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Television Anthologies: Tales from the Crypt

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Decade: Rating: List Type:
Years: 1989-1996
Broadcaster: HBO
Genre: Horror, Dark Comedy
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz,
Scott Nimerfro, Fred Dekker, Ron Finley,
Larry Wilson, Colman deKay, Terry Black,
John Harrison, Walter Hill, Mae Woods,
Frank Darabont, Randall Jahnson, Donald Longtooth,
Jeffrey Price, Doug Ronning, Peter S. Seaman,
Scott Alexander, Harry Anderson, Jeri Barchilon,
Dick Beebe, Myles Berkowitz, Jim Birge,
Jeffrey Boam, A. Whitney Brown, Rita Mae Brown,
Manny Coto, Battle Davis, Randolph Davis,
Nancy Doyne, Rodman Flender, Bob Gale,
Brian Helgeland, Tom Holland, W. Peter Iliff,
Connie Johnson, Jonathan David Kahn,
Michael Alan Kahn, Kim Steven Ketelsen,
Bill Kopp, Bernard Krigstein, Tom Lyons,
William M. Gaines ...and many others
Episodes: 93
Episode Average: 5.656*
BEST EPISODES:
Abra Cadaver (1991), The New Arrival (1992)
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The
Amicus
Films

FILM

(1972)



FILM

TALES FROM THE CRYPT

Released: 8 March 1972
Directed by: Freddie Francis
Written by: Milton Subotsky, Al Feldstein,
Johnny Craig, William M. Gaines
Five people are told how they will die when they go on a catacombs tour.
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
A housewife is visited by Santa after she commits murder on Christmas Eve.
REFLECTION OF DEATH
A man and his lover crash their car after he abandons his wife and children.
POETIC JUSTICE
A kindly old rubbish collector is targeted by a campaign to make him move.
WISH YOU WERE HERE
A woman ignores warnings about a statuette by wishing for lots of money.
BLIND ALLEYS
The new superintendent of a blind home makes a series of cruel cutbacks.

James Elliot (Robin Phillips), Ralph Jason (Richard Greene),
Joanne Clayton (Joan Collins), Carl Maitland (Ian Hendry),
and Major William Rogers (Nigel Patrick)
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TOTAL: 7
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FILM

(1973)



FILM

THE VAULT OF HORROR

FURTHER TALES FROM THE CRYPT
Released: 16 March 1973
Directed by: Roy Ward Baker
Written by: Milton Subotsky, Al Feldstein, William M. Gaines
Five men who are locked in a vault talk about their recurring nightmares.
MIDNIGHT MESS
A man with inheritance on his mind finds his sister in an odd little village.
THE NEAT JOB
A new wife is nagged about keeping things tidy and in their proper place.
THIS TRICK'LL KILL YOU
A couple searching for new magic tricks in India find a girl charming a rope.
BARGAIN IN DEATH
A writer comes up with a way to scam his insurance by being buried alive.
DRAWN AND QUARTERED
An artist turns to voodoo to get revenge on those who have ripped him off.

Moore (Tom Baker), Maitland (Michael Craig),
Critchit (Terry-Thomas), Sebastian (Curd Jürgens),
and Rogers (Daniel Massey)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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The
TV Series
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Spin-Off Films

SEASON ONE

(1989)
6 episodes
Season Score: 40
Episode Average: 6.67
Perfect 10's: 0
S1E1

THE MAN WHO WAS DEATH

Originally broadcast: 10 June 1989
Directed by: Walter Hill
Written by: Walter Hill, Robert Reneau
An executioner talks about how much he enjoys disposing of criminals, the abolition of the death penalty leaves him without employment, and failures in the justice system allow him to put his expertise to good use.

Niles Talbot (William Sadler)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E2

AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE

Originally broadcast: 10 June 1989
Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Written by: Fred Dekker
A woman tries to get rich quick by killing her husband on Christmas Eve,
a mental patient wearing a Santa suit turns up on the scene with an axe, and a call from the police gives her a perfect way to cover up her crime.

Santa (Larry Duke) and Wife (Mary Ellen Trainor)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S1E3

DIG THAT CAT... HE'S REAL GONE

Originally broadcast: 10 June 1989
Directed by: Richard Donner
Written by: Terry Black
A doctor successfully gives a bum nine lives after experimenting on him, the pair make a fortune by demonstrating the results at a sideshow, and a desire for a bigger share of the profits sees their partnership dissolved.

Ulric (Joe Pantoliano) and Barker (Robert Wuhl)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E4

ONLY SIN DEEP

Originally broadcast: 14 June 1989
Directed by: Howard Deutch
Written by: Fred Dekker
A prostitute with big ideas shoots her pimp and tries to sell his jewellery, a pawnbroker offers her £10,000 in exchange for her undeniable beauty, and missing the deadline threatens to destroy the gold-digger's new life.

Pawnbroker (Britt Leach) and Sylvia Vane (Lea Thompson)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S1E5

LOVER COME HACK TO ME

Originally broadcast: 21 June 1989
Directed by: Howard Deutch
Written by: Andy Wolk
A man is told that he will regret marrying his new wife for financial gain, a storm and a fallen tree force them to shelter in an abandoned house, and the bride insists on making their wedding night absolutely perfect.

Peggy (Amanda Plummer) and Charles (Stephen Shellen)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S1E6

COLLECTION COMPLETED

Originally broadcast: 28 June 1989
Directed by: Mary Lambert
Written by: A. Whitney Brown, Battle Davis, Randolph Davis
A man is forced into retirement after forty-seven years of employment, his wife's collection of furry friends make it impossible to relax at home, and a neighbour insists that finding a hobby will help him to slow down.

