome list !
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 21 12:46
Sarcasm must be just one of your talents LOL.

Suggestion: Kanye West for always showing respect to other musicians at award shows.

Great list! (Seriously)
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 21 13:00
Awesome.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 21 14:28
Haha! It is a nice contrast. I hate JLS. And Hahaha! Mitt. Go Obama!;)
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 21 15:10
Nice list..
I don 't agree just with Nicky Minaj...Firstly she has nice boops and secondly she is a talent in Rap and hip hop...
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Nov 19 21:47
The Kristen Stewart comment made me laugh out loud!
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Nov 19 21:56
this list rules
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Nov 19 21:58
@Time Bomb, go get you'r head sorted out!.

and really funny list, maybe I should learn to have abit of sarcasm in my lists!.

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