Happy Vader Presents: 10 Greatest Film* Sex Scenes
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Selma Blair & Robert Wisdom
The sometimes scary-sometimes hot Blair is pushed up against the wall and Wisdom does it doggy-style, while forcing her to shout louder every passing 5 seconds
Philip Seymour-Hoffman & Marisa Tomei
Yup. That's Hoffman humping Tomei, all the while looking at himself in the mirror!
Young People Fucking (2007)
Carly Pope & Aaron Abrams
The tasty Carly Pope rides this goofy-looking dude ^ which starts off comically then descends to a delicious slow-motion.
Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon
Two incredibly sexy ladies dishing out on each other is very rare in the lesbian-world. This is one of the most erotic scenes in history. One has a fine set of lips, one a fine ass!
Sex and Lucia (2001)
Paz Vega & Tristian Ulloa
Not only you get to see an erect penis, but you get one of the best moans by Paz Vega
The Lover (1992)
Jane March & someone else!
Slow, sensual, erotic, deep: these are the words that can describe this scene!
Wild Orchid (1989)
Mickey Rourke & Carre Otis
Word has it that Rourke got a little too far and actually penetrated her. This is one of the raunchiest sex scenes in one of the worst movies ever made. Otis has a sexy navel, though!
Don't Look Now (1973)
Julie Christie & Donald Sutherland
Often lauded as the quintessential sex-scene in cinema history, the fornication is cut with shots of them being dressed for a party
Monster's Ball (2001)
Halle Berry & Billy Bob Thornton
Raked up controversy more than a hoover collecting dust, the sex scene has now become a classic. It almost works like an adult video, and memorably ends with an almost one minute shot of Berry's bottoms!
A History of Violence (2005)
Viggo Mortensen & Mario Bello
The greatest, controversial and intense sex moment in cinema history. It's a masterpiece on its own!
Happy Vader's rating:
Sex scenes in movies come in all shapes and sizes, from intense to slow, from lesbians to gays, and while almost all of them make our clothes tight in the wrong areas, only few of them actually get imprinted in our minds and go down in history as some of the greatest sex scenes (simulated or unsimulated) in history.
So after viewing this list, download the films, cut to the chase, sit back, cross your legs, and enjoy!
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