Jonas (M. Emmet Walsh) and Anita (Audra Lindley)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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SEASON TWO

(1990)
18 episodes
Season Score: 122
Episode Average: 6.78
Perfect 10's: 4
S2E1

DEAD RIGHT

Originally broadcast: 21 April 1990
Directed by: Howard Deutch
Written by: Andy Wolk
A woman gets fired and finds a new job as predicted by a fortune-teller, a second visit suggests that a large man will turn her into a rich widow, and marrying an unattractive customer leaves her waiting for his death.

Cathy (Demi Moore) and Charlie Marno (Jeffrey Tambor)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E2

THE SWITCH

Originally broadcast: 21 April 1990
Directed by: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Written by: Michael Taav, Richard Tuggle
An elderly man hides his wealth when he proposes to a younger woman, her reluctance to marry someone so old sees him look into surgery, and a mad scientist demands a million dollars for a very unusual procedure.

Linda (Kelly Preston) and Carlton Webster (William Hickey
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E3

CUTTING CARDS

Originally broadcast: 21 April 1990
Directed by: Walter Hill
Written by: Walter Hill, Mae Woods
Two rival gamblers throw dice to decide which of them is leaving town, the stakes are upped when the game changes to Russian roulette, and an accusation of foul play sees them move on to the card table instead.

Reno Crevice (Lance Henrikson) and Sam Forney (Kevin Tighe)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S2E4

'TIL DEATH

Originally broadcast: 24 April 1990
Directed by: Chris Walas
Written by: Jeri Barchilon
A man faces ruin when land on a tropical island turns out to be a swamp, a highly-strung English heiress is seen as an answer to his problems, and an old flame uses her voodoo powers to make her fall in love with him.

Logan Andrews (D.W. Moffett) and Margaret Richardson (Pamela Glen)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E5

THREE'S A CROWD

Originally broadcast: 1 May 1990
Directed by: David Burton Morris
Written by: Kim Steven Ketelson, David Burton Morris, Annie Willette
A man suspects an affair when his former friend buys things for his wife, spending their tenth anniversary at his cabin only makes matter worse, and an overheard conversation suggests that his concerns are justified.

Richard (Gavan O'Herlihy), Della (Ruth de Sosa) and Alan (Paul Lieber)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E6

THE THING FROM THE GRAVE

Originally broadcast: 8 May 1990
Directed by: Fred Dekker
Written by: Fred Dekker
A photographer offers to help a model who is engaged to a violent man, falling in love sees him give her a very special token of his affection, and her angry fiancé fires six shots that leave the romance dead and buried.

Stacy (Teri Hatcher) and Mitch Bruckner (Miguel Ferrer)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S2E7

THE SACRIFICE

Originally broadcast: 15 May 1990
Directed by: Richard Greenberg
Written by: Ross Thomas
An insurance salesman falls for a tycoon's wife while negotiating a deal, an affair and news about a long life sees their thoughts turn to murder, and an unexpected visitor explains how he came to see the whole thing.

James (Kevin Kilner) and Gloria Fielding (Kim Delaney)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E8

FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD

Originally broadcast: 22 May 1990
Directed by: Jeffrey Price
Written by: Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman
A rock promoter complains that he can hear a strange sound in his ear, his conscience warns him not to steal $1000000 from a charity benefit, and a banker dressed in leather pays the price for demanding half of it.

Miss Kilbasser (Katey Sagal) and Marty Slash (Lee Arenberg)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E9

FOUR-SIDED TRIANGLE

Originally broadcast: 29 May 1990
Directed by: Tom Holland
Written by: Tom Holland, James Tugend
A farmer lusts over a pretty farmhand as she collects eggs from the barn, his attempt to force himself on her leaves her with a nasty head injury,
and an hallucination in a cornfield sees her fall in love with a scarecrow.

Mary Jo (Patricia Arquette), George Yates (Chelcie Ross)
and Luisa (Susan Blommaert)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E10

THE VENTRILOQUIST'S DUMMY

Originally broadcast: 5 June 1990
Directed by: Richard Donner
Written by: Frank Darabont
An aspiring ventriloquist visits his hero years after a career-ending fire,
his debut performance at an amateur night doesn't go as well as hoped, and the old man denies any responsibility when a woman is found dead.

Billy Goldman (Bobcat Goldthwait) and Mr. Ingels (Don Rickles)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E11

JUDY, YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF TODAY

Originally broadcast: 12 June 1990
Directed by: Randa Haines
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
A housewife thinks that her husband's love of guns is giving her wrinkles, a cosmetics rep turns out to be an old witch looking for a new body, and suggestion that she hasn't got very long to live forces her to think again.

Judy (Carol Kane) and Witch (Frances Bay)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S2E12

FITTING PUNISHMENT

Originally broadcast: 19 June 1990
Directed by: Jack Sholder
Written by: Jonathan David Kahn, Michael Alan Kahn, Don Mancini
A boy goes to stay with his mortician uncle when he parents are killed, the unscrupulous old man shows how he cuts corners to make money, and a disagreement about a coffin leads to a very serious spinal injury.

Bobby Thornberry (Jon Clair) and Uncle Ezra Thornberry (Moses Gunn)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S2E13

KORMAN'S KALAMITY

Originally broadcast: 26 June 1990
Directed by: Rowdy Herrington
Written by: Terry Black
A comic book artist is accused of having an affair by his overbearing wife, being forced to take experimental fertility pills has an effect on his brain, and a series of odd sightings suggest that his creations are coming to life.

Jim Korman (Harry Anderson) Lorelei Phelps (Cynthia Gibb)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E14

LOWER BERTH

Originally broadcast: 3 July 1990
Directed by: Kevin Yagher
Written by:Fred Dekker
News that a two-faced man is dying leaves a freak show with a problem, a gambler offers his owner a business deal involving an ancient mummy, and suggestion of an extremely improbable romance is met with ridicule.

