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Added by E-Mies on 28 Aug 2015 11:53
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Do you want to get famous? Do you want that people will call you 'a musician'? If you do, then I have one good tip for you that will completely fulfill your dreams of glory and fame.

First, download or buy (I don't give a fuck) a program called FL Studio to your computer.

Make a steady 4/4 beat with a tempo of 128 beats per minute.

Do a simple four chord progression with guitar or strings or piano.

Get a semi-famous singer to sing something stupid. Maybe something inspiring like we all will find love or get rich someday. You just have to believe in it.

Yeah, I know it's stupid and lame but it doesn't matter, people are stupid enough to buy your inspiring shit and think that happiness awaits them. Reality is that YOU are the only one who gets all the dollars and bitches but they don't need to know it.

After a chorus, make epic bass drop, so all the pre-adolescent acnefaces will ejaculate.

Then do a monotonous bass something and repeat that shit all the way to the final chorus.

Then publish your shit and buy a Lamborghini.

Now you have become a mass production of Billboard excretion these days, gongratulations!

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I could put almost every fucking album here and write the same shit. It doesn't make a difference. Music today has become so lazy and pointless. It's all about inspiring shit and bass drops and four-chord-progressions. Computerized piece of shit. I bet 90 % of Billboard artists don't even know what a pentatonic scale is. Fuck it.

I'm deaf.
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This list contains all the feature paintings I have destroyed. It does not contain any music or whatsoever because that would be stupid, right? Well it also contains my verbal excretion which I strongly recommend not to read. It also contains piece of shit grammar because it's so artsyfartsy. Peace out in pieces.

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