Mr. Sickles (Stefan Gierasch) and Ernest Feeley (Lewis Arquette)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E15

MUTE WITNESS TO MURDER

Originally broadcast: 10 July 1990
Directed by: Jim Simpson
Written by: Nancy Doyne
A woman is struck dumb when she sees a murder in a nearby apartment, her husband accidentally alerts the killer when he asks a doctor for help, and her sister asks questions when she is taken to a private sanatorium.

Dr. Trask (Richard Thomas) and Suzy (Patricia Clarkson)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S2E16

TELEVISION TERROR

Originally broadcast: 17 July 1990
Directed by: Charlie Picerni
Written by: Randall Jahnson, G.J. Pruss
A shock TV host enters a haunted house where twelve men were killed, the network are unimpressed by the lack of action in the live broadcast, and strange things start happening when they cut for the commercials.

Horton Rivers (Morton Downey Jr.)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E17

MY BROTHER'S KEEPER

Originally broadcast: 24 July 1990
Directed by: Peter S. Seaman
Written by: Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman
A clash of personalities sees a pair of Siamese twins consider separation, reluctance to sign a release form means that surgery can't go ahead, and the more desperate of the two does all he can to wreck his brother's life.

Eddie (Jonathan Stark) Frank (Timothy Stack)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E18

THE SECRET

Originally broadcast: 31 July 1990
Directed by: J. Michael Riva
Written by: Doug Ronning
An orphan with behavioural issues is thought to be too old for adoption, interest from an odd couple brings questions about his real parents, and the pair talk of a secret after locking him in his room with toys and cakes.

Theodore (Mike Simmrin), Mrs. Colbert (Grace Zabriskie),
Tobias (Larry Drake) and Mr. Colbert (William Frankfather)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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SEASON THREE

(1991)
14 episodes
Season Score: 83
Episode Average: 5.93
Perfect 10's:
S3E1

LOVED TO DEATH

Originally broadcast: 15 June 1991
Directed by: Tom Mankiewicz
Written by: Joe Minion, Tom Mankiewicz
A screenwriter realises that his dream girl lives in his apartment building, attempts to win the bitchy actress over are met with a cold shoulder, and his landlord hands him a potion that will make her fall hopelessly in love.

Miranda Singer (Mariel Hemingway) and Edward Foster (Andrew McCarthy)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E2

CARRION DEATH

Originally broadcast: 15 June 1991
Directed by: Steven E. de Souza
Written by: Steven E. de Souza
An escaped prisoner heads for the Mexican border after robbing a bank, a run-in with a motorcycle cop leaves them both stranded in the desert, and a fatal shooting and a swallowed key create a rather heavy problem.

Earl Raymond Digs (Kyle MacLachlan)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E3

THE TRAP

Originally broadcast: 15 June 1991
Directed by: Michael J. Fox
Written by: Scott Alexander
A man promises to look for a way to pay the bills when he loses his job,
his coroner brother is blackmailed into helping with an insurance scam, and things get heated when his wife shows how much she appreciates it.

Billy Paloma (Bruno Kirby), Lou Paloma (Bruce McGill
and Irene Paloma (Teri Garr
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S3E4

ABRA CADAVER

Originally broadcast: 19 June 1991
Directed by: Stephen Hopkins
Written by: Jim Burge
A surgeon is left partially paralysed when a prank causes a heart attack, his guilt-ridden brother makes up for it by funding his research for years, and an injection proves that the brain remains viable after clinical death.

Dr. Martin Fairbanks (Beau Bridges)
and Dr. Carl Fairbanks (Tony Goldwyn)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S3E5

TOP BILLING

Originally broadcast: 26 June 1991
Directed by: Todd Holland
Written by: Myles Berkowitz
A frustrated actor struggles to get work because he never looks the part, his agent and his girlfriend decide that it's time for them to move on, and a successful friend competes against him at an audition to prove a point.

Barry Blye (Jon Lovitz) and Winton Robbins (Bruce Boxleitner)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S3E6

DEAD WEIGHT

Originally broadcast: 3 July 1991
Directed by: Tobe Hooper
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A treasure seeker gets a job on a plantation to get closer to a black pearl, a mundunugu tries to him protect him after she notices his red hair, and spending a night with the owner's girlfriend provides him with a partner.

Peligre (Whoopi Goldberg) and Red Buckley (James Remar)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S3E7

THE RELUCTANT VAMPIRE

Originally broadcast: 10 July 1991
Directed by: Elliot Silverstein
Written by: Terry Black
A vampire feeds his thirst by working as a security guard at a blood bank, his boss explains that a stock discrepancy could lead to bankruptcy, and a sceptical detective laughs off a theory about an exsanguinated mugger.

Sally (Sandra Dickinson), Donald Longtooth (Malcolm McDowell)
and Mr. Crosswhite (George Wendt)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S3E8

EASEL KILL YA

Originally broadcast: 17 July 1991
Directed by: John Harrison
Written by: Larry Wilson
A struggling artist meets a pretty girl at an obsessives anonymous group, a deadly row with a neighbour provides some much-needed inspiration, and a morbid art collector promises to pay big money for any new work.

Sharon (Roya Megnot) and Jack Craig (Tim Roth)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E9

UNDERTAKING PALOR

Originally broadcast: 24 July 1991
Directed by: Michael Tau
Written by: Ron Finley
Four kids break into a mortuary with a camera to make a horror movie,
a pharmacist and an undertaker discuss their murderous activities, and the group search for evidence when one of the boys loses his own father.

Undertaker (John Glover) and Grundy (Graham Jarvis)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S3E10

MOURNIN' MESS

Originally broadcast: 31 July 1991
Directed by: Manny Coto
Written by: Manny Coto
The police struggle for clues when a serial killer targets homeless people,
a newspaper reporter is fired for constantly turning up late for work, and the main suspect points him in the direction of a charitable organisation.

Dale Sweeney (Steven Weber) and Jess Gilchrist (Rita Wilson)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

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S3E11

SPLIT SECOND

Originally broadcast: 7 August 1991
Directed by: Russell Mulcahy
Written by: Richard Christian Matheson
A waitress marries a lumber company owner who offers her a better life,
a comment from a worker about her reputation leads to a violent attack, and her interest in a hunky new arrival sends his jealousy into overdrive.

Liz Kelly-Dixon (Michelle Johnson) and Brion Jones (Steve Dixon)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 3

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S3E12

DEADLINE

Originally broadcast: 14 August 1991
Directed by: Walter Hill
Written by: Walter Hill, Mae Woods
An out-of-work reporter's life changes when he meets a woman in a bar, his old boss agrees to give him his job back if he delivers a murder story, and the chance of a fresh start inspires him to give up drinking for good.

Charles McKenzie (Richard Jordan)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3

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S3E13

SPOILED

Originally broadcast: 21 August 1991
Directed by: Andy Wolk
Written by: Connie Johnson, Doug Ronning
A bored doctor's wife wishes that her life was like a steamy soap opera, her husband insists that his research must come before everything else, and excitement comes to her door when a friend suggests getting cable.

Leon (Alan Rachins) and Janet (Faye Grant)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E14

YELLOW

Originally broadcast: 28 August 1991
Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz, Jim Thomas, John Thomas
A WWI General discovers that his son is yellow after he orders a retreat, a request for a discharge is met by an option for a transfer instead, and
a cowardly act during a patrol forces his father to sentence him to death.

Lt. Martin Kalthrob (Eric Douglas) and General Kalthrob (Kirk Douglas)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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SEASON FOUR

(1992)
14 episodes
Season Score: 81
Episode Average: 5.79
Perfect 10's: 3
S4E1

NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART

Originally broadcast: 27 June 1992
Directed by: Tom Hanks
Written by: Donald Longtooth
A man finds that the net is closing in when he kills another wealthy wife,
the need for one more old lady sees him return to a video dating agency, and strange notes start to arrive that tell him to stop before it's too late.

Howard Prince (Treat Williams) and Effie Gluckman (Frances Sternhagen)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

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S4E2

THIS'LL KILL YA

Originally broadcast: 27 June 1992
Directed by: Robert Longo
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A cocky scientist annoys his research partners when he lies to the press,
an ongoing relationship has to be kept secret for the good of the project, and a mistake with an insulin injection leaves him with only hours to live.

Pack Brightman (Cleavon Little), Sophie Wagner (Sônia Braga)
and George Gatlin (Dylan McDermott)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E3

ON A DEADMAN'S CHEST

Originally broadcast: 27 June 1992
Directed by: William Friedkin
Written by: Larry Wilson
A singer feels certain that his guitarist's new wife will break up the band,
a groupie tells him to visit the magician who inked her latest tattoo, and the story inside his skin leaves him with an unwanted image on his chest.

Nick Bosch (Paul Hipp) and Danny Darwin (Yul Vasquez)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E4

SEANCE

Originally broadcast: 4 July 1992
Directed by: Gary Fleder
Written by: Harry Anderson
Two con artists tell a man that he is due to inherit $3m from a bank job, thoughts turn to blackmailing him instead when he starts to smell a rat, and the victim knows that he's been had when he hears a familiar song.

Benjamin A. Polosky (Ben Cross) and Alison Peters (Cathy Moriarty)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E5

BEAUTY REST

Originally broadcast: 11 July 1992
Directed by: Stephen Hopkins
Written by: Donald Longtooth
An ageing actress/model is furious when her roomie beats her to a part, an overdose of tranquillisers sees her take her place in a fixed pageant, and a rival accuses her of sleeping with strangers to guarantee success.

Helen (Mimi Rogers) and Joyce (Kathy Ireland)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E6

WHAT'S COOKIN'

Originally broadcast: 22 July 1992
Directed by: Gilbert Adler
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A couple face eviction when their squid restaurant fails to make money, customers flock in when the janitor introduces a family steak recipe, and the supplier demands a share to keep quiet about what's in the freezer.

Fred (Christopher Reeve) and Erma (Bess Armstrong)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S4E7

THE NEW ARRIVAL

Originally broadcast: 25 July 1992
Directed by: Peter Medak
Written by: Ron Finley
A psychologist visits a problem child in the hope of saving his radio show, his boss gets a shock when she follows the mysterious girl into the attic, and a look around suggests that they are not dealing with a real person.

Rona (Joan Severance), Dr. Alan Goetz (David Warner),
Bonnie (Twiggy) and Nora (Zelda Rubenstein)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S4E8

SHOWDOWN

Originally broadcast: 1 August 1992
Directed by: Richard Donner
Written by: Frank Darabont
An outlaw ends his wounded partner's pain when he can ride no further,
a Texas Ranger is quickly dealt with when he tracks him to a small town, and a wonder tonic brings him face-to-face with all the men he has killed.

Tom McMurdo (David Morse) and Billy Quintaine (Neil Guintoli)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S4E9

KING OF THE ROAD

Originally broadcast: 8 August 1992
Directed by: Tom Holland
Written by: Randall Jahnson
A cocky young drag racer tracks down a legend who retired undefeated, the cop is reminded about how he hid from a manslaughter charge, and a kidnapping leaves him with no choice but to line up for one final duel.

Billy (Brad Pitt) and Joe Garrett (Raymond J. Barry)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S4E10

MANIAC AT LARGE

Originally broadcast: 19 August 1992
Directed by: John Frankenheimer
Written by: Mae Woods
A library clerk is forced to work late while there is a serial killer at large, an oddball patron suggests that the eighth victim will be a woman, and
an incident in the basement reveals something about the security guard.

Margaret (Blythe Danner) and Mrs. Pritchard (Salome Jens)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S4E11

SPLIT PERSONALITY

Originally broadcast: 26 August 1992
Directed by: Joel Silver
Written by: Fred Dekker
A conman tells his latest victim that the best things in life come in twos,
a road accident guides him to the home of a pair of reclusive twins, and
a desire to get his hands on a $2bn fortune sees him marry both women.

June Echeson Blair (Kristen Amber Citron), Vic (Joe Pesci)
and April Dobbs Blair (Jacqueline Alexandra Citron)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S4E12

STRUNG ALONG

Originally broadcast: 2 September 1992
Directed by: Kevin Yagher
Written by: Yale Udoff, Kevin Yagher
A retired puppeteer is invited to appear on a nostalgic television special, his much younger wife insists on hiring an assistant due to his ill-health, and suspicions about an affair are all but confirmed by the eager helper.

David (Zach Gillian), Ellen Renfield (Patricia Charbonneau)
and Joseph Renfiend (Donald O'Connor)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S4E13

WEREWOLF CONCERTO

Originally broadcast: 9 September 1992
Directed by: Steve Perry
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
An anonymous werewolf hunter agrees to find a killer at a remote hotel, a pianist invites an admirer to her room for a private performance, and
a man shot in the head turns out to be a very different kind of monster.

Lokai (Timothy Dalton)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S4E14

CURIOSITY KILLED

Originally broadcast: 16 September 1992
Directed by: Elliot Silverstein
Written by: Stanley Ralph Ross
An elderly woman makes her husband's life hell when they go camping, an overheard conversation about his friend's first wife makes her panic, and following the two men into a swamp reveals the reason for the trip.

Lucille (Madge Sinclair), Harry (J.A. Preston),
Cynthia (Margot Kidder) and Jack (Kevin McCarthy)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4
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SEASON FIVE

(1993)
13 episodes
Season Score: 65
Episode Average: 5.00
Perfect 10's: 1
S5E1

DEATH OF SOME SALESMEN

Originally broadcast: 2 October 1993
Directed by: Gilbert Adler
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A conman tries to sell a cemetery plot when he goes to the wrong house, stepping into the couple's kitchen reveals the extent of his mistake, and it soon becomes clear that true love is the only thing that can save him.

Pa Brackett (Tim Curry) and Judd Campbell (Ed Begley Jr.)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S5E2

AS YE SOW

Originally broadcast: 2 October 1993
Directed by: Kyle MacLachlan
Written by: Ron Finley
A man is sure that his young wife is cheating despite a lack of evidence,
a private investigator suggests that she is having an affair with a priest, and a visit to his church tells him that the rival needs to be eliminated.

Leo (Hector Elizondo) and Bridget (Patsy Kensit)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S5E3

FOREVER AMBERGRIS

Originally broadcast: 2 October 1993
Directed by: Gary Fleder
Written by: Scott Rosenberg
A combat photographer finds that he no longer has an eye for the shot,
a dinner invitation sees him fall for his young protégé's house frau, and
an assignment in Central America gives him a chance to get back on top.

Ike (Steve Buscemi) and Dalton Scott (Roger Daltrey)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S5E4

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Originally broadcast: 6 October 1993
Directed by: Rodman Flender
Written by: Larry Wilson
A domineering sideshow psychic offers his wife/assistant little respect,
a fire-eating admirer suggests running away to start a new life together, and a telepathic connection alerts the jealous husband to the situation.

Connie (Joan Chen) and Zambini (Ernie Hudson)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S5E5

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN BRASS HEARSES

Originally broadcast: 13 October 1993
Directed by: Russell Mulcahy
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
An ex-con plans a robbery as part of revenge for his time in San Quentin, the ice cream vendor who ratted on him insists that it was deserved, and everything changes when his mentally-challenged brother kills someone.

Virgil DeLuca (Brad Dourif) and Billy DeLuca (Bill Paxton)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S5E6

TWO FOR THE SHOW

Originally broadcast: 20 October 1993
Directed by: Kevin Hooks
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A man kills his wife when she threatens to leave him for somebody else, a cop shows interest when a neighbour reports the sound of screaming, and the detective reappears when the husband leaves town with a trunk.

Officer Fine (Vincent Spano) and Andy Conway (David Paymer)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 8

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S5E7

HOUSE OF HORROR

Originally broadcast: 27 October 1993
Directed by: Bob Gale
Written by: Bob Gale
A sadistic pledge master makes life hell for the latest fraternity hopefuls,
an offer of a sorority affiliation is seen as nothing more than a trick, and strange things start to happen during a courage test at a haunted house.

Les Wilton (Kevin Dillon) and Arling (Wil Wheaton)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S5E8

WELL COOKED HAMS

Originally broadcast: 3 November 1993
Directed by: Elliot Silverstein
Written by: Andrew Kevin Walker
A bungling magician is told that he will regret firing his fed-up assistant,
a master of the art invites him to see what he does to thrill an audience, and interest in the infamous 'Box of Death' sees him kill his elderly rival.

Kraygen (Martin Sheen) and Miles Federman (Billy Zane)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S5E9

CREEP COURSE

Originally broadcast: 10 November 1993
Directed by: Jeffrey Boam
Written by: Jeffrey Boam
A football jock asks a bookworm to get him through an Egyptology exam, an inability to study sees him explain a plan to copy the exam paper, and providing a distraction leaves his helper locked inside a mummy's tomb.

Reggie Skulnick (Anthony Michael Hall) and Prof. Finley (Jeffrey Jones)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S5E10

CAME THE DAWN

Originally broadcast: 17 November 1993
Directed by: Uli Edel
Written by: Ron Finley
A businessman helps a woman who has broken down on a stormy night, a grocery store owner tells him that there has been a murder in the area, and arriving at his cabin reveals that he has lied about the lady in his life.

Norma (Brooke Shields) and Roger (Perry King)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S5E11

OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

Originally broadcast: 24 November 1993
Directed by: Paul Abascal
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
A pair of swindlers kill off their business partner after their latest scam,
a group of locals are tricked into investing $20,000 in a fake oil well, and a chance to make a killing sees them put up $72,000 of their own money.

Carty (Alan Ruck), Spider (Rory Calhoun), Jerry (Lou Diamond Phillips),
William (Steve Kahan), Gina (Priscilla Presley)
and Mr. Petermeyer (Noble Willingham)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S5E12

HALF-WAY HORRIBLE

Originally broadcast: 1 December 1993
Directed by: Gregory Widen
Written by: Gregory Widen
A chemical plant owner identifies the body of a dead business associate, a note suggests that his death may be linked to a past deal in Brazil, and his assistant offers advice when the FDA get nervy about a new product.

Roger Lassen (Clancy Brown)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S5E13

TILL DEATH DO WE PART

Originally broadcast: 8 December 1993
Directed by: W. Peter Iliff
Written by: W. Peter Iliff
A mob boss discovers that her younger lover has been seeing a waitress, the man whose job it is to kill her decides to collect a few souvenirs, and a need to know where loyalties lie leads to a last minute change of plan.

Lucy Chadwick (Kate Vernon) and Johnny Canaparo (John Stamos)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2
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SEASON SIX

(1994-1995)
15 episodes
Season Score: 69
Episode Average: 4.60
Perfect 10's: 0
S6E1

LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME

Originally broadcast: 31 October 1994
Directed by: Russell Mulcahy
Written by: Ron Finley
A lawyer gets arrested in a strict town for an improperly licensed vehicle, refusing to accept a deal of ten lashes sees her sentenced to 100 lashes, and a last minute reprieve sees her accused of illegal solicitation instead.

Geraldine Ferrett (Catherine O'Hara) and Austin Haggard (Peter MacNicol)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S6E2

ONLY SKIN DEEP

Originally broadcast: 31 October 1994
Directed by: William Malone
Written by: Dick Beebe
A hot-tempered man upsets his ex by gatecrashing her Halloween party, meeting a masked woman leads to an anonymous sexual encounter, and a suggestion about getting to know each other better isn't well received.

Carl Schlag (Peter Onorati) and Molly (Sherrie Rose)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S6E3

WHIRLPOOL

Originally broadcast: 31 October 1994
Directed by: Mick Garris
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A comic book artist loses her job when another of her stories is rejected, a dream about shooting her boss dead ends with her being arrested, and the new day turns out to be a slightly different version of the one before.

Rolanda (Rita Rudner)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S6E4

OPERATION FRIENDSHIP

Originally broadcast: 9 November 1994
Directed by: Roland Mesa
Written by: Rob Ross
A programmer discovers that a colleague has claimed credit for his work, a bored friend makes focusing on his latest task next to impossible, and dinner with a pretty neighbour leads to concern about being pushed out.

Nelson (Tate Donovan), Eddie (Peter Dobson)
and Jane (Michelle Burke)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S6E5

REVENGE IS THE NUTS

Originally broadcast: 16 November 1994
Directed by: Jonas McCord
Written by: Shel Willens
A blind woman is sent to a home where the residents are being abused, a handyman reveals how he too is a prisoner when she asks for help, and the owner makes life far more difficult when he is denied sexual favours.

Arnie Grunwald (Anthony Zerbe), Sheila (Teri Polo)
and Benny (John Savage)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S6E6

THE BRIBE

Originally broadcast: 23 November 1994
Directed by: Ramón Menéndez
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
A fire marshal tries to shut a strip club after he's sent some nude photos, his daughter tells him that funding for her scholarship has been cut, and his predecessor tells him that he needs to accept a bribe to pay her fees.

Hiley Zeller (Kimberly Williams-Paisley)
and Inspector Martin Zeller (Terry O'Quinn)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S6E7

THE PIT

Originally broadcast: 30 November 1994
Directed by: John Harrison
Written by: John Harrison
The wives of two martial artists argue on TV after a fight ends in a draw, the rivalry continues as they try to land their husbands a movie role, and a promoter suggests a cage of death match to decide who gets the part.

Debbe Dunning (Aubrey Scott), Aaron Scott (Stoney Jackson),
Felix Johnson (Mark Dacascos) and Andrea Johnson (Marjean Holden)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S6E8

THE ASSASSIN

Originally broadcast: 7 December 1994
Directed by: Martin von Haselberg
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
A housewife is upset when a cop breaks in to ask her about her husband, the arrival of a cleanup crew reveals that he's an AWOL CIA assassin, and the frightened woman uses her body to turn the tables on the intruders.

Simone Bardou (Chelsea Field) and Janet McKay (Shelley Hack)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S6E9

STAIRED IN HORROR

Originally broadcast: 14 December 1994
Directed by: Stephen Hopkins
Written by: Teller, Colman deKay
A man running from an angry mob persuades an old woman to hide him, staying the night reveals that a young beauty also lives in the house, and a nasty shock leads to a story about an adulterous affair with a stranger.

Lilian Charbonnet (Rachel Ticotin) and Clyde (D.B. Sweeney)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S6E10

IN THE GROOVE

Originally broadcast: 21 December 1994
Directed by: Vincent Spano
Written by: Jack Temchin, Colman deKay
A shock jock is moved to the graveyard shift when his last sponsor runs,
his sister tells him that he has no choice but to work with a partner, and moving the topic of discussion away from sex sees him taken off the air.

Gary (Miguel Ferrer), Rita (Wendie Malick)
and Valerie (Linda Doucett)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S6E11

SURPRISE PARTY

Originally broadcast: 28 December 1994
Directed by: Elliot Silverstein
Written by: Tom Lyons, Colman deKay
A man heads to a burnt out farmhouse that he inherited from his father, the drive gives him time to think about how he tried to leave it to charity, and lights seen on the property turn out to be teenagers having a party.

Josie (Clare Hoak), Frank (Jake Busey)
and Ray Wells (Adam Storke)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S6E12

DOCTOR OF HORROR

Originally broadcast: 4 January 1995
Directed by: Larry Wilson
Written by: Larry Wilson
A doctor pays two mortuary security guards to help him snatch a body, talk of stealing souls from the dead leaves one of them feeling uneasy, and their boss makes the mistake of threatening to call the authorities.

Charlie (Travis Tritt) and Richard (Hank Azaria)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S6E13

COMES THE DAWN

Originally broadcast: 11 January 1995
Directed by: John Herzfeld
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
Two former soldiers look for a guide to help them bag a grizzly in Alaska, a Gulf War connection persuades a reluctant local girl to help them, and the things change quickly when an offer of a new partnership is rejected.

Burrows (Michael Ironside), Jeri Drumbeater (Vivian Wu)
and Parker (Bruce Payne)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

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S6E14

99 & 44/100% PURE HORROR

Originally broadcast: 18 January 1995
Directed by: Rodman Flender
Written by: Rodman Flender
A soap tycoon tells his unfaithful wife that sales have hit an all-time low, the shareholders decide that her artwork is doing nothing for the brand, and being left little hope of a lucrative divorce sees her resort to murder.

Willa Sandleton (Cristi Conway) and Luden Sandleton (Bruce Davison)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S6E15

YOU, MURDERER

Originally broadcast: 25 January 1995
Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A criminal who changed his appearance faces being exposed by his wife, a plan to have her killed off reveals that she's been having an affair, and a whack to the head sees him witness the events following his murder.

Dr. Oscar Charles (John Lithgow) and Lou Spinelli (Humphrey Bogart)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5
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FILM

(1995)




FILM

DEMON KNIGHT

Released: 13 January 1995
Directed by: Ernest R. Dickerson
Written by: Ethan Reiff, Cyrus Voris, Mark Bishop
A man involved in a crash claims that he was chasing a dangerous thief, following him to a motel leads to a search for a key-shaped artifact, and an attempt to collect it results in all hell being unleashed on the building.

The Collector (Billy Zane)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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SEASON SEVEN

(1996)
13 episodes
Season Score: 66
Episode Average: 5.08
Perfect 10's: 0
S7E1

FATAL CAPER

Originally broadcast: 19 April 1996
Directed by: Bob Hoskins
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz, Colman deKay
A wealthy man with a heart problem is urged to make changes to his will, his sons are told that it will all go to charity unless they find their brother and a lawyer reveals that the last surviving sibling will inherit everything.

Justin Ambersham (Greg Wise), Evelyn Amberson (James Saxon)
and Fiona Havisham (Natasha Richardson)
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9

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S7E2

LAST RESPECTS

Originally broadcast: 26 April 1996
Directed by: Freddie Francis
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
Three sisters who run a curiosity shop find a monkey's paw in new stock,
talk of it granting three wishes is laughed off as just a silly old story, and starting off small by asking for £1,000,000 has devastating consequences.

Dolores (Kerry Fox), Marlys (Julie Cox)
and Yvonne (Emma Samms)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S7E3

A SLIGHT CASE OF MURDER

Originally broadcast: 3 May 1996
Directed by: Brian Helgeland
Written by: Brian Helgeland
A mystery novelist dismisses a story written by her annoying neighbour,
her estranged husband turns up to confront her about cheating on him, and the other man is shocked into action when he finds a shallow grave.

Sharon Bannister (Francesca Annis), Larry (Christopher Cazenove)
Mrs. Trask (Elizabeth Spriggs)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S7E4

ESCAPE

Originally broadcast: 17 May 1996
Directed by: Peter MacDonald
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz
A German POW who betrayed his own men finds that it was for nothing, the inmates at his new camp ask him to take charge of their escape plan, and a kindred spirit offers to help him when a new arrival poses a threat.

Albert Frye (Nickolas Grace), Krupp (Nick Reding)
and Lieutenant Luger (Martin Kemp)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S7E5

HORROR IN THE NIGHT

Originally broadcast: 24 May 1996
Directed by: Russell Mulcahy
Written by: John Harrison
A thief shoots his partner and steals the jewels during a staged robbery, a shoulder injury and a breakdown force him to book into a cheap hotel, and a series of strange hallucinations make it a very uncomfortable stay.

Laura Kendall (Elizabeth McGovern) and Nick Marvin (James Wilby)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S7E6

COLD WAR

Originally broadcast: 31 May 1996
Directed by: Andrew Morahan, Robin Bextor
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
A couple find that they're not the only ones trying to rob a petrol station, a row about a gunshot wound brings talk of ending the partnership, and a man in a bar proves that there's always someone looking for company.

Cammy (Jane Horrocks) and Ford (Ewan McGregor)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S7E7

THE KIDNAPPER

Originally broadcast: 7 June 1996
Directed by: James H. Spencer, Robin Bextor
Written by: John Harrison, Scott Nimerfro
A pawnbroker offers a pregnant woman help after she faints in his shop, asking her to move in with him leads to an awkward declaration of love, and something has to be done when the baby's arrival spoils everything.

Teresa (Julia Sawalha) and Danny Skeggs (Steve Coogan)
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S7E8

REPORT FROM THE GRAVE

Originally broadcast: 14 June 1996
Directed by: William Malone
Written by: William Malone
A scientist tries to test a memory retrieval device on a dead serial killer, an attempt to teach his girlfriend a lesson leads to her accidental death, and the truth leaves him trying to bring her back from beyond the grave.

Arianne (Siobhan Flynn) and Elliot (James Frain)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S7E9

SMOKE WRINGS

Originally broadcast: 21 June 1996
Directed by: Mandie Fletcher
Written by: Lisa Sandoval
A man wins a job at an advertising agency despite not having a portfolio, his real boss creates a device that controls the power of suggestion, and hidden desires are manipulated as he attempts to take back what is his.

Barry (Daniel Craig), Frank (Denis Lawson)
and Jacqueline (Ute Lemper)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

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S7E10

ABOUT FACE

Originally broadcast: 28 June 1996
Directed by: Thomas E. Sanders
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A L Katz, Larry Wilson
A priest and successful author finds that he has twin teenage daughters, a desire to avoid a scandal sees him welcome the pair into his home, and his wife's left stunned when the second girl finally makes an appearance.

Angelica (Anna Friel), Sarah (Imelda Staunton)
and Jonathan (Anthony Andrews)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S7E11

CONFESSION

Originally broadcast: 5 July 1996
Directed by: Peter Hewitt
Written by: Scott Nimerfro
The police make an arrest near to the scene of a third headless murder,
an expert on serial killers is brought in to question the screenwriter, and a shared knowledge of the subject leads to an interrogation room battle.

Jack Lynch (Ciarán Hinds) and Evans (Eddie Izzard)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3

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S7E12

EAR TODAY... GONE TOMORROW

Originally broadcast: 12 July 1996
Directed by: Christopher Hart
Written by: Ed Tapia
A safe-cracker fails to show a crime-lord that he can work off his debts, begging the man's wife for help gives him some time to find the money, and the woman offers to fix his hearing if he agrees to put it to good use.

Henry (Phil Davis), Malcolm Lawson (Richard Johnson),
Glynn Fennell (Robert Lindsay) and Kate Lawson (Gretchen Palmer)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3

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S7E13

THE THIRD PIG

Originally broadcast: 19 July 1996
Directed by: Bill Kopp, Patrick A. Ventura
Written by: Bill Kopp
A pig lets his two brothers move in when a wolf blows their homes away, the police accuse him of killing them when he finds them both dead, and his siblings demand revenge when they help him to escape from his cell.

Drinky (Brad Garrett), Smokey (Charlie Adler)
and Dudley (Cam Clarke)
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
Rate:
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FILM

(1996)




FILM

BORDELLO OF BLOOD

Released: 16 August 1996
Directed by: Gilbert Adler
Written by: A L Katz, Gilbert Adler, Robert Zemeckis, Bob Gale
Two friends land in trouble when they head to a whorehouse to get laid, a woman reluctantly pays a private detective to find her missing brother, and a discovery at a funeral parlour proves that he was definitely there.

Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) and Lilith (Angie Everhart)
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4
Holy Godiva's rating:
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FILM

(2002)




FILM

RITUAL

Released: 18 September 2002
Directed by: Avi Nesher
Written by: Rob Cohen, Avi Nesher, Inez Wallace
A doctor takes a job in Jamaica when her medical license is suspended, her patient turns out to be someone who thinks that he's a zombie, and
a doll found in her room suggests that Obeah has been used against her.

Wesley Claybourne (Daniel Lapaine) Caro Lamb (Kristen Wilson)
and Alice Dodgson (Jennifer Grey)
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2
Holy Godiva's rating:
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SEASON SCORES

Season 1: 6.67
Season 2: 6.78
Season 3: 5.93
Season 4: 5.79
Season 5: 5.00
Season 6: 4.60
Season 7: 5.08


FAVOURITE EPISODES

HOLY GODIVA
1. Abra Cadaver
(Season 3, Episode 4 - 1991)

2. Strung Along
(Season 4, Episode 12 - 1992)

3. The New Arrival
(Season 4, Episode 7 - 1992)

4. Three's a Crowd
(Season 2, Episode 5 - 1990)

5. Death of Some Salesmen
(Season 5, Episode 1 - 1993)

6. For Cryin' Out Loud
(Season 2, Episode 8 - 1990)

7. Four-Sided Triangle
(Season 2, Episode 9 - 1990)

8. What's Cookin'
(Season 4, Episode 6 - 1992)

9. The Ventriloquist's Dummy
(Season 2, Episode 10 - 1990

10. Fatal Caper
(Season 7, Episode 1 - 1996)
ONION JACK
1. The New Arrival
(Season 4, Episode 7 - 1992)

2. Abra Cadaver
(Season 3, Episode 4 - 1991)

3. Strung Along
(Season 4, Episode 12 - 1992)

4. Death of Some Salesmen
(Season 5, Episode 1 - 1993)

5. The Man Who Was Death
(Season 1, Episode 1 - 1989)

6. Two for the Show
(Season 5, Episode 6 - 1993)

7. The Ventriloquist's Dummy
(Season 2, Episode 10 - 1990

8. For Cryin' Out Loud
(Season 2, Episode 8 - 1990)

9. What's Cookin'
(Season 4, Episode 6 - 1992)

10. Staired in Horror
(Season 6, Episode 9 - 1994)

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